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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9541 on: September 27, 2014, 11:55:10 PM »
Sent to die.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9542 on: September 28, 2014, 12:03:06 AM »
pls help guys! lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=902813

And people wonder why the Japanese aren't buying X-boxes in droves. MS treats their Japanese devs like this like dirt. It happened with Phantom Dust ("Oh we'll totally release it in the We--Nope, PSYCHE") and it's happening with this being a silent release. It's par for the course for MS in Japan.

Speaking of #gamersgate

https://twitter.com/infinitechan

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But:

8chan.co @infinitechan  ·  Sep 22
I am pleased to announce that ∞chan is partnering with #2ch, who have been protecting free speech online in Japan since 1999. #poolesclosed
8chan.co @infinitechan  ·  Sep 22
As part of the #2ch partnership, 8chan will become 2ch's international division. This will require some downtime to do a server transfer.
8chan.co @infinitechan  ·  Sep 22
For talk about the #2ch partnership, join me on twitch @ 8PM EST @ http://twitch.tv/kopipe0  - 8chan will still be open sourced & free for all.

Oscar? Is this actually true? Or am I being trolled. I'm pretty sure I'm being trolled, but I can't check 2ch for accuracy.

Edit: Correction: 2ch, not 2chan/futaba.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9544 on: September 28, 2014, 12:16:48 AM »
KuwabaraTheMan is one of the worst posters on GAF.  fact
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9545 on: September 28, 2014, 12:20:36 AM »
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/dubstep-is-dead-while-house-music-going-strong-for-30-years.252902/

GOAT thread OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG :bow HOUSE :bow :bow :bow UNF :noah HOUSE :sabu :lawd DEEP HOUSE :rejoice

Yeah dubstep's rise and fall was pretty damn incredible. It'll be interesting to see what happens in 8 years when someone decides to go back to it and it is 'fresh' again to all the journos :P

Although seeing that coli thread, makes me wonder why more black people aren't into electronic music... I'll go to clubs, raves, etc in a NY and there will be white people, latinos, asians, middle easterners... but very very few black people. Surprising considering the roots of house and techno... it was always something I've been curious about.
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« Reply #9546 on: September 28, 2014, 12:47:33 AM »
Sent to die.

MS's digital strategy has been a disaster so far.  Whatever happened to their awesome seasonal promotions? Like Summer of Arcade and such? I know they're done with the Arcade nomenclature, but at least do something.

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« Reply #9547 on: September 28, 2014, 12:49:02 AM »
MS's digital strategy has been a disaster so far.  Whatever happened to their awesome seasonal promotions? Like Summer of Arcade and such? I know they're done with the Arcade nomenclature, but at least do something.

It's not just their digital. It's how they handle "first party"/second party (and in some cases third party) Japanese development. Though, it isn't just exclusive to the Japanese. They have a huge issue with signing developers on and then... forgetting them. Like they don't exist.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9548 on: September 28, 2014, 12:57:59 AM »
this dude Syphon Filter got to fall.
:stahp

dude must be wearing a rubber suit, nobody ever lands a jab on him. he just brushes it off with the innocence and obviousness of a seasoned troll.
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I can tell gaf-hop is circling the water with that one. I'm throwing a couple feints here and there, we shall see :dead
Syphon Filter has been making NBA GAF :umad for years now.
Yeah, they gonna learn.

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« Reply #9549 on: September 28, 2014, 01:09:37 AM »
Poor Holy Baikal

She seems like a very gentle soul.  I wonder if she's done with GAF after that thread of hers. 

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9550 on: September 28, 2014, 01:11:37 AM »
Sounded like Baikal wanted a place that's essentially a hugbox to end all hugboxes.   :goty2
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« Reply #9551 on: September 28, 2014, 01:13:03 AM »
Poor Holy Baikal

She seems like a very gentle soul.  I wonder if she's done with GAF after that thread of hers.

she? i thought baikal was a dude

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« Reply #9552 on: September 28, 2014, 01:14:57 AM »
He identifies as a she according to that same thread.  Just respecting her wishes. She got upset when others were referring using male gendered pronouns.


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« Reply #9553 on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:19 AM »
He identifies as a she according to that same thread.  Just respecting her wishes. She got upset when others were referring using male gendered pronouns.

huh. ok then

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« Reply #9554 on: September 28, 2014, 01:28:25 AM »
Sounded like Baikal wanted a place that's essentially a hugbox to end all hugboxes.   :goty2
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I don't mind that, as long as I'm happy.

I don't think that people will remain the same. People always change when they have new memories. But I rethinking things too much is unhealthy. People always say that confidence is a good thing and not to care too much what others think.

I'm not very good at not caring what others think when I hear it, because I'm very sensitive. But if I stay away from hurtful things, that's okay.

...

I don't think it's just a perception, a lot of people are really mean.

Around 1 in every 6 women are raped. That's.. a lot of mean scary people.

...

Lie is a negative word, but I guess so.

Personally, I think that pain is unhealthy. And saying that pain is good seems unhealthy to me.

...

That's nice, I like animation. I'm a big fan of anime like Fushigiboshi no Futagohime and cartoons like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I would like to express myself by living in a big pastel castle with all of the things that I love and where I can do all of the things that make me happy, and invite friends. And be in a big fairy forest where all the other fairies have wonderful castles, too. And where we can all use wonderful fairy magic.

....

I would hope so. I want real friendships. People who really care about me, and I care about them.

...

In virtual reality, I could eat pastries all day and it wouldn't be unhealthy. That sounds like so much fun. :D
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Please stop calling me a troll. I don't like trolls. Trolls are mean. ;_;

That's so mean. That hurts my feelings. ;_;

I'm not a brony, I'm a fan of My Little Pony. And you're mean and rude.

Things are becoming too mean for me. I want to live in virtual reality to escape from things like this. This is hurting my feelings. I think I should leave the thread now...
There are a lot of anime avatars in the thread after that...

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9555 on: September 28, 2014, 01:30:28 AM »
i always thought baikal was a troll
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« Reply #9556 on: September 28, 2014, 01:35:37 AM »
Could be.  Either that or she needs professional help.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9557 on: September 28, 2014, 01:41:02 AM »
Shitting on pirates while watching the same leak

:banderas:
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9558 on: September 28, 2014, 01:44:45 AM »
Could be.  Either that or she needs professional help.

Probably both

Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9559 on: September 28, 2014, 02:15:23 AM »
"I don't think that people will remain the same. People always change when they have new memories."

How I wish this were true. :goty2

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9560 on: September 28, 2014, 02:19:02 AM »
People. People never change
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« Reply #9561 on: September 28, 2014, 02:47:42 AM »
i always thought baikal was a troll

She's not.  A LOT of abuse in her history.  I wish her happiness, but such a shitty mindset is ingrained in her that I'm not sure it's possible :(

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9562 on: September 28, 2014, 03:02:50 AM »
Holy Bakakalkala gives me wartime flashbacks of a terrible user I knew on a piece of shit anime forum I was at years ago.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9564 on: September 28, 2014, 05:59:07 AM »
D4 is great but it was never going to sell. Downloadable japanese game on the Xbone that heavily recommends use of a kinect? That's as dead as dead gets.

I really, really hope we get more episodes somehow  :'(

Word.

There's an impressive amount of port begging and barely contained entitlement that "SONY IS WINNING EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ON PS4" going on in there just like the Bayonetta 2 sales threads. I bet Biker 19 and le.phat are genuine suicide candidates when Hirai inevitably gets the boot as Sony CEO.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9565 on: September 28, 2014, 06:11:38 AM »
Seems true. Dunno if this means they're under JP jurisdiction now, but if they are, they're going to find out in a hurry what real censorship looks like.

Got a link to a news post about it? Just seems crazy if true to me. I really got no clue why 2ch would "merge" with a new upstart English channel.

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« Reply #9566 on: September 28, 2014, 07:10:52 AM »
People. People never change
It's because we're kinda stubborn, and you know, not malleable children.

Of course that wouldn't apply to a manchild.
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« Reply #9567 on: September 28, 2014, 09:41:16 AM »
Best game to show a first date?
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I've been using OKCupid a bit lately, and I just got a date with a really cute girl lined up. We've sent several messages back and forth and chatted over the phone once. She plays Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends on her iPhone, and she said she liked Super Mario World back in the day, so it looks like she´s kind of a gamer.

So on Friday we´re going to a bar in the neighborhood. She said she wants to see the puppy I have in one of my profile pics (I got a puppy like two months ago), so we´re going to come back to my apartment after the bar.

While I have her there, it´s probably the perfect opportunity to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World. What would be a good game for this? Originally I thought The Last of Us, but she doesn´t like zombies (she told me she gets scared by The Walking Dead), so that one is probably out, even though it´s probably the highest achievement we´ve seen in the art. So what else might work?
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« Reply #9568 on: September 28, 2014, 10:06:29 AM »
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She plays Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends on her iPhone, and she said she liked Super Mario World back in the day, so it looks like she´s kind of a gamer.
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She is not a gamer. In fact I would bail on someone who even plays Candy Crush.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131990774&postcount=164
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« Reply #9569 on: September 28, 2014, 10:07:46 AM »
i always thought baikal was a troll

She's not.  A LOT of abuse in her history.  I wish her happiness, but such a shitty mindset is ingrained in her that I'm not sure it's possible :(

She'd aways post hilarious shit though.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9570 on: September 28, 2014, 10:07:55 AM »
That thread (well, OP mainly) is all kinds of amazing.

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« Reply #9571 on: September 28, 2014, 10:40:45 AM »
Bladeoftheimmortal tries to claim no one showed up at Xbone launch in China by taking pictures a day before and claiming it's the launch. Get's caught by Duckroll.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=902867

Console warriors venturing out into the world and still pulling an L :neogaf

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Could have just waited 24 hours :yeshrug
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9572 on: September 28, 2014, 10:42:31 AM »
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So on Friday we´re going to a bar in the neighborhood. She said she wants to see the puppy I have in one of my profile pics (I got a puppy like two months ago), so we´re going to come back to my apartment after the bar.

While I have her there, it´s probably the perfect opportunity to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World. What would be a good game for this? Originally I thought The Last of Us, but she doesn´t like zombies (she told me she gets scared by The Walking Dead), so that one is probably out, even though it´s probably the highest achievement we´ve seen in the art. So what else might work?


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« Reply #9573 on: September 28, 2014, 11:20:08 AM »
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Pathetic and disgraceful attempt. Thankfully he didn't got away with just a thread close and a slap in the wrist.

Thank God duckroll was there to get criminal scum like that off the streets  :whew

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9574 on: September 28, 2014, 11:34:36 AM »
I mean, he deserved to get banned just for thinking people are too stupid to Google. Dumbass.





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« Reply #9579 on: September 28, 2014, 12:34:41 PM »
i always thought baikal was a troll

She's not.  A LOT of abuse in her history.  I wish her happiness, but such a shitty mindset is ingrained in her that I'm not sure it's possible :(

Has she considered seeing professional help?  There's probably long standing unresolved issues if you said a LOT of abuse.  I feel bad for her.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9580 on: September 28, 2014, 12:45:17 PM »
This Phoenix Marie pack is over 500 gigs

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« Reply #9581 on: September 28, 2014, 12:52:17 PM »
Is Phoenix Marie a phat white goddess?
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« Reply #9582 on: September 28, 2014, 12:53:04 PM »
She isn't fat. Her ass is :noah tho. Her body is so bangin it excuses her butterface.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9583 on: September 28, 2014, 12:53:27 PM »
This Phoenix Marie pack is over 500 gigs (Image removed from quote.)


you sure do shed a lot of tears over porn  :hitler

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« Reply #9584 on: September 28, 2014, 12:57:59 PM »
This Phoenix Marie pack is over 500 gigs (Image removed from quote.)

I gave up on Bridgette B for similar reasons.

Best to just find a "best of" compilation and call it a day

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« Reply #9585 on: September 28, 2014, 12:59:21 PM »
I just troll Xvideos or torrent their Naughty America scenes (since Brazzers is flabbynsick now).
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« Reply #9586 on: September 28, 2014, 01:35:55 PM »
This isn't the NSFW thread  :lol
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9587 on: September 28, 2014, 01:40:21 PM »
Not going to lie. I chuckled at "555-SONY"

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9588 on: September 28, 2014, 02:05:08 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131993897&postcount=27

Honestly, it's not that bad. It's kinda mild.

People reacting like he said "I want evilore to pound my ass, pull my hair and cum on my face."


Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9589 on: September 28, 2014, 05:45:23 PM »
HolyBaikal has the weirdest collection of GAF posts, and that's including tryhard trolls.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9590 on: September 28, 2014, 06:02:48 PM »
HolyBaikal is an interesting person.
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« Reply #9591 on: September 28, 2014, 06:11:33 PM »
Best game to show a first date?
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I've been using OKCupid a bit lately, and I just got a date with a really cute girl lined up. We've sent several messages back and forth and chatted over the phone once. She plays Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends on her iPhone, and she said she liked Super Mario World back in the day, so it looks like she´s kind of a gamer.

So on Friday we´re going to a bar in the neighborhood. She said she wants to see the puppy I have in one of my profile pics (I got a puppy like two months ago), so we´re going to come back to my apartment after the bar.

While I have her there, it´s probably the perfect opportunity to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World. What would be a good game for this? Originally I thought The Last of Us, but she doesn´t like zombies (she told me she gets scared by The Walking Dead), so that one is probably out, even though it´s probably the highest achievement we´ve seen in the art. So what else might work?
:dead

You know, I have some pretty crippling self-esteem issues when it comes to my image. I spend way too much time and money on video games. Despite that, I literally can't grasp the thought process behind "I'm going to show my date how far gaming as come since X". How far gone do you have to be to even come to that train of thought?

Hell, she outright told him why she was going to his apartment. Work with that instead, you dingus!
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9592 on: September 28, 2014, 06:29:04 PM »
"You wanted to see my puppy?
How about I show you The Last of Us instead, a game that exemplifies how far the medium of Video Games has progressed. I'm sure you'll appreciate the mature characters, tight plotting and most of all 1080p and 60 FPS!"


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« Reply #9594 on: September 28, 2014, 07:00:36 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=132047948&postcount=615

Or, some of us don't eat the ass and do other things! *gasp*

(Sorry, Shaka bb. I know I lose my Platinum card status admitting that)

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9595 on: September 28, 2014, 07:06:17 PM »
But do you eat da poo poo?

Himu

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« Reply #9596 on: September 28, 2014, 07:17:08 PM »
I'm never eating ass. Ever.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9597 on: September 28, 2014, 07:20:27 PM »
Ass like grass comment distracts from the "milk and pennies" description.

 :kobeyuck


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« Reply #9599 on: September 28, 2014, 08:36:17 PM »
i always thought baikal was a troll

She's not.  A LOT of abuse in her history.  I wish her happiness, but such a shitty mindset is ingrained in her that I'm not sure it's possible :(

Has she considered seeing professional help?  There's probably long standing unresolved issues if you said a LOT of abuse.  I feel bad for her.

Not sure.  Most of what I know is second-hand knowledge.  I vaguely remember someone saying she's seen a therapist before, but I don't know much beyond that or if I'm even thinking of the right person.