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[king of the internet]

Mexican food. 

Mexican girls. 

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=122994919

No wonder he couldn't fit in here

Implying that he don't eat ass. It's 2014 and he ain't eating the booty. 

[Momo]

Is this a legit Mexican place?

http://www.panchos.com/

^international

The one I have here
http://www.food24.com/Restaurants-and-Bars/Restaurants/Panchos-Mexican-Restaurant-20080213

Their website seems to be down, truly this must be a legit Mexican place if it doesnt work

[Joe Molotov]

I used to go to a Pancho's, but not the same one as that. It was a cheap as hell mexican buffet that was

[WanderingWind]

Y'all got to remember that Dennis is the one who ordered an appetizer plate of nachos and got confused as to the size. It makes sense a person like that would hate Taco Bell.

No goddamn common sense.

[Himu]

Chains for life. Dollar menus. 

Not about paying like twelve dollars for an "organic" burrito from some greasy ass food truck.

Most taco trucks price you at like a buck, maybe a buck fifty per taco.

[Himu]

I love when people from/near big cities tell everyone else how great local restaurants are and that's all you should support. Try living in Bumfuck, Iowa for a few years and tell us how great the local Mexican and Italian places are.  You might get lucky and have one or two family diners that don't suck. Assuming you live by a major byway.

The truth is that 95% of those 'local' places are run by people with little experience and they have to make food as cheaply as possible (ie. frozen or from a can) to even eke out an existence in those financially struggling places.

I can confirm. It's not a set in stone thing, but if you live in a city, you should find good local food.

Is this a legit Mexican place?

http://www.panchos.com/

^international

The one I have here
http://www.food24.com/Restaurants-and-Bars/Restaurants/Panchos-Mexican-Restaurant-20080213

Their website seems to be down, truly this must be a legit Mexican place if it doesnt work

Not the panchos I'm familiar with.

Quizno's is the only sandwich chain I fuck with, I get to make my own abominations then chow down

One day Which Wich will make it to Saudi Montana. You don't even have to talk to people to order, perfect solution for antisocial Bore members()

I've seen that place around. It good?

[king of the internet]

Chains for life. Dollar menus. 

Not about paying like twelve dollars for an "organic" burrito from some greasy ass food truck.

Most taco trucks price you at like a buck, maybe a buck fifty per taco.

Not where I live. The food trucks here are basically yuppy traps, though. Selling organic food from local ingredients and all that, the kinda shit that gets those people hard. Not really much of a scene outside of that.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I love when people from/near big cities tell everyone else how great local restaurants are and that's all you should support. Try living in Bumfuck, Iowa for a few years and tell us how great the local Mexican and Italian places are.  You might get lucky and have one or two family diners that don't suck. Assuming you live by a major byway.

The truth is that 95% of those 'local' places are run by people with little experience and they have to make food as cheaply as possible (ie. frozen or from a can) to even eke out an existence in those financially struggling places.

You can't develop a local small business infrastructure without first supporting the existing businesses (or filling the niche yourself).

So yeah, support local and support growth in your community as much as possible. You don't have be dogmatic about it. Just make the attempt. I realize that's easier to say from a large city but I spent a year in Notasulga, Alabama (pop. ~900) and it needed that support more than anywhere. Longterm its the only viable way to improve the economy of these areas and develop.

[Himu]

Chains for life. Dollar menus. 

Not about paying like twelve dollars for an "organic" burrito from some greasy ass food truck.

Most taco trucks price you at like a buck, maybe a buck fifty per taco.

Not where I live. The food trucks here are basically yuppy traps, though. Selling organic food from local ingredients and all that, the kinda shit that gets those people hard. Not really much of a scene outside of that.

Sounds hilarious. And sad. where do you live?

[Dennis]

Does Taco Bell even exist outside of America? Elsewhere there are usually rules for food production.

Maybe its different in the US, that ain't any of my business tho

[nudemacusers]

Taco bell sux. i mean it's a step ahead of mcdonalds and bk but that's like only getting shit on your lips vs on your tongue. still losing.

[demi]

Taco Bell uses Horse Meat. Fits right in with UK regulations.

[Himu]

Get out of the bore, Mac. You're no longer one of us.

[nudemacusers]

TRASH 'MEXICAN' FOOD TIER LEVELS
Taco trucks > fast casual shit like cafe rio, qdoba, chipotle etc etc > shitty mexican restaurants in flyover states that feature greasy cheesebombs with bean and rice slop on the side and endless chips > taco del mar > taco bell > taco john's > taco time

[king of the internet]

Chains for life. Dollar menus. 

Not about paying like twelve dollars for an "organic" burrito from some greasy ass food truck.

Most taco trucks price you at like a buck, maybe a buck fifty per taco.

Not where I live. The food trucks here are basically yuppy traps, though. Selling organic food from local ingredients and all that, the kinda shit that gets those people hard. Not really much of a scene outside of that.

Sounds hilarious. And sad. where do you live?

Michigan. Where I live is sort of like a pseudo-Portland type of environment, at least in the heart of town.

[WanderingWind]

Chipotle tier is on that weird Five Guys level of food. Like, not fast food, but not food food either.

Taco Bell is the best drunk food of all time and that's just science

[Himu]

TRASH 'MEXICAN' FOOD TIER LEVELS
Taco trucks > fast casual shit like cafe rio, qdoba, chipotle etc etc > shitty mexican restaurants in flyover states that feature greasy cheesebombs with bean and rice slop on the side and endless chips > taco del mar > taco bell > taco john's > taco time

Taco Bell isn't Mexican. It's Taco Bell.

[nudemacusers]

Chipotle tier is on that weird Five Guys level of food. Like, not fast food, but not food food either.

Taco Bell is the best drunk food of all time and that's just science

I dunno, denny's or ihop breakfast platters at 3am are hard to beat. awful, but pleasing. as far as drunk fast food I would have to give it to taco bell, the beans go far in absorbing the hate in my body.

Taco Bell isn't Mexican. It's Taco Bell.

'mexican'

[Shadow Mod]

God damn you're dumb squiddy, Timedog brings home Pizza like 3 times a week.

Tryhard idiot.

[king of the internet]

Taco Bell is about as authentic as Fazoli's, which is in the dumpster tier of fast food joints btw. Breadsticks drier than your gammy's cooch.

[fistfulofmetal]

chipotle > taco bell

[nudemacusers]

dennis can i move to yurop with you i don't feel welcome in my country anymore  :'(

Actually shitty non chain diners are the best late night drunk because they're filled with the weirdest people and have 45 things on the menu but only 5 of them are good and they're really good

dives are the best. 24 hour dives...

[Shadow Mod]

chipotle > taco bell

 

[nudemacusers]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

[king of the internet]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

Reported.

[Himu]

Camby, where are you?!

[Rahxephon91]

Chipotle may be bland, but thier burrito bowel is pretty decent. Rice and double hot sauce is pretty nice. Never get thier Taco's though.

Don't understand the Taco Bell love here. The food is trash. Thankfully I do live where there are several local and real Taco places. Steak on a corn shell is amazing!

[Dennis]

dennis can i move to yurop with you i don't feel welcome in my country anymore  :'(

But I am coming to America......

[bork]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

Reported.

He's right, though.

[Himu]

real Taco places. Steak on a corn shell is amazing!

Fraud alert

Mmmhmmmmm.

[WanderingWind]

I was disallowed from calling it carne asada due to my overwhelming caccent, so I had to call it skirt steak.

[CatsCatsCats]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

Reported.

He's right, though.

Strip this filth of power

[Rahxephon91]

real Taco places. Steak on a corn shell is amazing!

Fraud alert

I hate to tell you, corn is the shell people use. Not flour. I'm not talking about a hard shell either.

[CatsCatsCats]

Shouldn't be a shell, bro

[king of the internet]

dennis can i move to yurop with you i don't feel welcome in my country anymore  :'(

But I am coming to America......

We're full. Sorry.

[Rahxephon91]

Shell. Tortilla, Tomato. Tomato

[CatsCatsCats]

Not even close to being interchangeable tho, shell implies hard.

[nudemacusers]

dennis can i move to yurop with you i don't feel welcome in my country anymore  :'(

But I am coming to America......

i'd probably make a better european than you so let's trade. you'll have to take over for two kids, though.

[king of the internet]

I feel like things are already getting heated here but since we're on the topic I'd like to point out that crunchy is always better than soft. It is known.

[nudemacusers]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

If the bore was Iraq right now we'd drag you and Bork laser into the street, plug your assholes with wax (pause) feed you taco bell for a day, wait for four days, then stone you to death with petrified quesaritos.

hah, joke's on you, my asshole is already plugged with wax.

[CatsCatsCats]

Bowin out, y'all don't know bout some real tacos 

[Rahxephon91]

At least I'm not championing Taco bell.

[king of the internet]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

If the bore was Iraq right now we'd drag you and Bork laser into the street, plug your assholes with wax (pause) feed you taco bell for a day, wait for four days, then stone you to death with petrified quesaritos.

hah, joke's on you, my asshole is already plugged with wax.

Did they forget to remove the wax before doing the bleaching?

[Shadow Mod]

At least I'm not championing Taco bell.

Taco Bell rules but it's like in its own category where it's not my first choice but if I'm out in bumfuck nowhere or its late at night, and I see it popping around the corner, hell yes.

Taco Bell haters pfft.

Also I just load up on sauces. Their food is basically seasoned perfectly to be a vessel for their crack sauce.

[Himu]

Taco Bell is not my first choice of Mexican. I had real Mexican tacos on Saturday. Just a corn tortilla, meat, and cheese. I can go in any direction and find a decent to great taqueria or taco stand/truck no less than 5 minutes away from by car.

But sometimes you crave for something different. Something....mas.

It's like ice cream. You cannot sustain on ice cream, but it's a great treat now and then, ya know? Plus it's great with weed.

[nudemacusers]

i'd rather eat chipotle than taco bell and i've never eaten at chipotle

If the bore was Iraq right now we'd drag you and Bork laser into the street, plug your assholes with wax (pause) feed you taco bell for a day, wait for four days, then stone you to death with petrified quesaritos.

hah, joke's on you, my asshole is already plugged with wax.

Did they forget to remove the wax before doing the bleaching?

no the bleach is for my nipples

[Rahxephon91]

If I want cheap trash food at 3:AM. I'll just go to White Castles.

[Himu]

We don't have that down souf.

[nudemacusers]

well if we're talking about drunk food, trying to carry an entire dominos pizza home when you can barely stand up is the best. you lose about half of it on the way home (freebie handouts, sidewalk tax, etc), and you really just enjoy those two remaining slices.

[Himu]

Our latest Borean members need lessons in Borean post-irony humor.

[king of the internet]

One of the most fascinating things about traveling the country is seeing all of the different fast food joints in different regions. It's like entering into a whole new world.

Last time I was down south I saw this:



A biscuit and gravy fast food joint. Of course they served buckets of sweet tea too. It's no wonder everyone around there was fuckin huge.

[nudemacusers]

man if they use lard in those biscuits sign me the fuck up


they probably don't, though

[Brehvolution]

Bring it on down to Biscuitville.

[CatsCatsCats]

Sometimes something bad happens and you just want to keep your family fed from the dollar menu

[octopushover]

the worst is people who only go out to eat at expensive restaurants and refuse to eat fast food because they think their palate is more refined.

i don't give a shit how refined your palate is, sometimes you want something satisfying, cheap and consistent.





i ate taco bell for lunch the day i went to alinea.

[Momo]

If I REALLY, REALLY need to get shit food fast, I'll head into the nearest chipper and get some gatsby.

http://i.imgur.com/eEXqWI9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vOFxWQw.jpg

y'all niccas will never know the great and delicious shame you feel when eating this weapon of mass carb fatness

[Momo]

Or heading to the nearest Anat and getting a pita, chicken wrap, ruti or shawarma

[Momo]

http://www.anat.co.za/

Live on in your white bread world, taco bellers

[nudemacusers]

there is a fetlife neogaf group. i saw someone's dick. too much intersecting!