1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Kara]

Did little Richard say something stupid again

[Shadow Mod]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

[Squiddy]

Dawkins is a bigoted asshole, it is known.
He's said some disgusting things about pretty much everyone.

[Himu]

Did little Richard say something stupid again

(Image removed from quote.)

Look. The notion of hell is a bad one, especially on ethical grounds. the notion of hell causes many people to go through a lot of emotional pain, guilt, and Stockholm syndrome.

But comparing it to sexual abuse is significantly lacking in nuance and tact.

Richard has lost his shit.

[Joe Molotov]

What's mild sexual assault? Just the tip?

[Momo]

Nothing wrong with his logic, could have chose about a billion better examples though.
It's weird though, what Dawkins said isn't even particularly hard to grasp, it's 'no shit sherlock' stuff, so why even mention it?

[Phoenix Dark]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

[Shadow Mod]

What's mild sexual assault? Just the tip?

Whimsical groping.

[Himu]

Hell scared the crap out of me as a kid. When I had "impure" sexual thoughts as a teen, I'd slap myself on the knee or something to take myself out of it because the pastor said that falling to sexual cravings would be a ticket to hell.

But that's just a teenager scared of a fake made up place ().


Sexual abuse and assault are very real, and are things people - ACTUAL HUMANS and not fake magic demons who disagreed with god - do to people to harm and hurt them.

Just comparing the two is laughable and reason enough to not take Dawkins seriously on anything beyond evolutionary biology.

[Shadow Mod]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

What does your giving a shit about my giving a shit accomplish? Why do you care so much? You complain in here too. Sides I laugh at the idea of me giving a shit about things is so bad when before I got here you all circle jerked about me being so awful. So honestly kiss my ass.

[Momo]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

[Phoenix Dark]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

What does your giving a shit about my giving a shit accomplish? Why do you care so much? You complain in here too. Sides I laugh at the idea of me giving a shit about things is so bad when before I got here you all circle jerked about me being so awful. So honestly kiss my ass.

I don't give a shit nor am I mad, which you seem to be. I'm just curious why you're obsessed with GAF and make multiple posts a day laughing at or complaining about what dumbass dudes think/say.

Anyone who takes the internet too seriously takes an L in my book.

[Shadow Mod]

You think I go out with this shit in mind? Naw killin' time before I put some energy into working at my current non-profit.

 

[Himu]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

[Squiddy]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

Agreed.
The last 3 GAF threads have in average of 40k replies in them, almost 10k more than your average Random talk thread.
If a stranger were to stumble upon this forum, they'd think it was a secret GAF forum rather than a place were you can shoot shit with your buddies causally.

I don't know about you guys, but I just want to shoot shit causally, you know?

[Momo]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

Ha! It's like you dont realise that most of the stuff I get upto on here is showmanship for cheap laughs

[Phoenix Dark]

You think I go out with this shit in mind? Naw killin' time before I put some energy into working at my current non-profit.

 

Why not read, watch Netflix, porn, browse decent forums (like this one or certain community threads on GAF) instead.

[bork]

I don't know about you guys, but I just want to shoot shit causally, you know?

You can do that...and you can also just ignore this thread.

[Broseidon]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

Ha! It's like you dont realise that most of the stuff I get upto on here is showmanship for cheap laughs

whose laughs 

[Phoenix Dark]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

Agreed.
The last 3 GAF threads have in average of 40k replies in them, almost 10k more than your average Random talk thread.
If a stranger were to stumble upon this forum, they'd think it was a secret GAF forum rather than a place were you can shoot shit with your buddies causally.

I don't know about you guys, but I just want to shoot shit causally, you know?

make me like a Squiddy post brehs

[Himu]

4 pages of acting like Dawkins has a point worth debating when he mentions a kind of rape being "worse" than another

fuck outta here

you don't know so shut the hell up

Why do you give a shit so much?

I take solace that Dawkins continues to show that one's views on evolution have no bearing on whether you're a dumbass or not.

I'm getting sick to death of your tryhard contrarianism.

I give a shit because rape victims have it bad enough as it is, they don't need his bullshit on top of it.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

Agreed.
The last 3 GAF threads have in average of 40k replies in them, almost 10k more than your average Random talk thread.
If a stranger were to stumble upon this forum, they'd think it was a secret GAF forum rather than a place were you can shoot shit with your buddies causally.

I don't know about you guys, but I just want to shoot shit causally, you know?

Most of this thread IS shooting the shit casually.

[Tasty]

You live in Japan. Makers of child porn. I'm not sure I lose.

[Tasty]

You guys and your regional food places. We got fuck all here in the northeast.

UBURGER

Tasty Burger

[Himu]

USA doesn't make child porn apparently!

[Squiddy]

I don't know about you guys, but I just want to shoot shit causally, you know?

You can do that...and you can also just ignore this thread.

If a larger share of replies are made in this thread, it probably results in less replies being made in other threads - assuming that each poster has a set number of replies to make and limited amount of time to spend on this forum (barring exceptions such as Atramental.)

[Momo]

[Shadow Mod]

You think I go out with this shit in mind? Naw killin' time before I put some energy into working at my current non-profit.

 

Why not read, watch Netflix, porn, browse decent forums (like this one or certain community threads on GAF) instead.

It's 10 am, I gotta wake up, what's a better way then reading stupid shit.

All I'm saying is I'm not going to be lectured on what I should give a shit about when

a) I have lots of shits to give about lots of different things

and by
b) some who vigorously shat on me for months

Just sayin' breh.

[Momo]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

Ha! It's like you dont realise that most of the stuff I get upto on here is showmanship for cheap laughs

whose laughs 

I certainly dont post here to entertain the likes of you.

Real Talk. I dont like you, cunt. You're passive agressive 99% of the time and your posts read like a fucking baby crying over toys thrown out the cot. I dont care if you dont laugh or find me funny, go stick a broom up your ass or something, because you're not going to infect me with your sour ass milk.

Post something worth while and I'll eventually take you off ignore.

[headwalk]

let's just turn this thread into a sanctioned e-beef thunderdome where to post at all is to already care too much.

[Shadow Mod]

let's just turn this into a sanctioned e-beef thunderdome where to post at all is to already care too much.

But then where will I get to see hilarious misc mspaint threads.

[bork]

SERIOUS BIDNESS UP IN HERE

[nudemacusers]

does anyone here like me y/n

[Shadow Mod]

does anyone here like me y/n

Y.

But consider an av change.

[Squiddy]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

Ha! It's like you dont realise that most of the stuff I get upto on here is showmanship for cheap laughs

whose laughs 

I certainly dont post here to entertain the likes of you.

Real Talk. I dont like you, cunt. You're passive agressive 99% of the time and your posts read like a fucking baby crying over toys thrown out the cot. I dont care if you dont laugh or find me funny, go stick a broom up your ass or something, because you're not going to infect me with your sour ass milk.

Post something worth while and I'll eventually take you off ignore.

 

 

[Momo]

Oh man, there was a misc thread the other day where people were scientifically charting the curvature of their cocks, with axis and measurements and everything, only it was ofcourse in mspaint

[Steve Contra]

does anyone here like me y/n

Are you the foreigner or is that Esch?

[Squiddy]

does anyone here like me y/n

Sure, you're a pretty cool dude.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh man, there was a misc thread the other day where people were scientifically charting the curvature of their cocks, with axis and measurements and everything, only it was ofcourse in mspaint

Bitch where's mah link.

 

[nudemacusers]

does anyone here like me y/n

Are you the foreigner or is that Esch?

I'm a stealth brown, and have immersed myself in cacery beyond what is required to operate in modern society.

[bork]

does anyone here like me y/n

mnyaybe

[Himu]

does anyone here like me y/n

No.

I don't like Mac users.

Posted from my iPhone 5s.

[Steve Contra]

does anyone here like me y/n

Are you the foreigner or is that Esch?

I'm a stealth brown, and have immersed myself in cacery beyond what is required to operate in modern society.

I'm undecided in that case

[Kara]

What's mild sexual assault? Just the tip?

When pushed to clarify I believe he described it as non-penetrative sexual assault. (e.g. fondling)

Class act, a Moses I would gladly follow into the wilderness.

I'm talking about GAF's thread. What does sitting around outraged over their stupidity gain you. At what point is this just some outrage fetish of constantly having to know what others think so you can get upset. Who cares what dudebros on a gaming forum think, given the fact that we can pretty much guess what they think since they're fucking dudebros on a gaming forum.

What exactly does your outrage accomplish for rape victims?

That's why this thread should be closed. If you want to vicariously circle jerk about another forum you should have to post elsewhere IMO.

Tell someone who engages in volunteerism irl to accomplish things irl brehs.

Also, and you might find this shocking I know, discussing people saying stupid shit can be educational for others. The frequent mocking of Dax itt for choosing to identify as a woman (contra a transwoman) presented an opportunity for H to give y'all some real talk about why not all people who are trans wish to identify as trans, just to give a recent example (and one that targets your brazen philistinism specifically).

[Momo]

I cant remember what the thread title was

But here is one of my older favs
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147886393

:cock:

[Himu]

Phoenix i saw an incredibly sexy vid of a muscular black man jacking off on xhamster the other day and I thought of you. His cock goes at least to his belly button, and the vid is hot.

You want link y/n

[Squiddy]

I cant remember what the thread title was

But here is one of my older favs
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147886393

:cock:

http://i.imgur.com/N9Cdo.png

Misc is awesome.
It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged version of OT.

[Broseidon]

You see, if you all just didn't post on GAF, you wouldn't give a shit. This is why I keep saying people who post on GAF shouldn't post here, you guys are emotionally invested

We should all just be laughing at gaf-stupidity/ne'erdowells and the misc in here

Ha! It's like you dont realise that most of the stuff I get upto on here is showmanship for cheap laughs

whose laughs 

I certainly dont post here to entertain the likes of you.

Real Talk. I dont like you, cunt. You're passive agressive 99% of the time and your posts read like a fucking baby crying over toys thrown out the cot. I dont care if you dont laugh or find me funny, go stick a broom up your ass or something, because you're not going to infect me with your sour ass milk.

Post something worth while and I'll eventually take you off ignore.

[nudemacusers]

I cant remember what the thread title was

But here is one of my older favs
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147886393

:cock:

http://i.imgur.com/N9Cdo.png

Misc is awesome.
It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged version of OT.

OT is too stuffed with logic bots to really enjoy now. misc is far more entertaining.

[Shadow Mod]

I cant remember what the thread title was

But here is one of my older favs
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147886393

:cock:

http://i.imgur.com/N9Cdo.png

Misc is awesome.
It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged version of OT.

You should probably put a "more" in there.

[Momo]

It's your fault for making me say mean things, I dont really have you on ignore

[Kara]

ether

Ether was when in third grade I told a kid making fun of me for crying about my cat dying that morning that he was right, I shouldn't be crying about my cat dying like a baby. It was only a cat and not my little brother that died because my idiot parent drove with them on their lap instead of in a car seat and he flew through the windshield in a fender bender and died like his little brother did.

I'm just giving PD some real talk because he's an OG e-friend who's made me laugh a lot over the years.

[Himu]

Read Momo's broseidon post in a South African accent I swear.

Shit got me going to make some tea cuz I need a break after that.

Momo-san record your voice. I need to gauge how sexy your accent is.

[Himu]

ether

Ether was when in third grade I told a kid making fun of me for crying about my cat dying that morning that he was right, I shouldn't be crying about my cat dying like a baby. It was only a cat and not my little brother that died because my idiot parent drove with them on their lap instead of in a car seat and he flew through the windshield in a fender bender and died like his little brother did.

I'm just giving PD some real talk because he's an OG e-friend who's made me laugh a lot over the years.

*steps back quietly*

[Brehvolution]

I think Dawkins was just pointing out that the same people teaching kids about hell are the same people administering the sexual abuse. Now the kid feels guilty about the abuse and fears hell as a result. Both are child abuse.

[Shadow Mod]

OT is too stuffed with logic bots to really enjoy now. misc is far more entertaining.

Worst part is the assumption they are the logical one while they spout off nonsense.

[Himu]

Both are child abuse, and one can use one to support the other (ie "if you don't do this you'll go to hell") but making them out to be an equivalency is silly.

[Momo]

I sound like Shaun Morgan haha



You were imagining me with Vosloo voice werent you :'(

[Himu]

Yes

[Broseidon]

Finding poligaf increasingly insufferable. Probably gonna stop reading (hell I just scroll past most shit these days anyway)

[Pickles the Firecat]

This is the squalid wasteland of a thread Taco Bell has reduced us to. The confrontation. The hostility. It wouldn't be like this without Taco Bell.