1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Shadow Mod]

dawkins has been talking out of his ass for a while now

no idea why people defend him when he epitomizes the shrewd asshole atheist thing they're constantly trying to eschew

[Momo]

Goddamit Afrikaners. I can totally do that hick accent as a gag though

[Shadow Mod]

This is the squalid wasteland of a thread Taco Bell has reduced us to. The confrontation. The hostility. It wouldn't be like this without Taco Bell.

You forgot the terrible bowel movements.

[Broseidon]

Dawkins is an enormous twat and why anyone outside of the die hard r/atheism stereotypes still pay attention to him is beyond me. Some of the shit he puts on twitter is ridic.

[Kara]

*steps back quietly*

I still feel bad about that today.

Ironically, I did exactly as I was bullied to do when my last cat died. I just drove to the office after they put him down while I was in the room and went back to being the irl Akaky Akakievich without a tear. Internalize unhealthy gender roles brehs.

Too much emotional purging, time to go do a fucking tax return or something.

[StealthFan]

The shit I just took was ridiculous. 8 inches long.

[Himu]

Eh. Kids can be cruel. Wouldn't worry about it. Did you ever apologize?

[headwalk]

Dawkins is an enormous twat and why anyone outside of the die hard r/atheism stereotypes still pay attention to him is beyond me. Some of the shit he puts on twitter is ridic.

intellectual blowhard attempts to make rapid fire statements through a format with all the innate subtlety of tabloid headline - you won't believe the results!

[Momo]

The shit I just took was ridiculous. 8 inches long.

This has to be hard poop to stay in tact at that length. My condolences to your angus

[headwalk]

Dawkins and Ben Carson are perfect examples of scientists getting gassed up by their accomplishments elsewhere thinking they can run shit in social science arenas.

the best thing is when they make rapid sequential posts in some kind of attempt to form a tripartite point or whatever, but just comes across like a rambling mental breakdown.

[StealthFan]

The shit I just took was ridiculous. 8 inches long.

This has to be hard poop to stay in tact at that length. My condolences to your angus

It started hard but broke off. The 8 incher that came after was soft but solid enough to stay together. I was impressed.

[Shadow Mod]

Dawkins and Ben Carson are perfect examples of scientists getting gassed up by their accomplishments elsewhere thinking they can run shit in social science arenas.

I like the people that parrot their flawed nonsense as "the most rational."

[headwalk]

Dawkins and Ben Carson are perfect examples of scientists getting gassed up by their accomplishments elsewhere thinking they can run shit in social science arenas.

I like the people that parrot their flawed nonsense as "the most rational."

i don't think there's anything dawkins has said in his recent twitter sermon that can't be argued, even his "getting blind drunk and power banged by a hot babe isn't as bad as getting gang fucked by a milita at ak47 point. you'll all disgree with me which proves that you silly monkeys can't rationally process degrees of terrible things". it's not a case of can, it's a case of why. who gains from vomiting something like that across your twitter feed of sycophants and trigger happy reactionaries?

i mean, hitchens did the whole unfettered merciless cunt thing, but he owned it. he was an iconoclast and lived by that doctrine. you can call him a cunt over and over and he'd just take another sip of his gin and wait for you to stop talking to he could level your argument. he had an awareness, presence and humour which separated him from the ego brands like dawkins.

[Momo]

I used to go to their shows often when they were Saron Gas

[king of the internet]

The shit I just took was ridiculous. 8 inches long.

This has to be hard poop to stay in tact at that length. My condolences to your angus

It started hard but broke off. The 8 incher that came after was soft but solid enough to stay together. I was impressed.

Straight or a swirl?

[Momo]

How are we even bros?

Well it was either them, Wonderboom, Springbok Nude Girls or Mean Mr Mustard. Just Ginger had just fucked off to London and I needed a new band to hang with :shrug

[nudemacusers]

why did my thread get deleted

[Himu]

Calling out xDollsbeepx.

You are always lurking.

WHO ARE YOU.

And why do dolls beep?

[king of the internet]

Damn, three years and not a single post. Just watches in silence. Creepy.

why did my thread get deleted

Do you really want such a shameful thing in your posting history? They did you a favor.

[Momo]

I mean Wrath, feel sorry for me this is my local rock





charlie is the only song I will willingly admit to liking

http://www.simfy.co.za/artists/1289293-Wonderboom/albums/2318978-Rewind/tracks/33300900-Charlie-Aint-slavin-2-da-habit

and it's a modern cover of an old Rabbit song

[StealthFan]

The shit I just took was ridiculous. 8 inches long.

This has to be hard poop to stay in tact at that length. My condolences to your angus

It started hard but broke off. The 8 incher that came after was soft but solid enough to stay together. I was impressed.

Straight or a swirl?

straight

[nudemacusers]

Damn, three years and not a single post. Just watches in silence. Creepy.

why did my thread get deleted

Do you really want such a shameful thing in your posting history? They did you a favor.

i thought this was a forum to explore the free market of ideas.

i don't think i could post anywhere where censorship is faceless and runs rampant.

[Steve Youngblood]

Damn, three years and not a single post. Just watches in silence. Creepy.

why did my thread get deleted

Do you really want such a shameful thing in your posting history? They did you a favor.

i thought this was a forum to explore the free market of ideas.

i don't think i could post anywhere where censorship is faceless and runs rampant.

Mods help.

[Squiddy]

Unbanned on GAF, but I kinda like you guys so I'll make sure to post just as frequently here too 

[Momo]

Mods help.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Shout out to creationsim debates on youtube.

The level of cacfoolery in this video brehs, the uncomfortable "so...where are we doing this?" in the beginning, the way the "interview" turns into an intellectual circle jerk within 2 minutes, the smug mannerisms from both participants.

Immovable object/Unstoppable force, neither can live while the other survives, and yet they need each other. Their goal isn't to prove their belief system right, it's to humiliate their opponents. Out of this dependence rises an unspoken appreciation for each other's batshit insanity, a mutual understanding that without this struggle they would both have to face the music that they are pure, unadulterated cac garbage. And so they persist, continuing to roll their shit up Sisyphus' hill, hoping that when it rolls down it'll crush the other contender. For the end of time, until eternity.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Watch this shit in high school instead of going out on Fridays brehs.

[close]

[Squiddy]

the dualities, bos

[toku]

Shout out to creationsim debates on youtube.

The level of cacfoolery in this video brehs, the uncomfortable "so...where are we doing this?" in the beginning, the way the "interview" turns into an intellectual circle jerk within 2 minutes, the smug mannerisms from both participants.
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Immovable object/Unstoppable force, neither can live while the other survives, and yet they need each other. Their goal isn't to prove their belief system right, it's to humiliate their opponents. Out of this dependence rises an unspoken appreciation for each other's batshit insanity, a mutual understanding that without this struggle they would both have to face the music that they are pure, unadulterated cac garbage. And so they persist, continuing to roll their shit up Sisyphus' hill, hoping that when it rolls down it'll crush the other contender. For the end of time, until eternity.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Watch this shit in high school instead of going out on Fridays brehs.

[close]

I wish i could fly this post on a banner for all to see.

[Phoenix Dark]

revival of #bothsides posts. Willco must be near.

[Squiddy]

without this struggle they would both have to face the music that they are pure, unadulterated cac garbage

as much as i thoroughly enjoyed this post it simply isnt true due to dawkins accomplishments in evo bio. that other creationist expert chick tho

This.

It is a shame, because I love Dawkins books and actual work in the scientific field.
He is degrading himself by trying to argue with religious extremists.

[octopushover]

hah. got you there asshole. i've successfully proved with logic that i'm the bigger cunt. 

[Atramental]

I remember when I went through my "logical" phase on GAF.

Then I had a moment of clarity and realized that I just sounded like a special fellow. 

And shortly after that I had my Tony Robbins phase but that's another story.

[Atramental]

now youre in your stalker/serial murder phase

[toku]

Sperglords are only fun when it comes to science fiction and firearms. It's true.

[Steve Contra]

Tony Robbins?  That missing link looking motherfucker who motivates dumb people?

[Atramental]

Tony Robbins?  That missing link looking motherfucker who motivates dumb people?

I was desperate, okay.

Started listening to his stuff when I was still stuck at BJU and was under a fuck ton of stress.

[toku]

You shouldn't feel bad about putting positivity and based energy out in the world. Unless you made money doing it.

[Atramental]

Well, he didn't get any money from me.

They were old CDs my dad had bought during the 90s. Man, it was some cornball.png shit.

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=122756887#post122756887

 :atramental

[Himu]

Badass.

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2c1yqg/til_during_the_late_1800s_a_baboon_was_employed/

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=122756887#post122756887

 :atramental

Nope. Not me, bruh.

If you see a girl with black hair + bangs then you'd be on target. But I'm not about that life anymore.   

[Squiddy]

 

Anyway, I've found my simp target.
Need some advice, PD.

[Dennis]

Dear Diary,

It is now Day 17 of my ban and absence from NeoGAF. The forum seems to be still functional.

I don't understand.

[Squiddy]

That is an awesome gimmick 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123077521&postcount=521

Replace "video games" with "The Bore"

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123077521&postcount=521

Replace "video games" with "The Bore"

Please take a class on comedy for all our sakes

[Tasty]

Me?

[StealthFan]

I am dling Blacklight Retribution and the PS4 has no pause download feature

[Squiddy]

We in the future, son.
We don't need no pause.

[Kara]

Eh. Kids can be cruel. Wouldn't worry about it. Did you ever apologize?

Nah, if you make a desert and call it peace you don't get to walk back from that.

At least he never made fun of me again after that.

[Himu]

'Tis the summer heat

[Kara]

In order to be chill most of the time you have to not be chill some of the time.

[toku]

In order to be chill most of the time you have to not be chill some of the time.

[doctavius bonbon]

markot
Banned
(Today, 02:01 AM)

[Kara]

Odds on some knucklehead inviting markot here: 1.00

[brob]

I doubt squiddy is smart enough to have thought of that himself, so good job kara. 

[Squiddy]

You guys read more GAF than I do 

[Steve Contra]

 

[Kara]

I doubt squiddy is smart enough to have thought of that himself, so good job kara. 

Hail Eris

[benjipwns]

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where do i get stalinist twitter

Finding poligaf increasingly insufferable. Probably gonna stop reading (hell I just scroll past most shit these days anyway)

sorry