1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Kara]

where do i get stalinist twitter

There's one in the sense that there's a Weird Twitter and a Black Twitter. Where do you think I got that 'shop from?

[Your Stalker]

now youre in your stalker/serial murder phase

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=864365

 

[toku]

I hate that I'm a member of NeoGaf.

[Atramental]

One of many reasons why I committed account suicide.

[benjipwns]

That's just creepy looking. And not in a good way.

[Joe Molotov]

lol old memes

[Rahxephon91]

Thats not even a good version of the GIF.

[Joe Molotov]

This thread's p. good, tho.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=123236870

[jakefromstatefarm]

can't wait until Brakke's imminent thebore account gets authorized

[Dennis]

wait what Atramental is a girl?

[Atramental]

Someone else explain. I don't want to re-open this can of worms. 

[thisismyusername]

Yes, Atramental is a girl.

[larrydavid]

just noticed Brakke the other day actually, he had a good post in this far cry 3 thread so I checked out his post history (I'm the only psycho who does this yes??) and he seems like good ppl

did not appreciate the random three six mafia shade though

[Steve Youngblood]

Someone else explain. I don't want to re-open this can of worms. 

Atramental once noticed people on the internet pretending to be attractive women and receiving attention and thought it sounded like fun. As a result, he concocted a half-assed plan to do the same, but never followed through on it. I think that more or less covers it, right?

[Atramental]

Yep. That's it in a nut shell.

[Shadow Mod]

Someone else explain. I don't want to re-open this can of worms. 

Atramental once noticed people on the internet pretending to be attractive women and receiving attention and thought it sounded like fun. As a result, he concocted a half-assed plan to do the same, but never followed through on it. I think that more or less covers it, right?

You fuckin' weren't supposed to reveal that yet.

God Steve.

[Phoenix Dark]

[thisismyusername]

Someone else explain. I don't want to re-open this can of worms. 

Atramental once noticed people on the internet pretending to be attractive women and receiving attention and thought it sounded like fun. As a result, he concocted a half-assed plan to do the same, but never followed through on it. I think that more or less covers it, right?

This is a complete and utter lie from a moderator to protect our fair maiden. Don't listen to this fool, Atra is a girl.

[Himu]

TMI

[Atramental]

you're forgetting all the times that atra probably tucks his sack and shaft back and sings I Feel Pretty when he's stressed out

Only after I toss tumblr chicks down my well and lower down a basket with a bottle of lotion. 

But really tho: Like any other red blooded cis-het male that lacks a social life, I drink alone & post on message boards because I work all day like a dog in this oligarchical, facist, plutocrat, capitalist wank bucket we call America.   

[toku]

No one ever gets to feel good here right?

[Shadow Mod]

That's not true, just about everyone bonds with cock talk.

[Phoenix Dark]

you're forgetting all the times that atra probably tucks his sack and shaft back and sings I Feel Pretty when he's stressed out

Only after I toss tumblr chicks down my well and lower down a basket with a bottle lotion. 

But really tho: Like any other red blooded cis-het male that lacks a social life, I drink alone & post on message boards because I work all day like a dog in this oligarchical, facist, plutocrat, capitalist wank bucket we call America.   

[benjipwns]

No one ever gets to feel good here right?

It's better to look good than to feel good.

[Joe Molotov]

Feel Boss $5

[Kara]

But really tho: Like any other red blooded cis-het male that lacks a social life, I drink alone & post on message boards because I work all day like a dog in this oligarchical, facist, plutocrat, capitalist wank bucket we call America.   

[Kara]

Ain't no one in my family tree been here before 1907. I'm good.

[Atramental]

Yeah, same here. I believe I'm either a 4th or 5th generation American.

Also, most of my ancestors are Polacks. 

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah, same here.

Also, most of my ancestors are Polacks. 

 

[Shadow Mod]

Euromutt here.

Sicilian, Scottish, Irish, German, etc.

[Kara]

How does the generation thing work, is it by the oldest or most recent immigrant to the country in your family tree?

[StealthFan]

War Thunder

[tiesto]

Read Momo's broseidon post in a South African accent I swear.

Shit got me going to make some tea cuz I need a break after that.

Momo-san record your voice. I need to gauge how sexy your accent is.

Momo, do you speak Afrikaans?

[Phoenix Dark]

[Atramental]

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[nachobro]

Not a Doritos taco 4/10

[Himu]

Taco Bell!!!!!! The bore and neogaf alliance shall commence! Lay down your arms!!!

[StealthFan]

That dude found a woman to procreate with

[Himu]

Maybe he's a great guy, ever think about that?

[Atramental]

That dude found a woman to procreate with

Did a reverse image search through Google and traced the pic back to this reddit thread:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28u0vm/ive_been_waiting_9_months_and_its_finally_here_my/

Seems legit?

Maybe he's a great guy, ever think about that?

Not all us can look past other people's physical flaws, Himu-chan.

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And that's because we are projecting our own self hatred upon others in order to quell the pain of our own flaws. 

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edit: I've been drinking and I need to get work around 11 am tomorrow.. urgh. buenos noches...

[Momo]

[Kara]

Taco Bell!!!!!! The bore and neogaf alliance shall commence! Lay down your arms!!!

No war but the forum war. *clenched fist in the air*

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And that's because we are projecting our own self hatred upon others in order to quell the pain of our own flaws. 

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Um EXCUSE ME I project my self-loathing onto myself thank you very much.

[Himu]

I expressed my self loathing tonight by mixing orange juice with gin and playing video games to forget who I am

[Kara]

I expressed my self loathing tonight by mixing orange juice with gin and playing video games to forget who I am

Not bad.

[doctavius bonbon]

another night, another fight in a gaza thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123274409&postcount=192



things are heating up as i type this.

[Himu]

Hahahahaha

Israel

[Your Stalker]

http://redd.it/2c1c80

[Squiddy]

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PS4-sama 

[Fifstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=864560

Anybody else not bothered by this at all? I mean, EA and co probably don't have a consumer friendly strategy in mind, but I just don't care if I own or rent dispossable piece of entertainment #29653 anymore.

[toku]

Quick glance I didn't have a problem with it. If you're buying even half of their yearly stuff every year then spending 5 dollar a month each month one of them drops to get it early seems nice.

[Squiddy]

EA wanted 70 dollar games, and they're essentially getting them now that fanboys will sub to this service to get their alien/fantasy dating simulators earlier.

[parallax]

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i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

[Tasty]

i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

Fun fact: my coworker's father created Monk.

[Momo]

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i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

Yup, very much so here too

[parallax]

i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

Fun fact: my coworker's father created Monk.

did he approve of the randy newman theme song?

[Tasty]

i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

Fun fact: my coworker's father created Monk.

did he approve of the randy newman theme song?

Probably.

[Squiddy]

TERFs man 

Though, a couple of years ago, this pic would have been posted on thebore and recieve a dozen likes.
It's interesting how we turned around from bigotry to acceptance.

[benjipwns]

i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

where's a better place to hide than with a sweet mustache in a police department dependent on the mentally ill to solve cases

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he just needs to be careful now that Shawn Spencer is in town

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[thisismyusername]

i have a hard time separating buffalo bill with leland stottlemeyer.

i dont have that issue with other actors

where's a better place to hide than with a sweet mustache in a police department dependent on the mentally ill to solve cases

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he just needs to be careful now that Shawn Spencer is in town

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Actually, with Shawn in town he doesn't have to be careful. Just take them to Del Taco, you know?

(Also, didn't Chief Vick take his job?)