1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

Lemme guess: underage furries?

 

*puts momo's avvie on block*

[Momo]

Why would you do that himu?

[Reb]

I like that subreddit, it's small enough for my downvotes to be noticeable.

[Kara]

I like that subreddit, it's small enough for my downvotes to be noticeable.

And they say 1 vote doesn't matter.

[Team Death Match]

http://www.reddit.com/r/neogaf_sucks

Again, anyone has a problem with this thread or this forum can shut the fuck up right now and get a good look. We boritos may make fun of gaf, but we aren't - usually depending on the poster - giant pieces of shit. We are a liberal and supportive place, and we don't succumb to treating people like they're human trash. We just like to point and laugh while smoking a joint.

Go to that subreddit or OA and see true internet terror.

Marginally worse than Opa Ages

[StealthFan]

The fact that fools still post on OPA baffles me. Why the fuck would you post on such a board for 10+years? It's not like here where there is an actual sense of community. Waste decades trolling idiots on the same dead website brehs.

[Squiddy]

I think me and Andrex could get along if it wasn't for his Google faggotry.
We're both Nintendo and Hunter x Hunter nerds.

[Momo]

You're both HxH newfags

[Squiddy]

You're both HxH newfags

Newfag?

Bitch please, I was reading HxH before you found out about it through the anime 

[Squiddy]

A friend of PD posts on GAF:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123449726&postcount=31

[Momo]

You're both HxH newfags

Newfag?

Bitch please, I was reading HxH before you found out about it through the anime 

1999 and manga bioch.

I now feel like a moron for having involved myself in a 'who has the biggest fan dick' contest. So dirty

[Squiddy]

Embrace it 

[Momo]

headwalk, explain your shittery

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123447869&postcount=115

[Momo]

seriously bro, what is this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123448856&postcount=131

[Squiddy]

We can't all be Marvel nerderinos who know that Thanos is going to be in X or Y.

[magus]

seriously bro, what is this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123448856&postcount=131

i got a chuckle at the term "spoiler culture"

[Himu]

Wow Duck looks real bad there.

[octopushover]

i got accused of being part of "spoiler culture" once because i was complaining about netflix choosing banner images for Downton Abbey that clearly detailed the main climax of each season, and in some cases each episode.

that i was complaining about Downton Abbey questions a lot about me, my sexuality foremost among them, but not that i'm oversensitive to spoilers.

[demi]

I usually check out

/r/speedrun
/r/kappa
/r/bhmgonewild
/r/gonewildplus

And to waste time at work,

/r/iama

[Momo]

You dont check normal gonewild?

[king of the internet]

Yeah reddit's mostly just good for mobile porn. The alien blue app is so clutch.

[Himu]

My fave sub:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/

[Sausage]

headwalk, explain your shittery

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123447869&postcount=115

First time I've agreed with Duckroll on a decision he's made. Fuck the NO SPOILERS ZOMG crowd.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow Duck looks real bad there.

Eh. These are people who threw a fit over someone "spoiling" the fact that there's a dragon in The Hobbit.

[Himu]

Wow Duck looks real bad there.

Eh. These are people who threw a fit over someone "spoiling" the fact that there's a dragon in The Hobbit.

You're joking

I just agree about thanos being in GOTG. I didn't know about it and it doesn't bother me but I can see why it'd bother someone. I agree with him people are bitches about spoilers but in this case, when talking about the latest marvel ht, I don't want to know about any potential surprises.

[RowRow]

A good way to account suicide on GAF would be to post a thread with spoilers for every important game and/or movie these people are looking forward to, you lose your account but you get to cause a lot of nerd rage in the process.

[Kara]

headwalk, explain your shittery

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123447869&postcount=115

Good work Duck.

Spoilerdorks

Sculli

[Momo]

headwalk, explain your shittery

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123447869&postcount=115

First time I've agreed with Duckroll on a decision he's made. Fuck the NO SPOILERS ZOMG crowd.

I dont give a flying fig if he is for or against. As a moderator, the way he engages people in this thread is pathetic.

[thisismyusername]

You dont check normal gonewild?

Why would he? Not enough chubby men/women there for him.

[Momo]

Well I know he likes chubbers, but I find myself curious as to the rest of demi's sexual turn ons.


Its a slow day

[Momo]

headwalk isnt duckroll

You really think I didnt know this?

even if he was who gives a shit

I do, cause it entertains me and you do as you replied 

[Momo]

Like I said, slow day. No practice and I was supposed to check out a yoga studio but got bailed on

[Himu]

Any time momo tells a joke

[Kara]

GOAT spoiler troll was when Dumbledoop died in harry potty. The fuckery dudes at midnight book releases yelling it through speakers

Gods among mortals.

If only we'd taken their lead, we wouldn't be at a point where the cast of a movie was considered a spoiler, and that this sort of belief should be catered to.

[Himu]

I dunno. These days media tend to be overloaded. You feel like you know everything about something before you even view it. It's just nice to be surprised now and then. Then again, I tend to not get in a fit about spoilers so it doesn't really bother me. But I probably would have enjoyed Thanos being a surprise in GOTG rather than being told he's in it in some random gaf thread. My opinion tho.

[demi]

You dont check normal gonewild?

Why would I? Check your priviledge.

[Sausage]

GOAT spoiler troll was when Dumbledoop died in harry potty. The fuckery dudes at midnight book releases yelling it through speakers

Gods among mortals. (Image removed from quote.)

If only we'd taken their lead, we wouldn't be at a point where the cast of a movie was considered a spoiler, and that this sort of belief should be catered to.

Yeah this is super annoying as well. Especially in regards to ASoIaF stuff.

[Sausage]

Actually the worst thing is "twitter spoilers" for the fucking NFL Draft. People are literally whining about posting breaking news, just because Roger Goodell hasn't told them to get excited/disappointed yet.

[Himu]

if it's an adaptation, sure.  and yes tv only GoT watchers can be headcases but then fellow book readers can be total assholes. The haw haw-ing during the red wedding was ridiculous.

[Momo]

Any time momo tells a joke

I didnt tell a joke? 

[Himu]

Any time momo tells a joke

I didnt tell a joke? 

How am I supposed to interpret your posts, huh?! EH?!?!

Getting confused, Momo?

GOOD.

Now you know what your posts on this last page feel like!

[Momo]

I get that you guys dont understand me at the best of times, since you're all from a similar background and I'm not but like all you guys need to do is ask. I wasnt even trying to be funny or anything, my posts were all normative throwaway statements posted cause I have nothing better to do for the next 20 mins. The only thing I tried to do here was attempt to engage headwalk in a little bit of forced dumb dialogue, but thats it. I certainly wasnt making a joke.

[benjipwns]

There's a giant ape in King Kong? SPOILERS

There's lightsabers in the new Star Wars? SPOILERS

Marlon Brando is in The Godfather? SPOILERS

You couldn't have put this shit in tags? What's next telling everyone that ET is an alien?

Actually the worst thing is "twitter spoilers" for the fucking NFL Draft. People are literally whining about posting breaking news, just because Roger Goodell hasn't told them to get excited/disappointed yet.

There was whining about this for the NBA Draft the last two years because everyone was tweeting the picks before they got announced on stage. You could just not go on twitter...

[Himu]

I get that you guys dont understand me at the best of times, since you're all from a similar background and I'm not but like all you guys need to do is ask. I wasnt even trying to be funny or anything, my posts were all normative throwaway statements posted cause I have nothing better to do for the next 20 mins. The only thing I tried to do here was attempt to engage headwalk in a little bit of forced dumb dialogue, but thats it. I certainly wasnt making a joke.

[Momo]

At least I can talk pom with DCharles

[Tasty]

You're both HxH newfags

Guess I'll never be a cool manga hipster like you, Momo.

[Jansen]

For 6 months now, I've tried to avoid all information about this movie. Closed my eyes and ears during trailers in the theater, ran out of the room screaming when commercials came on television, I stopped reading emails, wouldn't take phone calls unless it was from someone I trusted with my life and started working from home.

GAF is pretty much the only website I could visit because I felt safe knowing that spoilers aren't tolerated here. At least, that's what I thought. I woke up this morning and poured myself a glass of orange juice, pulling up Neogaf OT on my phone. Top of the page: "First look at THANOS in Guardians of the Galaxy". The glass I was holding fell out of my hand and shattered on the floor as I crumpled to the ground.

My parents found me an hour later crying on the floor in a puddle of dried OJ. My mom asked if I was dying. "G.O.T.G. has been spoiled! So, yes, I am!" I shrieked at her. Her response was very sympathetic: "Alright. How about you just get up and clean the floor, for Christ's sake." My dad kneeled down and looked at me with tears in his eyes. "You heard about Thanos, huh?"

 

[Momo]

You're both HxH newfags

Guess I'll never be a cool manga hipster like you, Momo.

At least you will get to be a wizzard

[Himu]

Tbh momo shaming about being an HXH newfag makes me not want to watch it now. I think I'll stick to one piece manga like that past ten years.

[Momo]

That was only meant for Squid

[Tasty]

Good job, Momo.

[Momo]

 

[Tasty]

It's back to being great though.

Leorio

Swagapika

[Momo]

It's not going to last though. Togashi is going to break all our hearts (again) by committing the next couple of years to DQ and spending his wife's money on courier delivered instant ramen.

[Himu]

Well, it's a lot better than Eiichiro, who I am convinced is going to die of lung cancer from his chain smoking or heart attack due to the fact he gets such little sleep, and One Piece will be left unfinished. Oda doesn't take breaks often, or at least he didn't used to until his daughter was born, and is a crazy ass worker. Breaking your heart because he's taking a break is much better than better than breaking your heart because he's terminally ill.

[Momo]

Oda's already written the ending though and he's not sick beyond his tonsils being removed. He does need to slow down though

[Himu]

That's my GOAT.

[Momo]

Oda's going to be fine, dont worry. Togashi is going to be bitten and killed by one of the mutant cockroaches he breeds through NEETing like a motherfucker though

[doctavius bonbon]

Don't worry. The cockroach's spawnlings will contain Togashi's feelings and memories.

[Momo]

Don't worry. The cockroach's spawnlings will contain Togashi's feelings and memories.