1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Momo]

GT somewhere along the line became trash with peripherals though, drives like donkey ass with a steering wheel. Dat input lag doesnt work as well without a joypad.

[Verdigris Murder]

Felatious greetings my fragrant negros, you were mentioned in r/neofag today, which I found faintly amusing.

[Momo]

Felatious greetings my fragrant negros, you were mentioned in r/neofag today, which I found faintly amusing.

[Phoenix Dark]

Felatious greetings my fragrant negros, you were mentioned in r/neofag today, which I found faintly amusing.

oh boy, Verdigris is back. My fantasy of you having a convo with Vularai is soon at hand.

more vocab for the vocab god

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Felatious greetings my fragrant negros, you were mentioned in r/neofag today, which I found faintly amusing.

Gotta love it....a subreddit of basement dwelling shitdick distinguished mentally-challenged fellows insulting a forum full of basement dwelling shitdick distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. Seems kosher.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133985966&postcount=83

This avatar.... lmao

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So I have an alt coming off a 3 month ban and I'm highly tempted to start a thread called "Vaginas are better than dicks".....how is that going to play out? Wonder if I'd get banned or applauded?

[thisismyusername]

Probably applauded since you know GAF is 90% straight men.

[Himu]

Felatious greetings my fragrant negros, you were mentioned in r/neofag today, which I found faintly amusing.

Nope. I've registered though. Considering whether to go full suicide and call Dax a delusional tard in a skirt or play along with them. I've thought about combing Stormfront for some extreme bullshit, but just swap out any references to jews or blacks for white males or gamersgaters. See how many of them agree with whatever nonsense I can find.

[Phoenix Dark]

So I have an alt coming off a 3 month ban and I'm highly tempted to start a thread called "Vaginas are better than dicks".....how is that going to play out? Wonder if I'd get banned or applauded?

I wouldn't waste an alt on obvious shit though. Passive aggressive trolling over a long period of time>

[Momo]

So I have an alt coming off a 3 month ban and I'm highly tempted to start a thread called "Vaginas are better than dicks".....how is that going to play out? Wonder if I'd get banned or applauded?

I wouldn't waste an alt on obvious shit though. Passive aggressive trolling over a long period of time>

Effort tho

[headwalk]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=134135645

This club is a [ m e s s ]

it's a common trait of sonyfriend apologist threads that there will be one inspired voice who gets quote love-bombed by their wretched peers, empowering them to escalate their shilling until they go so far off the deep end that they get gobbled up by a giant squid.

it's like getting behind someone ragging on big government who later starts sourcing stormfront.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134154668&postcount=504

But I don't get any brownie points for saying I surf porn!

[Mr. Nobody]

No lies were told though 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134154668&postcount=504

But I don't get any brownie points for saying I surf porn!

Okay, this is pretty hot...

[cosmicblizzard]

So I have an alt coming off a 3 month ban and I'm highly tempted to start a thread called "Vaginas are better than dicks".....how is that going to play out? Wonder if I'd get banned or applauded?

Man, you got so many options to work with.  Don't waste it on something underwhelming like that.  You could do more subdued Poe's Law shit or just post full on donkey porn.  Tweak the intensity to your liking, but don't go right in the middle.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134073080&postcount=2

Wat.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63251

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=97127

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134154668&postcount=504

But I don't get any brownie points for saying I surf porn!

Okay, this is pretty hot...

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Totally wood. I mean would.

[Shaka Khan]

The people in the Bayonetta/Sexualization thread who're championing her as a dominating, confident, strong character who's very comfortable with her sexuality and unafraid of showing it, clearly don't know Kamiya that well and/or never watched/read any of his developer interviews. The guy is a giant perv and incapable of something that progressive. His intentions were far shallower. The merits are purely projected and the praise is misplaced.

There are far easier and clearer ways to create strong, independent and sexually confident women in games.

[Phoenix Dark]

Who cares.

[StealthFan]

Promised myself I'd stop beating off twice but this Sunny Lane Big Wet Asses scene calling me

I've nutted to that scene so many times already

[cosmicblizzard]

Kamiya is as unapologetic as the Senran Kagura dude when it comes to this stuff.  Being 'progressive' isn't even on his mind.  He just wants to make a fun, sexy game and tell people on Twitter how disappointed their mothers are in them.

[Shaka Khan]

Who cares.

From the writers of "The Advantages of Passive Aggressiveness Over a Long Period of Time" comes "Who Cares"

Bitch, sit down.

[team filler]

bayonetta cosplay doe

[I'm a Puppy!]

Suddenly I care.

[Shaka Khan]

I think if I squint my eyes and turn my head, I can see her confidence peeking.

[Phoenix Dark]

Bayonetta should be whatever the fans want it to be. If they want her to be a strong black woman who doesn't need no man and dresses sexy to please herself, so be it. Create your own reality, anything is possible.

Nobody plays the game outside of a few forum dwellers. It bombed in Japan and will bomb here. So...who cares.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bayonetta should be whatever the fans want it to be. If they want her to be a strong black woman who doesn't need no man and dresses sexy to please herself, so be it. Create your own reality, anything is possible.

Nobody plays the game outside of a few forum dwellers. It bombed in Japan and will bomb here. So...who cares.

Bayonetta is fucking awesome, you shut your whore mouth.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Bayonetta should be whatever the fans want it to be. If they want her to be a strong black woman who doesn't need no man and dresses sexy to please herself, so be it. Create your own reality, anything is possible.

Nobody plays the game outside of a few forum dwellers. It bombed in Japan and will bomb here. So...who cares.

Well given that forum dwellers are talking about it on a forum. I think it's a safe bet to say that forum dwellers care.
Damnit PD, get your shit together. It's pretty self evident who cares here.

[Momo]

Bayonetta is a sweet, sweet game. I still smile when I think of that fucktarded dance sequence at the end. Plus it rustled jimmies of people who care too much over stupid shit so yeah love Bayonetta, sweet sweet gameplay.

[Shaka Khan]

Bayonetta should be whatever the fans want it to be. If they want her to be a strong black woman who doesn't need no man and dresses sexy to please herself, so be it. Create your own reality, anything is possible.

Okay, Barney.

[headwalk]

if someone gave me a wii u i might actually buy some games to play on it. that's the highest praise i can give to any console so far this generation.

[Rman]

Gamers have no sense of humor or satire these days.

[Shaka Khan]

Just to be clear, I'm a huge Bayo stan in spite of all this. Why, I bought my Woo just to play her...

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

Just to be clear, I'm a huge Bayo stan in spite of all this. Why, I bought my Woo just to play her...

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[close]

[Phoenix Dark]

And I was thinking about giving you a shot on my zombie squad, Shaka. No one with a WiiU is ok with me.

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I might buy one for Mario Kart

[close]

[I'm a Puppy!]

And I was thinking about giving you a shot on my zombie squad, Shaka. No one with a WiiU is ok with me.

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I might buy one for Mario Kart

[close]

Too busy playing Mario Kart to care.

[Shaka Khan]

Just to be clear, I'm a huge Bayo stan in spite of all this. Why, I bought my Woo just to play her...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

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Easy Mode controls...



(Potential sale boost and wet dreams ruined by moronic analog stick placement)

[demi]

Too busy enjoying my WiiU

It's finally coming of its own - it only took 2, maybe 3 years

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I am seriously considering buying a WIIU (would be my first nintendo console since the N64) ....feels bad man.

[Shaka Khan]

if someone gave me a wii u i might actually buy some games to play on it. that's the highest praise i can give to any console so far this generation.

Too busy playing Mario Kart to care.

Too busy enjoying my WiiU

Real Talk™

[Rahxephon91]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

I don't give a shit if Hulk Hogan, Rupaul, or forrest gump was the protagonist, the game would still be fucking awesome.

Come to think of it that shit would be dope with Hogan.

[WanderingWind]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

....not pandering?

 

[Momo]

I dont want to see Hogan's 24 inch python in those poses brother 

[Momo]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

....not pandering?

 

He words it wrong but he's right. She's not a loli Kawai moe desu princess that needs saving and/or a cockhug, she's the head bitch in charge and she does the saving and fucking.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I dont want to see Hogan's 24 inch python in those poses brother 

Dude that shit would be hilarious. Needs a mod on PC asap.

[Momo]

I dont want to see Hogan's 24 inch python in those poses brother 

Dude that shit would be hilarious. Needs a mod on PC asap.

I know, it would be the greatest thing

[WanderingWind]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

....not pandering?

 

He words it wrong but he's right. She's not a loli Kawai moe desu princess that needs saving, she's the head bitch in charge and she does the saving.

It just panders to a different crowd. It remains bar none the absolute definition of the word "pandering."

[cosmicblizzard]

I'd play Rupaulonetta in a heartbeat. 

[Mr. Nobody]

Getting a Wii U and about 6 games for Christmas 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'd play Rupaulonetta in a heartbeat.

Hoganetta imo.

[Phoenix Dark]

I can play manly games on the PC. But I need Mario Kart and Smash Bros

[WanderingWind]

My Wii U is the console I've actually turned on the most. Pretty decent purchase, if you're not into that whole console warrior thing. It has some decent stuff to play.

[Momo]

Personally voting for Princess of Toadstood, Bayoneach brehs.

[Shaka Khan]

It's a harmless game with tna. It has no greater aspirations beyond being a fun game. Bayonet ta is supposed to be sexy and alluring. At least she's no coming off like some super pandery waifs girl fetish character. She has actual agency.

Is it sexist? Sure. Not misygonist though. Is it creepy. I guess if the concept of sexy women being played up rustles you for some reason.

It's a sily game. There are much bigger things to argue about in regards to the depiction of women. Getting mad at this game is like getting man at those Tomb Raider movies.

I get how the game is not meant to be deep, how it's intentionally campy, silly, and over-the-top.

But you have to be incredibly dishonest to claim when the "sexy woman concept" goes from this:



to this...









(Left out: naked finishers)

... it doesn't warrant pausing and having a discussion, unless jimmies are hypersensitive.

[Shadow Mod]

Just put her in Smash already...

[Phoenix Dark]

Bayo doesn't really interest me because I'd imagine she doesn't date black guys.

[Icon A]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=911612

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=911612

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