1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Your Stalker]

I'm down for pulling hair but choking? Nah. Not going to jail for that.

Would you prefer to be choked?

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with a bbc?

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[team filler]

getting rimmed choking a bitch and she loves it

[team filler]

yeah, I don't care to play with doodoo. it does nothing for me sexually. oh well if I get some on my dong during anal doe

[Phoenix Dark]

getting rimmed choking a bitch and she loves it

You gotta take a shower before doing that?

[I'm a Puppy!]

but where's the post of Ronito ethering his soul?

I still don't understand Boogie's role in this. Didn't he say he didn't endorse harassing the women involved, or am I confusing him with someone else.

Oh our drama was in pm. Not a thread

[Mr. Nobody]

Choking is weird but I've done it by request before. The weird one was a girl asking me to spit on her face and slap her, not my thing but I did it.

Weirdest on by far was a girl cutting herself and asking me to suck her blood, and I did

  Jesus Christ

[StealthFan]

Unfortunately for Mr. pac, even the holy waters of Lake Minnetonka can't conceal his gay glaze.

[Kara]

Choking is weird but I've done it by request before. The weird one was a girl asking me to spit on her face and slap her, not my thing but I did it.

Weirdest on by far was a girl cutting herself and asking me to suck her blood, and I did

We really are ikhwan.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bayo doesn't really interest me because I'd imagine she doesn't date black guys.

You? Not so much.

Me? All day

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I would never buy a Wii U, because lets face it the console is pure feces laced with autistic attractions.

But honestly I can't imagine playing a game like bayonetta unless I was single or had zero friends. Whether it was my buddies or girlfriend, if they walked in and saw that shit I'm going to look like Prince Masturbator of Jizz Mountain. I wouldn't even make eye contact with myself after some of those scenes. Fuck

You are a lying cunt. Eat a dick.

[Rahxephon91]

He ain't lying about the WiiU.

[Mr. Nobody]

Bayo doesn't really interest me because I'd imagine she doesn't date black guys.

You? Not so much.

Me? All day

Damn PD 

[team filler]

getting rimmed choking a bitch and she loves it

You gotta take a shower before doing that?

it's probably a good idea.

first time getting my asshole licked was with an older women(she was mid 30s). was getting a beej and then she started sucking my nuts, then licking under them in the gooch area. next thing I know that tongue is all over my asshole

[Am_I_Anonymous]

getting rimmed choking a bitch and she loves it

You gotta take a shower before doing that?

it's probably a good idea.

first time getting my asshole licked was with an older women(she was mid 30s). was getting a beej and then she started sucking my nuts, then licking under them in the gooch area. next thing I know that tongue is all over my asshole

Know how I know you're lying? Because you fugly.

[team filler]

how old is you bruh?

[ZephyrFate]

Getting rimmed and/or rimming is pretty great. I love munching on a dude's ass if he's like a muscle jock or something. Bicurious straight guys seem to love it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

how old is you bruh?

Old enough to spot bullshit.

[team filler]

how old is you bruh?

Old enough to spot bullshit.

12? 

[ZephyrFate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134228303#post134228303

Originally Posted by Wilsongt

Just stop. Your schtick is just as annoying now as it was in 2011/2012.

[thisismyusername]

first time getting my asshole licked was with an older women(she was mid 30s). was getting a beej and then she started sucking my nuts, then licking under them in the gooch area. next thing I know that tongue is all over my asshole

Your reaction to this happening was similar to this, right?

[team filler]

first reaction is like "now hol' up", I said that in my head, but kept my mouth shut. took me half a second to realize I didn't want her to stop. 

[Phoenix Dark]

first time getting my asshole licked was with an older women(she was mid 30s). was getting a beej and then she started sucking my nuts, then licking under them in the gooch area. next thing I know that tongue is all over my asshole

Your reaction to this happening was similar to this, right?

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stories like that give you guys hard ons. All my gay subtext posts are for you breh.

[thisismyusername]

No, actually. But I pulled a similar reaction to that .gif the first time it was pulled on me from a guy. 

[Phoenix Dark]

stories like that give you guys hard ons. All my gay subtext posts are for you breh.

Spend a significant portion of your day posting to give gay men erections, brehs

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gay crowdsourcing


$17.53 made so far.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134228303#post134228303

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134238077&postcount=60
 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134228303#post134228303

how are you on gaf for that length of time and still pulling in marks? I tip my hat sir.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-eunice-rivers-the-biggest-black-c00n-of-the-last-100-years.258132/

[StealthFan]

some "nicca" trying to claim Tuskegee was fake

Speaking of black women what happened to lan?

[zepblackstar]

Bayonetta Review thread? 

Bayonetta sexist thread? 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=911753

 

[Joe Molotov]

There is a old saying that Black women = the white man's lieutenant. I dont agree, but i have to admit that a small minority of black women DO be on that Aunt Jemima shyt strong

[StealthFan]

There is a old saying that Black women = the white man's lieutenant. I dont agree, but i have to admit that a small minority of black women DO be on that Aunt Jemima shyt strong

You gonna argue with that post/dap ration

[Joe Molotov]

There is a old saying that Black women = the white man's lieutenant. I dont agree, but i have to admit that a small minority of black women DO be on that Aunt Jemima shyt strong

You gonna argue with that post/dap ration

Just proves how many cacs post on The Coli.

[StealthFan]

I've been saying that shit forever. Fools claim I am on a conspiracy tip.

[StealthFan]

[Rufus]

36 pages of hentai art on Danbooru I could kind of see, even though it was surprising. A mousepad though?

[thisismyusername]

36 pages of hentai art on Danbooru I could kind of see, even though it was surprising. A mousepad though?

https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/521039645220831232

Miiverse says sup.

[Shadow Mod]

Speaking of hentai

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134235335&postcount=124

 

[Rufus]

Speaking of hentai

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134235335&postcount=124

 

Japanese porn (which I find hard to watch, specifically with sound) makes me really hope the few people that still fuck don't imitate it.

[team filler]

Dude, filler is a top contributor. Why would anyone want him gone?

[Kara]

Speaking of hentai

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134235335&postcount=124

 

[Momo]

Speaking of black women what happened to lan?

BlackMage found her irl

[Rahxephon91]

Speaking of hentai

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134235335&postcount=124

 

I wish I had a Japanese girlfriend.

[Himu]

some "nicca" trying to claim Tuskegee was fake

Speaking of black women what happened to lan?

lan is living life and gave up online communities

[benjipwns]

Japanese porn (which I find hard to watch, specifically with sound) makes me really hope the few people that still fuck don't imitate it.

panning shot across some pudgy Japanese dudes all in briefs

*squeeeleeeellelelelelelele oweeeeeoweoeeeowee squeeeeeeeeeowewersqueweosowsweee*

Though it makes a lot of sense that it fills this weird space between porn where the girl is "actually" into it and like fake rape porn since that would be too much emotional expense on either end. Annoying and minor discomfort porn.

So in a way, it's the most realistic porn of all. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134254901&postcount=11279

 

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134254901&postcount=11279

 

Dude feels unsafe posting on a gaming forum 

[ZephyrFate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134254901&postcount=11279

 

what a fucking toolbag

[Vertigo]

francis has been permed from neogaf. a voice against tyranny, silenced. 

Haha and the circle is complete. He really did live long enough to become a villain. 

[Shadow Mod]

both sides

 

[benjipwns]

trying to fucking survive this shit

[Tasty]

I don't care for YouTube personalities and boogie's posts in the GG thread just came off as moronic and self absorbed. He couldn't resist making it about himself every single time he started posting.


http://boogie2988.tumblr.com/post/99943773543/in-reference-to-that-ban-on-neogaf

No I didn’t want it, and no it hurts me terribly, but that’s just how it is.

I thought he wanted to die? I guess getting banned from GAF is worse than that.

The entire post is flip-floppy and handwavey as fuck... pretty much like his views on GG in general. Consider yourself such a celeb that you always have to take the "middle ground" for fear of alienating subscribers, brehs.

[SmokyDave]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134254901&postcount=11279

 

Ah, that poor flower. Skin so thin you can see a heartbeat.

[ZephyrFate]

It absolutely baffles me how far people are taking this Gamersgate thing emotionally. Like, holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

honestly I don't even know what this Gamersgate thing is actaully about. I'm reading the articles for the first time and it makes even less sense why this has a 230 page topic on GAF

I first thought it was about that anita sarkeesian stuff but somehow it's way, way less important or interesting.

also hey SmokyDave

[Shadow Mod]

 

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[king of the internet]

How many lives have been claimed by gamersgate so far? Have we lost track?

[Shadow Mod]

It absolutely baffles me how far people are taking this Gamersgate thing emotionally. Like, holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah the ones that can't pretend it's all about industry transparency and "middle grounds" sure are having conniption fits.

honestly I don't even know what this Gamersgate thing is actaully about. I'm reading the articles for the first time and it makes even less sense why this has a 230 page topic on GAF

I first thought it was about that anita sarkeesian stuff but somehow it's way, way less important or interesting.

also hey SmokyDave

Ex-bf revenge porned his ex-gf in a fabulous display of the biggest butthurt and named some of the dudes she had affairs with. She's a dev and some of these were journos or something. Sexless bitter gamers took it upon themselves to take the news as some sort of sexual conspiracy for high ratings and the need for better transparency was born as a smokescreen to harass and dox various women in the industry because why not.

[ZephyrFate]

It absolutely baffles me how far people are taking this Gamersgate thing emotionally. Like, holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah the ones that can't pretend it's all about industry transparency and "middle grounds" sure are having conniption fits.

honestly I don't even know what this Gamersgate thing is actaully about. I'm reading the articles for the first time and it makes even less sense why this has a 230 page topic on GAF

I first thought it was about that anita sarkeesian stuff but somehow it's way, way less important or interesting.

also hey SmokyDave

Ex-bf revenge porned his ex-gf in a fabulous display of the biggest butthurt and named some of the dudes she had affairs with. Some of these were journos or something. Sexless bitter gamers took it upon themselves to take the news as some sort of sexual conspiracy for high ratings and the need for better transparency was born as a smokescreen to harass and dox various women in the industry because why not.

So it DOES have to do with misogyny, only misogyny that is purestrain from the virgin geeks of GAF

[Shadow Mod]

Well it goes beyond GAF really, it's basically astroturfing for right wing/MRA douchebags and the insanely naive/myopic eating it all up.

[ZephyrFate]

And, of course, the MRAs are playing the victim card apparently for feeling "unsafe" on a fucking videogame forum, and elsewhere, for having shitty opinions and being shitty people in general