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Himu

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But best buy won't be alive in five years dude.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134618797&postcount=106
uh... wut. mods help.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134570131&postcount=256

This guy :neogaf
some impressive digging tbh

Yo seriously who would say that other than some child rapist. The shit.

I didn't read the whole thing is there the usual "ephebe" distinction talk in there.

Atramental

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Mitigate your pedo-shame by telling yourself that the kids you rape (or want to rape) might find the cure for cancer, brehs.  :holeup

of course he'd have a nintendo avatar
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134618797&postcount=106
uh... wut. mods help.
" I'm not suggesting that molestation is never bad, just that it might not always be bad."

This might have been the first time ever I literally said THE FUCK? out loud after reading a comment. Jesus Christ.

Shadow Mod

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welp there it is

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Hoo boy, here we go.

I'm personally an Ephebophile.

This is Post-sexual maturity, usually 15-18.

Thankfully that's legal where I live (the Age of consent is 16, and personally that's my lower limit), and very few of my actual sexual encounters through my life have been in that bracket, but it's a common fantasy for me.

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There's actually a lot of kids, especially in the internet age, who actively SEEK OUT older men and women for their first sexual encounters.

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StealthFan

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Plenty of 15 year olds are hot and look 18.
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Okay R Kelly.

Rman

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How does Shuri get a pass from his numerous troll threads lol.

Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134633914&postcount=258

Validate creeps on a social site that probably has teens...

 :kobeyuck

Does that fucksick think he's being clever? "I heard from a friend that underage teens seek out strapping old 45 year olds. Not that I am looking for them or anything. Oh, btw, I want to bang 16 year olds, who's with me???"

And yeah, that is exactly what the fuck is wrong with that site. "Oh, Mr. Craiglist trolling pedeast, this is your safe haven. Thank you for sharing."

Fuck out of here, you enabling piece of shit.



Shadow Mod

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Does that fucksick think he's being clever? "I heard from a friend that underage teens seek out strapping old 45 year olds. Not that I am looking for them or anything. Oh, btw, I want to bang 16 year olds, who's with me???"

And yeah, that is exactly what the fuck is wrong with that site. "Oh, Mr. Craiglist trolling pedeast, this is your safe haven. Thank you for sharing."

Fuck out of here, you enabling piece of shit.

I replied to that mess with a similar message.

Stirring the pot I guess but fuck it, I'm not comfortable with the mods basically green lighting that shit.

Phoenix Dark

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can't wait to get home and see
:whew
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134633914&postcount=258

Validate creeps on a social site that probably has teens...

 :kobeyuck
It's Opiate. He was probably never programmed for such a scenario.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134633914&postcount=258

Validate creeps on a social site that probably has teens...

 :kobeyuck
It's Opiate. He was probably never programmed for such a scenario.

14 year old androids are totally legal in all states.
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StealthFan

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I been on dat sara vandella game for damn well over six years. Bitch was softer back in the day but i'd still nut
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ZephyrFate

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welp there it is

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Hoo boy, here we go.

I'm personally an Ephebophile.

This is Post-sexual maturity, usually 15-18.

Thankfully that's legal where I live (the Age of consent is 16, and personally that's my lower limit), and very few of my actual sexual encounters through my life have been in that bracket, but it's a common fantasy for me.

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There's actually a lot of kids, especially in the internet age, who actively SEEK OUT older men and women for their first sexual encounters.

:scust
This person is definitely not wrong about the second part. Even Grindr in my area has about 3-4 16 year olds showing up on it in the past few months. I don't hit up anyone under 20, but others on there have told me about them. And they're obvious as hell because they definitely don't look 18 or 19.

Michael Moaner

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All I can say about Opiate is that I recently started playing League of Legends. Say what you want about the game, but it has one specific game type that's completely monotonous and boring. However, that autistic pedo-enabler is literally playing it probably 10 hours a day.

Needless to stay, him comforting some pervert wanting to bang baby dicks doesn't surprise me at all. Dude has the emotional spectrum and capacity of a carrot.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 05:26:24 PM by Michael Moaner »

Phoenix Dark

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I'm all for banging your adult female teacher but that's where I draw the line bros. Wouldn't want to cosign anything unseemly.
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Yulwei

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But best buy won't be alive in five years dude.

That was the only thing going through my head as I read that thread. Yeah you put in all that work and got promoted, but once Best Buy goes belly up what the fuck you gonna do? He is going to have an insanely hard time getting hired as a manager at other retail stores. He should have put in that work towards a good degree instead.

ZephyrFate

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I'm all for banging your adult female teacher*** but that's where I draw the line bros. Wouldn't want to cosign anything unseemly.
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*** When you yourself are also an adult and not their student.

Himu

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I agree with his former wife. His plan seems to have no future. Yes, you should support. But I'm not seeing how he's going to be in ten years. Retail is going down, down, down and hedging your bets on it via a manager position seems kind of ill fated. With less retail stores you will have more manager competition. He should be using that extra time to learn a trade just in case. Always have a back up plan. Instead, he's going to be wifeless and busting his butt for a company that has no job security. Obama's America, ya'll.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134340932&postcount=382

 :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead

and what is the change of the OT topics to launch day about because I can't see a drastic turnaround if its a week before..

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Most of our policy changes like this are in an effort to make the forum more welcoming for a larger group of people. If that's boring for you, then I'm sorry. Boring is better than people being afraid of being chased out of communities for having an opinion that doesn't jibe with the majority's.

Today in "Do As I Say, Not As I Do:"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=912500 <---Black characters in The Last of Us ~spoilers~

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I'm not sure if this was supposed to be some meta joke about the horror genre, or perhaps just cliche writing, but why did all of the black characters in The Last of Us die?

Now, I am aware that plenty of white characters died, too. However, with the representation of blacks in video games being extremely low and limited, I found it so strange that all the black characters in The Last of Us died. It seems to go back to the cliches of cinema in which black, or other ethnic characters, were typically exposable and do not survive.

In The Last of Us, there are three characters that have major roles: Marlene, the leader of the fireflies group, and brothers, Sam and Henry. That's it. These three characters are also dead by the time they reach the end of their respective chapters. I did not pay this much attention—I guess I had been conditioned to just accept this by now—until I looked up The Last of Us' DLC...in which another black character is introduced: Riley. And by the end of this DLC, Riley is dead.

This game has been praised so many times for its writing; the well paced narrative, character dynamics, and female representation, yet I find it so odd that such an obvious cliche of the genre found its way in on two occasions.

Did you mind the representation and ultimate fates of the black characters in The Last of Us? I'm curious.

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wow, you guys really love making controversy of everything
The thing about The Last of Us is that pretty much everyone dies except for the primary protagonists....thus being "the last of us."
What do you mean you guys huh huh huh

spoiler-text: not being serious but yeah agree with people trying make controversy over nothing
Welcome to the 2014 English-speaking internet! ;)

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Stop quoting the post and move on.

...And yet none of those were ban-worthy unless you're going under global catch-all excuse of "shit-posting."  The first two especially. The second one shouldn't be banned for expressing that this is pretty much a "non-story" since there is a bunch of characters that die in that title.

But wait there's one-more!

You guys wont quit until every game is like a Disney channel tv show. Where the leads are a white girl, indian boy, asian girl, black boy, mexican girl and a undistinguishable side kick creature.

I understand diversity. But forced diversity is the worstttttttttttttt.

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Boring is better than people being afraid of being chased out of communities for having an opinion that doesn't jibe with the majority's.
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better than people being afraid of being chased out of communities for having an opinion that doesn't jibe with the majority's.
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people being afraid of being chased out of communities for having an opinion
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people being chased out of communities for having an opinion
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chased out of communities for having an opinion
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that doesn't jibe with the majority's.

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So much for that, huh, Aeana?

(Note: I love you girl, but really...)

Now, I know it probably isn't Aeana that is the one that is doing those bans by herself (before Steve jumps in) but so much for:

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Boring is better than people being afraid of being chased out of communities for having an opinion that doesn't jibe with the majority's.

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NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

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"Neutral ground with inclusive discourse only if you match our opinion in said discourse, otherwise your ass is grass even if it isn't a thread infraction from 'careful moderation.'"

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Eh... correct me if I'm wrong but the Last of Us only had 3 (4 if you have Left Behind, I guess) "major" black characters. One of which dies to infection, one of which dies to grief of failing to protect the one that died to infection... which makes kinda sense in the survivors guilt-y way of the world they were in. The last died to Joel's hand to protect Ellie, despite Ellie being the possible savior from the virus at the cost of her life.

That last one I have an issue with. Not in the racial sense, but in the shit writing that basically 180s from the inevitable conclusion and solution to the problem because Joel  somehow magically starts to "love" Ellie like she is his own daughter/Sarah despite the fact she was nothing "but a job" for him until like... Utah. He even wanted to pawn her off on his brother to go in his place to the Fireflies until Ellie threw a fit about that.

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Heck he got up from his injury like it was nothing and took down an army in the winter arc.

That's another thing that pissed me off despite the ending. Joel nearly dies to a rebar impaling him and Ellie barely manages to escape only to captured by the people Joel and Ellie killed in Denver only for Joel to somehow Rambo through... two months healing? Seemed a little out there.

But to get back to the racial issue: I didn't really see a problem with the black characters dying in so far as story reasons were concerned. I guess I can see the "offense" as far as them all dying while the white "couple"/duo of Ellie and Joel were able to survive a bunch of shit and end the game both alive... but really, what do you expect in a survival story? I guess you could flip the races around and even then I'd still have a problem with the shitty ending over the races of the characters.
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Nice try buddy. But your ironic postmodern detachment doesn't disguise the fact that you are either invested AS FUCK in a what is now actually a deeply dysfunctional community, or a literal distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Where's the weird soldier cook closet gay dude? Has he turned to god or serial killing yet?  It wasn't PD as he's black, but the other brother. Prolapse was his name, or haemorrhoids maybe? He peeved a lot afaicr.

Maybe it was the peace guy.
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Verdigris Murder

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My bad, is it Death Ghidorah. He used to be known as The Solution? He was a thin looking crazy white dude. Ex forces.
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StealthFan

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Jesus Christ I am not reading that. Seriously.
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I'm cool with Aeana, but it's probably important to note she chastises Gaffers on twitter all the time for their opinions in pretty much the exact same way this thread does.

My bad, is it Death Ghidorah. He used to be known as The Solution? He was a thin looking crazy white dude. Ex forces.
the business?
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Mr. Nobody

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I'm cool with Aeana, but it's probably important to note she chastises Gaffers on twitter all the time for their opinions in pretty much the exact same way this thread does.

I'd like to imagine a lot of Gaffers do behind "closed" doors.

I'm cool with Aeana, but it's probably important to note she chastises Gaffers on twitter all the time for their opinions in pretty much the exact same way this thread does.

Eventually you'll come to see that this topic is a permutation of something that happens all over everything related to GAF. If you read any big, old GAF communities, the posters in there do plenty of metacommentary on topics floating around in gaming and OT. If you go on twitter, the same. They've always been doing this on IRC from what I gather. I was in the gaf facebook group a couple years back; same shit.

There's really little functional difference.

Not denying this.  People do it in pretty much all the community threads.  The only difference is this thread is all-encompassing while the communities on gaf target specific groups (basically nerds shitting on nerds).

I just find it funny that a mod that actively takes part in that saying something so neutral.

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My bad, is it Death Ghidorah. He used to be known as The Solution? He was a thin looking crazy white dude. Ex forces.
the business?
Yes!

He knew his way around a steak, and was a secret (closet) either like Isaac Rosenberg (also a Jew) or basically Hitler.
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Vertigo

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Word of the day in the NPD thread on Gaf: "Bundled".

Not even 4 pages in and I've seen that word uttered multiple times in reference to The XB1 Destiny SKU coming first in the NPD sales.

benjipwns

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Mitigate your pedo-shame by telling yourself that the kids you rape (or want to rape) might find the cure for cancer, brehs.  :holeup
And what if some kid goes unmolested and becomes the next Hitler? What then huh? But nooooo nobody questions and blames private sexual practices when some unmolested person does something evil.

Complete double standards and flat out bigotry.

Kara

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Sara Vandella :rejoice

That head game :whew

that humor :obama

Titties :mouf

DAT ASS :lawd

:nsfw (Just text and emoticons this site uses, no pics or links.)

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There's a FFM scene she's in where she forgets to hop off a desk and position herself with her partner for the money shot and she doesn't realize she's :ufup until Elvis has left the building (so to speak) and she looks at the camera aghast and then tries to cover it up by playing with herself in a half-assed manner. :dead
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And y'all thought PD was bad. :smug

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Phoenix Dark

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Sara Vandella :rejoice

That head game :whew

that humor :obama

Titties :mouf

DAT ASS :lawd

:nsfw (Just text and emoticons this site uses, no pics or links.)

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There's a FFM scene she's in where she forgets to hop off a desk and position herself with her partner for the money shot and she doesn't realize she's :ufup until Elvis has left the building (so to speak) and she looks at the camera aghast and then tries to cover it up by playing with herself in a half-assed manner. :dead
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And y'all thought PD was bad. :smug

I would very much like to see this video, comrade.
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Tribal

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It's nice to see Opiate branching out and trying to start his own pedo ring. He needs some friends.

Kara

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I would very much like to see this video, comrade.

I'll post it when I'm back home tonight. :-*

bunny

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Man what in the hell is wrong with Lime? Like am I the only one seeing how distinguished mentally-challenged her posts are? ???

SpeedStats

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134657305&postcount=57
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134658142&postcount=67

Why bother with the careposting when you could probably man up and leave without bringing attention to yourself?  It's a message board, not fucking Congress.

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I'm cool with Aeana, but it's probably important to note she chastises Gaffers on twitter all the time for their opinions in pretty much the exact same way this thread does.

She chastises certain people on GAF. People who act like fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. She's legit af.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134657305&postcount=57
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134658142&postcount=67

Why bother with the careposting when you could probably man up and leave without bringing attention to yourself?  It's a message board, not fucking Congress.

not this dweeb going in on evilore. dont hold back   :rofl

El Babua

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I wonder how many other Evilore creeper stories are out in the open. :hitler

Kara

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#notallstories

dmj

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:rofl you guys were all praying on the PS4's downfall and it did numbers again :dead

I don't mind it.

It's a running tally of the number of stupid people that exist.  Thank fuck smart people still outnumber them.

It's nice to see Opiate branching out and trying to start his own pedo ring. He needs some friends.

That why that thread got outright nuked instead of just locked?  That like never happens.

one day wii u will win. and then you can all suck my dick while i play the contemplative neo-cubist artgame ~captain toad treasure tracker~

Tribal

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It's nice to see Opiate branching out and trying to start his own pedo ring. He needs some friends.

That why that thread got outright nuked instead of just locked?  That like never happens.

Yup. Opiate openly advertising for new play friends wasn't the smartest move.

It's nice to see Opiate branching out and trying to start his own pedo ring. He needs some friends.

That why that thread got outright nuked instead of just locked?  That like never happens.

Yup. Opiate openly advertising for new play friends wasn't the smartest move.

Bah, sounds like a fun lead-up to the thread's nuking.  I want to see those posts and their responses now.

He wasn't calling for people to out themselves on the forum, was he?  Pretty sure it's a bannable offense based on that thread from a year ago (kind of making the thread hypocritical in the first place).

Wonder if the guy will get demodded if it was serious enough to nuke.  I bet besada would be happy over that seeing as they probably butt heads a lot whenever the subject comes up.

StealthFan

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:rofl you guys were all praying on the PS4's downfall and it did numbers again :dead
:heh Niccas praying for a consoles demise. Of course PS4 does numbers, it's better than Xbone.

Wii U tho :lawd All these exclusives.

EDIT: PS4 is better because the potential of Bloodborne and Uncharted. Going by this falls exclusives Xbone and WiiU are superior.
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Himu

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:rofl you guys were all praying on the PS4's downfall and it did numbers again :dead

Don't worry the Sflabs will do something to make us laugh before the weekend is up
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StealthFan

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sflabs :dead you niccas stop it
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Himu

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:rofl you guys were all praying on the PS4's downfall and it did numbers again :dead
:heh Niccas praying for a consoles demise. Of course PS4 does numbers, it's better than Xbone.

Wii U tho :lawd All these exclusives.

EDIT: PS4 is better because the potential of Bloodborne and Uncharted. Going by this falls exclusives Xbone and WiiU are superior.

Nobody praying for ps4s demise. We were praying for xbone to outsell ps4 so the Sony ponies would lose their shit and thus bring forth comedy. :rejoice
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StealthFan

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Expecting MS to do anything well this gen :what
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War is won.  Sony king of the gen!

Too bad this gen sucks.

Himu

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When does halo come out? It'd be awesome if it comes out this month so it can go head to head with drive club and then it'll bring :rofl 's to town when this results in xbone outselling the PS Bore.

Amirox's diatribe in particular would be :dead Can't wait :rejoice
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:rofl you guys were all praying on the PS4's downfall and it did numbers again :dead
:heh Niccas praying for a consoles demise. Of course PS4 does numbers, it's better than Xbone.

Wii U tho :lawd All these exclusives.

EDIT: PS4 is better because the potential of Bloodborne and Uncharted. Going by this falls exclusives Xbone and WiiU are superior.

Nobody praying for ps4s demise. We were praying for xbone to outsell ps4 so the Sony ponies would lose their shit and thus bring forth comedy. :rejoice

Yep. I won't lie, I'm a little gay for Playstation, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to shit on it's insufferable fanbase on GAF.

Tribal

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It's nice to see Opiate branching out and trying to start his own pedo ring. He needs some friends.

That why that thread got outright nuked instead of just locked?  That like never happens.

Yup. Opiate openly advertising for new play friends wasn't the smartest move.

Bah, sounds like a fun lead-up to the thread's nuking.  I want to see those posts and their responses now.

He wasn't calling for people to out themselves on the forum, was he?  Pretty sure it's a bannable offense based on that thread from a year ago (kind of making the thread hypocritical in the first place).

Wonder if the guy will get demodded if it was serious enough to nuke.  I bet besada would be happy over that seeing as they probably butt heads a lot whenever the subject comes up.

He posted an email that he supposedly got from one member who said he was a paedophile but he was one of the "good ones." It was total bullshit of course. A complete fabrication by Opiate, pushing his new #Not All Paedos agenda.