Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 5971238 times)

0 Members and 14 Guests are viewing this topic.

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member
So is this place like Bizzaro gaf?

It's where exiled and unsatisfied members of Gaf congregate to ridicule awful posts in an attempt to cover up the resentment of being unable to fit in.


I like it!

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135027733&postcount=210

http://i.imgur.com/GT38j43.jpg

To be fair: I'm right there with him and I'm not even salty. I can't simply care about this dudes relationship. Good for him, but making a thread about it?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do however have the care to dance with glee if their relationship crashes and burns like most 20 year old relationships do in a few months.</bitter old man>
[close]


FaceGAF getting tons of PR.

Can't wait to read more creepy posts.

 :teehee

You mean from Mutes alone, or? :hitler

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tyler_Malka

 :nsfw

( :dead )

(Image removed from quote.)

I was going to post But yours works. :lawd

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do however have the care to dance with glee if their relationship crashes and burns like most 20 year old relationships do in a few months.</bitter old man>
[close]


thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Know me so well.

Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
New girl in PYP.


Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
idk, those zombies look more active than your average GAFer. :jayzehhh


StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
wood bang
reckt

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Poor girl. 
The confessional is gonna start filling up
que

Himu

  • Senior Member
So is this place like Bizzaro gaf?

I remember yew.

I think.
IYKYK

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
So is this place like Bizzaro gaf?
more like detention/in school suspension/expulsion/dropout gaf
*****


Atramental

  • Senior Member
New girl in PYP.

(Image removed from quote.)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135037588&postcount=4101
(Image removed from quote.)

Pass...

Not even a body shot.  :yuck


edit: Also, Horse Detective is a pretty good looking dude.
Horse Detective would be a solid 8 for me if he was a bit more buff. But otherwise, I agree.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Propagating the borian tradition of shitting on an average-to-decent looking women's appearance and, at the same time, complimenting a man on his.

 :lawd  :fabulous
[close]

Verdigris Murder

  • #metoo
  • Senior Member
The whole thing was just weird to me because it wasn't anything particularly special but when you're dealing with people scared of their own shadow it seems so out there to them to just travel or whatever. The writing wasn't particularly good and some of the stuff just kind of revealed more about his social awkwardness than the culture he was immersed in. Going to a brothel in Turkey based on some chick's word of mouth, I mean come on.
The whole thing peaked with Tyler and the street cam, which is actually something sortof iconic. Like out of a romantic comedy. But IRL romantic comedy is like marriage, and the girls always want to moderate everything.

Holy shit. It's not even funny. And if you factor in the WEIRD AS FUCK transnazis who seem to just fight over the gold medal of percieved slights with the gays, niccas, wops and other cultural immigrants who fixate over serious nothings. Get a grip motherfuckers.


I source my quotes btw. And this one actually came from Stealthfans frontal lobe.
:{]

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
True story, I read that post and thought "this nicca trying to sound like me".

Then I finished reading :neogaf
reckt

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
also :pacspit
reckt

benjipwns

  • your bright ideas always burn me
  • Senior Member
New girl in PYP.

(Image removed from quote.)
I like the guy on the right running into the wall.


StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
Need full body pics
reckt

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
reckt

jakefromstatefarm

  • Senior Member
pawg
we should really address the increasingly liberal use of this term :hitler

dmj

  • Junior Member
pawg
we should really address the increasingly liberal use of this term :hitler

Now it just means Pretty Average White Gorl  :beli



Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
we should really address the increasingly liberal use of this term :hitler

I hear it's even more liberally used on Stormfront in comparison.

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member
pawg
we should really address the increasingly liberal use of this term :hitler

Now it just means fat girl :beli

Fixed :hitler

 :gurl

ain't lying..

seeing too many crossovers with the BBWs >:(

It happens but nowadays I see it given to any white chick with a pretty (average) face

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
Monster Hunter community is a bunch of rude motherfuckers. Not surprising, considering they're a bunch of nips. Goddam.
reckt

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
pawg
we should really address the increasingly liberal use of this term :hitler

I can tell based on the shape of her jaw that she's not BBW status.
010

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
PAWGs

Jenny Hendrix
PD's favorite dodger Alexis Texas
Kelly Divine
Friday
Austin Taylor
Jenna Presly

Not a PAWG

The bitch pictured above
reckt

so we're back to judging white women's bodies again? disgusting
😈

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
so we're back to judging white women's bodies again? disgusting
back to? Since when do we stop? :hitler
reckt

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
to be fair we don't have body shots. I'm just basing my diagnosis on my expertise concerning the white female figure.
010

to be fair we don't have body shots. I'm just basing my diagnosis on my expertise concerning the white female figure.
Would you say this expertise is on par or better than your expertise on black phallic figures?
😈

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
to be fair we don't have body shots. I'm just basing my diagnosis on my expertise concerning the white female figure.
Would you say this expertise is on par or better than your expertise on black phallic figures?

It would be like comparing a Bachelor's to a Master's.
010

 :leon
😈

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
reckt

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Today on the bore:
"Oh no new girl in the PYP thread on GAF. Creepy neckbeards are going to start coming out of the woodwork."
"oh no!"
"Yeah, GAFers are such pathetic and creepy neckbeards"
<half a page of posts about the girl in question and whether or not she'd qualify as a PAWG>
"We're so much cooler than those creepy GAF neckbeards."
que

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
Today on the bore:
"Oh no new girl in the PYP thread on GAF. Creepy neckbeards are going to start coming out of the woodwork."
"oh no!"
"Yeah, GAFers are such pathetic and creepy neckbeards"
<half a page of posts about the girl in question and whether or not she'd qualify as a PAWG>
"We're so much cooler than those creepy GAF neckbeards."
:umad
reckt

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
reckt

jakefromstatefarm

  • Senior Member
don't give a single flying fuckshit about the cac broad shmoozing for daps in a GAF community thread

I only clicked the link because I heard Horse Detective was an 8

spoiler (click to show/hide)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]
[close]

Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
The gaf creep is this:

 :expert

The bore creep is this:



Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
reckt

😈

king of the internet

  • 🚽
  • Senior Member
The gaf creep is this:

 :expert

The bore creep is this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Exactly. Let's not confuse the desperate with the depraved.

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member
 :nsfw
Teanna Trump

is she on that  :hitler time?
😈

Himu

  • Senior Member
We don't talk about CPT in front of white people, Stalker.
IYKYK

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Do you honestly think cacs don't know about it? They just code their knowledge in racist shit.

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
I show up on time to everything except work.

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member
is she on that  :hitler time?

Looked like it but latest scene is with a black dude

We don't talk about CPT in front of white people, Stalker.
I was asking if she fucked black dudes because I remember it was either her or some other mixed girl who didn't.
😈

Himu

  • Senior Member
wow what an off day for me.
IYKYK

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
wow what an off day for me.
I noticed you weren't around, sweets :shaq
reckt

Sausage

  • Member
:nsfw
Teanna Trump (Image removed from quote.)

Thanks to the JBO I know half of her filmography.

Mr. Nobody

  • Groovy.
  • Senior Member
:nsfw
Teanna Trump (Image removed from quote.)

Thanks to the JBO I know half of her filmography.

She's only been active a year according to suzy. I'll check out what I've missed

Himu

  • Senior Member
Please do not advertise the plug dj in this thread. :tocry We don't want redditors getting into our shit.
IYKYK

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Trying to chemo cancer.  :lol :lol Wrath learning nothing from 4chun.

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Another blackface thread with the same tired hand wringing.
010