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You've done it now. Mumei is gonna send you a list of 23 books as to why you're wrong
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A big problem I've got with the current minority social order on gaf is that when certain hot button issues pop up, rather than eloquently explain why they're offended about things, they immaturely become vindictive when people dare ask why they're offended. Like that DYnasty post I linked, he's mad that the guy doesn't understand why he's offended, but he can't and won't articulate why it's a problem for him. He even said that he's not offended by the actual cosplay despite his activity in the thread.

That's kind of funny too considering he got on the BCT for piling on the one girl who came in essentially asking "where are all the good ones?", even though I distinctly remember royalan and someone else explaining why that was wrong.

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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.
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All these progressive threads just need more 10 paragraph effort posts that no one reads but makes sure to quote a zillion times with gifs and "exactly what I wanted to say"

aw fuck someone already made a mumei joke  :-\

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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

Christ, negroooo :dead
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Himu

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I mean, look at this page. How is this post totally not true?


The gaf creep is this:

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The bore creep is this:

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It feels like some forced sense of progressivism. It comes off as fake. It doesn't help that people are being banned for having any form of alternative opinion and that the mods are puffing their chests being all,"that's not progressive :smug" I like you Besada and Mumei, but fuck.
I said all I really had to say in that thread, which is, "It's a waste of time trying to convince people they aren't or are offended."  I have no idea why anyone bothers.  You're never going to successfully convince someone who is upset that they aren't upset, which is what all those threads come down to.  Different people are upset by different things.  I'm not so sure why that's hard to understand for some people.

If I misgendered you, you would be upset.  But the vast majority of the rest of the thread wouldn't mind, and would attempt to explain to you why you shouldn't be upset.  This is the nature of virtually every contentious thread on GAF, people yelling at other people and demanding they not feel what they feel.  People trying to use logic to argue people out of hurt feelings.  Giant waste of everyone's time.  And virtually every poster on GAF is guilty of this at one point or another.  Everyone's unflappable until it's their ox that gets gored.

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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

I catch feelings when I think a white dude is trying to tell me what to get mad about and why.
YMMV

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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

I catch feelings when I think a white dude is trying to tell me what to get mad about and why.
You shouldn't get mad at that.
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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

I catch feelings when I think a white dude is trying to tell me what to get mad about and why.
You shouldn't get mad at that.

Where did I say I got mad? It's more along the lines of GAF is fucking garbage.....breh
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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

I catch feelings when I think a white dude is trying to tell me what to get mad about and why.
You shouldn't get mad at that.

Where did I say I got mad? It's more along the lines of GAF is fucking garbage.....breh

Are you really this dumb or are you fucking with us

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And then they go into BCT and pat themselves on the back for being righteous brothers willing to spare the white man from etherous barbs. Shit is mad corny.

You can also tell they have very little knowledge of self: I don't get the impressive they've read basic black literature. Lord knows no self respecting black man who has read WEB Du Bois or watched classic Dominique Simone porn would catch feelings over some white chick dressing up as a character from a shitty TV show.

I catch feelings when I think a white dude is trying to tell me what to get mad about and why.
You shouldn't get mad at that.

Where did I say I got mad? It's more along the lines of GAF is fucking garbage.....breh

Are you really this dumb or are you fucking with us

You gonna take this? You should get mad about this.
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Kara

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Also hourly?: :umad

I know you roll Fortune 5 hundo stylee but in personal service hourly really isn't a dirty word.

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It feels like some forced sense of progressivism. It comes off as fake. It doesn't help that people are being banned for having any form of alternative opinion and that the mods are puffing their chests being all,"that's not progressive :smug" I like you Besada and Mumei, but fuck.
'Forced sense of progressivism' is bang on. I mentioned in the BritGAF thread the other week that spending too much time in the fake GAF bubble makes me go home and crack sexist jokes with the missus. GAF taught me a lot about minority issues and perspectives a few years back, but nowadays I feel like it's gradually making me less tolerant, not more.

Still, that's my fucking fault for taking the internet seriously.

Kara

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"GAF made me do this," Smoky tells hisself as he votes Tory. "GAF made me do this..."

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'Forced sense of progressivism' is bang on. I mentioned in the BritGAF thread the other week that spending too much time in the fake GAF bubble makes me go home and crack sexist jokes with the missus. GAF taught me a lot about minority issues and perspectives a few years back, but nowadays I feel like it's gradually making me less tolerant, not more.

Still, that's my fucking fault for taking the internet seriously.

UKIP'er detected.

"GAF made me do this," Smoky tells hisself as he votes Tory. "GAF made me do this..."

I wonder what KevinCow thinks GAF made him do

zepblackstar

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this guy is a muckracker on video game news and he puts up this teaser...

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/524309210708733952


 :o :o :o :o :o

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"GAF made me do this," Smoky tells hisself as he votes Tory. "GAF made me do this..."
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Make your minds up cherubs.

I'm waiting for a party so far right that I tick a box in the next booth along.

tbh there are consistently more people outraged at the outrage of "SJW"s in most, if not all, threads

tbh the overwhelming majority of people who voice concerns in what are labeled "SJW" threads make innocuous comments about feeling uncomfortable or wanting some level of change and are made out to be screaming lunatics burning the pillars of society to ash because of it

tbh comments more extreme than the ones above tend to come from a core group of 5 - 8 posters who can easily be ignored if you feel they are too far off the reservation

tbh I've noticed I used tbh a lot lately

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Check your tbh privilege pickles!
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cant use tbh too much tbh
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http://theralphretort.com/neogaf-pedophile-problem/
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Banned for speaking out against pedophilia? While there were a couple of others who also spoke out, they were few and far between. I honestly thought NeoGAF couldn’t get any worse, but I was wrong on that. A vigorous defense of pedophilia posted on a site frequented by children is one for the depraved record books. I know that if I had any business dealings with Tyler Malka and NeoGAF, I would be reassessing them immediately.

NeoGAF is now PedoGAF, apparently.
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Check your tbh privilege pickles!

How many times are you gonna make this same shitty joke? Ironically bringing up privilege and trigger warnings and all that was funny like three years ago but come on now.

Anyways, Pickles is spot on. Some people may be overly sensitive but I would side with them over the people screaming over them about faux outrage and the oppression of the PC police. The whole scene is a mess not worth any amount of effort either way, tho.

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What is this ralph report? and why does it look like a geocities site built in 2010?
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Check your tbh privilege pickles!

How many times are you gonna make this same shitty joke?
At least 10 more times. They were on clearance.
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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

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It feels like some forced sense of progressivism. It comes off as fake. It doesn't help that people are being banned for having any form of alternative opinion and that the mods are puffing their chests being all,"that's not progressive :smug" I like you Besada and Mumei, but fuck.
I said all I really had to say in that thread, which is, "It's a waste of time trying to convince people they aren't or are offended."  I have no idea why anyone bothers.  You're never going to successfully convince someone who is upset that they aren't upset, which is what all those threads come down to.  Different people are upset by different things.  I'm not so sure why that's hard to understand for some people.

If I misgendered you, you would be upset.  But the vast majority of the rest of the thread wouldn't mind, and would attempt to explain to you why you shouldn't be upset.  This is the nature of virtually every contentious thread on GAF, people yelling at other people and demanding they not feel what they feel.  People trying to use logic to argue people out of hurt feelings.  Giant waste of everyone's time.  And virtually every poster on GAF is guilty of this at one point or another.  Everyone's unflappable until it's their ox that gets gored.

That's the same contention I made on the last page. I just don't see the point. :lol yet they keep going and going.
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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Incorrect— she's a flaming homosexual boy. Ask Time Dog, he's teh gay.
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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Incorrect— she's a flaming homosexual boy. Ask Time Dog, he's teh gay.

wrong - he's too stupid to be a homosexual. Ask Besada, he's re-ta-did

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Thanks, Squiddy. :beli

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Check your tbh privilege pickles!

How many times are you gonna make this same shitty joke?
At least 10 more times. They were on clearance.
 :yeshrug

You certainly gave this away on clearance. :hitler
If I knew you were willing to pay I might've reconsidered
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Kara

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That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

But to a greater or lesser degree than she is on Stormfront?

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Thecoli is not a troll forum?  :mindblown

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We don't talk about CPT in front of white people, Stalker.

I'll never forget when I was in college, getting ready to study for my computer science final with a few kids from the class. One of the guys (black guy) was running a few minutes late and then apologized to me for "running on CPT". And now me I never heard that term before being a white kid from a HS that had a whopping 1 black person in their graduating class, innocently and cac-ly enough asks "what is CPT?" and he explains it to me and I just didn't know what to say to that :P
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I don't know what the hell the Ralph Report is, but him reminding me that Lore likely sexually assaulted some girl in Spain, leaked nude photos of another girl, and is a stunted douche who cant handle any criticism is reason enough for me to  :clap

http://imgur.com/a/eBPYm

edit: http://theralphretort.com/neogaf-owner-implicated-revenge-porn-leak/

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After much thought I thought about who could be a hero, conventional or not, who could match Beowulf. Immediately TuPac came to mind. He had strong Christian values, fought for the people he represented, and ultimately died because of of his own failings.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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that thug white ppl thread is p hilarious
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lol, this Ralph guy is hilariously angry.  Dude's little crusade probably won't do shit.

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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

So which banned user are you?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135229483&postcount=172

Yeah, I never posted these when I got them. But this one is from a woman, which I have to admit I never received.
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Kara

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canonically 12 years old

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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

So which banned user are you?

EVERYONE.gif :-*

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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

So which banned user are you?

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Shut up.

damn that dude really went in on the bronies
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that thug white ppl thread is p hilarious
DreamDrop is to racial issues as Lime is to feminism.

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I hope Stet makes his way here.
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Devo in that post... :dead I don't think the dude really knows what she was going for.

That's because devo is a flaming distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

So which banned user are you?

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Shut up.

No. :-*

Can't believe Stet got banned for that. I thought Evilore declared open season on furries. They deserve a lot more persecution than they get.

He reversed that recently.

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Can't believe Stet got banned for that. I thought Evilore declared open season on furries. They deserve a lot more persecution than they get.

I think you might actually want to be a furry.