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:lol

to be fair that dude looks gay as hell. But then again so does Cheebs and he is married to a chick plus has a master's degree. Can't judge a book by it's cover.

Are homosexuals notorious for lacking post-graduate degrees?

Take My Breh Away

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Xbone and PS4 Stanleys at war over a font and Insomniac making fun of Sony on twitter over it. Modbot comes in for a mercy killing at the end.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916504


Rahxephon91

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He looks gay? He just looks like an arty white dude I see around Chicago all the time.  He looks a bit too much like a skinny little kid, but that dosen't make him look gay.

That was an ice cold reply though.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2014, 06:23:43 PM by Rahxephon91 »

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nicca looks ghey but fuck that is pure ether goddam :lawd
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They look great together, but yeesh— just thinking about all the desperate people getting motivated by this.

PYP thread...

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Broseidon

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Guy doesnt look homo at all.
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Kara

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Shaka Khan

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Guy doesnt look homo at all.

Of course he does. Flip to page 435 in the manual, he has "nice hair" and "bold eyebrows"!
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Dennis

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Horse Detective doesn't look 'gay' whatever that is supposed to mean.

He is just better looking than most gaffers so they get salty and shit. Looks like a solid above average 7 out of 10 to me and that is apparently more than some people can handle.

Broseidon

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Guy doesnt look homo at all.

Of course he does. Flip to page 435 in the manual, he has "nice hair" and "bold eyebrows"!

I have bold eyebrows but shit hair. What does that make me?  :-\
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Shaka Khan

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Page 618, a "furry."
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Tribal

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Xbone and PS4 Stanleys at war over a font and Insomniac making fun of Sony on twitter over it. Modbot comes in for a mercy killing at the end.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916504

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They don't want to annoy Microsoft. Fuckin Tyler won't get his OT cash

Kara

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Of course he does. Flip to page 435 in the manual, he has "nice hair" and "bold eyebrows"!

WTF there's a manual?! No wonder my entire life has been :ufup.

you guys just don't 'get' the legend of korra. it's supposed to suck. it's the first true post-gamergate game.

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Page 618, a "furry."

I was gonna go with Page 81, a "bisexual" but that works I guess. :larry

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Those Legend Of Korra threads are something else. So much damage control going on right now. I said the game looked real shitty the other day and a bunch of fanboys immediately jumped down my throat. Now they are busy trying to explain away the 3/10s and 4/10s it's getting from reviewers  :lol

had some user ask me if i even liked games b/c i was shitting on the evil within relentlessly and said something negative about korra  :heh

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135339955&postcount=302

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Originally Posted by ShockingAlberto

3-ish hours for a straight run through.
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Hmm, and I assume the replay value is high?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135339955&postcount=302

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Originally Posted by ShockingAlberto

3-ish hours for a straight run through.
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Hmm, and I assume the replay value is high?

 :-\

There's still hope!!!!

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916693

 :beli

come on, now you're just making it too easy

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135339955&postcount=302

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Originally Posted by ShockingAlberto

3-ish hours for a straight run through.
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Hmm, and I assume the replay value is high?

 :-\

There's still hope!!!!
It's just a little short. It's still good! It's still good!
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StealthFan

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Kara

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Wait, Legend of Korra is a Platinum joint?

Platinum is making shitty anime license games now? I closely followed the creative arc of Treasure Co. Ltd. too.

whens their sin & punishment 2 moment  :rejoice


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Hate reading community threads that you've left is an indicator of :umad.

Mr. Nobody

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Hate reading community threads that you've left is an indicator of :umad.

341 pages and counting  :gurl

StealthFan

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ignore angelus' tap dancing ass. He lost irl.
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Mr. Nobody

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ignore angelus' tap dancing ass. He lost irl.

Was what you said true though? That's kind of wild if so  :heh

StealthFan

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ignore angelus' tap dancing ass. He lost irl.

Was what you said true though? That's kind of wild if so  :heh
Wait what did I say again? I can't access that shit. Also that nicca stay mad still talking about that shit.
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Mr. Nobody

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ignore angelus' tap dancing ass. He lost irl.

Was what you said true though? That's kind of wild if so  :heh
Wait what did I say again? I can't access that shit. Also that nicca stay mad still talking about that shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133056806&postcount=15073

"Look at you acting militant despite having mixed women in his avatar. GTFO with that bullshit, you back of the bus ass fuckboy. You're fucking whack, your posts are whack and you don't share the same pigment as anyone in this thread. You're a honkey with a fucking tan. I am mixed and identify as white and I'm blacker than your sorry ass.

Go ahead and quote this and say some stupid shit."

i just think it's funny they forever think you have an alt :dead

They couldn't even think of a title for the new OT so I'm sure thought process has slowed to a crawl. Screened registrations but people got alts handy  :snoop
« Last Edit: October 21, 2014, 10:19:37 PM by Mr. Nobody »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133056806&postcount=15073

"Look at you acting militant despite having mixed women in his avatar. GTFO with that bullshit, you back of the bus ass fuckboy. You're fucking whack, your posts are whack and you don't share the same pigment as anyone in this thread. You're a honkey with a fucking tan. I am mixed and identify as white and I'm blacker than your sorry ass.

Go ahead and quote this and say some stupid shit."
get that ninja stealthfan

ZephyrFate

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Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

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Wait, so there is a discernable difference?

Vertigo

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MCU fanboys are currently the worst sub group on gaf and when you think that gaf houses popgaf,console fanboys of various stripes and furry gaf that's quite an 'achievement'.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916351


Tribal

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Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

Liberace looks gay

benjipwns

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MCU fanboys are currently the worst sub group on gaf and when you think that gaf houses popgaf,console fanboys of various stripes and furry gaf that's quite an 'achievement'.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916351
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And this right here, why did they just announced this many movies? it is obvious to anyone paying attention that the only reason they even greenlight this many movies was because Marvel success with their own experiment, but the reason Marvel has succeeded is not because their movies are linked in the same continuity is because for the most part they have been good movies, and Marvel actually has a plan or where they are going with this.

Does Warner Bros. even have a plan on what their going to do? Man of Steel was supposed to introduce this thing, yet they waste Zod on the first film and don't even bother to set up Lex Luthor or really anything about this universe.

Seriously I get the feeling Warner Bros. is merely hoping that these movies will do on the basis that Superhero movies are cool now, but what contingency plan do they have? what if Batman vs Superman tanks? what if it is shit like Man of Steel, making people not eager to see 'Suicide Squad', what if Wonder Woman is also shit and tanks, do they just keep pumping movie in this pit until Green Lantern comes out hoping something becomes a hit? or do they cancel the entire thing and become an embarrassment to the industry for having announce so many movies and not being able to deliver.
Warner Bros. is totally going to lose all their cred if they bomb any of these movies or announce ones then cancel them. Something Disney has managed to avoid consistently throughout their history.

I like how people in that thread are trying to project figures for movies that aren't out and discount ones that are because the "Nolan films had hype from the start." (except Begins) Like Batman movies haven't made a shitload of money twice, nobody's going to care that Nolan isn't doing any Batman movie.

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-Suicide Squad will bomb (and rightfully so. No HQ seriously?)
-Wonder Woman, because it's not far away from the release of Batman/Superman. It seems rushed, I doubt it will get a worthy budget/talented director/writer.
- Justice League will do well. No avengers money though.
-We will not get a Flash film because Suicide Squad and WW failed, and JL didn't do as much as WB thought it would do.
-Aquaman, won't happen.
-Shazam might actually do decent.
- Justice League part two, will only happen with lowered expectations on part of WB. Meaning a lesser budget, if at all.
-Cyborg, I hope to god this doesn't happen, thank god it actually won't ..because it'd be the stupidest fucking idea ever.
-GL will be Hal Jordan again because WB doesn't want a black GL, it's why they want to wait this long. But WB won't get this far. They'll give up on everything post Justice League after WW fails.
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« Last Edit: October 22, 2014, 07:01:17 AM by benjipwns »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135351664&postcount=212
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I'm going to put this out there before the movie comes out,

If it beats avengers, BVS = financially successful.

Else, BVS = FLOP.

The war is real.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135394999&postcount=259
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BvS will make bank with mediocre reviews (60~ on Metacritic I imagine) and then JL is where it starts to fall apart. I just don't see DC pulling off most of these characters considering how many times they have failed with Superman alone.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135396556&postcount=260
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Personally, I'm expecting the entire superhero movie bubble to have burst by the time Batman vs Superman comes out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135332152&postcount=167
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Aquaman - Needs to be released before JLA if we're being honest, if only because they need to get people used to the idea of Aquaman being Khal Drogo. Aquaman could be a giant success off of the back of the actor playing him alone.
:derp

I never trudged into the "Sales-Age" for movies threads before, where do I find the people who say the fight scenes in Man of Steel couldn't have cost more than $10 million tops and they could have recorded the sound effects in their bedroom?
« Last Edit: October 22, 2014, 07:27:17 AM by benjipwns »

headwalk

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You can't talk shit about exclusives on GAF.

the reason evo can't fix the driveclub bug which nukes its entire online infrastructure is because it's an act of divine interdiction by a karmic god who can't believe just how far posters will go to shill the single most uninteresting game ever made.

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You can't talk shit about exclusives on GAF.

the reason evo can't fix the driveclub bug which nukes its entire online infrastructure is because it's an act of divine interdiction by a karmic god who can't believe just how far posters will go to shill the single most uninteresting game ever made.

They're defending the utter lack of communication from Sony/EVO on the whole matter and suggesting PS+ subscribers who wanted to try it out just buy the whole thing.  It's so far removed from anti-consumer that I almost believe they're all on the payroll.  Another developer gets away with selling a completely broken game, and the defense is "Well you got your other PS+ games," instead of seeing it as anti-consumer as they should and realizing that PS+ subscribers weren't given something they were told they would be given. 

It's beyond perplexing.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

Shut the fuck up



This dude is gay.
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Damian79

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Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

There are 2 kinds of homosexuals, ones that act normal and ones that act flamboyant.  It is easy to pick out the flamboyant ones.

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so the "normal ones" could be anywhere?


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Why the fuck would I buy Driveclub? I won't even rent it until the servers are fixed. Even when they are the online community will already be dead. Shit was DOA, and it's sad.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Why the fuck would I buy Driveclub? I won't even rent it until the servers are fixed. Even when they are the online community will already be dead. Shit was DOA, and it's sad.

I see they must have borrowed the BF4 market concept.

 :kobeyuck
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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.

Oh yeah, I love me some BF4 but that first few months was struggle. BF has the benefit of already having a large fanbase that is somewhat use to getting fucked over the first few weeks of release.

BF Bad Company 3 please, c'mon dice.
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StealthFan

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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.

Oh yeah, I love me some BF4 but that first few months was struggle. BF has the benefit of already having a large fanbase that is somewhat use to getting fucked over the first few weeks of release.

BF Bad Company 3 please, c'mon dice.
Yeah I heard AWFUL things about BF4's launch. Thankfully I didn't fuck with it until this June. BC2 owned but I think Dice is done with that shit :tocry

I'd take a new BC over fucking Hardline. Hardline will be the only BF I don't purchase besides original BC and 1943. I even bought MC for 360.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.

Oh yeah, I love me some BF4 but that first few months was struggle. BF has the benefit of already having a large fanbase that is somewhat use to getting fucked over the first few weeks of release.

BF Bad Company 3 please, c'mon dice.
Yeah I heard AWFUL things about BF4's launch. Thankfully I didn't fuck with it until this June. BC2 owned but I think Dice is done with that shit :tocry

I'd take a new BC over fucking Hardline. Hardline will be the only BF I don't purchase besides original BC and 1943. I even bought MC for 360.

1943 was your loss bro, great game for 15 bucks.

I would love them to go back to WW2 personally. I think it's time.
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StealthFan

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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.

Oh yeah, I love me some BF4 but that first few months was struggle. BF has the benefit of already having a large fanbase that is somewhat use to getting fucked over the first few weeks of release.

BF Bad Company 3 please, c'mon dice.
Yeah I heard AWFUL things about BF4's launch. Thankfully I didn't fuck with it until this June. BC2 owned but I think Dice is done with that shit :tocry

I'd take a new BC over fucking Hardline. Hardline will be the only BF I don't purchase besides original BC and 1943. I even bought MC for 360.

1943 was your loss bro, great game for 15 bucks.

I would love them to go back to WW2 personally. I think it's time.
I didn't have a console when 1943 released and by the time I got around to it the community was pretty much dead :( Shit seemed tight.

I'd like to see some WWII shit for sure. I'd like to shoot some germans with a thompson in that crisp frostbite engine.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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BF4 is widely played tho breh. I think the PS4 version is actually the highest play count too. The difference is BF4 is a dope ass game when it works, while Driveclub is mediocre even at best.

Oh yeah, I love me some BF4 but that first few months was struggle. BF has the benefit of already having a large fanbase that is somewhat use to getting fucked over the first few weeks of release.

BF Bad Company 3 please, c'mon dice.
Yeah I heard AWFUL things about BF4's launch. Thankfully I didn't fuck with it until this June. BC2 owned but I think Dice is done with that shit :tocry

I'd take a new BC over fucking Hardline. Hardline will be the only BF I don't purchase besides original BC and 1943. I even bought MC for 360.

1943 was your loss bro, great game for 15 bucks.

I would love them to go back to WW2 personally. I think it's time.
I didn't have a console when 1943 released and by the time I got around to it the community was pretty much dead :( Shit seemed tight.

I'd like to see some WWII shit for sure. I'd like to shoot some germans with a thompson in that crisp frostbite engine.

With this gen 32 v 32 or even 64 v 64 is possible. Could you imagine 5 Panzers taking on 5 T34's while stukas fly overhead?

: :dayum
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thisismyusername

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1943 was amazing. BC1 kinda less so. BC1 had too much "slot machine" damage modeling for my taste.

1943 got me playing BC2, though. Which was a classic. Too bad the console versions died out and the PC version has hardcore 1000+ hours players left. :'( That and having to reunlock everything. Ugh.

Am_I_Anonymous

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1943 was amazing. BC1 kinda less so. BC1 had too much "slot machine" damage modeling for my taste.

1943 got me playing BC2, though. Which was a classic. Too bad the console versions died out and the PC version has hardcore 1000+ hours players left. :'( That and having to reunlock everything. Ugh.

Any growth in player base on the 360 since they put it out for games for gold?
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StealthFan

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Battlefront and BF5 better be tight goddamit. Who the fuck am I kidding I'll play them anyways. When the fuck is the final BF4 pac releasing. I want those mechs.
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Battlefront and BF5 better be tight goddamit. Who the fuck am I kidding I'll play them anyways.

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thisismyusername

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1943 was amazing. BC1 kinda less so. BC1 had too much "slot machine" damage modeling for my taste.

1943 got me playing BC2, though. Which was a classic. Too bad the console versions died out and the PC version has hardcore 1000+ hours players left. :'( That and having to reunlock everything. Ugh.

Any growth in player base on the 360 since they put it out for games for gold?

Not as far as I'm aware.

@Stealth: Titans aren't in Final Stand. They're place holder images or something. They aren't in CTE outside of the "hanger" map.

Take My Breh Away

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Why the fuck would I buy Driveclub? I won't even rent it until the servers are fixed. Even when they are the online community will already be dead. Shit was DOA, and it's sad.

"No you see it's software as a service and it's going to get monthly updates, please understand."

I bet they will still be at it even when Evolution gets shut down as part of Kaz Hiari's latest "cost cutting measures". Sad, because Motorstorm was decent.


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I'm proud of my fellow hetrosexual males standing up, uniting and taking our slurs back. They might take our guns, but they can never take away our right to insult minorities.

We need to expand the use of gay as a pejorative. We need to start saying things like: "This quiche tastes gay." "This silk shirt feels gay." "This bubble bath smells gay."