1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[king of the internet]

Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

Shut the fuck up

(Image removed from quote.)

This dude is gay.

More like asexual. Dude probably had his genitals chemically desolved.

[thisismyusername]

"This bubble bath smells gay."

Ya'll just don't know the beauty of a good bubble bath. :'(

[StealthFan]

1943 was amazing. BC1 kinda less so. BC1 had too much "slot machine" damage modeling for my taste.

1943 got me playing BC2, though. Which was a classic. Too bad the console versions died out and the PC version has hardcore 1000+ hours players left. :'( That and having to reunlock everything. Ugh.

Any growth in player base on the 360 since they put it out for games for gold?

Not as far as I'm aware.

@Stealth: Titans aren't in Final Stand. They're place holder images or something. They aren't in CTE outside of the "hanger" map.

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10573637/

[Kara]

Ya'll just don't know the beauty of a good bubble bath. :'(

I do.

[Rufus]

It's been more than ten years since I've done that. These days I'd probably fall asleep in the tub.

[king of the internet]

I don't use bubbles, but a hot bath is fantastic for getting yourself nice and relaxed before bed. I haven't done it lately because California is in a severe drought, and I need to do my part.

Bath water gets tepid too fast. All about those borderline scalding-hot showers. Purify the body. 

[Shaka Khan]

Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

There are 2 kinds of homosexuals, ones that act normal and ones that act flamboyant.  It is easy to pick out the flamboyant ones.

Tell me more about this "normal."

[WanderingWind]

My spirit animal is now this; the naked mole rat.

[Rufus]

They don't age or get cancer, could be worse.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd say the normal gays are those with just the gay glaze. You can tell they're gay but it's clear the only difference between you is the dampness of their eyes, like dew on the morning grass. Then you have the shiners, whose entire bodies seem to glow like the sun. If Shaka walked into my room I'd certainly be blinded like Paul on the road to Damascus. They are clearly the master race. Horse Detective is certainly the latter type. His brightness has seared all the hair from his body. His real name is probably Sabastian.

[Himu]

LORD

[dmj]

Why the fuck would I buy Driveclub? I won't even rent it until the servers are fixed. Even when they are the online community will already be dead. Shit was DOA, and it's sad.

"No you see it's software as a service and it's going to get monthly updates, please understand."

I bet they will still be at it even when Evolution gets shut down as part of Kaz Hiari's latest "cost cutting measures". Sad, because Motorstorm was decent.

I'm so confused at how Evo delayed the game a year and still the launch was botched beyond all recognition.

[thisismyusername]

His real name is probably Sabastian.

Please tell me more about these super-gay glaze names.

[Shaka Khan]

I'd say the normal gays are those with just the gay glaze. You can tell they're gay but it's clear the only difference between you is the dampness of their eyes, like dew on the morning grass. Then you have the shiners, whose entire bodies seem to glow like the sun. If Shaka walked into my room I'd certainly be blinded like Paul on the road to Damascus. They are clearly the master race. Horse Detective is certainly the latter type. His brightness has seared all the hair from his body. His real name is probably Sabastian.

[thisismyusername]

His real name is probably Sabastian.

Please tell me more about these super-gay glaze names.

People who call themselves "Daniel" instead of Dan.

What is "Danny?"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Irish

I'd rather have Nas breh.

[Shaka Khan]

Horse's real name is (Li'l) Sebastian. I see you, PD.

[Mr. Nobody]

I'd say the normal gays are those with just the gay glaze. You can tell they're gay but it's clear the only difference between you is the dampness of their eyes, like dew on the morning grass. Then you have the shiners, whose entire bodies seem to glow like the sun. If Shaka walked into my room I'd certainly be blinded like Paul on the road to Damascus. They are clearly the master race. Horse Detective is certainly the latter type. His brightness has seared all the hair from his body. His real name is probably Sabastian.

[WanderingWind]

Danny Boy is the song for cacs when we want to remember when the Irish were treated as shitty as black people are today. "We understand your struggle, brothas and sistas. Those pipes are calling for all of us." 

[thisismyusername]

Irish

Even Ginger?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Danny Boy is a cac classic

[ToxicAdam]

Travelled to Ireland this past April and had to roll my eyes everytime someone requested that song at a pub. Quit embarrassing me, fellow tourists.

The most surprising thing was just how popular American country music is over there. You'd go into a record store and more than half of it was country. Mostly classic stuff, so at least they had some taste.

[thisismyusername]

that Valnen guy signed up for the bore saw it on the front page

[StealthFan]

i was about to post that..

[Am_I_Anonymous]

A Dennis tier shitposter

 

[ZephyrFate]

Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

Shut the fuck up

(Image removed from quote.)

This dude is gay.

I too love determining what a culture looks like based on one of its members. You're a fucking idiot

[StealthFan]

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135351664&postcount=212

I'm going to put this out there before the movie comes out,

If it beats avengers, BVS = financially successful.

Else, BVS = FLOP.

The war is real.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135394999&postcount=259

BvS will make bank with mediocre reviews (60~ on Metacritic I imagine) and then JL is where it starts to fall apart. I just don't see DC pulling off most of these characters considering how many times they have failed with Superman alone.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135396556&postcount=260

Personally, I'm expecting the entire superhero movie bubble to have burst by the time Batman vs Superman comes out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135332152&postcount=167

Aquaman - Needs to be released before JLA if we're being honest, if only because they need to get people used to the idea of Aquaman being Khal Drogo. Aquaman could be a giant success off of the back of the actor playing him alone.

I never trudged into the "Sales-Age" for movies threads before, where do I find the people who say the fight scenes in Man of Steel couldn't have cost more than $10 million tops and they could have recorded the sound effects in their bedroom?

Its not just mcu gaf, its all of comic movie gaf. That period where it was avengers vs tdkr was the precursor to all of this bullshit.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Anyone who says <x> person "looks gay" doesn't know actual homosexuals or what they look like. Shut the fuck up.

You're one to talk, PD.

Shut the fuck up

(Image removed from quote.)

This dude is gay.

I too love determining what a culture looks like based on one of its members. You're a fucking idiot

Demi said to be nice. So I'm going to give it a whirl.

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

something something sexuality and gender are social constructs, something something

[demi]

I asked you to stop being so aggressive to posts that arent at all. If Zephyr calls you a fucking idiot, call him a fucking idiot back

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I asked you to stop being so aggressive to posts that arent at all. If Zephyr calls you a fucking idiot, call him a fucking idiot back

Somehow I got a feeling that would be like trying to pump air into a flat tire.

You can't recognize a gay man

Here's a gay man

Fuck you idiot
------------------------------
Not worth the time.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

I just look for niccas that out dress me. Black men like to dress well, if you're out dressing me you probably enjoy the penis.

[Brehvolution]

The original argument was stupid to begin with. Guy takes a pick with his girlfriend. Someone says he looks like he's gay when he obviously isn't.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The original argument was stupid to begin with. Guy takes a pick with his girlfriend. Someone says he looks like he's gay when he obviously isn't.

Some dudes get jelly over better looking guys. GAF is full of that type of snipey dipshits.

Didn't somebody find a picture of the dude who said that and he was straight fugly?

[ToxicAdam]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

(Image removed from quote.)

If Bosh hasn't banged a bro he has DEFINITELY thought long and hard (literally) about it.

[StealthFan]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

(Image removed from quote.)

[Shaka Khan]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

(Image removed from quote.)

...

Gay.

[Shadow Mod]

Wait till the bore finds out about those bisexual weirdos.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Say you can't tell a man is gay by his looks. Talk about gaydar brehs.

(Image removed from quote.)

[Brehvolution]

It's fitting they dump budweiser on themselves to celebrate since that shit isn't worth drinking.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's fitting they dump budweiser on themselves to celebrate since that shit isn't worth drinking. (Image removed from quote.)

I like budweiser

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's fitting they dump budweiser on themselves to celebrate since that shit isn't worth drinking. (Image removed from quote.)

I like budweiser

Bud's fine. But it's not beer.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135436630&postcount=32


 

[StealthFan]

It's fitting they dump budweiser on themselves to celebrate since that shit isn't worth drinking. (Image removed from quote.)

I like budweiser

Bud's fine. But it's not beer.

[sarslip]

hard (literally)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

hard (literally)

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[ZephyrFate]

Wait till the bore finds out about those bisexual weirdos.

Bi... Sexual? Did you mean to write bicycle?

[Shadow Mod]

Bud et al are great for sustaining your level of drunkeness for cheap or pounding back beers in order to get a buzz on before a night out.

[sarslip]

bud

[Yulwei]

Wait till the bore finds out about those bisexual weirdos.

(Image removed from quote.)

god damn mariah was such a qtpie

[Mr. Gundam]

(Image removed from quote.)

bud (Image removed from quote.)

Are you showing off the keg of gose you bought for your home tap?

Yeah, that's not a pretentious response or anything. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love gose.

[close]

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=917212

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=917212

Oh my god.

Welp, good thing they didn't give that demo out, yeah? Everyone that didn't buy that turd is safe.

[Steve Contra]

Good thing no one bought the game. 

[Broseidon]

Danny Boy is a cac classic

All my life my mum sings this to wind me up

[SpeedStats]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135477574&postcount=697
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135478867&postcount=706

 

Complete dullard.