1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

I was a mormon boy scout and each camp out could've easily been called "Guess who will do a stripper dance in their underwear this time?"

[Atramental]

That reminds me of the time I went on a small picnic/retreat thing with the society I was in & our sister society (BJU's version of a frat/sorority) and one of the fugly spergy looking dudes grabbed a good handful of some other dude's ass.

It was weird bruhs. 

edit: More weird stuff happened on the trip but I try to suppress it because GODDAMN. Fuck those sheltered/sexually repressed people. seriously.

I need another drink.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10617088/

[Phoenix Dark]

looks like a classic thread...but I'm going to bed. fuck it

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10617411/

I'm 5'5

[Himu]

Lots of disgusted, overly threatened men in that thread.

Good.

They furious.

[bluemax]

miyamoto weaves a world as credible, full and rich as any work by tolkien, tolstoy, henry james or chekhov

but he does it in a way i don't have to read which is why i suck his dick at every available opportunity

He's at least better than that fat fuck George RR Martin.

so many people i knew that were in boy scouts were gay

Its weird, I was in Boy Scouts, went to summer camp like 3 times and I really don't recall encountering a lot of homo eroticism. I mostly encountered douche bags from richer places, apathetic leaders (or leaders whose only method of leadership was lecturing) and the occasional pyro. I even had the misfortune of being a Mormon Boy Scout.

hurr we got a badass over here

I'm not sticking up for the Boy Scouts. I was just saying my experience was pretty lame. The evidence is pretty overwhelming that it's a really fucked up organization and the Mormons have twisted it to their own purposes pretty heavily

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10621422/

real shit I hope you die tonight taco

rofl @ @ThugLife tryna simp on the low tho

no bullshit tho I would knock your fuckin grill loose don't come on here with that undercover taco shit tryna trick niccas into talkin to you lame ass gay ass boy fuck you

[Phoenix Dark]

I seriously doubt this is a real person tho. Probably a joke account given the forum's obsession with trans chicks.

[Himu]

Same. I doubt anyone who social transitioned at 6 would be on the fucking coli of all places, much less come out on the coli and be a-okay with it. Sounds like a troll account to me. But the reaction

[Mr. Nobody]

I seriously doubt this is a real person tho. Probably a joke account given the forum's obsession with trans chicks.

Definitely

[Cascade]

Are you gay if you...

You developed a fetish for transgender porn which escalated to having sex with a beautiful transgender women and enjoyed sucking their dick (a lot) however you did not receive?


Predictably, a Dax alt gets banned:

Yes, because trans women are men, right?

Go fuck off and die.

[Tribal]

Don't be mean to Dax. He's a man who voluntarily wears a skirt and legitimately believes he's a princess. Despite every mirror on the planet disagreeing with him.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2k8fq4/corniest_posts_from_the_entirely_white_bct/

[helios]

Are you gay if you...

You developed a fetish for transgender porn which escalated to having sex with a beautiful transgender women and enjoyed sucking their dick (a lot) however you did not receive?


Predictably, a Dax alt gets banned:

Yes, because trans women are men, right?

Go fuck off and die.

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[StealthFan]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2k8fq4/corniest_posts_from_the_entirely_white_bct/

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't be mean to Dax. He's a man who voluntarily wears a skirt and legitimately believes he's a princess. Despite every mirror on the planet disagreeing with him.

Fuck off.

Is Dax banned or something?

[Tribal]

Don't be mean to Dax. He's a man who voluntarily wears a skirt and legitimately believes he's a princess. Despite every mirror on the planet disagreeing with him.

Fuck off.

Is Dax banned or something?

nah, just his alt account.

[StealthFan]

...

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[Broseidon]

Are you gay if you...

You developed a fetish for transgender porn which escalated to having sex with a beautiful transgender women and enjoyed sucking their dick (a lot) however you did not receive?


Predictably, a Dax alt gets banned:

Yes, because trans women are men, right?

Go fuck off and die.

this thread would be perfect for some good opisafaggot.gif examples but nope

[octopushover]

that avatar makes me regret being associated with you in any way 

[StealthFan]

Blacks are sullied by the white devil!!!

**downloads 50 gigs of Ghetto Gaggers**

[Phoenix Dark]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

[/r/neofeg]

These neofag guys are so obsessed with trans posters and what they say and act like just for being trans, no idea why. Can't help but wonder why one would be so focused on such a small segment of the population. I'd wager it's like the coli, talk about transgender people being wrong and feggits x and y but those hard drive porn folder probably full of certain downloads

saving pictures of these posters to make them your avatars, some say hate is confused admiration

oh yes, the classic "this republican is a closet homo because he's an ardent opponent of cultural degeneracy!" argument.

lol nerds

[Broseidon]

cultural degeneracy!

muh degeneracy :mjlol

get back to /pol/, figgurt

[/r/neofeg]

we rail on neogaf for being a hive of pedophiles pretty frequently, too.

fighting the good fight!

[Tribal]

These neofag guys are so obsessed with trans posters and what they say and act like just for being trans, no idea why. Can't help but wonder why one would be so focused on such a small segment of the population. I'd wager it's like the coli, talk about transgender people being wrong and feggits x and y but those hard drive porn folder probably full of certain downloads

saving pictures of these posters to make them your avatars, some say hate is confused admiration

[/r/neofeg]

ty, ty

the sooner these people realize they're mentally ill and are being crippled by neogaf's f@ggot reinforcing clap-a-thon, the better.

[Tribal]

"ardent opponent of cultural degeneracy"

harasses trans posters on gaming forums and twitter, wow what a hero

Harasses. Lol. I bet you actually believe it is harrassment too. Giggle

[helios]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

I thought he was half-black

[CatsCatsCats]

 

God this thread can be shitty, go back to talking about Amy's soiled panties at least

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=918898

Carl guy...

beep boop

[/r/neofeg]

trigger warning!

btw, one of our loyal contributors at http://www.reddit.com/r/neofag dug this up: http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/69-the-nerd-sex/

for long i struggled trying to understand why so many of you nerds love homos so much, but this cleared up so much. really, the theory of everything.

 

[Kara]

I keep forgetting that string... I really do need to use "-" a lot more often.

I have to pick through a lot of generic terminology when researching for work. I was only kidding about the Sonic thing, but I'd say I use it in over half my searches in a day.

[Mr. Nobody]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

I need some confirmation on this 

[thisismyusername]

These neofag guys are so obsessed with trans posters and what they say and act like just for being trans, no idea why. Can't help but wonder why one would be so focused on such a small segment of the population. I'd wager it's like the coli, talk about transgender people being wrong and feggits x and y but those hard drive porn folder probably full of certain downloads

saving pictures of these posters to make them your avatars, some say hate is confused admiration

oh yes, the classic "this republican is a closet homo because he's an ardent opponent of cultural degeneracy!" argument.

lol nerds

So, you're saying there's a chance of me seeing you on TMZ someday with some bois peen in your mouth?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[StealthFan]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

I need some confirmation on this 

I doubt Angelus will ever provide it.

[Mr. Nobody]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

I need some confirmation on this 

I doubt Angelus will ever provide it.

It's probably for the best because I'll most likely act a fool and get banned again except it'll actually be me making the post shitting on him


The good lord keeping the devil at bay 

[Mr. Nobody]

"which fried chicken chain is the best, brehs?" check.

the chicken one is my favorite, by far. you can always count on it being the least common denominator. my guess is these nerds probably think they're being ironically self-aware and are thus immune to being clowned on. nope, still laughing at you.

Just like I said about the poster, it's really bad when neofeg has a point 

[parallax]

Hold on, Angelus isn't black?

im pretty sure they got that from here

[Rman]

Who runs Neofags? The Opa crew?

[octopushover]

Who runs Neofags? The Opa crew?

probably the same people who go to university classes in suits because they think it's all they look good in

[/r/neofeg]

no

[Shaka Khan]

I had no idea today was bring your doltish kid day on the bore.

Who runs Neofags? The Opa crew?

Just some noob fegs. It's in the name, breh.

[Himu]

Whoever thinks a trans woman is going to let some guy go down there has watched far too much porn. Most porn actresses aren't on T blockers.

[RowRow]

I don't think Dash is a Dax alt, she posts regularly in the trans thread and is generally more pleasant than Dax will ever be, she just got angered by that particular thread I figure.

[/r/neofeg]

such mental stability, that one 

[StealthFan]

yeah all those cheeseburgers be mentally ill

[Himu]

ty, ty

the sooner these people realize they're mentally ill and are being crippled by neogaf's f@ggot reinforcing clap-a-thon, the better.

TBH you're not doing yourself a favor by proving you're not mentally ill by acting like a shit stain.

[Shaka Khan]

acting like a shit stain.

People will stan for anything these days.

[Himu]

Mm hm. Tell it, sis.

[/r/neofeg]

if i were the shit stain you all make me out to be, i'd have screencapped that post you edited and put it on /r/neofag, himuro.

but that's not who i am. 

[Shaka Khan]

Are you using your shit bucket as a threat now?

[Himu]

Want me to paste the rest back? Here, I'll help you out, it's still in my clipboard:

"Whoever thinks a trans woman is going to let some guy go down there has watched far too much porn. Most porn actresses aren't on T blockers. Most porn actresses aren't on T blockers. If they're on T blockers, that kills their libido down there and makes it hard for them to get hot down there as well. That's bad for business. For me, it doesn't even move anymore. It's dead. More than that, its shrunk. It's like one inch. That doesn't happen. It won't likely won't ever happen unless she's a prostitute or a porn star."

Any other requests today? Besides, you know, some "shemale" porn?

[/r/neofeg]

no way was it intended as a threat. i was speaking honestly. the thought never even crossed my mind. 

i'm surprised how some of you view me, when i'm pretty jovial with you guys.

not that my heart is weeping.

[octopushover]

it's weird when someone has the bright idea to do something horrible and then stops themselves and says, "wow, i can't believe i didn't do that horrible thing i just came up with. i'm really growing up."

[/r/neofeg]

dipshit, i never had the idea. it was only after himuro said i was acting like a shit stain. then i thought, "what would a shit stain do?"

[I'm a Puppy!]

why are you even replying to neofeg? 

[StealthFan]

deepest bluest my hat is like a sharks fin

[Shaka Khan]

it's weird when someone has the bright idea to do something horrible and then stops themselves and says, "wow, i can't believe i didn't do that horrible thing i just came up with. i'm really growing up."

It's like when some dads self-congratulate themselves for not abandoning their motherless kids lol.