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Himu

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I'm so glad we are on first name basis, neofeg. Aren't you scared that this will make you come off as a cheeseburger sympathizer?
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StealthFan

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i saw a vid of sheena shaw sucking cheeseburger cock and i was like :larry :leon
reckt

/r/neofeg

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i better be more careful.  8)

but i've referred to you as himuro since i've been here. i must be pretty conspicuous.  :(

Phoenix Dark

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Whoever thinks a trans woman is going to let some guy go down there has watched far too much porn. Most porn actresses aren't on T blockers.

:tocry
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Himu

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If they considered you a "cheeseburger sympathizer", would they kick you out of their club?

Like this



Except it says no cheeseburgers AND NO cheeseburger LOVERS ALLOWED?
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/r/neofeg

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everyone is welcome at http://www.reddit.com/r/neofag  8)

Himu

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i better be more careful.  8)

but i've referred to you as himuro since i've been here. i must be pretty conspicuous.  :(

Okay. If you call me Himuro and not QoI, that tells me you know me. Just like everyone else who calls me Himu despite my name change. So, who were you on gaf? It's likely you're banned, right? Who are you? I want a username.
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jakefromstatefarm

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Berenstain Bears :lawd


top 10 Jews DOA

/r/neofeg

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i can't give that away.  :-[

i was on gaf years ago, and i remember you of course. i don't think we ever crossed paths there, however.

if you prefer, i'll call you qoi. almost like the fish.  8)

Himu

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I'm fine with whatever you call me. I just want your username.

Why you can't give it away, I don't know. But it seems odd that you're nice to me, but you're willing to call some chick mentally ill because she's trans on gaf. Why the preferential treatment? Who are you?
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Phoenix Dark

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Berenstain Bears :lawd


top 10 Jews DOA
:lawd

We had like 20 of the books and would always be surprised when we found a "new" one.
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/r/neofeg

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maybe if i get liquored up enough

Himu

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob
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Joe Molotov

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Spooky Old Tree was god-tier, back me up on this one, brehs. :lawd

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Himu

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Oops.

:uguu
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Spooky Old Tree was god-tier, back me up on this one, brehs. :lawd

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too much birthday is superior

Joe Molotov

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Spooky Old Tree was god-tier, back me up on this one, brehs. :lawd

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too much birthday is superior

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The 2nd game is Spin the Bottle to which the bottle lands on Sister to which Sister is too shy to kiss any of her friends that she kisses Brother instead and her friends tease her.

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Himu

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Berenstain Bears > Arthur >>>>>>>> Little Critter's

Come at me.

Spooky Old Tree was god-tier, back me up on this one, brehs. :lawd

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My favorite was:



Because that's the one where Sister Bear becomes a badass.

Also, Too Much Birthday, like Octopus said.

Wait, is this real?

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Kara

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob

The only Jewish surnames (pre-Israeli Hebraic adoptions, natch) are Cantor and Cohen.

Himu

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« Last Edit: October 25, 2014, 02:20:03 PM by Queen of Ice »
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RowRow

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Why do trans threads on GAF always end up getting locked?  Just let people talk all the shit they want, interesting discussions happen sometimes.

thisismyusername

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Why do trans threads on GAF always end up getting locked?  Just let people talk all the shit they want, interesting discussions happen sometimes.

Because nothing good comes out of them.

I do agree they should let people hang themselves in those threads before massive banwaves (having Dax get shot in the line of fire) though.  :-[

/r/neofeg

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(having Dax get shot in the line of fire) though.  :-[

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Phoenix Dark

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob

no lie, when I was a kid I just assumed they were black. Especially after that "new neighbors" one where some (obviously Chinese) pandas moved next to them. Everyone knows blacks and Chinese people don't get along, it all made sense.
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thisismyusername

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(having Dax get shot in the line of fire) though.  :-[

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Don't misunderstand, I'm not in your camp. But I'd love to see Dax gone for a few months. If only so the Outrage Olympics would leave.

jakefromstatefarm

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The only Jewish surnames (pre-Israeli Hebraic adoptions, natch) are Cantor and Cohen.
are we talking like, in comon use? and among the Ashkenazim?


no lie, when I was a kid I just assumed they were black. Especially after that "new neighbors" one where some (obviously Chinese) pandas moved next to them. Everyone knows blacks and Chinese people don't get along, it all made sense.
Xenophanes validated

Himu

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SOMEONE HELP ME FIND NASIR JONES

edit: AHAHAHAHAHA JAY-Z FANS DUMBER THAN GNAUZE FANS hahahaha

NAS FANS FINALLY WON :rejoice THANKS SCIENTISTS!!

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Phoenix Dark

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nope, I'm not breaking my Esch truce for that bullshit.
 :badass

#DSF fo life
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Himu

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BUT JAY-Z IS LOWER. ESCHHHHHHHHH I SEE YOU, BOY

:aah

What's this about a truce? This for #DSF? You going to ruin this moment for me?

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Quaker

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PopGAF gets annihilated by science, and two mods immediately go all-in:

Thread: "Smart people listen to Radiohead, dumb people listen to Beyonce."
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919027

Cyan: "Makes sense, just based on anecdotal evidence from GAF."

Y2Kev: "And Rihanna is listened to by swamp amoeba and protozoans. And you can take that to the microscope and check it."
The methodology is obviously garbage but that chart is still hilarious. Like, all that bottom 30%.

Lil Wayne. Raggaeton. Aerosmith. Garth Brooks. George Strait edging out Nas by a pubic hair.  :neogaf

Illinoise.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2014, 03:55:11 PM by Quaker »

Himu

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Jazz being so low makes me question the validity of that list.

But on the other hand:



:bow That's my nicca SOOFYAN
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Himu

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Lil Wayne. Raggaeton. Aerosmith. Garth Brooks. George Strait edging out Nas by a pubic hair:neogaf


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parallax

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob

no lie, when I was a kid I just assumed they were black. Especially after that "new neighbors" one where some (obviously Chinese) pandas moved next to them. Everyone knows blacks and Chinese people don't get along, it all made sense.

that was supposedly koreans

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135871339&postcount=49

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The GAF community (we are up to OT8, I don't see any other games doing that)

:neogaf

Mr. Nobody

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Berenstein Bears

I still have those books and plan to pass them down to my children if they hold up.

Kara

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are we talking like, in comon use? and among the Ashkenazim?

It's a patronymic naming culture (check out a ketubah next time you're at a Jewish wedding, it probably uses this naming convention still) that lost that convention in civic spaces over time.

Surnames are a product of voluntary (if one counts voluntarily hiding their identity as being voluntary) and coerced assimilation during diaspora. Germanic and Slavic surnames are "common" in Jews (I think Miller is the third most popular "Jewish" surname in the U.S. :dead) because of a decree issued in the Austro-Hungarian Empire in the late 18th century and because the Commonwealth was a European rarity in that you could actually be Jewish and not murdered on a whim while living there.

Cohen (plus variants) and cantor are Jewish trades. Logically speaking it follows that one would not adopt a trade-based surname of that nature if one was not Jewish at the time.

People say some of the old tribes used as surnames count as Jewish ones too (e.g. Levy, Israel) but cacs love to be fucking biblical so I don't really buy that.

e: Some additional research tells me there's a suite of religious occupation names in addition to Cohen and Cantor, so I guess those count too under my line of reasoning. I ain't heard of half of these doe.
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Stoney Mason

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob

I never made the connection myself I guess until now although honestly, haven't thought about those books since I was like 10.

It also probably helps that growing up black I didn't even know what "Jewish" was until high school. To steal from chris rock, I never really separated white people into their ethic backgrounds as a kid. They were all just white people to me.

I was actually slightly amused/puzzled later when I found out how much traditional bigots were anti-semitic against jews. I couldn't figure it out for the longest time.

Himu

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Wow. I never realized Berenstein is a Jewish name until now. :rofl Berenstein Bears for top 5 Jewish folk DOA.

Berenstein Bears > Jacob

I never made the connection myself I guess until now although honestly, haven't thought about those books since I was like 10.

It also probably helps that growing up black I didn't even know what "Jewish" was until high school. To steal from chris rock, I never really separated white people into their ethic backgrounds as a kid. They were all just white people to me.

I was actually slightly amused/puzzled later when I found out how much traditional bigots were anti-semitic against jews. I couldn't figure it out for the longest time.

Same.
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jakefromstatefarm

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(e.g. Levy)
no joke, this is along the lines of what I was thinking

I guess it depends on how you define a "Jewish Surname." You see appropriation in the surnames of Sephardic Jewry, especially in the Iberian Peninsula (thanks, Alhambra Decree ::)), but generally their roots stay decidedly Semitic in origin. There's some academic literature on this subject I've been able to glean over the past 20 minutes but my uni library doesn't have it  :'(.

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e: Some additional research tells me there's a suite of religious occupation names in addition to Cohen and Cantor, so I guess those count too under my line of reasoning. I ain't heard of half of these doe.
I mean, the Levite Kohanim, as a priest class, fit the description of "occupation names." Not that cacs claiming Levy in 2014 can in any way prove their ancestors were shining in the Kodesh Hakohdashim.
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Kara

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jakefromstatefarm

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The entire jawn was still solely owned by the Habsburgs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Hungarian_Compromise_of_1867

parallax

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I never made the connection myself I guess until now although honestly, haven't thought about those books since I was like 10.

It also probably helps that growing up black I didn't even know what "Jewish" was until high school. To steal from chris rock, I never really separated white people into their ethic backgrounds as a kid. They were all just white people to me.

I was actually slightly amused/puzzled later when I found out how much traditional bigots were anti-semitic against jews. I couldn't figure it out for the longest time.

Same.

one of the interesting things about magnet schools. i was introduced to a lot of cultures from early on. and kids are kids and get along great. parents, not so much. an egyptian friend of mine would get picked up from school by his dad all the time, and dude just seemed legit pissed. dont know who at, but he was awkward as all hell to be around. first time i was called out of my name too. my granny was pissed when i told her about it casually without knowing what it meant. she raised hell on campus

Kara

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Rufus

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I love how "Classical" sits just below 1000 while "Beethoven" is the sole outlier above 1300. All this tells me is that people with high SAT scores like to look smart. I wonder if some of them picked Betthoven because he's one of, if not the most well know classical composer.

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Yulwei

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What the fuck is the point of having an ignore option if you can still see the stub of the ignored idiot's post?

it bothers me to see ComputerMKII's posting stub when I enter a thread


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gb2neofag you babby
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Yulwei

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gb2whatever kpop group you are currently obsessed with you fucking loser

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obsessed with? more like blessed with, OOHYO da god, breh.

am I on your ignore list too now, lol. stay mad over message board posts  :neogaf
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Yulwei

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nah ComputerMKII is the only person I've ever ignored on a message board. He is a special kind of autistic and I don't got time for that shit

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I have no idea who that even is, must not be that bad. just call him a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch and do it movin'!
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Mr. Nobody

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I have no idea who that even is, must not be that bad. just call him a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch and do it movin'!

I can't help but read this in either Too Short or E-40's voice  :heh

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I have no idea who that even is, must not be that bad. just call him a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch and do it movin'!

I can't help but read this in either Too Short or E-40's voice  :heh
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Kara

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obsessed with? more like blessed with, OOHYO da god, breh.

:dead

Am_I_Anonymous

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This place gets a big creepy on saturdays. Popgaf...nooooooooo

anywho off to go drinking with the boys, anybody who wants to have a slapfight should be online about 2am est.
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I'll be waiting, bitch!!  :ufup
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YMMV

Phoenix Dark

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I got in trouble for laughing while my brother read this to my mom
:heh

might be my favorite on the list.
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