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I got in trouble for laughing while my brother read this to my mom
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might be my favorite on the list.

trigger warning that shit god damn

Kara

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It's kinda surreal seeing all this childhood book nostalgia outchea. I take it this is what normal is supposed to be like.

Rufus

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I was never read to. Or otherwise encouraged to do anything but go to school on time. :yeshrug

Broseidon

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It's BerenstAin :beli
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StealthFan

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It's BerenstAin :beli
yes goyim ignore the subtext and continue expending scheckels for the childlings
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Kara

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New Israeli Shekels, thank you.

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We also accept Swiss francs despite that whole Holocaust thing.
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Sister Bear getting on base due to some bullshit had me so heated as a kid  :pacspit


those hillbillies naming their children "brother" and "sister" pissed me the fuck off. what was brother's name before sister was born? what kind of poor planning skills.

seagrams hotsauce

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Ya'll realize it's BerenSTAIN and not BerenSTEIN, right?

Kara

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You realize it's Y'ALL and not YA'LL, right?

seagrams hotsauce

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 :goty2 eat it, kara

zepblackstar

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135821791&postcount=1

maybe people spend their welfare checks on things they NEED to survive you british wanker.


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To put it in "American", OP spent his welfare check on a PS4 and is calling out his friends with jobs as being cheap for not doing the same.
>:(

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Who do I vote for in order to receive government subsidized consoles?

Kara

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Who do I vote for in order to receive government subsidized consoles?

Bob Avakian

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Who do I vote for in order to receive government subsidized consoles?

Bob Avakian

Done.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Y'all a bunch of bleach ass'd cunts. Eat dick.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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YMMV

benjipwns

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135821791&postcount=1

maybe people spend their welfare checks on things they NEED to survive you british wanker.


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To put it in "American", OP spent his welfare check on a PS4 and is calling out his friends with jobs as being cheap for not doing the same.
>:(
That's the actual funny/dumb thing, not the use of the welfare so much since it could be justified in multiple ways, but since he did save it up that he's so pissed/butthurt at his friends and anyone else also being prudent with their income (provided by someone else at the point of a gun or not) AND having different purchasing preferences than him.

The welfare part just expands his asshole canon because he's acting like that dude with the $1000+ a month allowance from his parents on top of them paying tuition bitching about how you're boring because you can't go out every night or whatever.

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expanding asshole cannon :drool
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D3RANG3D

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Michael Moaner

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Wasn't this the same guy leaving creepy notes on girls' cars?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135916342&postcount=75

 :kobeyuck

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« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 08:54:40 AM by D3RANG3D »

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2kc8cy/why_are_you_guys_so_anti_transgay_folks/

Hi  Queen/Himiru or however it's spelled.

"cultural decline" is probably the most absurd phraseology they could use considering if anything is causing a lowered cultural IQ it's people who refuse to adapt, and once they're completely irrelevant to culture in general, they combat every inkling of adaptation with headlines like "taco nerd cries bitter, salty tears of liberal injustice over some dumb old beaner woman who was turned away from voting due to -- get this -- not having identification and repeatedly saying "qué." THE HORROR! The little taco then rips out some pubes in impotent rage and storms out."

like do you actually know what culture means

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zepblackstar

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da salt over PewDiePie is overflowing

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919216


Am_I_Anonymous

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YMMV

Shaka Khan

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Oh, I wasn't directing that at you, just to whomever thought it was a good idea to hold that conversation there.
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StealthFan

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himu bae that isn't u is it :noah
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It's like going to the KKK and being like "Why you no like black people?!"
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Himu

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I've never posted on r/neofeg and I won't ever post on r/neofeg. I don't even read it. I barely go to reddit anymore after my stalking incident.

That's not even my cocky/bitchy/smarmy writing style and I've had years to deal with anti-lgbt views so I'm very used to their backwards rhetoric. So I have no reason to go into their hive and ask directly so to speak.

More than likely it's a lurker trolling or someone who is naive and actually thinks they will change things.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 12:37:09 PM by Queen of Ice »
IYKYK

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So Dax?
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"gays are bad for civilization", wot? gays are PURE civilization. breeders are the animals, spewing out babies. breeders are anti-civilization!
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Shaka Khan

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"gays are bad for civilization", wot? gays are PURE civilization. breeders are the animals, spewing out babies. breeders are anti-civilization!

This part was my favorite:

"A culture where people do whatever they want, whenever they want, and no one can judge lest they're a bad person. Where any and all behavior is considered fine so long as we have some pretense that it doesn't effect anyone else."
Bitching about such culture may be the most Un-American thing I've read in a long time. :heh
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 08:40:53 PM by Shaka Khan »
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Himu

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I always love the cultural decline argument. It suggests zero sense of historical knowledge. Acceptance of lgbt views is actually a sign of a highly sophisticated, and elite culture. In fuedal Japan, Daimyo would take in young boys to raise to be samurai. They would bond by having a sexual relationship. All daimyo did it. If you didn't you would be weird. Despite being a warrior culture, the samurai still had open ideas towards sexuality and sexual expression. This relationship was considered honorable and sacred. A very famous example is Nobunaga Oda and Ranmaru Mori. This analogue is deeply contrasted with the Spartans, who also were a warrior peoples and had trainers have sexual relations with their young vassals and assistants. Historically, in the art of war, homosexuality has been encouraged. Who better to fight with than one you love? This was thought to give armies power. These are usually birthed through the creation of highly sophisticated societies, often at their peak, culturally, in pre-industrial era times. It shows the fluidity of human sexuality.

The suggestion that lgbt rights is an example of cultural decline supposes zero self awareness or knowledge of self. It shows zero lack of knowledge of Greco-Roman, Japanese, and general history and makes one look to be a class S level distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Read a fucking book.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 01:02:19 PM by Queen of Ice »
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YMMV

Himu

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You know that was not my intention.
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reckt

It still boggles my mind that people who aren't brainwashed by corrupt religious influences give any sort of shit about other people's junk. It's not a "permissive" attitude because you don't run the fucking universe and the permission to exist isn't yours to give. How fucking narcissistic do you have to be to think that everything that happens has to be approved by you, or else it's a sign that the world is going to shit?

The sooner these hateful little cowards die the fuck off, the better for everybody. Bunch of whining little bitches.

Himu

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So what culture are declining into for accepting lgbt people? Don't they realize some of the anti-lgbt countries in the world are also some of the poorest? :dead Do they, you know, think, when they spew this shit? :deadpos they still haven't gotten into their heads that it's the natural order of the things as civilization becomes more sophisticated. Complete ignorance. :sabu
IYKYK

The other day my aunt was watching TV while taking care of my grandmother. The news was on and reporting on the latest about new laws passing to allow gay marriage, to which she could only reply that "Jesus is surely coming back soon" and "these are the end times".

I love my family, but Christ they can be real embarrassing.

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Wrote two different posts and both times they came out icky. In terms of population control. So I'm just gonna say yeah, these people are weird.

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Trent Dole

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=919213

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Pfft Mortal Kombat II was uncensored on the SNES, mature shit's been on Ninty hardware for a long time they just very rarely make/publish that kind of content themselves. :expert
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=919213

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Pfft Mortal Kombat II was uncensored on the SNES, mature shit's been on Ninty hardware for a long time they just very rarely make/publish that kind of content themselves. :expert

Memories of renting that from Blockbuster  :lawd
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and my older sister whooping my ass  :tocry
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The other day my aunt was watching TV while taking care of my grandmother. The news was on and reporting on the latest about new laws passing to allow gay marriage, to which she could only reply that "Jesus is surely coming back soon" and "these are the end times".

I love my family, but Christ they can be real embarrassing.

My lovely, wonderful grandma was convinced that Bill Clinton was the devil - not a figure of speech, literally Satan - because "you never see a clear photo of him."  She really tried to convince me of this shit, and when I was like "Uh, no MeeMaw, that's distinguished mentally-challenged." I got my ass whupppppppped by my folks.

Shit ensured I was to be a liberal for life.

Himu

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The other day my aunt was watching TV while taking care of my grandmother. The news was on and reporting on the latest about new laws passing to allow gay marriage, to which she could only reply that "Jesus is surely coming back soon" and "these are the end times".

I love my family, but Christ they can be real embarrassing.

My lovely, wonderful grandma was convinced that Bill Clinton was the devil - not a figure of speech, literally Satan - because "you never see a clear photo of him."  She really tried to convince me of this shit, and when I was like "Uh, no MeeMaw, that's distinguished mentally-challenged." I got my ass whupppppppped by my folks.

Shit ensured I was to be a liberal for life.

Mee Maw has a point though. Dear Leader Ronald Reagan would NEVER accept a bj from an intern. :salute
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i bet reagan was gay on the dl
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The other day my aunt was watching TV while taking care of my grandmother. The news was on and reporting on the latest about new laws passing to allow gay marriage, to which she could only reply that "Jesus is surely coming back soon" and "these are the end times".

I love my family, but Christ they can be real embarrassing.

My lovely, wonderful grandma was convinced that Bill Clinton was the devil - not a figure of speech, literally Satan - because "you never see a clear photo of him."  She really tried to convince me of this shit, and when I was like "Uh, no MeeMaw, that's distinguished mentally-challenged." I got my ass whupppppppped by my folks.

Shit ensured I was to be a liberal for life.

Mee Maw has a point though. Dear Leader Ronald Reagan would NEVER accept a bj from an intern. :salute

Only cause he couldn't remember what they were.

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he was definitely on that casting couch
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Himu

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He WAS an actor. :hitler
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When you think about it, the glaze is even more dangerous in lighter complexion people. It stands out quite distinctly on darker dudes, you can see the contrast like salt on a dirt road. But it blends in with white dudes unless they have bright blue eyes or something.

Stay safe brehs.
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Yulwei

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135821791&postcount=1

maybe people spend their welfare checks on things they NEED to survive you british wanker.


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To put it in "American", OP spent his welfare check on a PS4 and is calling out his friends with jobs as being cheap for not doing the same.
>:(

Reminds me of ninthings last year who used to get legit mad at people not buying Wii Us even when they were going on firesale. Sony stans are turning into ninthings

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=919213

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Pfft Mortal Kombat II was uncensored on the SNES, mature shit's been on Ninty hardware for a long time they just very rarely make/publish that kind of content themselves. :expert

I know I had a SNES, the tongue lashing I received for having the SNES version of MK1, I didn't have a Genesis OK!  :fbm