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man fuck reagan
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Joe Molotov

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man fuck reagan

Hollywood Liberals.  :yuck :yuck :yuck
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I walked in on a lesbian friend diddling herself once. Just quickly gave her the (Image removed from quote.) and left.
was she hawt?
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Shaka Khan

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"For those who don't know, I find this Wii U news from June 18th very interesting"

From his alarming obsession with the new vile Sonic to stuff like this. This guy is the quintessential sad and starved Ninthing.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919450

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What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)
What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)
What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)

 :stahp jesus fucking christ

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919450

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What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)
What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)
What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)

 :stahp jesus fucking christ

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135990307&postcount=74

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Also, for a serious answer to OP's intended question - sure, I've walked in on my wife masturbating before.
But then, I'm not sure if that doesn't count since, due to us being married, she's a "family member."

she probably turned around excited and then saw it was just terrisus and turned back to her porn and said, "oh it's just you  :-\"

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135990307&postcount=74

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Also, for a serious answer to OP's intended question - sure, I've walked in on my wife masturbating before.
But then, I'm not sure if that doesn't count since, due to us being married, she's a "family member."

she probably turned around excited and then saw it was just terrisus and turned back to her porn and said, "oh it's just you  :-\"

I can't help but think it was interracial porn too  :hitler

"For those who don't know, I find this Wii U news from June 18th very interesting"

From his alarming obsession with the new vile Sonic to stuff like this. This guy is the quintessential sad and starved Ninthing.

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There was more than one Ninthing that came to mind reading that description though.
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Demi, where's our ferengi emote?!
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i dont know what it is with females but im not too good with that shit
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females are vile and disgusting creatures
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Himu

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females are vile and disgusting creatures

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females are vile and disgusting creatures
Never trust a creature that bleeds for a long time and dosen't die.

Mr. Nobody

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females are vile and disgusting creatures
Never trust a creature that bleeds for a long time and dosen't die.

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real talk: kinggi is an elliot rogers
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Look guys, all I'm saying is if you're gonna use that n word as every other word in your rap music don't get mad at me for burning a few crosses. 

It's not like you're not being racist
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Positive Touch

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=919372

Aspergers: The Thread

hey screw you buddy I've done a shitload of these  :bolo
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=919372

Aspergers: The Thread

hey screw you buddy I've done a shitload of these  :bolo

Hey buddy, take a seat...we're all gathered here for you...

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oh man did I ever tell you guys my list of all the jrpgs I got max gold in
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oh man did I ever tell you guys my list of all the jrpgs I got max gold in
please go into detail
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Positive Touch

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 :| I didn't really do that but screw you guys if you didn't to tedious & random stuff in games back in the day because you only got a new game once or twice a year
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zepblackstar

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the self loathing already is tremendous.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919573


Mr. Nobody

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the self loathing already is tremendous.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919573

Fuckery will ensue with this one...I can smell it

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pd da gawd
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Shaka Khan

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PD you're a mess.
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My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.

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I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.

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PD you're a mess.

PD still posting like it's 2006 outchea.
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I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.

:heh

What's this called? If Spider-man's got his Spider Sense, what does PD have?
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The ending killed me.
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PD's story fell apart when he blatantly copy/pasted his own search history in there.

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Am_I_Anonymous, Brehvolution, datkneegrow, Esch, demi, thabiz, Eric P (+ 4 Hidden) and 16 Guests are viewing this board.

Who is this?
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Mr. Nobody

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5 gaf accounts breh?  :holeup

Dennis

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5 perma-banned accounts, huh? A whole lot of shitty posting has to have gone into that.

Am_I_Anonymous

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More like having one account perm'd, and then mods discovering your secret accounts. :fbm

It's probably for the best though. I'd rather read GAF than post on GAF, in the same way I'd rather observe a car crash then be involved in one.

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"Having all five of my GAF accounts permbanned"

"I'd rather observe a car crash then be involved in one."



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Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!
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i can't believe a toy company would make such poor quality toys
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Am_I_Anonymous

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You guys have my permission. If I ever get legitimately upset about the coloring on some toys, I want you all to collectively kick me in the throat.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Buy figurines brehs

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I'm not allowed to mock people for buying figurines noq?

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No I was backing up your mocking with further mocking....toys are for kids.
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Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.
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