1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.

Need to see said cock before I decide to buy these for said cock slap or not. 

(Not that I was going to. But you know... incentives and all that.)

[Mr. Gundam]

Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.

I'm not gonna lie, I'd be awfully tempted if Bandai released a NFC Gundam game that utilized little plastic figures. And seeing how they're doing a Kamen Rider version, I'm sure it's coming.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.

Need to see said cock before I decide to buy these for said cock slap or not. 

(Not that I was going to. But you know... incentives and all that.)

[thisismyusername]

Talk about false advertisement. White cock instead of black cock.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Talk about false advertisement. White cock instead of black cock.

 

Fixed just for you.

[StealthFan]

lmao black stallion lmao

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/extra-salty-crackers-ii-so…-white-people-do-not-like-my-costume-this-year.262135/

@ TheBlackStallion trying his hand at stand up.  He's gonna prolly get shot on stage before he blows up tho.

you guys weren't around for Stallion's GAF or Bore fuckery, shit was sad. He used to have a blog full of dumb shit, including a lol worthy anti-Amish screed complete with photoshops.

Remember when he used to shit talk MAF for working at Staples x years ago when he was in college.

he was distinguished mentally-challenged

[StealthFan]

wafflecopter existed when stallion posted. I remember his blog post about Sniper. Loved him, but he turned into a wanksta.

[Brehvolution]

I was under the impression that TheBlackStallion was hilarious

[octopushover]

Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.

you're going to cock slap people as young as 13? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mah toys! Pre-order cancelled!

I wonder how many will actually stick to their guns and not buy them?

I volunteer to cock slap any person over 12 who buys these stupid things.

you're going to cock slap people as young as 13? 

Nah, kids that age don't want this horseshit. I'll mostly be cockslapping 31 year old shut ins such as yourself.

[WanderingWind]

Just what every teenage hitting puberty wants. Mario action figures.

lol

[octopushover]

joke's on you, shut-ins like me don't answer the door for you to cock slap them. 

[Rahxephon91]

Give me some non Nintendo figurines and we'll talk.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How did they discover your alts?

I'm surprised people give a shit to ask stuff like this. But okay let's see.

My first account got banned because I guess I was a bit young and immature back then. Think GameFAQ-style immaturity.

My second account got banned after a streak of bans from bishop. I remember being upset because there was some shit going on, I can't remember what, something sexist, and someone had to lay down the law (bishop) but I was banned unfairly because apparently that stupid cunt thought I was part of a series of posts that I had nothing to do with. Now you might be thinking suuuuure you had nothing to do with it! But I remember making a big deal of it on OA (I still posted there back then), and was like, you know what, I don't give a shit. That's my account! Why don't you perm me if you neogaf gestapo cunts are reading this! And ban me they did.

My third account... I can't remember. Apparently they thought it was suspect I made some references to classic GAF stuff and maybe some OA stuff too, and thought it was too suspicious for a junior to talk about these things. It was correct, but goddamn how did they find out? I guess I should have kept my mouth shut. Fuck Detective-GAF.

My fourth account, I think I posted a little on it, learning my lessons from the third account, but keeping my head down low was too boring for me. So I eventually stopped posting. I thought it would be fun for someone else to use my account though. So I gave it to Hans. Hans who? Hans from OA. I knew that ignorant cunt would get banned eventually, so I thought it would be fun to see it happen. I was expecting a bang but he went out with a whimper. I regret giving him the account. It was just your standard, unimaginitive obnoxious sfaggotry that got him banned in the end.

As for the fifth one... I can't remember. I don't think I had a fifth one. So I guess four accounts.

 
 
 
 
 
 

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919930

1000 pages incoming

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919930

1000 pages incoming

 

I mean, it's Chuck. He's going to say whatever is on his mind. I don't understand how people don't get this by now.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919930

1000 pages incoming

someone should bring up homosexuality, hair, and skin bleaching. all in one post.

[bunny]

This black man's opinion doesn't count because he isn't blamin whitey

[Am_I_Anonymous]

This black man's opinion doesn't count because he isn't blamin whitey

It's so funny how every black dude in that thread is saying "yeah it's pretty much true" while every white dude is about to start a fire.

[ToxicAdam]

I never see/hear an unsuccessful black man being called out as 'acting white'. I just think that sentiment is jealousy in it's rawest form. Not much else  behind it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I never see an unsuccessful black man being called out as 'acting white'. I just think that sentiment is just lazy jealousy in it's rawest form. Not much else  behind it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136125448&postcount=28

this guy right here....man.....

[parallax]

This black man's opinion doesn't count because he isn't blamin whitey

It's so funny how every black dude in that thread is saying "yeah it's pretty much true" while every white dude is about to start a fire.

everyone should have learned a lesson from hammer.

[Mr. Nobody]

said when young black kids when they do well in school, the loser kids tell them ‘oh you’re acting white’. The kids who speak intelligently, they tell them ‘you’re acting white’. So it’s a dirty dark secret in the black community, one reason we’re never going to be successful as a whole is because of other black people.

Nah, it's because they were lame as fuck in how they carried themselves.


Lemme find out Sir Charles got a Gaf account 

[Himu]

There's a line between talking intelligently and acting like a cornball. This is something one must learn between adolescence and adulthood. Was talking to another black co-worker the other day and she had this cute tie on, and this corny ass brother walks up to us while we're in the middle of it, points at her tie and says,"I LIKE YOUR CRAVAT, THE SHADE OF BLUE MATCHES THE RED EFFORTLESSLY" and then sat down to eat his lunch. We just stare at each other for about 15 seconds wondering what the fuck was that?

I bet you he posts in the BCT thread.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

There's a line between talking intelligently and acting like a cornball. This is something one must learn between adolescence and adulthood. Was talking to another black co-worker the other day and she had this cute tie on, and this corny ass brother walks up to us while we're in the middle of it, points at her tie and says,"I LIKE YOUR CRAVAT, THE SHADE OF BLUE MATCHES THE RED EFFORTLESSLY" and then sat down to eat his lunch. We just stare at each other for about 15 seconds wondering what the fuck was that?

I bet you posts in the BCT thread.

"I like your cravat?" That brother trying way way to hard.

 

[Shuri]

How did they discover your alts?

They have a tool that searches for matching IPs.

[Himu]

There's a line between talking intelligently and acting like a cornball. This is something one must learn between adolescence and adulthood. Was talking to another black co-worker the other day and she had this cute tie on, and this corny ass brother walks up to us while we're in the middle of it, points at her tie and says,"I LIKE YOUR CRAVAT, THE SHADE OF BLUE MATCHES THE RED EFFORTLESSLY" and then sat down to eat his lunch. We just stare at each other for about 15 seconds wondering what the fuck was that?

I bet you posts in the BCT thread.

"I like your cravat?" That brother trying way way to hard.

 

It was actually a bow tie like this



I asked to try to get me one for my bday.

[Himu]

Wouldn't it be better to just not worry about ip's and reform your behavior so they don't ban you on sight?

[CatsCatsCats]

If you care enough to use TOR or proxies just to post on GAF, kill yo self

[Supermanisdead]

was she wearing a red and blue tie or a blue tie and red shirt?

[Rahxephon91]

Wouldn't it be better to just not worry about ip's and reform your behavior so they don't ban you on sight?

If they even give you that chance...

[Himu]

was she wearing a red and blue tie or a blue tie and red shirt?

Red and blue tie with white shirt, blue suit, black shoes. You know, like this.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Wouldn't it be better to just not worry about ip's and reform your behavior so they don't ban you on sight?

If they even give you that chance...

Meh, the nerds in command over there take some great meaning from being as isolationist as possible and treating the membership like some type of scared cavemen seeing fire for the first time.

I rarely post and I've caught a few bans....no permas though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

was she wearing a red and blue tie or a blue tie and red shirt?

Red and blue tie with white shirt, blue suit, black shoes. You know, like this.

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I would do several things to that woman if I were single....

like

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asking her out

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and

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Failing miserably

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[Rahxephon91]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

[Supermanisdead]

oh, that's cute. i used to compliment my co-workers clothes all the time, but we wore a uniform and they didn't get the joke. made for some weird reactions.

[nachobro]

Are people really getting so asshurt over an ignore list topic that we can't post names? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

[Himu]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

because it's a classic color code.

[Rahxephon91]

I've thought that before as to why they don't approach me. I believe it's true. They just can't handle my radiant personality.

[WanderingWind]

Those people with hundreds of people on their ignore lists...do you think they understand that they're the problem?

I'm guessing no.

[Himu]

You talking about shaka and username

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Those people with hundreds of people on their ignore lists...do you think they understand that they're the problem?

I'm guessing no.

I've never ignored anyone on Gaf or here....nobody pisses me off that bad.

[nachobro]

eh there's easily 100 people worth ignoring on gaf if not more. i just think it's funny to see how often some names are listed. i'm only ignoring 5 right now.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

because it's a classic color code.

Cac's don't know how to dress Ice, don't even bother. They have a flannel for every occasion.

 

[WanderingWind]

I'm saying there is a guy bragging about have 700 some odd people on ignore. I want to believe that at around 300 he had a glimmer of thought "Hmmm, maybe I'm the asshole."

Buuttttt. Maybe not.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm saying there is a guy bragging about have 700 some odd people on ignore. I want to believe that at around 300 he had a glimmer of thought "Hmmm, maybe I'm the asshole."

Buuttttt. Maybe not.

Kinda like my pops use to say about my mom's brother Darren....."son every goddamn family has an asshole. If you gotta ask who is it, it's you"

[nudemacusers]

1 that's not a cravat. Tell that cornbrother to stop taking like he's the help at Versailles.

2. All my flannel shirts are made in Italy

[Am_I_Anonymous]

BTW, a little disappointed brehs. I watched an oakland fan straight up get smushed by a browns fan sunday.

I was like Oakland gonna tear that ass.....oh shit.....

 

[Himu]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

because it's a classic color code.

Cac's don't know how to dress Ice, don't even bother. They have a flannel for every occasion.

 

Walked out the store yesterday, saw some people dressed like it was grunge era of the 90's. I'm talking ripped jeans, tank top, and flannel shirt tied around waist, with chucks. I knew the flannel thing made a come back, but fuck, it felt weird seeing something in my childhood make a full on come back like that.

Can't wait till they bring Timberland boots back.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

why would anyone want to dress up as Austin Powers?

because it's a classic color code.

Cac's don't know how to dress Ice, don't even bother. They have a flannel for every occasion.

 

Walked out the store yesterday, saw some people dressed like it was grunge era of the 90's. I'm talking ripped jeans, tank top, and flannel shirt tied around waist, with chucks. I knew the flannel thing made a come back, but fuck, it felt weird seeing something in my childhood make a full on come back like that.

Can't wait till they bring Timberland boots back.

Timberland and Tommy was like

 

back in the day.

[WanderingWind]

Okay, no lies, no trolling, I still wear Timbs. Always will.

[nudemacusers]

Ice, You are not aware of Saint Laurent Paris? Won't see Tims but you will see upscale doc martens.

[Himu]

Tommy Hilfiger better prepare for the wavement Tommy and Timbs back

1 that's not a cravat. Tell that cornbrother to stop taking like he's the help at Versailles.

2. All my flannel shirts are made in Italy

i know it's not a cravat.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I mean Ice what happened to this kids nowadays?

All they wear are cheap t-shirts, walmart skinny jeans, and stupid flat billed hats?

In my day if you were not rocking the big 3 (Polo, Tommy, Nautica) with timbos then you were not shit.


Well in my block it was either the above or the standard raiders shit, long white tee-shirt, and baggy ass jenka (jenko?) jeans with J's.

[nudemacusers]

I know, I'm telling you to aware this guy next time he goes all igent* on your femmebro.

*i assume this guy was wearing a tweed blazer, possibly a vest, cord pants and some vaguely workwear type of boot.

[WanderingWind]

Honest question, did Timbs ever really go out of style?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Honest question, did Timbs ever really go out of style?

Yeah, they feel out about 10 years ago, breh. Ha ha.

[Himu]

You crazy, Anon. And yes, you're right.

We black folk need to catch up on the retro fashion wavement and bring back Cross Colours to factor into the recent pro-black/natural hair movement.



BRING BACK CROSS COLORS FOR THE FUCKERY

THEN we bring back Tommy and Timbs.



TOMMY