Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 5966176 times)

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benjipwns

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I'm most annoyed by recurrent dev claims that 30fps is best and cropped images are better
It reminds me of this guy who preferred the Fullscreen version of DVD's because you "see more movie without the dumb black bars" and got upset when movies started putting out only the widescreen cuts.

30fps and a FOV of 45 allows you to see each individual frame for longer and the details closer, at 60 fps it'd be going too fast for you to appreciate the detail in each frame!

Am_I_Anonymous

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Be up until 1:30am, get  up at 5:55am brehs

 :snoop

But I got some booty so

 :aah
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Wanna know how to bring all the furries to your yard...

Make this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=920353

Idiot ass idiots.
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sarslip

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complain about neogaf post-coitus brehs

demi

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THIS NICCA THINKIN BOUT GAF WHILE EATING BUTTHOLE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
fat

Am_I_Anonymous

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THIS NICCA THINKIN BOUT GAF WHILE EATING BUTTHOLE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Eh, I been married for a long time. I was actually thinking about a breakfast burrito.

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I smashed that shit
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and then I got a burrito on the way to work
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 :rejoice
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Man, fuck ya'll Timbs are the best.

Giving me a complex about my shoes and shit.

Fuck all of y'all, but mostly Esch.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Man, fuck ya'll Timbs are the best.

Giving me a complex about my shoes and shit.

Fuck all of y'all, but mostly Esch.

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...apparently not.  :( :nsfw

Am_I_Anonymous

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YMMV

THIS NICCA THINKIN BOUT GAF WHILE EATING BUTTHOLE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

maybe it was more of an ontological internal monologue about how gaf and butthole are very much alike

Am_I_Anonymous

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THIS NICCA THINKIN BOUT GAF WHILE EATING BUTTHOLE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

maybe it was more of an ontological internal monologue about how gaf and butthole are very much alike

Indeed, they are both full of shit.   *sips tea
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Old, nevermind.
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Joe Molotov

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7 y/o thread, breh
©@©™

StealthFan

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reckt

Mr. Nobody

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Phoenix Dark

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Am_I_Anonymous

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Why do Kobe stans ALWAYS gotta post on MJ threads?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=920509

I mean I swear to god it's like comparing Joe Montana to Steve Deberg.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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It's more like Joe Montana to Tom Brady, IMO.

Not even close. Kobe isn't in the Top 10 in my humble opinion.

1) MJ
2) Bird
3) Bill Russell
3b) Kareem
5) Magic
6) Wilt
7) Oscar
8) Tim Duncan
9) Lebron
10) Hakeem
Honorable Mention: Shaq, Kobe, Malone, Stockton, Pippen

Of course this is purely subjective but whom could you argue Kobe over? He owes Shaq 3 titles don't forget :hitler
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StealthFan

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reckt

zepblackstar

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Good lawd.... That was a nuke everything from orbit piece...


ToxicAdam

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http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

What the fuck is going on? Every time I walk into a thread or article on this topic it's like people are speaking a different language. Like Event Horizon where you open the portal of Hell and peek inside it.


StealthFan

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reckt

Himu

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IYKYK

ToxicAdam

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It's like fly paper for all the people who take the internet (and themselves) too seriously.




Himu

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IYKYK


Himu

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:rofl @ that entire thread
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toku

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"she was basically grown so..."

 :heh

StealthFan

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reckt

Phoenix Dark

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I won't lie, I was attracted to one of my cousins growing up. She's 7 years older than me and looks like Trina.


She wore a bikini to a BBQ party at my grandma's house a few times. 15 year old me was shook when I got that hug.
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Phoenix Dark

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these niccas fucking relatives like it's nothing  :larry :holeup

I'd imagine I might have tip toed the line of cousin fucking if given the chance as a kid, but I wouldn't cross it. Nah.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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these niccas fucking relatives like it's nothing  :larry :holeup

I'd imagine I might have tip toed the line of cousin fucking if given the chance as a kid, but I wouldn't cross it. Nah.

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:beli :beli :beli :ufup
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kingkitty

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Major gaming forum NeoGAF has banned Gamergate discussion, yet hosts pedophilia discussions on non-age-restricted boards and has a sexist owner, Tyler Malka, who admitted to sexually assaulting a woman

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

Complete slander. neogaf is age restricted.

StealthFan

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some of you niccas need jesus
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bunny

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Major gaming forum NeoGAF has banned Gamergate discussion, yet hosts pedophilia discussions on non-age-restricted boards and has a sexist owner, Tyler Malka, who admitted to sexually assaulting a woman

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

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Evilore should take legal action against Slate...
  :lol

Satch

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he bought this one girl a drink and thought that gave him permission to grab her ass and was shook when she did not like it

Stoney Mason

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lol. You know that dude is steaming right now.

He hates it when a random nobody makes a post challenging him on gaf.


To have an actual "writer" from a "real" website troll him is probably like the ultimate rage point for him.

Pringo

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Major gaming forum NeoGAF has banned Gamergate discussion, yet hosts pedophilia discussions on non-age-restricted boards and has a sexist owner, Tyler Malka, who admitted to sexually assaulting a woman

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

Heh, someone in the OT made a thread about that article and it got nuked post haste. I wonder if EviLore is going to take any action against Slate over this.

Edit: The GAF thread the Slate article links to got deleted as well. Is that new?

Jansen

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Major gaming forum NeoGAF has banned Gamergate discussion, yet hosts pedophilia discussions on non-age-restricted boards and has a sexist owner, Tyler Malka, who admitted to sexually assaulting a woman

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

lol looks like someone deleted the post/thread where tyler admitted to grabbing that girls ass

Phoenix Dark

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he bought this one girl a drink and thought that gave him permission to grab her ass and was shook when she did not like it

This really happened? I remember hearing of it, but didn't know if it was true. Is she still a poster?

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Stoney Mason

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Not surprising. Dude is like Nixon. Erase the tapes.

CatsCatsCats

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I don't think she was ever a poster. Yes he copped to that story, calling him out for it got me the ban message "account suicide"

Satch

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it was some random girl he met in a bar when he went to europe, not a gaf poster. he posted about it in his euro-trip thread.

Jansen

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https://archive.today/zeEX1

looks like they edited this in just as i posted

StealthFan

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but but lore fucks beauty queens

:umad
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Rman

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it was some random girl he met in a bar when he went to europe, not a gaf poster. he posted about it in his euro-trip thread.

Yep.

Then he caught crap in the thread by the usual outrage machine white knights.

I have no problem with what Evilore did. He was probably drunk anyway. 

Stoney Mason

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it was some random girl he met in a bar when he went to europe, not a gaf poster. he posted about it in his euro-trip thread.

Yep.

Then he caught crap in the thread by the usual outrage machine white knights.

I have no problem with what Evilore did. He was probably drunk anyway.

The problem for me isn't necessarily what he did, although a dude grabbing a girl's ass he barely knows probably says something about him. It's the double standard he employs. If it was a regular poster he would be mocked and possibly banned for admitting to such a thing and especially for defending it. But for him, its a different set of rules. And never mention it again or you will be banned.

The hypocrisy is nothing new but it's still worth pointing out everytime he does it. Which is frequently. 

Phoenix Dark

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I wonder if demi would grab my ass if I asked him to buy me a drink. (Image removed from quote.)

Why would you ask him to buy you a drink considering if you met him it would be at your own damn place. Shut in motherfucker.
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Shaka Khan

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Major gaming forum NeoGAF has banned Gamergate discussion, yet hosts pedophilia discussions on non-age-restricted boards and has a sexist owner, Tyler Malka, who admitted to sexually assaulting a woman

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html

ALL DAT ETHER

Firing on all cylinders.



Then ducking down.



... Nerds be mad. :clap
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Mr. Nobody

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The fuckery on this page  :stahp

Edit - thanks Shaka   >:(

CatsCatsCats

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Hey give Shaka a break, man

Rman

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it was some random girl he met in a bar when he went to europe, not a gaf poster. he posted about it in his euro-trip thread.

Yep.

Then he caught crap in the thread by the usual outrage machine white knights.

I have no problem with what Evilore did. He was probably drunk anyway.

The problem for me isn't necessarily what he did, although a dude grabbing a girl's ass he barely knows probably says something about him. It's the double standard he employs. If it was a regular poster he would be mocked and possibly banned for admitting to such a thing and especially for defending it. But for him, its a different set of rules. And never mention it again or you will be banned.

The hypocrisy is nothing new but it's still worth pointing out everytime he does it. Which is frequently. 

GAF isn't really the best place for self disclosure anyway.  Way too much judgment and self righteousness, which is strange coming from a community that abhors religion in many forms lol. 

Phoenix Dark

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it was some random girl he met in a bar when he went to europe, not a gaf poster. he posted about it in his euro-trip thread.

Yep.

Then he caught crap in the thread by the usual outrage machine white knights.

I have no problem with what Evilore did. He was probably drunk anyway.

ehhh, there's white knighting and then there's calling a guy out for being a schmuck