Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5972764 times)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14221 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:05:05 PM »

It wasn't, dude was a dedicated joke poster. No need for that here.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14222 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:40:30 PM »

Yeah those joke posters, who needs em

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14223 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:08:18 PM »

Why do I keep getting Steve Contra mixed up with Steve Youngblood

Kara · « **Reply #14224 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:21:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 29, 2014, 07:08:18 PM

Why do I keep getting Steve Contra mixed up with Steve Youngblood

All Steve's look the same to you?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14225 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 29, 2014, 07:08:18 PM

Why do I keep getting Steve Contra mixed up with Steve Youngblood

Because God made Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14226 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:39:53 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on October 29, 2014, 07:21:48 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 29, 2014, 07:08:18 PM
Why do I keep getting Steve Contra mixed up with Steve Youngblood

All Steve's look the same to you?

Of course not. They just have similar facial features

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #14227 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 29, 2014, 07:39:53 PM

Quote from: Vularai on October 29, 2014, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 29, 2014, 07:08:18 PM
Why do I keep getting Steve Contra mixed up with Steve Youngblood

All Steve's look the same to you?

Of course not. They just have similar facial features

Fear not. As a white male liberal, my privilege is enough in check to know that I can't take offense to this even if I wanted to.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14228 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:54:01 PM »

Shaka you bitch. You can just post and run.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14229 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:56:31 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on October 29, 2014, 07:54:01 PM

Shaka you bitch. You can just post and run.

It's a new shtick that I learned.
Come at me.

octopushover · « **Reply #14230 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:59:19 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136511851&postcount=240

Quote

Females are an interesting lot when it comes to sexuality. You know it's not all about physical stimulation. If you're working her for 45 minutes and nothing happens it might not necessarily be a matter of going at it harder or longer. Does she have any interesting fetishes? Many people (females included) can be highly situational. Like, maybe you need to fuck her in a public area for example. My wife has an NTR fetish, and when I talk dirty to her about it she gets off almost immediately. Find her weakness first, and exploit it.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14231 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:01:04 PM »

Females.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #14232 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:05:15 PM »

I need to use that word more often.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14233 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on October 29, 2014, 07:56:31 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on October 29, 2014, 07:54:01 PM
Shaka you bitch. You can just post and run.

It's a new shtick that I learned.
Come at me. (Image removed from quote.)

I can't argue with that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14234 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:07:42 PM »

Tickling a girl's vagina with a feather is another option. You're going to get some liquid, whether it's what you want or not.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14235 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:07:57 PM »

My wife has an NTR fetish

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14236 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 29, 2014, 08:07:57 PM

My wife has an NTR fetish

Filthy cacold.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14237 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:12:38 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 29, 2014, 08:07:57 PM

My wife has an NTR fetish

i thought this would be an interesting new fetish on the horizon, not anime dorkspeak for 'deep dicking from some other dude'

fey · « **Reply #14238 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:18:16 PM »

can someone tell that ebola ridden human paper weight squiddy to shut up thanks

StealthFan · « **Reply #14239 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:19:26 PM »

squiddy been merc'd

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14240 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 29, 2014, 08:07:57 PM

My wife has an NTR fetish

Somehow I'm not surprised this is coming from you. *side-eye*

Broseidon · « **Reply #14241 on:** October 29, 2014, 08:29:29 PM »

PollingGAF/HorseraceGAF now discussing 20-fucking-18

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14242 on:** October 29, 2014, 09:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 29, 2014, 08:07:57 PM

My wife has an NTR fetish

Call me

cosmicblizzard · « **Reply #14243 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:40:17 PM »

There any specific post that makes you guys hate Squiddy so much? Dude doesn't seem that bad from what I've seen of him.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14244 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:55:16 PM »

So much drama llama in here

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14245 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:58:41 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14246 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921652

Wow. Such problems.

toku · « **Reply #14247 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:50:15 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2014, 11:26:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921652

Wow. Such problems.

Quote

My girlfriend doesn't abstain from meme usage, even when we're having sex. Whenever we spend this time together, she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow" and it really kills the moment for me. Like really? Is that even close to appropriate? Maybe she wants to relieve the tension, but does she know when to draw the line? Even reading that over made me sick knowing that Chris is usually 100% serious about those things.

king of the internet · « **Reply #14248 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:51:30 PM »

I would go soft p much instantly

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14249 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:55:48 PM »

squiddy's hook is "aimless disingenuity". he's taylor swift's lyrics set to kenny g's noodling. he's something you pay NOT to hear.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14250 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:56:15 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14251 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:09:48 AM »

Quote from: toku on October 29, 2014, 11:50:15 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2014, 11:26:43 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921652

Wow. Such problems.

Quote
My girlfriend doesn't abstain from meme usage, even when we're having sex. Whenever we spend this time together, she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow" and it really kills the moment for me. Like really? Is that even close to appropriate? Maybe she wants to relieve the tension, but does she know when to draw the line? Even reading that over made me sick knowing that Chris is usually 100% serious about those things.

I can picture this vividly and it's killing me

zepblackstar · « **Reply #14252 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:23:10 AM »

he took it from a reddit post, link at the bottom

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14253 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:40:21 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 29, 2014, 11:55:48 PM

squiddy's hook is "aimless disingenuity". he's taylor swift's lyrics set to kenny g's noodling. he's something you pay NOT to hear.

This is the definition of ether.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #14254 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:05:51 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921682

When do Nintendo fans start getting militarized?

bluemax · « **Reply #14255 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:07:11 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on October 29, 2014, 07:14:12 AM

Quote from: bud on October 29, 2014, 06:35:31 AM
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136407757&postcount=712

he changed his name to snitch

You can tell this hurt EL. Hurt him good.

Yup. This is the salt he spills when he feels like someone did him dirty.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14256 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:08:25 AM »

that's just sad

Himu · « **Reply #14257 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:08:28 AM »

this bitch is drunk

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10699044/

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14258 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:14:40 AM »

the responses to it being basically "deal with it" are worse imo

Himu · « **Reply #14259 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:16:37 AM »

no, we should just deal with it, zeph

DEALLL WITH IT

Your Stalker · « **Reply #14260 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:20:04 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #14261 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:21:02 AM »

Stalker, shhh. Don't give it away, there's wolves.

Himu · « **Reply #14262 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:22:40 AM »

I'm halfway through that bottle of wine, zeph. am i going to die?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36939.0

Tasty · « **Reply #14263 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:28:58 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on October 28, 2014, 09:34:26 PM

Andy: I don't see you in this year's NaNo thread. You duckin' out after I beat your ass to the finish line last year after you peer-pressured me into it?

Update: I will be attempting NNWM this year (again) but I won't be aiming to "win." Gonna use it as motivation for a spec script, which usually have half the words of a novel (as defined by NNWM.) But any writing is good writing.

I don't even expect to finish but I do hope to somehow generate enough material for another short film. Also, I'm gonna get wasted before writing each time. We'll see how that goes.

Tasty · « **Reply #14264 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:30:07 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:22:40 AM

I'm halfway through that bottle of wine, zeph. am i going to die?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36939.0

Reminds me of myself circa a year ago.

And if all goes well, myself circa a month from now. (Trying to refine my palette and like red wine.)

Himu · « **Reply #14265 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:30:16 AM »

andrex why is your avatar a burning crucifix like thing. have you renounced jesus

Tasty · « **Reply #14266 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:30:50 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:30:16 AM

andrex why is your avatar a burning crucifix like thing. have you renounced jesus

BLAIR WITCH YO

Himu · « **Reply #14267 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:32:11 AM »

ah, i remember that. is there a new one?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14268 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:51:43 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:22:40 AM

I'm halfway through that bottle of wine, zeph. am i going to die?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36939.0

ya

Tasty · « **Reply #14269 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:52:04 AM »

Nah, the original is already perfect.

Himu · « **Reply #14270 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:00:54 AM »

Zeph. get on fb messenger. I feel AMAZING right now.

Like

SO

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14271 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:02:45 AM »

you're drunk and i'm high, you can just message me and my phone will receive it

Himu · « **Reply #14272 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:06:07 AM »

god i wish we could trade places

i wanna be high! I miss my saint wisdom dog. did i tell you the story of when i got so high i thought my dog was a sage?

Himu · « **Reply #14273 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:09:04 AM »

I

am

fucked

up

(but unfortunately not fucked amirite zeph boo boo)

Himu · « **Reply #14274 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:11:12 AM »

wait what did you smoke, zeph

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14275 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:13:22 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #14276 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:22:18 AM »

420 erry day

Himu · « **Reply #14277 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:35:49 AM »

every time i listen to chronic 2000 i forget how really good the album is. i wish there was a guy to just smoke weed with me and make out while listening to it.

Himu · « **Reply #14278 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:52:37 AM »

only if you agree to watch the ultimate fighter with me. season 20

any of you guys ever have an e-crush??! doesn't it make you feel dumb? Like, you're all,"he's so hot and i love his personality but this will never become a real thing so why do i have these emotions?"

God I'm so drunk.

BED.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #14279 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:59:07 AM »

Who was the poster who decided to suck some guys dick, realized it wasn't for him, asked for a tissue, thanked the dude and left?

Must've been many many years ago, but I just remembered the story and I think he had a string of memorable threads...

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