Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5973623 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14340 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:49:09 PM »

LOL the BCT thread

The girl ain't havin' it. Must be PD.

And that dude...man his face looks like the girl to his right just thumbed his ass. Must be a Stealth alt.

And me? I'd lean over to that girl and say "your mama got fucked too...why ain't you getting a reward for it?"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14341 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:07:12 PM »

The sag is strong with that dude.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14342 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:08:38 PM »

clearly a thug

cosmicblizzard · « **Reply #14343 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:16:46 PM »

Did White Man just get demodded over that post about his fantasy?

Kara · « **Reply #14344 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 11:36:35 AM

I've seen guys react very ugly after being rejected like that. I don't get it, but I benefit from it. So many dudes are straight up distinguished mentally-challenged when it comes to women that showing even the most basic competence can earn you brownie points. And by brownie points I mean a woman thinking "well this guy isn't distinguished mentally-challenged."

Well Grand Nagus, I had this conversation last night and it just made me feel a bit blue that standards are so low that I appear to be less than what I am (a fucking piece of shit) because there's so much fucking

out there that needs to be taken out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

In retrospect I guess it was hubristic of me to think I could return to thesis instead of moving into synthesis wrt romantic relationships.

On the plus side I'll be able to feel guilt and base pleasure simultaneously now.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14345 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:20:34 PM »

Quote from: cosmicblizzard on October 30, 2014, 04:16:46 PM

Did White Man just get demodded over that post about his fantasy?

link?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14346 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:20:36 PM »

Quote from: cosmicblizzard on October 30, 2014, 04:16:46 PM

Did White Man just get demodded over that post about his fantasy?

Link it man. Come on.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14347 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:20:34 PM

link?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 04:20:36 PM

Link it man. Come on.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136559968&postcount=32

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14348 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:32:29 PM »

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14349 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:33:35 PM »

Fuck I haven't seen Whitey bring the thunder like that in a long time. Since someone did the "what would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day with no consequences"

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14350 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:33:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 30, 2014, 04:29:54 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:20:34 PM
link?
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 04:20:36 PM
Link it man. Come on.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136559968&postcount=32

Neogaf moderators yall

Kara · « **Reply #14351 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:36:18 PM »

White Man you would seriously be a god tier Black Library writer.

White Man writing a Fabius Bile novel series.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14352 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:37:21 PM »

I should not have asked.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14353 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:37:36 PM »

Whitey confirmed that they de-modded him for that. What a post to go out on

demi · « **Reply #14354 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:39:26 PM »

Thats pretty tame, I think

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14355 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:45:33 PM »

White Man used to go HAM, that's kind of tame compared to old posts and PMs.

I'm surprised no one has brought up his old posts using slurs for trans women, back when it was kosher.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14356 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:46:59 PM »

Remember when Whitey used to send a deluge of disgusting sonic fanart to certain GAF posters? Those were the days.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14357 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:50:47 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 30, 2014, 04:37:36 PM

Whitey confirmed that they de-modded him for that. What a post to go out on

Pfft. He should've at least posted porn. At least get a perma instead of a demod. :/

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14358 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:52:51 PM »

I don't think he was expecting that, he used to post shit like that all the time. New gaf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14359 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:54:34 PM »

Maybe I'll get my shot at becoming a mod now.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14360 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:57:02 PM »

the gay agenda will be in full swing if PD becomes mod

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14361 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:00:33 PM »

I'll be Malcolm X to Mumei's MLK.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14362 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:03:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:54:34 PM

Maybe I'll get my shot at becoming a mod now.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #14363 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:05:50 PM »

You know, honestly, I think PD is often a solid poster when he isn't going overboard with the trolling. If his name was in contention, I wouldn't have any problem giving him the nod. Let me just check and see if there's any disqualifying criteria though before I get too crazy suggesting that this might happen. Just give the ban record a once over and make sure there's not anything that stands out.

Quote

PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Oh, right. There's that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14364 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 30, 2014, 04:55:49 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:54:34 PM
Maybe I'll get my shot at becoming a mod now.

Modding gaf been this goof's dream since 2005 (Image removed from quote.)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14365 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:06:15 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 30, 2014, 04:46:59 PM

Remember when Whitey used to send a deluge of disgusting sonic fanart to certain GAF posters? Those were the days.

iirc he was like the only person to ever get a temp ban here, for sending guro pics to maf

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14366 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:08:43 PM »

There was a GAF thread where someone was like CAN SOMEONE TELL WHITEMAN TO STOP SENDING ME SONIC PORN and everyone just laughed. Gaf sucks now

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14367 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »

Man I remember that. Those were the days.
Now it's just "huggy huggy" threads or "share my outrage" threads.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14368 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:12:58 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 05:12:00 PM

Man I remember that. Those were the days.
Now it's just "huggy huggy" threads or "share my outrage" threads.

Or casual chats about the age of consent and the difference between pedophilia and the other one I refuse to remember the name of you fucking sickos

StealthFan · « **Reply #14369 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:15:16 PM »

wanting to fuck soft-bodied teens

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14370 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:16:41 PM »

I would promise change and reform, and then become a PC sell out just to keep my job

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14371 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:17:21 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 30, 2014, 05:12:58 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 05:12:00 PM
Man I remember that. Those were the days.
Now it's just "huggy huggy" threads or "share my outrage" threads.

Or casual chats about the age of consent and the difference between pedophilia and the other one I refuse to remember the name of you fucking sickos

And furry threads. There's those too.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14372 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:21:05 PM »

borderlands writer suggested open marriage to wife. she gets spit roasted by other dudes, hes a pleb that cant get shit, cries and then she divorces him after discovering how beta he is.

my dick is diamonds

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14373 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:23:42 PM »

Quote

PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Himu · « **Reply #14374 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:28:23 PM »

I'm DYING

Old school white man would tear new gaf a second asshole. They're not ready

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14375 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:30:20 PM »

mr nobody where did you get that from

that permaban was a mistake. Can't think of the mod's name - he had the avatar of a guy drinking.

Himu · « **Reply #14376 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:33:04 PM »

Hmmm.

I wonder what my rap sheet on gaf is.

Probably something like, Himuro has been banned 20 times by 10 different mods. Has been perma banned three times by two different mods.

Not bad. *lays back, feet in the air*

StealthFan · « **Reply #14377 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:33:23 PM »

wasabi

Himu · « **Reply #14378 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:42:15 PM »

Phoenix do you remember that one thread where some dude on MySpace had like a billion friends with underraged girls and our teenaged asses went ham?

Be a teenager, brehs

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #14379 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:43:26 PM »

tell me how many times i have been banned

Himu · « **Reply #14380 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:45:31 PM »

Are we really forgetting the GOAT white man moment?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=95399

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14381 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:45:53 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 05:42:15 PM

Phoenix do you remember the hat one thread where some dude on MySpace had like a billion friends with underraged girls and our teenaged asses went ham?

Be a teenager, brehs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80784

Sporks changed the thread title hoping that it no one would be able to find it

CLASSIC.

Rufus · « **Reply #14382 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:47:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 05:30:20 PM

mr nobody where did you get that from

that permaban was a mistake. Can't think of the mod's name - he had the avatar of a guy drinking.

Further up:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg1956532#msg1956532

Himu · « **Reply #14383 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:47:14 PM »

HE CHANGED THE TITLE?

I can't

Himu · « **Reply #14384 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:49:28 PM »

Lmao I forgot that dude made a fake MySpace profile to bait the dude

fey · « **Reply #14385 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:50:47 PM »

wherearemahsjwz and backslashcatfish are who thaT SHITHOLE deserves as mods tbh

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14386 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 03:52:37 AM

only if you agree to watch the ultimate fighter with me. season 20

any of you guys ever have an e-crush??! doesn't it make you feel dumb? Like, you're all,"he's so hot and i love his personality but this will never become a real thing so why do i have these emotions?"

God I'm so drunk.

BED.

Motherfucker I married one. We were on opposite sides of the country initially. Go for that shit or you'll be kicking yourself wondering how it could've turned out.

Himu · « **Reply #14387 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:53:59 PM »

how'd you meet? That's adorable.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14388 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:58:33 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 05:49:28 PM

Lmao I forgot that dude made a fake MySpace profile to bait the dude

We literally had the girls ready to go to the mall. They aim'd me and Cheebs the day before the meet-up, and were excited to help. I don't remember how we found them.

demi · « **Reply #14389 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on October 30, 2014, 05:05:50 PM

You know, honestly, I think PD is often a solid poster when he isn't going overboard with the trolling. If his name was in contention, I wouldn't have any problem giving him the nod. Let me just check and see if there's any disqualifying criteria though before I get too crazy suggesting that this might happen. Just give the ban record a once over and make sure there's not anything that stands out.

Quote
PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Oh, right. There's that.

As opposed to Crushed, running on an alternate name and was permanently banned

Himu · « **Reply #14390 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:00:44 PM »

I still can't believe someone snitched the thread.

Kara · « **Reply #14391 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:02:03 PM »

If GAF made me a mod no one would ever complain about the place being a hugbox again, they'd be crying for new (now old) GAF to come back like little children.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14392 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:00:44 PM

I still can't believe someone snitched the thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14393 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 30, 2014, 06:00:17 PM

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on October 30, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
You know, honestly, I think PD is often a solid poster when he isn't going overboard with the trolling. If his name was in contention, I wouldn't have any problem giving him the nod. Let me just check and see if there's any disqualifying criteria though before I get too crazy suggesting that this might happen. Just give the ban record a once over and make sure there's not anything that stands out.

Quote
PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Oh, right. There's that.

As opposed to Crushed, running on an alternate name and was permanently banned

White e-privilege.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #14394 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 30, 2014, 06:00:17 PM

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on October 30, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
You know, honestly, I think PD is often a solid poster when he isn't going overboard with the trolling. If his name was in contention, I wouldn't have any problem giving him the nod. Let me just check and see if there's any disqualifying criteria though before I get too crazy suggesting that this might happen. Just give the ban record a once over and make sure there's not anything that stands out.

Quote
PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Oh, right. There's that.

As opposed to Crushed, running on an alternate name and was permanently banned

I have no idea what you're talking about. The Terms of Service explicitly forbid the usage of alt accounts for ban evasion.

Himu · « **Reply #14395 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:05:38 PM »

Free Demi.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14396 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on October 30, 2014, 06:02:03 PM

If GAF made me a mod no one would ever complain about the place being a hugbox again, they'd be crying for new (now old) GAF to come back like little children.

You would be overthrown like so many communists.
And they'd make Liu Kang king of the hugbox.

Kara · « **Reply #14397 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 30, 2014, 06:03:08 PM

reinforce communist dictator stereotypes brehs (Image removed from quote.)

I was thinking more unfettered Jacobinism, GAF does fancy itself a bastion of liberalism after all.

Rufus · « **Reply #14398 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on October 30, 2014, 06:03:59 PM

Quote from: demi on October 30, 2014, 06:00:17 PM
As opposed to Crushed, running on an alternate name and was permanently banned

I have no idea what you're talking about. The Terms of Service explicitly forbid the usage of alt accounts for ban evasion.

The upstanding guy act doesn't work when it's you, Steve.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14399 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:22:31 PM »

If GAF made me a mod I would be fired for not following the marching orders of Devo and her SJW army to suppress the gamers voice like that Steve Youngblood toady does.

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