Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5976032 times)

zepblackstar · « **Reply #14400 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:24:32 PM »

New GAF has a new sjw feminist neckbeard Ben kuchera loves us image to protect, plus that pedo thread means quicker action on mods I would imagine..

Himu · « **Reply #14401 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:30:14 PM »

Using sjw, feminist, neckbeard in the same sentence unironically

Kara · « **Reply #14402 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:32:49 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 06:05:47 PM

You would be overthrown like so many communists.
And they'd make Liu Kang king of the hugbox.

You deal with your internal threats first before moving on to the external ones.

LKBaP will probably be crafting some long-winded diatribe that will be lost to the ether when I perm him.

You also give the masses the opportunity for upward mobility so they overlook your enthusiastic enforcement. (Thank you based Sheila Fitzpatrick.) The return of entertaining joke characters, the liberal awarding of tags to ideological supporters, etc.

toku · « **Reply #14403 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:38:33 PM »

If I ran gaf I'd burn it down, build nothing to take it's place, and celebrate the diaspora.

Dennis · « **Reply #14404 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:05:38 PM

Free Demi.

Who?

Himu · « **Reply #14405 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM »

If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14406 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:45:42 PM »

I'd cleanse Gaf one edomite at a time

Himu · « **Reply #14407 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:46:03 PM »

What about black gaf?

Your Stalker · « **Reply #14408 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:47:44 PM »

he said one edomite at a time

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14409 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:48:59 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:46:03 PM

What about black gaf?

I'd be a father figure. Lord knows they need it

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14410 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:52:24 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on October 30, 2014, 05:05:50 PM

You know, honestly, I think PD is often a solid poster when he isn't going overboard with the trolling. If his name was in contention, I wouldn't have any problem giving him the nod. Let me just check and see if there's any disqualifying criteria though before I get too crazy suggesting that this might happen. Just give the ban record a once over and make sure there's not anything that stands out.

Quote
PhoenixDark has been banned 23 times by 11 different mods and was PERMED on 2005-07-14 but got unpermed.

Oh, right. There's that.

And here I get banned 5-6 times (two of which should be stricken from my record tbh) and I only have two lived left

Himu · « **Reply #14411 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 30, 2014, 06:48:47 PM

i'd reject the offer

Seriously, assuming that I didn't have perma bans and dozens of bans under my belt, if I were made a mod I would reject it as well. Being a mod on a forum sucks. Kudos to people like Steve though. Don't know how you do it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14412 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM

If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

source your quotes

zepblackstar · « **Reply #14413 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM

If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

so a mix of SA/gawker without the tax evasion?

king of the internet · « **Reply #14414 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:03:34 PM »

I'd sell that shit and get rich af.

Himu · « **Reply #14415 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on October 30, 2014, 07:02:02 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM
If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

so a mix of SA/gawker without the tax evasion?

Yup. Surprised evi hasn't done it yet.

toku · « **Reply #14416 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:08:49 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 07:03:53 PM

Quote from: Ripclawe on October 30, 2014, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM
If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

so a mix of SA/gawker without the tax evasion?

Yup. Surprised evi hasn't done it yet.

He still wants people to like him.

king of the internet · « **Reply #14417 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:09:53 PM »

https://archive.today/WQfLP

Himu · « **Reply #14418 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:16:00 PM »

Quote from: toku on October 30, 2014, 07:08:49 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 07:03:53 PM
Quote from: Ripclawe on October 30, 2014, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 06:44:00 PM
If I ran gaf I'd monetize it by making it "exclusive" by requiring posters to pay for membership. Then I'd make a front page and make gaf the TMZ of games news. GAF is one of the biggest games news sites around these days because of its constant breaking news, and it has enough members in its pool that are capable writers who could add value to the main page.

so a mix of SA/gawker without the tax evasion?

Yup. Surprised evi hasn't done it yet.

He still wants people to like him.

Gaf as it is now though has no vision or plan. It's a game forum where people steal news. In five years there may be a different big dog in town. Happens all the time.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14419 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:17:26 PM »

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #14420 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:20:49 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2014, 10:58:41 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Honestly, this has pretty much been the best thing I've seen in this thread given the context of the post.

Also just a quick mea culpa to the prickly guy. I really like you, but just not in a homosexual way, same dynamic with PD and Ice Lady, they're obviously black as well. Which Tom Cruise cool.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14421 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »

Stealthfan, who is that in your avatar? Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire?

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #14422 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:30:34 PM »

Sheila Fitzpatrick shout out :krs:

StealthFan · « **Reply #14423 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on October 30, 2014, 07:28:42 PM

Stealthfan, who is that in your avatar? Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire?

yes

toku · « **Reply #14424 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:41:55 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 30, 2014, 07:37:25 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on October 30, 2014, 07:28:42 PM
Stealthfan, who is that in your avatar? Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire?
yes

My favorite BE scene is still one at morning in the diner. Where he says something like "How can I not take it personally? It's my life, it's all personal." horrible butchered paraphrasing.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14425 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:42:08 PM »

aka the friend from Scarface

Kara · « **Reply #14426 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:55:52 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on October 30, 2014, 07:09:53 PM

https://archive.today/WQfLP

headwalk · « **Reply #14427 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:08:38 PM »

let's all sit around and imagine, just for a moment, what GAF would look like right now if driveclub was an xbone marquee exclusive.

toku · « **Reply #14428 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:09:43 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on October 30, 2014, 08:08:38 PM

let's all sit around and imagine, just for a moment, what GAF would look like right now if driveclub was an xbone marquee exclusive.

There would be no threads about it so what's to imagine?

Kara · « **Reply #14429 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:28:41 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136666498&postcount=1

RIP OP

Also in the Nile.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14430 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 05:53:59 PM

how'd you meet? That's adorable.

The GIA

on their forums to be exact.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14431 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:34:07 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136614655&postcount=345

told

"creepy you went into my post history" was his response

as if you have to go more than 10 posts deep for one of his posts about Haley

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14432 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:38:13 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on October 30, 2014, 07:09:53 PM

https://archive.today/WQfLP

This is quite mean.

... But I don't necessarily disagree with anything he said.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14433 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:38:15 PM »

lots of b-b-b-ut my straight pride! posts in there

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14434 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:40:01 PM »

where can i express my men's fashion pride? :'(

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14435 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:40:26 PM »

Talk about the celebrity you have a permaboner for so much you can't even remember flaunting your sexuality every 3 posts on the forum brehs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14436 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:40:50 PM »

How hard is it to fucking understand that minorities treated like shit or looked down upon by society have responded by celebrating their differences, promoting "pride" and overall creating a support system for each other. Jesus fucking christ.

king of the internet · « **Reply #14437 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:41:14 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 30, 2014, 08:34:07 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136614655&postcount=345

told

"creepy you went into my post history" was his response

as if you have to go more than 10 posts deep for one of his posts about Haley

NinjaBoi calling someone else creepy

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14438 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »

Quote

You're shaming him for posts expressing he likes Hayley Williams and other women

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14439 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:45:06 PM »

Ninjaboi isn't necessarily "flaunting his sexuality" as much as "incessantly reaffirming" it, cause he's a classy lady that doth protest too much.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14440 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:45:31 PM »

Concern trolling is only becoming more malignant these days

StealthFan · « **Reply #14441 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:45:45 PM »

holding hands with a pornstar :mjlol:

StealthFan · « **Reply #14442 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:46:39 PM »

also brehs did u know i am not ghey

Kara · « **Reply #14443 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:50:41 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 30, 2014, 08:45:05 PM

Quote
You're shaming him for posts expressing he likes Hayley Williams and other women

Impeaching isn't shaming you fucking cretins.

Read a fucking dictionary instead of shitposting, the world will be better off.

king of the internet · « **Reply #14444 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:56:19 PM »

It's not even so much the frequency of how often he expresses attraction towards women (and one in particular), but the way he does it that makes me shudder.

Oops forgot to type right.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14445 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Esch on October 30, 2014, 09:06:36 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on October 30, 2014, 06:51:44 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 30, 2014, 06:48:47 PM
i'd reject the offer

You wouldn't take it just to give PD 1 day bans at a whim?

Nope, don't give a fuck. And I'd never ban PD, ever. What's the point of handing someone L's if you're going to make them unable to respond to you?

(Image removed from quote.)

the benevolence of the brown man

#DSF

zepblackstar · « **Reply #14446 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:18:08 PM »

getting that polygon luv.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14447 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:24:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 08:40:50 PM

How hard is it to fucking understand that minorities treated like shit or looked down upon by society have responded by celebrating their differences, promoting "pride" and overall creating a support system for each other. Jesus fucking christ.

Where's our pride and support system?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14448 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:25:39 PM »

was wondering when someone was going to reference jingoism about minority pride movements

A = A

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #14449 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:32:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 08:40:50 PM

How hard is it to fucking understand that minorities treated like shit or looked down upon by society have responded by celebrating their differences, promoting "pride" and overall creating a support system for each other. Jesus fucking christ.

"You guys say you want to be equal though...."

Dennis · « **Reply #14450 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM »

I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #14451 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM

I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?

SJWs have taken over GAF obviously.

Dennis · « **Reply #14452 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 30, 2014, 09:33:46 PM

Quote from: Dennis on October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM
I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?
SJWs have taken over GAF obviously.

Damn you, Devolution!

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #14453 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:36:54 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=922357

Everything should just be by Nintendo.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14454 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:37:11 PM »

ben kuchera and gaf are friends now? how did this happen?

king of the internet · « **Reply #14455 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM

I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?

I don't remember ever giving a shit about Polygon to begin with.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14456 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:54:05 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on October 30, 2014, 09:37:26 PM

Quote from: Dennis on October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM
I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?

I don't remember ever giving a shit about Polygon to begin with.

Dennis forgetting which site he's on

Himu · « **Reply #14457 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on October 30, 2014, 09:33:06 PM

I remember when we hated Polygon. What happened?

That was mostly due to the MS shill shit though

Kara · « **Reply #14458 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 30, 2014, 09:24:25 PM

Where's our pride and support system? (Image removed from quote.)

I believe it was called National Socialism.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #14459 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:29:50 PM »

it was all good just a plebiscite ago

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