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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19200 on: December 21, 2014, 06:51:55 PM »
use SJW unironically, brehs

Sounds like something an SJW would say.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19201 on: December 21, 2014, 06:53:02 PM »
#7  :noah


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« Reply #19203 on: December 21, 2014, 06:58:30 PM »
#1

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« Reply #19204 on: December 21, 2014, 07:09:22 PM »
How someone could be so apathetic towards all media and art except for Chrono Trigger is some Dateline NBC shit. I mean, watching and rewatching HBO shows for the past decade has soured me completely on network TV, but goddamn, Chrono Trigger is not that good.
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« Reply #19205 on: December 21, 2014, 07:34:42 PM »
I don't think Chrono Trigger is all that either :aah
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19206 on: December 21, 2014, 07:59:32 PM »
Amir0x went full SJW.

Hey, maybe he will be a mod again before we know it. Better go agree with him.
I think he's just full pandering taco.


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« Reply #19208 on: December 21, 2014, 08:13:42 PM »
Agree 100% with this OP, fuck any idiot who disagrees:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956680

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« Reply #19209 on: December 21, 2014, 08:14:56 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956776

"Heh, I don't fall into this category at all! How much of a loser do you have to be to do this?














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« Reply #19210 on: December 21, 2014, 08:19:03 PM »
I'm a pleb when it comes to social issues, but for me it'll always come down to the quality of the product or art itself. Iggy Azalea sucks not because its a dumb white bimboni trying to rap, she sucks because she can't fucking rap. If Koreans thought of new pizza recipes and ingredients, I would be against that if the new pizzas suck, not because Koreans tried to make pizza.

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« Reply #19213 on: December 21, 2014, 08:31:54 PM »
Thing is, nobody's really tripping off white people in hiphop. As long as you're a student of the game and have at least some semblance of talent, it really doesn't matter what race you are. I don't know how many times PD has to type it but the problem with Iggy is that she's literally exploiting the genre because this was a last ditch effort to save her sinking career and it happened to work with the right co-signs. Most people don't really care about this fact though because from what I can tell, it's a bunch of entitled cacs on the internet feeling threatened that they can't claim something as their own, despite being more than welcome since it's inception.



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« Reply #19216 on: December 21, 2014, 08:45:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144329719&postcount=112
 :gurl

C'mon now, drawing a line in the sand when it comes to porn weirdness. White girls inflating their assholes and vaginas, whale sized 70 years old with enough bush and tinder to start forest fires. No matter where you look porn is weird.

Japanese porn is generally ass because it revolves around women acting like the dick is dipped in glass. The best porn out there is when it seems like the woman getting fucked is having a time of their life.
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« Reply #19217 on: December 21, 2014, 08:45:28 PM »
When iggy azealdfaida comes in on a track and you hear that struggle delivery (Image removed from quote.)

Sounds like a character Gearbox is going to put in Borderlands 3  (Image removed from quote.)

Nicca you try rapping complex flows while putting on a completely fake accent and see if your delivery doesn't struggle
Drake does it all the time.
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« Reply #19218 on: December 21, 2014, 08:46:20 PM »
Censored porn  :pacspit

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« Reply #19219 on: December 21, 2014, 08:47:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144329719&postcount=112
 :gurl

C'mon now, drawing a line in the sand when it comes to porn weirdness. White girls inflating their assholes and vaginas, whale sized 70 years old with enough bush and tinder to start forest fires. No matter where you look porn is weird.

Japanese porn is generally ass because it revolves around women acting like the dick is dipped in glass. The best porn out there is when it seems like the woman getting fucked is having a time of their life.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144330073&postcount=119

 :kobeyuck

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« Reply #19220 on: December 21, 2014, 08:50:05 PM »
Granted, most women in Japanese porn act like they're getting raped.

So is that video just straight up gang rape, forreal rape? That's not nice or dandy at all.
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« Reply #19221 on: December 21, 2014, 09:02:12 PM »
I remember when I found my dads porn stash after he passed. It was jap porn and while the bitch was obviously legal she was dressed like a school girl. The sounds she made...

I still love you pops but goddam :tocry
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« Reply #19222 on: December 21, 2014, 09:05:25 PM »
As a young teen I got a bunch of games for my OG Xbox for my birthday, one of those games was:


My dad came into my room later that day while I was playing the game, to check if I was jerking it to a videogame. I had no urge to jerk to it, I legitimately wanted a volleyball sports game. I passed the test. 
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« Reply #19223 on: December 21, 2014, 09:25:50 PM »
Test failed here.

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« Reply #19224 on: December 21, 2014, 09:30:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144335437&postcount=126
 :beli

Yeah, because Latino people were force fed Jazz by the American military, and Italians launched nuclear Pizzas onto Manhattan. Get fucked.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19225 on: December 21, 2014, 09:30:52 PM »
This page is...weird.
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« Reply #19227 on: December 21, 2014, 09:42:51 PM »
.....
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« Reply #19228 on: December 21, 2014, 09:46:20 PM »
jizz isn't that color :beli
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« Reply #19229 on: December 21, 2014, 09:53:42 PM »

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« Reply #19230 on: December 21, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.
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« Reply #19231 on: December 21, 2014, 10:07:22 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19232 on: December 21, 2014, 10:17:19 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.

You mad it didn't happen to you? What an odd thread to single out....life happens.
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« Reply #19233 on: December 21, 2014, 10:17:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.

The gift she brought back from mexico for him:

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« Reply #19234 on: December 21, 2014, 10:18:08 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.

You mad it didn't happen to you? What an odd thread to single out....life happens.
What? Oh and you owe me daps, breh. I'll let you rectify the situation tho.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19235 on: December 21, 2014, 10:20:44 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=956827

Trip to Mexico eh? Gotta love straycations, where bitches go with all their girlfriends and get dicked :lawd

These trips always breed cuckoldry.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19236 on: December 21, 2014, 10:28:37 PM »
I passed the test.

I legitimately wanted a volleyball sports game.

I'm not so sure

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« Reply #19237 on: December 21, 2014, 10:29:40 PM »
jizz isn't that color :beli

Yeah is that fucking Elmers glue or something :lol

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« Reply #19238 on: December 21, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »
I passed the test.

I legitimately wanted a volleyball sports game.

I'm not so sure

Breh its the most legit volleyball game ever.

EVER.

Volleyball in middle school and high school was the shit, way funner than any other gym activity.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19239 on: December 21, 2014, 10:39:00 PM »
Doax is a great game
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19240 on: December 21, 2014, 10:56:21 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/pVRqfJO.jpg?1

 :nsfanyone

Nice glue. I hope you cleaned up that Lei-Fang card after.

Doax is a great game

Except for the girls throwing away my goddamn 1million Zack $ Venus. FUCKING ACCEPT IT AND PUT IT IN THE CLOSET. YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR IT. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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« Reply #19241 on: December 21, 2014, 11:04:53 PM »
It's milk. Fools. Like I would mess up my Lei Fang Lithograph.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19242 on: December 21, 2014, 11:06:16 PM »
keep drinking milk from animals in your twenties brehs

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« Reply #19243 on: December 21, 2014, 11:13:11 PM »
maybe it was coconut milk
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19244 on: December 21, 2014, 11:14:11 PM »
keep drinking milk from animals in your twenties brehs

I want to argue this but  :larry

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« Reply #19245 on: December 21, 2014, 11:15:32 PM »
Why would you argue anything? Milk is good. It's not at all odd to have to milk around. What kind of person would'nt....

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19246 on: December 21, 2014, 11:16:14 PM »
Milk is delicious...
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« Reply #19247 on: December 21, 2014, 11:21:39 PM »
keep drinking milk from animals in your twenties brehs

:beli

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19248 on: December 21, 2014, 11:26:53 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144285694&postcount=43

Sony fans really are the new Nintendo fans, aren't they?

Are you kidding?  Sfags were continuously asshurt about something from 2006-2009, when the salve known as the Slim PS3 cooled their anal burning.
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« Reply #19249 on: December 21, 2014, 11:28:21 PM »
Milk tastes disgusting
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« Reply #19250 on: December 21, 2014, 11:31:23 PM »
By the way, people should get pissed about Iggy Azalea.  Once record companies have successfully figured out how to market white girl rappers into multimillion selling artists, it will be over for everyone else.  They'll keep Drake and Macklemore for appearance purposes but the rest of the mainstream genre will be filled with twenty year old white girls rapping about having swagger. 
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« Reply #19251 on: December 21, 2014, 11:31:34 PM »
Outside of the rare chance I have cookies or brownies, or I'm making cereal as a last resort, I don't fuck with milk like I used to  :yeshrug

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« Reply #19252 on: December 21, 2014, 11:32:18 PM »
Probably the saddest group of fucks of all time on the internet.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448512

 :shaq2

All that fervor, hate, joy, and anguish over a Indiana Jones styled romp. Gross, fucking gross.
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« Reply #19253 on: December 21, 2014, 11:32:33 PM »
keep drinking milk from animals in your twenties brehs

:beli

He's not talking Oscar's semen, Andy-kun. :beli

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« Reply #19254 on: December 21, 2014, 11:33:49 PM »
The way I see it, 65% of people can't even drink milk, so it's my duty to enjoy it since they can't. :mouf

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« Reply #19255 on: December 21, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »
keep drinking milk from animals in your twenties brehs

:beli

He's not talking Oscar's semen, Andy-kun. :beli

I know the difference. :hitler Milk doesn't taste like strawberries :mouf

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« Reply #19256 on: December 21, 2014, 11:35:09 PM »
By the way, people should get pissed about Iggy Azalea.  Once record companies have successfully figured out how to market white girl rappers into multimillion selling artists, it will be over for everyone else.  They'll keep Drake and Macklemore for appearance purposes but the rest of the mainstream genre will be filled with twenty year old white girls rapping about having swagger.

white folks can have rap

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19257 on: December 21, 2014, 11:36:00 PM »
*Sitting here drinking Baileys Irish Coffee*

Mmmm creamy.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19258 on: December 21, 2014, 11:37:20 PM »
Almond milk. :noah
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19259 on: December 21, 2014, 11:38:35 PM »
Almond milk is okay
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