1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[toku]

how old is your asian wife?

[king of the internet]

life goal: get a cougar to financially support me 

"i want a mommy i can sleep with, too"

fucking lol

grow up, manbabies

I'm never gonna grow up. I'm like Peter Pan but if Peter Pan was a depressed alcoholic.

Someone please take care of me. I'm profoundly broken and gonna die out here on my own.  Cute moms please help .

btw show me me the respect I don't deserve and address me directly you passive aggressive little cum stain

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117382619&postcount=25

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117382619&postcount=25

Breaking Bad avatar, perfect.

[SantaC]

neogaf logic

720p on wii U = meh it doesnt matter. Gameplay >> graphics
720p on xboxone = fuck EA, this game is unplayable

[Take My Breh Away]

neogaf logic

720p on wii U = meh it doesnt matter. Gameplay >> graphics
720p on xboxone = fuck EA, this game is unplayable

Anything you want on PC = PC ELITISTS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Gaming side is as predictable as the sunrise at this point. Though to be fair, Hardline looks rancid as fuck and there's better looking games running 1080 60 on both the consoles.

[JaseC]

3's story was gross. That fucking fairy.

I could describe GOW3's story with those exact same words.

God of War was always more of an action adventure, rather than a pure slasher. Unfortunately the last 3rd of 3 was underwhelming as all fuck.

I never thought I'd say this about Greek mythology, but next game needs to move beyond it; SSM's creative well is clearly dry at this point. I didn't see 3 through to the end and the only reason I finished Ascension is that I was playing it with a mate who absolutely adores the series.

Having said that, the only console I own at the moment is a Wii with a broken IR port. But I'll be grabbing a PS4 as soon as Dick Smith starts flogging off some old stock for AUD$399.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117382619&postcount=25

Good lord

[kick51]

europe vs. usa threads are always fun:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987989


"fookin yanks can't get kinder chocolate or real sugar coke ya bloody wankas!  they just eat mcdonalds and hershey bars and cans of HFCS!"

"hee haw, we got the mexican coke and guns y'all!"

"I hope you aren't serious about guns!  They're dangerous!  Every civilized cuntry except ye has outlawed them m8!" 

"*posts american flag*"

[thisismyusername]

720p on xboxone = fuck EA, this game is unplayable

To be fair, consoles (not named Wii) last gen were 720p or below despite stating they supported 1080p. Consoles this gen should be at least above 720p.

Consoles stay losing.

[Kara]

Karakand, what if instead of doing private practice, you took a Big 4 job?

I would have to get over my debilitating disdain for playing nice with other people, which is possible, but a noteworthy stumbling block nonetheless.

I do however have a mind unencumbered by logical thinking (i.e. I'm insane) which is an asset when being on the cutting edge of tax compliance "innovation". (The only way I'd both stay in corporate tax and in a large operation was if I could be part of a department that basically comes up with stupid ways to flip off the IRC.) e.g. I was working on a voluntary disclosure case and the taxpayer had a peculiar set of circumstances. While working on my portion of the disclosure I noticed that the taxpayer was eligible to file a U.S. resident tax return (and thus exclude a type of foreign source income which comprised the bulk of their annual gross income under the terms of an international tax treaty) but under the nonresident rules of the voluntary disclosure program (thus avoiding a nasty penalty only applied to people filing under the resident rules of the program).

[StealthFan]

Playing PS3 games on my 48 inch 1080p display

[kick51]

life goal: get a cougar to financially support me 

"i want a mommy i can sleep with, too"

fucking lol

grow up, manbabies

[StealthFan]

[Mr. Nobody]

The upcoming excuses though

[Joe Molotov]

lawl, you guys are caping for Fox News? Figures.

[SantaC]

gaf really hates AMD. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=988067

Any reason why they're so far up Nvidia's ass?

Imagine if Nvidia had monopoly on the graphics market 

[thisismyusername]

Imagine if Nvidia had monopoly on the graphics market 

Well, at least drivers would work. *cough*

http://i.imgur.com/mmSAWND.png

[SantaC]

Imagine if Nvidia had monopoly on the graphics market 

Well, at least drivers would work. *cough*

http://i.imgur.com/mmSAWND.png

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funny, because I dont have any trouble with the current AMD drivers (omega)

But if Nvidia was alone on the market you would see a similar roadmap as Intel have. (mostly rehashes and slow releases) No panic to get new stuff out.

[Mr. Nobody]

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Better Call Saul tonight! 

[benjipwns]

AMD couldn't really afford to compete with Intel so I doubt Intel ever was in panic mode regarding them. Especially in the server market.

Compared to Intel's recent graphics leaps, both AMD and nVidia look like they've mostly been doing rehashes.

EDIT: Reading the thread, not really seeing the nVidia conspiracy. People are just making fun of a feature that's been used by like two and soon to be four games, same as anyone would with PhysX.

Lots of people were excited about Mantle.

The so far up nVidia butt posts:

no one will use this unless they are paid by amd

TressFX...yeah, turned it off in a couple of minutes. The performance hit was massive, and I just don't care for 'incredible hair tech'. I'd rather watch a shampoo ad.

AMD best get down to announcing their new cards instead!

Make it more efficient and we have a winner here AMD, the improvements sounds promising especially the AA solutions.

Thank god, I was afraid with so many people complaining about TressFX being a waste of resources that they were going to stop making/updating the tech. I need MORE games with pretty hair.


Not even slightly being facetious, I made a thread about how much I loved TressFX in Tomb Raider and how so many games since then have truly felt 'last gen' by comparison.

[SantaC]

Lots of people were excited about Mantle.

actually I remember most people on gaf making fun of mantle.

[Broseidon]

@Kara

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151150433&postcount=432

[Kara]

@Kara

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151150433&postcount=432

[thisismyusername]

He edited, what was it?

[Broseidon]

Dunno, didn't see it before the edit.

[fizzel]

Imagine if Nvidia had monopoly on the graphics market 

Well, at least drivers would work. *cough*

http://i.imgur.com/mmSAWND.png

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funny, because I dont have any trouble with the current AMD drivers (omega)

But if Nvidia was alone on the market you would see a similar roadmap as Intel have. (mostly rehashes and slow releases) No panic to get new stuff out.

I've used both recently, there's barely anything between them driver wise for the end user. I'd also say neither software package is particularly great. GeForce's "experience" in particular was nothing but an endless fucking nightmare for me since the day it was released.

As for GAF, it's a site for shills and nvidia's marketing budget absolutely dwarfs AMDs.

[Take My Breh Away]

Speaking of shills. The Order threads are getting restless. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151149260&postcount=1426
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151149290&postcount=1427
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151155779&postcount=1449

The Sony astroturf brigade are losing their mind over this 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987857

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[Your Stalker]

What's that bish checked thing supposed to be?

[thisismyusername]

What's that bish checked thing supposed to be?

Some stupid Bish deepthroating meme.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987857

If the only thing you want to talk about at a party is politics you're not old, you're stupid and / or have no adult career to worry about losing by alienating people with your politics.

[benjipwns]

If the only thing you want to talk about at a party is politics you're not old, you're stupid and / or have no adult career to worry about losing by alienating people with your politics.

So obviously I spew all kinds of stuff that they find fascinating like comparing MRI of super loyal people for brands with religious people or how people jump on the Beats bandwagon and don't know any other brands cause advertising and product placement is just the best for Beats. I've got them so roped into psych stuff so I eventually mention my research study about eye movement and schizophrenia. They're like "whoa".

[kick51]

Speaking of shills. The Order threads are getting restless. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151149260&postcount=1426
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151149290&postcount=1427
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151155779&postcount=1449

The Sony astroturf brigade are losing their mind over this 

hilarious ways of saying "people are trolling us because we visibly show fear on a forum when it happens"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987857

imagine spending an hour reading that, then typing up a thoughtful response

[king of the internet]

Yeah not to be rude but I don't go to parties looking to spend the night listening to some dweeb spew his opinions on current events.

[benjipwns]

Yeah not to be rude but I don't go to parties looking to spend the night listening to some dweeb spew his opinions on current events.

That's because you're ignoring that the point of parties is to WIN.

I'm 43-17 all time at parties.

[headwalk]

americans talking about politics at parties is a special kind of awful that i've only witnessed a few times but am always floored by just how deafeningly grating it can be.

though they're usually in east london.

[thisismyusername]

americans talking about politics at parties is a special kind of awful that i've only witnessed a few times but am always floored by just how deafeningly grating it can be.

though they're usually in east london.

Well, there you go Green. Narrowed it down. He's in West London or South London or North London now.

Also terrisus posting in the Gay thread. 

[king of the internet]

Yeah not to be rude but I don't go to parties looking to spend the night listening to some dweeb spew his opinions on current events.

But then if I had to choose between discussing politics and marvel faggotry...I'd probably just go home. The NeoGAF OT section has convinced me that marvel devotees are in the same bottom rung of non-humans as "hardcore" gamers.

[jakefromstatefarm]

But then if I had to choose between discussing politics and marvel faggotry...I'd probably just go home.

It depends on who's talking. Like I'd def want to be in the room when benji and Kara are discussing labor organization and the absinthe is flowing like water.

[benjipwns]

Yeah, you can just be sitting around talking about stuff and someone starts talking about how much they want people to get terminal cancers or have their knees destroyed or suffer some other serious life-changing injury.

[parallax]

Yeah not to be rude but I don't go to parties looking to spend the night listening to some dweeb spew his opinions on current events.

But then if I had to choose between discussing politics and marvel faggotry...I'd probably just go home. The NeoGAF OT section has convinced me that marvel devotees are in the same bottom rung of non-humans as "hardcore" gamers.

ive been saying that shit for a minute. comic movie fans have somehow become horrible.

[king of the internet]

Yeah not to be rude but I don't go to parties looking to spend the night listening to some dweeb spew his opinions on current events.

But then if I had to choose between discussing politics and marvel faggotry...I'd probably just go home. The NeoGAF OT section has convinced me that marvel devotees are in the same bottom rung of non-humans as "hardcore" gamers.

ive been saying that shit for a minute. comic movie fans have somehow become horrible.

It's definitely related to the Avengers / GotG explosion of popularity imo. I'm mostly indifferent towards the actual marvel products, I just wish their fans would shut the fuck up for a moment.

[benjipwns]

GOTG has been the amusing thing to me because like I never questioned if someone knew about Captain America and Iron Man and so on before, but don't go pretending that you knew the whole published canon about Groot ffs.

[parallax]

It's definitely related to the Avengers / GotG explosion of popularity imo. I'm mostly indifferent towards the actual marvel products, I just wish their fans would shut the fuck up for a moment.

theyve been bringing their brand of stupid to actual comic discussions as well. its the bleeding of it all that irritates me. you dont read the comics, and thats fine. but acting like you do makes me want to start telling people to shut the fuck up

GOTG has been the amusing thing to me because like I never questioned if someone knew about Captain America and Iron Man and so on before, but don't go pretending that you knew the whole published canon about Groot ffs.

pretty much.

[king of the internet]

Chris Pratt avatars are definitely the new Walter White avatars in that they're almost always a telltale sign of a garbage poster.

[benjipwns]

theyve been bringing their brand of stupid to actual comic discussions as well. its the bleeding of it all that irritates me. you dont read the comics, and thats fine. but acting like you do makes me want to start telling people to shut the fuck up

Saw this in the GAF thread were people were losing their shit over what's probably another Joker fakeout when none of them are even reading the comics, let alone this specific run/story that's presented multiple ones.

[Joe Molotov]

GOTG has been the amusing thing to me because like I never questioned if someone knew about Captain America and Iron Man and so on before, but don't go pretending that you knew the whole published canon about Groot ffs.

I'd never even heard of GOTG before the movie.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987857

That post is fucking hilarious.  This guy thinks that parties are the same as reading and posting on NeoGAF OT.  The "How do I real life?" threads on GAF never get old and never stop being funny.

[parallax]

theyve been bringing their brand of stupid to actual comic discussions as well. its the bleeding of it all that irritates me. you dont read the comics, and thats fine. but acting like you do makes me want to start telling people to shut the fuck up

Saw this in the GAF thread were people were losing their shit over what's probably another Joker fakeout when none of them are even reading the comics, let alone this specific run/story that's presented multiple ones.

they do that often. the first secret wars thread had people hyped, then pissed because they were expecting a movie announcement. then they proceeded to shit up the thread. and now everything that happens in comics is reactionary to what happens in movies.

[benjipwns]

when you get that sideways comment about mexicans or black people or slavery 7 drinks in


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV7m6IIN_tI#t=5m55s

[Phoenix Dark]

when you get that sideways comment about mexicans or black people or slavery 7 drinks in


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV7m6IIN_tI#t=5m55s

be knee deep in debt and working insane hours making less than ever brehs

or be a dentist, work 2-5 days a week, little debt, and make six figures

[toku]

Sometimes people will ask my opinion on policies, and I'm happy to talk about that to some extent. I hate discussions about politics though. Finding out that people you thought were cool are actually birthers who think people who can't get health insurance need to work harder or die is always a buzzkill. The problem with politics is that some opinions are really ugly, and they aren't all that rare.

when you get that sideways comment about mexicans or black people or slavery 7 drinks in


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best is when you're at the bar and all these dudes are having white hot debates (basically yelling agreements at each other) at the bar and you're just trying to zone out, enjoy the drink see what's going on at the other bar. Then the one liberal leaning white girl jumps in, looks at you, puts a hand on your shoulder and goes "well what do you think?"

[Phoenix Dark]

No, the best is when you're at the bar after your friends leave and a race debate breaks out a couple seats away. Then a 40something yo white woman turns to you and says "hold on guys...excuse me sir, are you a black father?"

[kick51]

most awkward thing i've seen is a very drunk german guy yelling about how Germany shouldn't even exist as a country anymore after WW2.  like 30 people kinda silent while he let it all out.   

[toku]

No, the best is when you're at the bar after your friends leave and a race debate breaks out a couple seats away. Then a 40something yo white woman turns to you and says "hold on guys...excuse me sir, are you a black father?"

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yeah that's never happened to me. Lose some weight nicca

[StealthFan]

[Phoenix Dark]

No, the best is when you're at the bar after your friends leave and a race debate breaks out a couple seats away. Then a 40something yo white woman turns to you and says "hold on guys...excuse me sir, are you a black father?"

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yeah that's never happened to me. Lose some weight nicca

[toku]

nicca im a filthy immigrant with no steady income and I'm still like 170 5"11 on a bad day nicca what excuse you got I'll wait.