Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905948 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23460 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:16:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151602071&postcount=307

demi · « **Reply #23461 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:16:42 PM »

Lol, the story shuri is referencing is our very own porn expert Green Man. It was GilloD who was defending him I think. He did post the proof (that was his sister). I hope shuri doesnt think thats actually a fake story.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23462 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:17:59 PM »

Give people money so they can buy a 3DS for themselves and make their sister pose with it for legitimacy brehs.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23463 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:56:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 11, 2015, 12:16:42 PM

Lol, the story shuri is referencing is our very own porn expert Green Man. It was GilloD who was defending him I think. He did post the proof (that was his sister). I hope shuri doesnt think thats actually a fake story.

lol, I was about to say, wasn't that Green Man?

Still not as embarrassing as Borys' PSP begging.

thabiz · « **Reply #23464 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:58:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990002

next couple of days are going to be amazing. AMAZING!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23465 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:00:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151611683&postcount=329

loving how that thread has turned into an amirox hate-in.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23466 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:07:39 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 11, 2015, 01:00:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151611683&postcount=329

loving how that thread has turned into an amirox hate-in.

Servers him right.

*spits on ground.

demi · « **Reply #23467 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 11, 2015, 12:56:36 PM

Quote from: demi on February 11, 2015, 12:16:42 PM
Lol, the story shuri is referencing is our very own porn expert Green Man. It was GilloD who was defending him I think. He did post the proof (that was his sister). I hope shuri doesnt think thats actually a fake story.

lol, I was about to say, wasn't that Green Man?

Still not as embarrassing as Borys' PSP begging.

Fun fact - Borys has yet to post any PSP impressions let alone play it since receiving his free PSP from groveling like a dirty poor

king of the internet · « **Reply #23468 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:16:44 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 11, 2015, 01:00:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151611683&postcount=329

loving how that thread has turned into an amirox hate-in.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151613345&postcount=332

Simple minded fool. I don't believe the money donated to Amirox's was 100% funneled towards his drug habit. I'm sure most went to his mom. I also don't believe he laughed maniacally while watching his paypal blow up. But within a year or just months of all that business, he was openly boasting about his massive inventory of drugs. It's p clear that while receiving that money he used his own income or maybe even some of the donation money to get high. There's no way for us to know for sure but knowing he's a scumbag and everything it's kinda hard to give him a benefit of doubt.

But like always when this topic comes up, I don't knock his hustle. If you wanna donate money to a stranger on the internet with no accountability, you gotta know the risk you're taking.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23469 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:19:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=989990

Molyneux

huckleberry · « **Reply #23470 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:28:36 PM »

Thought I would get banned for the scAmir0x comment. Guess even the other mods still remember what a shitheel he is.

kick51 · « **Reply #23471 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:35:45 PM »

Quote from: thabiz on February 11, 2015, 12:58:59 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990002

next couple of days are going to be amazing. AMAZING!

i wonder who will melt down in that thread

that muscular falco avatar is just shudder inducing

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #23472 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:36:00 PM »

Quote from: huckleberry on February 11, 2015, 01:28:36 PM

Thought I would get banned for the scAmir0x comment. Guess even the other mods still remember what a shitheel he is.

You will now

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23473 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:49:25 PM »

Quote from: huckleberry on February 11, 2015, 01:28:36 PM

Thought I would get banned for the scAmir0x comment. Guess even the other mods still remember what a shitheel he is.

FatalT · « **Reply #23474 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:55:22 PM »

Defend a smut novel for women on an internet gaming forum, brehs! *hangs head in shame*

StealthFan · « **Reply #23475 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:59:14 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #23476 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:12:37 PM »

I gave someone restricted assets for a cause and they spent their unrestricted assets on something else. I have no problem with this and I have no idea how money works.

king of the internet · « **Reply #23477 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:25:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151605884#post151605884

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151625789&postcount=1429

mormapope · « **Reply #23478 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:39:49 PM »

I actually harbor no hate for the game itself thinking about it.

Everyone involved with the hype cycle that have the skin thickness of bratwurst? They deserve to have their PS4s get doused with cat piss and dog shit.

Himu · « **Reply #23479 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:02:00 PM »

Did green man really do that?

mormapope · « **Reply #23480 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:41:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990242

What de fuck.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23481 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:46:24 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 03:25:38 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151605884#post151605884

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151625789&postcount=1429

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151623407&postcount=1420

The Pro-Order side is starting to lose it

Quote from: mormapope on February 11, 2015, 04:41:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990242

What de fuck.

Unironically death to everyone in that thread who doesn't say NG

Himu · « **Reply #23482 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:50:24 PM »

What happened to itagaki's scars???

king of the internet · « **Reply #23483 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:58:53 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 11, 2015, 04:41:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990242

What de fuck.

So are all the people with those hideous Knack avatars sony sluts? I know they come from some dumb bet but every poster I've seen with that avatar has been awful.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #23484 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23485 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

WTF

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23486 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

mormapope · « **Reply #23487 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:12:11 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 04:58:53 PM

So are all the people with those hideous Knack avatars sony sluts? I know they come from some dumb bet but every poster I've seen with that avatar has been awful.

9/10 yes.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23488 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:17:56 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 11, 2015, 04:41:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990242

What de fuck.

They're right though. And anyone who isn't in the NG side is on the garbage side.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23489 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:18:57 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 11, 2015, 05:17:56 PM

Quote from: mormapope on February 11, 2015, 04:41:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990242

What de fuck.
They're right though. And anyone who isn't in the NG side is on the garbage side.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23490 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

Well, given that books don't have gameplay either, isn't it every book then?

king of the internet · « **Reply #23491 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:35:48 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 11, 2015, 05:34:06 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 10, 2015, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on February 10, 2015, 11:22:54 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 10, 2015, 11:17:27 PM
The rise of the review thread on GAF that now replace the OT's since those can't come up until very late is another example of GAF trying to fix one problem and creating another one that is equally bad.

If there wasn't review threads, there would be multi-thousand post gameplay video threads, or really any other type of thread to fuel the Glorious Hype Train™. It's just what NeoGAF culture is all about. Too late to change that shit. Trying to control those threads is like pulling weeds.

Which is what he's saying. Pulling the OT from two weeks early means the "NICE OT!" shitposts are now review shitposts.

I'm totally ok with this. Although are OT creation privileges still reserved in advance?

Yeah, there's an OT OT where people are claiming literally unannounced games or stuff that's still years off.

Himu · « **Reply #23492 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:00:27 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

He should read Berserk. A lot of the designs in Souls games are influenced by Berserk. It also has a kind of similar setting.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23493 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:20:18 PM »

Fashion threads on Gaf are always hilarious, people are so baffled and puzzled. And this isnt really a full on fashion thread, just a dude giving some advice so you dont like a hobo and have some respect for yourself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990314

'bu bu bu why should i throw away my old six month old underwear....what an elitist!!!'

Himu · « **Reply #23494 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:22:52 PM »

No, they're kind of right. Vogue sucks and is for upper class women who can afford to buy the crap they advertise. Any man taking this article seriously obviously doesn't know who the fuck Vogue caters to. Every man should like and be good at a sport? What kind of stupid requirement is that? Imagine the kind of woman who would say that.

Redbook 4 life

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23495 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:24:49 PM »

Not really, and how is owning a few nice dress shirt and owning a suit or whatever 'upper class'? Da fuk? Same for him saying to throw out your underwear every few months, its just fucking hygiene.

Same for the sport bit. Its jsut another way of saying to be active and having a hobby.

I own a bunch of Tom Ford items and Im faaaar from upper class.

Himu · « **Reply #23496 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:27:24 PM »

Who said you shouldn't own a suit or dress in my post?

It's well known that Vogue is elitist and upper class targeted. Most women who buy it do so because of the name attached and the items being nice to look at, not because they can afford the items featured in it.

Saying "every man should have a hobby" is much different than "every man should know how to play and be good at a certain sport"

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23497 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:29:11 PM »

Quote from: Kraftwerk on February 11, 2015, 06:24:49 PM

Not really, and how is owning a few nice dress shirt and owning a suit or whatever 'upper class'? Da fuk? Same for him saying to throw out your underwear every few months, its just fucking hygiene.

You wash your fucking underwear every few days/once a week. That's hygiene enough. What are you going to do, Kraft? Burn them and your bedsheets every six months?

Himu is right: Vogue is for upper-class women most of the time. I'd lump GQ in with as well but GQ at least has some "fratboy" humor now and then to go with their upper-mid-class style spreads.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #23498 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:30:23 PM »

I quoted the wrong post and I can't be arsed to correct my mistake. Fuck it.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23499 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:31:12 PM »

I buy new underwear/socks every month.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23500 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:33:21 PM »

You must be extremely anal, dude. So long as your washing your stuff you don't need to replace it until it's holey/abused to hell.

king of the internet · « **Reply #23501 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:35:22 PM »

I dunno about that specific thread, but in general there's definitely a significant portion of the forum that takes offense to any kind of fashion standard. There's always a strong sentiment of I'll wear whatever I want, I don't care what anyone thinks of me, fuck the haters!!!. That's fine, wear whatever you want. If transition lenses or fedoras (um, it's a trilby) or stained sweatpants make you happy, then more power to you. Just know that you most likely look like giant dork and/or a slob, and that no one is going to want to touch your genitals.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23502 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:36:23 PM »

I like having fresh underwear, under-shirts & socks. Such a good feeling.

Its not like they are costing me that much.

Kara · « **Reply #23503 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:38:46 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

This is what happens when you don't bully people for being culturally ignorant.

Himu · « **Reply #23504 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:38:46 PM »

I agree that the general sentiment of the forum is anti-fashion, but that particular thread they're right. Personally, I dress formal or casual almost every day and still think that article is absurd.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23505 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 11, 2015, 06:38:46 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

This is what happens when you don't bully people for being culturally ignorant.

Please go in there and recommend some socialist books or something that would make my head explode, please. Just do it subtlely. They won't know the "real Dark Souls begins here."

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 06:35:22 PM

I dunno about that specific thread, but in general there's definitely a significant portion of the forum that takes offense to any kind of fashion standard. There's always a strong sentiment of I'll wear whatever I want, I don't care what anyone thinks of me, fuck the haters!!!. That's fine, wear whatever you want. If transition lenses or fedoras (um, it's a trilby) or stained sweatpants make you happy, then more power to you. Just know that you most likely look like giant dork and/or a slob, and that no one is going to want to touch your genitals.

So... as you saying you dress like Vogue?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 11, 2015, 06:42:50 PM

I gotta admit, I'm pretty anti-fashion. Not because it takes effort to look nice, but because everyone I've met that's fashionable has been an insufferable whiny asshole.

Mac on blast?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23506 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:42:50 PM »

I gotta admit, I'm pretty anti-fashion. Not because it takes effort to look nice, but because everyone I've met that's fashionable has been an insufferable whiny asshole.

Himu · « **Reply #23507 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:45:47 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 11, 2015, 06:42:50 PM

I gotta admit, I'm pretty anti-fashion. Not because it takes effort to look nice, but because everyone I've met that's fashionable has been an insufferable whiny asshole.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23508 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:46:50 PM »

When I say fashionable think less Himu and more Nudemacs

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23509 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:48:41 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 11, 2015, 06:41:41 PM

Mac on blast?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 11, 2015, 06:46:50 PM

When I say fashionable think less Himu and more Nudemacs

Mac totally on blast.

king of the internet · « **Reply #23510 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:54:31 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 11, 2015, 06:41:41 PM

Quote from: Vularai on February 11, 2015, 06:38:46 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

This is what happens when you don't bully people for being culturally ignorant.

Please go in there and recommend some socialist books or something that would make my head explode, please. Just do it subtlely. They won't know the "real Dark Souls begins here."

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 06:35:22 PM
I dunno about that specific thread, but in general there's definitely a significant portion of the forum that takes offense to any kind of fashion standard. There's always a strong sentiment of I'll wear whatever I want, I don't care what anyone thinks of me, fuck the haters!!!. That's fine, wear whatever you want. If transition lenses or fedoras (um, it's a trilby) or stained sweatpants make you happy, then more power to you. Just know that you most likely look like giant dork and/or a slob, and that no one is going to want to touch your genitals.

So... as you saying you dress like Vogue?

Don't know anything of or give a shit about Vogue. I'm not into high-end or trendy fashion. Outside of any specific context, I tend to dress comfortably while also putting effort into figuring out what suites me best. It's not really about pleasing others, it just feels nice to look good and that requires at least some effort. Plus I need something to distract people from my terrible personality.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23511 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:55:03 PM »

those who can, do; those who can't, take shots from the sidelines.

Himu · « **Reply #23512 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:56:48 PM »

things got awkwarrrrd

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23513 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:57:48 PM »

they hate us cuz they ain't us :'(

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23514 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:00:46 PM »

WTS one month old Tom Ford underwear. Has one hole in the rear

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23515 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:01:31 PM »

Quote from: Kraftwerk on February 11, 2015, 07:00:46 PM

WTS one month old Tom Ford underwear. Has one hole in the rear

You sure you want to sell those? Not write them off as a business expense?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23516 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:04:05 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 11, 2015, 07:01:31 PM

Quote from: Kraftwerk on February 11, 2015, 07:00:46 PM
WTS one month old Tom Ford underwear. Has one hole in the rear

You sure you want to sell those? Not write them off as a business expense?

paging kara

and I don't think tom ford does underwear, just boxers.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23517 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:04:49 PM »

o.k that legit made me laugh

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23518 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:09:48 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 06:54:31 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 11, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: Vularai on February 11, 2015, 06:38:46 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 11, 2015, 05:02:40 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

This is what happens when you don't bully people for being culturally ignorant.

Please go in there and recommend some socialist books or something that would make my head explode, please. Just do it subtlely. They won't know the "real Dark Souls begins here."

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 06:35:22 PM
I dunno about that specific thread, but in general there's definitely a significant portion of the forum that takes offense to any kind of fashion standard. There's always a strong sentiment of I'll wear whatever I want, I don't care what anyone thinks of me, fuck the haters!!!. That's fine, wear whatever you want. If transition lenses or fedoras (um, it's a trilby) or stained sweatpants make you happy, then more power to you. Just know that you most likely look like giant dork and/or a slob, and that no one is going to want to touch your genitals.

So... as you saying you dress like Vogue?

Don't know anything of or give a shit about Vogue. I'm not into high-end or trendy fashion. Outside of any specific context, I tend to dress comfortably while also putting effort into figuring out what suites me best. It's not really about pleasing others, it just feels nice to look good and that requires at least some effort. Plus I need something to distract people from my terrible personality.

finally someone who understands fashion.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23519 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:22:01 PM »

mac no....your avatar. your cute face is gone

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905948 times)