Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 5905781 times)

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Am_I_Anonymous

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The other day I saw a dude wearing a collared shirt + tie tucked into jeans while wearing a waistcoat but no jacket.

It was then that I knew with every atom in my body that there was no good or purpose to existence.

I'm surrounded by those 40 year old cacs who consider that their go to look. :snoop
This is my bosses daily look, though he adds a golf cap as the cherry on top.

I do have a nice cap, but I style that shit. If you're gonna sport a cabby hat/whatever you call it, you need to accessorize properly.
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nachobro

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I'm pretty sure he just wears it to cover up his baldness but either way he doesn't look too bad in it. I've just always found wearing a hat inside to be silly.

Am_I_Anonymous

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I'm pretty sure he just wears it to cover up his baldness but either way he doesn't look too bad in it. I've just always found wearing a hat inside to be silly.

Oh yeah for sure. Hat comes off when you enter the building.
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Joe Molotov

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one of you dudes knows where these gifs come from, the exact scene, the dialogue, etc admit it
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Sugu is crying because the guy she has a crush on in-game is Kirito, her real life cousin / adoptive brother. 

Very popular series, aired on Toonami recently. 

Despite being from the same studio that did Oreimo, no, Sword Art never teases, let alone portrays incest.  Not coincidentally, I would recommend Sword Art Online to most folks; I would not recommend Oreimo.

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Heh.  But seriously, what was the first one from?  Looks quite a bit older.

It's from AIR.



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one of you dudes knows where these gifs come from, the exact scene, the dialogue, etc admit it
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Sugu is crying because the guy she has a crush on in-game is Kirito, her real life cousin / adoptive brother. 

Very popular series, aired on Toonami recently. 

Despite being from the same studio that did Oreimo, no, Sword Art never teases, let alone portrays incest.  Not coincidentally, I would recommend Sword Art Online to most folks; I would not recommend Oreimo.

(I'd bet ronito watched the series in question and that wasn't a random selection)

You fucking serious? It teases incest. She has a crush on Kirito in real fucking life as well.

:beli

It makes sense in context. In the show she has a crush on her brother's in-game avatar. But she also wants to jump his bone in the "real" world outside of the game.

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one of you dudes knows where these gifs come from, the exact scene, the dialogue, etc admit it
(Image removed from quote.)

Sugu is crying because the guy she has a crush on in-game is Kirito, her real life cousin / adoptive brother. 

Very popular series, aired on Toonami recently. 

Despite being from the same studio that did Oreimo, no, Sword Art never teases, let alone portrays incest.  Not coincidentally, I would recommend Sword Art Online to most folks; I would not recommend Oreimo.

(Image removed from quote.)

Heh.  But seriously, what was the first one from?  Looks quite a bit older.

It's from AIR.



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The fuckery on the last page is so hard I put off procrastinating going to the gym to go to the gym around PD's post

And when I come back the fuckery is still going :holeup :holeup :holeup

Kraftwerk

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Damn, didn't know Holy Bakai got banned. Was a very entertaining fellow   :tocry

Am_I_Anonymous

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I could be wrong, but isn't Bakai a chick? Why do you guys keep calling her a he?

Because of Rule #1) There are no girls on the internet. '

edit: To be fair there are a ton of bitches on the web, but none of them have a vagina.
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Because they're rude and mean ~> . <~
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Joe Molotov

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Feminism set back decades, thanks ObamaLore. :'(
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demi

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Baikai is about to have an exisential crisis.

How can one live forever... if one cannot post on the neogaf? Is live truly worth living at this point?
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Baikai is about to have an exisential crisis.

How can one live forever... if one cannot post on the neogaf? Is live truly worth living at this point?

My only crisis will be if (s)he isn't perma'd at this point. It's gets a little tiresome having him or her repeat stupid things along the lines of "women can piss just as well as men standing up, you don't KNOW that they can't"
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recursivelyenumerable

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I never had any problem with holybaikal
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Good to see our favorite sony stan is continuing to not obey his own "don't drive by insult" rules as per normal

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154510810&postcount=11

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Brehvolution

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I'm a Puppy!

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It doesn't even play mario!
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Sausage

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1003612

Mods need to get rid of this guy before he becomes known as the serial killer from neogaf.

Kara

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Jay Dub killing it outchea. :dead

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1003990

http://imgur.com/a/mWYq8 in case that thread gets edited.

EDIT: Yup, it got edited.   :lol
« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 02:42:13 PM by bork laser »
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1003990

http://imgur.com/a/mWYq8 in case that thread gets edited.

One of the more creative and well written account suicides I've seen in quite some time.

Edit: Poof, retro'd.

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Cascade

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How did he manage to get those PMs in the first place? I know Besada posts here, wonder what he has to say?

Am_I_Anonymous

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Gonna get a two perma in one thread here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154603993&postcount=19

Edit: He edited.

He said something along the lines of "it's hard to trust the mods when the site owner posts your pm's for the public to see and disparages you"

Seems to be a lot of undercurrent discontent at GAF lately, a lot of pokes and 'Lore and his crew.

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Blowing up Besada like that. Cowardly.  :wag

I'm a Puppy!

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Needing more Angeluses  :neogaf
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Is there anything worse than the gang of circlejerking fucktards trying to get a rep by hammering the OP when he's already been hammered?

Fuck off.
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FunSlower

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Besada is good people, friends.

Cascade

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That thread still hasn't been locked despite Evi near instantly editing and banning the OP. Incoming Besada demodding? Judging by the contents of those PMs he probably wouldn't take that well to put it lightly.

Am_I_Anonymous

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dude's just putting on front street what's obvious anyway. pretty funny tbh

No doubt.

When you've got a self doubting attention whore as a site owner who expects people to do as his says, not as he does, these things are bound to happen.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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That thread still hasn't been locked despite Evi near instantly editing and banning the OP. Incoming Besada demodding? Judging by the contents of those PMs he probably wouldn't take that well to put it lightly.

Not sure I follow. The OP posting a "private" message sent from a mod shouldn't get him demodded. I mean mod's are humans (except opiate) who are going to innately like some people and hate others. It would be like a friend of yours becoming a cop, he's going to tell you about the idiots he runs into every day with the expectation that you aren't going to blog his shit on facebook....


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spindashing

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snitches get stitches brehs
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Am_I_Anonymous

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
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Stoney Mason

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Seems to be a lot of undercurrent discontent at GAF lately, a lot of pokes and 'Lore and his crew.

I don't have a gaf account and I only go over there for occasional game news but I've noticed the same. There seems to be more people sort of noticing how bullshit things are, anecdotally at least.

spindashing

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.
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I'm a Puppy!

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There's always been an undercurrent of dissatisfaction. But lately with the crazy turn they've taken with the Stans and outrage brigade along with Amirox's attempt to get re-modded it does seem worse than usual.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.

You're a poor man's Wario64 dude....seriously.
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spindashing

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.

You're a poor man's Wario64 dude....seriously.
Lol, okay? I'm not even sure where this is coming from. If you would like to hash this out through PMs, I am free.
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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.

You're a poor man's Wario64 dude....seriously.
Lol, okay? I'm not even sure where this is coming from. If you would like to hash this out through PMs, I am free.

I always imagine AiA to be in a state of angry drunkenness 24/7.

Am_I_Anonymous

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.

You're a poor man's Wario64 dude....seriously.
Lol, okay? I'm not even sure where this is coming from. If you would like to hash this out through PMs, I am free.

I always imagine AiA to be in a state of angry drunkenness 24/7.

I have to work and raise kids....it's more like 10/3
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There's always been an undercurrent of dissatisfaction. But lately with the crazy turn they've taken with the Stans and outrage brigade along with Amirox's attempt to get re-modded it does seem worse than usual.


StealthFan

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Fuck Besada. He gives that coon Angelus free reign.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Fuck Besada. He gives that coon Angelus free reign.

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spindashing

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snitches get stitches brehs

Go back to circle jerking with your other asskissers, I got no respect for those who kick the dead.
Damn, dude. :D It isn't that serious.

You're a poor man's Wario64 dude....seriously.
Lol, okay? I'm not even sure where this is coming from. If you would like to hash this out through PMs, I am free.

I always imagine AiA to be in a state of angry drunkenness 24/7.
What a welcoming community this is. :D
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I'm a Puppy!

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Shut up, Squiddy.
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shidoshi

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I could be wrong, but isn't Bakai a chick? Why do you guys keep calling her a he?

They've posted in the TransGAF thread, but I've never been able to totally decipher any of their posts. So, I'm not sure if they're trans or not, how they identify, or how they were born. It is a mystery!

nudemacusers

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I think jafo is just disappointed that a higher up didn't call him a distinguished black person. :yeshrug

I wonder if the mods hate me tho. Gimme some scoops mystery leaker.
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I think jafo is just disappointed that a higher up didn't call him a distinguished black person. :yeshrug

I wonder if the mods hate me tho. Gimme some scoops mystery leaker.

I was gonna say they must at least somewhat like you to allow you to continue posting despite the trolling....but they also allow Terrisus to continue posting, so the standard can't be that high.  :larry

Rman

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Jado seemed to take GAF way too seriously.  Dude was surprised a video game forum on the internet would be composed of mostly white dudes?

Not only that, but Evilore's registration system puts most people through so many hoops--paid email address--who uses these?!--long vetting process, etc. He's gonna hinder the site diversity by that alone.

I know why he does it, to keep GAF from being corrupted by troll accounts, but there are others ways to do this.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Another black man perma'd by GAF


:tocry

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nudemacusers

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I think jafo is just disappointed that a higher up didn't call him a distinguished black person. :yeshrug

I wonder if the mods hate me tho. Gimme some scoops mystery leaker.

didn't you get the 'you have ____ many bans till perma' ?
Yes, but from who????? :mystery
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Spindashing is my nikka.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Spindashing is my nikka.
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This is like David Duke defending Alabama for trampling gay rights, just for the record.
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nudemacusers

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Yessss more fuckery feed me fill me up :mouf
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nudemacusers

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Wait what's the mod beef with bunny? Sure she's asian but that's really the only thing wrong with her.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Yessss more fuckery feed me fill me up :mouf

I got some fuckery to fill you up.... :shaq
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Wait what's the mod beef with bunny? Sure she's asian but that's really the only thing wrong with her.

Doesn't it usually go like this:

A new girl appears
Commence Ass kissing and begs for pics
Posts Pic
Lore swoops in to "help her out on gaf"
Lore tries to fly to meet her
Lore gets denied
Girls posts something along the lines of "I disagree with this statement" on any thread
Perma'd
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spindashing

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Spindashing is my nikka.
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God's Son's crew have to stick together :obama
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Rman

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Wait what's the mod beef with bunny? Sure she's asian but that's really the only thing wrong with her.

She's a bit annoying. Nice person, though.

When you have that mod target about being annoying. It's hard to shake.

Brehvolution

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I fall asleep at my desk for 10 minutes and miss all the fun.  :shaq2
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Kabouter

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I think jafo is just disappointed that a higher up didn't call him a distinguished black person. :yeshrug

I wonder if the mods hate me tho. Gimme some scoops mystery leaker.

Totally. Half the mod forum is threads where we discuss how much we hate you.

nudemacusers

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I think jafo is just disappointed that a higher up didn't call him a distinguished black person. :yeshrug

I wonder if the mods hate me tho. Gimme some scoops mystery leaker.

Totally. Half the mod forum is threads where we discuss how much we hate you.
I assume the other half are dedicated to discussing my beauty.
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