1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Gigan]

Hi guys. It's me, Jado. Someone on the subreddit PM'd me and told me this was a swell place and to drop by and say hi. 

[Dennis]

Hi Jado.

[Phoenix Dark]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man but come on Jado, show some self respect breh.

[Gigan]

PD, my girl said to stop messing with all those dumb distinguished black fellows (hard r) on GAF and the internet. Funny girl. Latinas are the best, right? Edit: wow, funny editing on this site.

She's has had a gaf account almost as long as me, although doesn't use it at the moment. I could borrow it, go back and start posting shit again. Maybe get the BCT shut down again. That was a fun night.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154675282&postcount=24

  Claws are out.

Hi guys. It's me, Jado. Someone on the subreddit PM'd me and told me this was a swell place and to drop by and say hi. 

Shut up, Squiddy.

[Gigan]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man but come on Jado, show some self respect breh.
(Image removed from quote.)

We had a spat. I called her a cunt, an illegal, wetback, etc. She called me a nikka, motherfucker and something else. Five minutes later we were watching Always Sunny and laughing on the couch. It wasn't as dramatic as I led on. I've called her every slur and vice versa. I'm not throwing away 8+ years of a great relationship over internet political correctness. I'm not a 21 year old kid anymore.

PS. I said back on gaf you're alright and funny. Your BCT trolls were amusing. Keep it up.

I'm not squiddy. Although he's quite the funny character too.

[meeb]

GAF has had a long and rich history of threadshitters who were mod/admin protected for various reasons.  It's kind of funny to read how shocked some people are about this.

Whether you all like it or not, NeoGAF is Evilore's fiefdom.  The rules can and will be bent to whatever the fuck he feels like doing.  Your favorite mod might get demodded tomorrow and total pieces of shit like Amir0x can easily be modded again.  If you don't like it, leave.  It isn't like you're missing out on much by walking away anyway.

lol. The SJW crusaders he fucking hates rule the forum. He can't do anything about them no matter how much he hates them. He lost his forum and doesn't know how to take it back. Doesn't help that he's an unlikeable ass.

[meeb]

Unban neofeg. He was a real asset and a great contributor.

you didn't need the "et and a great contributor" part.

Honestly neofeg was alright for a 12 year old. I get the feeling he wasn't as racist/transphobic/homophobic as he tried to make himself seem.

[Phoenix Dark]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man but come on Jado, show some self respect breh.
(Image removed from quote.)

We had a spat. I called her a cunt, an illegal, wetback, etc. She called me a nikka, motherfucker and something else. Five minutes later we were watching Always Sunny and laughing on the couch. It wasn't as dramatic as I led on. I've called her every slur and vice versa. I'm not throwing away 8+ years of a great relationship over internet political correctness. I'm not a 21 year old kid anymore.

PS. I said back on gaf you're alright and funny. Your BCT trolls were amusing. Keep it up.

I'm not squiddy. Although he's quite the funny character too.

I'll need pics of her to prove you're not squiddy

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154675282&postcount=24

  Claws are out.

Hi guys. It's me, Jado. Someone on the subreddit PM'd me and told me this was a swell place and to drop by and say hi. 

Shut up, Squiddy.

i remember seeing that people magazine cover and thinking something was weird about that baby's nipple nopedo

[Kara]

More like TORpedo.

[Dennis]

My impression is that only a few of the mods are really into the whole social justice warrior thing.

The rest of the mods seem to avoid those topics like the plague.

[Gigan]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man but come on Jado, show some self respect breh.
(Image removed from quote.)

We had a spat. I called her a cunt, an illegal, wetback, etc. She called me a nikka, motherfucker and something else. Five minutes later we were watching Always Sunny and laughing on the couch. It wasn't as dramatic as I led on. I've called her every slur and vice versa. I'm not throwing away 8+ years of a great relationship over internet political correctness. I'm not a 21 year old kid anymore.

PS. I said back on gaf you're alright and funny. Your BCT trolls were amusing. Keep it up.

I'm not squiddy. Although he's quite the funny character too.

I'll need pics of her to prove you're not squiddy

Never posted pics or personally identifying details of myself online. Not about to start. The gf values her privacy even more. In truth though, she's really nice (and shy which I like). Only a little racist if even that. I mean, who isn't?

I did the heel turn last summer when I found out shit in PMs about the admin/mods (EL related, not the Besada stuff). Gradually got fed up with the overarching hypocrisy, including my own I guess: threadshitting and getting away with it, standing by and watching people catch silly bans while the Special Crew walked away unscathed.

Dennis, that's pretty much true. Always got the impression some just straight up didn't care to be involved in any of those threads. I was hoping Besada would get demodded. Nothing personal, but he deserved it. And getting people banned was FUN, but what would be even more fun? Getting a mod "fired." Just to say I made it happen. I had a nice time today.

[Mr. Nobody]

Man, even Angelus's bans are worth 3/5ths as much.

 

[thisismyusername]

I'm not squiddy. Although he's quite the funny character too.

nicca, I think you misunderstand: I'm telling Squiddy to shutup and stop PMing people to come here from beyond the grave.

[Satch]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man

Do you?

[thisismyusername]

It wasn't Squiddy. It was me. Sent out the PM to thank him for the fuckery

Oh.  Well... still applies: Shut up, Squiddy. 

[Sausage]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man but come on Jado, show some self respect breh.
(Image removed from quote.)

We had a spat. I called her a cunt, an illegal, wetback, etc. She called me a nikka, motherfucker and something else. Five minutes later we were watching Always Sunny and laughing on the couch. It wasn't as dramatic as I led on. I've called her every slur and vice versa. I'm not throwing away 8+ years of a great relationship over internet political correctness. I'm not a 21 year old kid anymore.

PS. I said back on gaf you're alright and funny. Your BCT trolls were amusing. Keep it up.

I'm not squiddy. Although he's quite the funny character too.

I'll need pics of her to prove you're not squiddy

Me too. Until then, shut the fuck up squiddy.

[Phoenix Dark]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man

Do you?

[botty]

So many sad events occurring in Neogaf.com as of late. Luckily we can all purchase Adore (feat. Ariana Grande) on iTunes.

[dmj]

I want a Hispanic gf as bad as the next man

Do you?

I want you, Satch.  Be my mommy.

[Phoenix Dark]

Botty what are your thoughts on Grande's relationship with Big Sean?

[Mr. Nobody]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

[fistfulofmetal]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

you mean this thread?

[botty]

Botty what are your thoughts on Grande's relationship with Big Sean?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd imagine there's a Little Lupe/Mandingo dynamic going on. It's too much for me.

[Mr. Nobody]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

you mean this thread?

 

[Kara]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

I'm sure Jado can tell us more about how he finds fulfillment in getting people banned from a nexus of the hardest of the hard-core (sic.) gamers on the internet or people can indulge in more unironic use of the phrase "social justice warrior" if you'd prefer.

[Mr. Nobody]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

I'm sure Jado can tell us more about how he finds fulfillment in getting people banned from a nexus of the hardest of the hard-core (sic.) gamers on the internet or people can indulge in more unironic use of the phrase "social justice warrior" if you'd prefer.

On second thot, keep the popfeggitry going. Last thing we need is Jado copping more pleas about his gradual self-destruction.

[Kabouter]

i'm pretty sure i'm over that number of bans. someone likes me

I'd like you more if you still had the DJ Ötzi avatar, but the tag is enough I guess

Recently EatChildren and Mumei were lost as mods so I guess now it is between Amir0x and Angelus Errare....or maybe we will get them both.

Please no.

[Gigan]

Keep Popgaf in the trash where it belongs 

I'm sure Jado can tell us more about how he finds fulfillment in getting people banned from a nexus of the hardest of the hard-core (sic.) gamers on the internet or people can indulge in more unironic use of the phrase "social justice warrior" if you'd prefer.

Were you on GAF long ago? I think I remember your avatar from way back. I thought Chichikov... but he has the smoking woman looking towards the ground.

[ZephyrFate]

Having Amir0x back as a mod again, if it happens, makes me long for the days of Dragona.

[Kara]

Were you on GAF long ago? I think I remember your avatar from way back. I thought Chichikov... but he has the smoking woman looking towards the ground.

I'm knocking on having had an account there for 10 years.

e: Like Chichi I am a member of the Tribe and a fan of Gogol.

[Stoney Mason]

If they make that shitheel a mod again, then Evilore is absolutely one of the worst people on the internet. It's one thing to be a thin-skinned jackass. It's another to be a complete asshole.

He should still be utterly embarrassed he ever made the guy a mod in the first place and let him bully, intimidate, and ban so many innocent people.

[nudemacusers]

remod amirox. i just wanna see the fallout.

[Sman]

Lexi permabanned. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154625470&postcount=9885

[king of the internet]

remod amirox. i just wanna see the fallout.

I dunno about a fallout. I can see it now. "Good call, boss! Amirox is truly inspirational, proof that you can really turn things around and become a better person!". 

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/573408437230440449

 

[SmokyDave]

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/573408437230440449

 

I'd just like to give a shout out to a community that fucking hates video games.

Weird.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

GAF has had a long and rich history of threadshitters who were mod/admin protected for various reasons.  It's kind of funny to read how shocked some people are about this.

Whether you all like it or not, NeoGAF is Evilore's fiefdom.  The rules can and will be bent to whatever the fuck he feels like doing.  Your favorite mod might get demodded tomorrow and total pieces of shit like Amir0x can easily be modded again.  If you don't like it, leave.  It isn't like you're missing out on much by walking away anyway.

lol. The SJW crusaders he fucking hates rule the forum. He can't do anything about them no matter how much he hates them. He lost his forum and doesn't know how to take it back. Doesn't help that he's an unlikeable ass.

Nah, if he wanted to, he could have them all permabanned.  He likes the ad revenue more than he despises them.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1002994

Read through this thread on the train ride to work this morning and feel dumber for it.  PD is the only one who made a post with any kind of sense behind it.

I love how so many people try to make it seem like the music they listen to isn't pop and debate who is legitimate enough to be a "rapper."  Bonus points for switchin' up yo typin' stylez cuz dat be on da real naw mean. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I think they should just open up the flood gates. Quality control seems like a lost cause at this point considering the decent posting vs. white noise / shit posting ratio. Fuck it.

Counterpoint: it apparently delayed The Walrus for a couple of months from having another alt account.

Hint: Just look for anybody arguing the merits of written law with relentless insults while rocking some form of Kobe avatar.

[Dennis]

People just mad cause Iggy is a white girl from Australia getting that cash and not street like their favourite rappers Drake and Kanye

[bork]

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

People just mad cause Iggy is a white girl from Australia getting that cash and not street like their favourite rappers Drake and Kanye

 

I'd actually argue Iggy is more street than either one of them. At least she's dating a black dude.

[kick51]

i've officially lost track of all that is happening

[thisismyusername]

So dating a black dude makes you street now? Is that all that has to be done?

Anony-san... I love you.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i've officially lost track of all that is happening

100% triple filtered pure fuckery sir.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So dating a black dude makes you street now? Is that all that has to be done?

Anony-san... I love you.

Makes you street? No

Makes you more street than Kanye or Drake? Yes, but then again so does owning an NWA album.

[SmokyDave]

So dating a black dude makes you street now? Is that all that has to be done?

Anony-san... I love you.

Makes you street? No

Makes you more street than Kanye or Drake? Yes, but then again so does owning an NWA album.

Even if the album is The Strength of Street Knowledge?

I feel like that's cheating.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So dating a black dude makes you street now? Is that all that has to be done?

Anony-san... I love you.

Makes you street? No

Makes you more street than Kanye or Drake? Yes, but then again so does owning an NWA album.

Even if the album is The Strength of Street Knowledge?

I feel like that's cheating.

Yes you are more legit than Kanye and Drake on Crenshaw and Slauson.

[Brehvolution]

Kanye or Drake wouldn't would go to Crenshaw without a pope dome.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Kanye or Drake wouldn't would go to Crenshaw without a pope dome.

Hell they wouldn't even roll on willowbrook.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004203

Really? You're fucking over 20 and you have to ask this question?

[Kara]

Kanye or Drake wouldn't would go to Crenshaw without a pope dome.

Hell they wouldn't even roll on willowbrook.

Caliboreans getting good eats today.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Kanye or Drake wouldn't would go to Crenshaw without a pope dome.

Hell they wouldn't even roll on willowbrook.

Caliboreans getting good eats today.

True story: When I first got drafted and went out to Cali me and a couple of guys on the team wanted to roll through Compton thinking our Raider's credentials would pass for street cred. Bad idea. We were rolling in a Benz and stopped on Crenshaw to take some pictures. I was barely out of the car when I saw what I can only describe as a black nascar pit crew jump out of a building with a torque wrench and a jack. Good thing we were fast because we had to roll the hell out of there real quick.

That is my only experience in Compton I would like to discuss, thank you.

Edit: I should point out I was born in South Central before we moved to Columbus. Still didn't matter.

[I'm a Puppy!]

People just mad cause Iggy is a white girl from Australia getting that cash and not street like their favourite rappers Drake and Kanye

 

I'd actually argue Iggy is more street than either one of them. At least she's dating a black dude.

You sayin' Drake isn't dating a black dude?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

People just mad cause Iggy is a white girl from Australia getting that cash and not street like their favourite rappers Drake and Kanye

 

I'd actually argue Iggy is more street than either one of them. At least she's dating a black dude.

You sayin' Drake isn't dating a black dude?

Drake got pimp clapped by Puffy, fucking Puffy.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004203

Really? You're fucking over 20 and you have to ask this question?

next up: how do I turn a friend into a girlfriend

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling