1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah yeah whatever.  In important news some gaffers getting butt hurt on the guilty verdict for Boston bomber.  I sense some intense fuckery is about to ensue

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah yeah whatever.  In important news some gaffers getting butt hurt on the guilty verdict for Boston bomber.  I sense some intense fuckery is about to ensue

Lock him in a concrete room with nothing in it, give him a pistol, and wait.

[ToxicAdam]

Lock him in a concrete room with nothing in it, give him a pistol, and wait.

Do you have a book of old man cliches by the computer? Your ability to produce them is pretty legendary.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Lock him in a concrete room with nothing in it, give him a pistol, and wait.

Do you have a book of old man cliche's by the computer? Your ability to produce them is pretty legendary.

Source: I'm old

[ToxicAdam]

So am I, which is why it's even more cringe-worthy to behold.

. I bet you're a blast at parties.

Another one. Your cliche PER is Larry King level.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So am I, which is why it's even more cringe-worthy to behold.

You harp on the most pedantic stuff. Go outside or something, christ. I bet you're a blast at parties. Keeping your status as the WOAT poster on this board.

[king of the internet]

So am I, which is why it's even more cringe-worthy to behold.

You harp on the most pedantic stuff. Go outside or something, christ. I bet you're a blast at parties. Keeping your status as the WOAT poster on this board.

Look at this sensitive muthafucka right here 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So am I, which is why it's even more cringe-worthy to behold.

You harp on the most pedantic stuff. Go outside or something, christ. I bet you're a blast at parties. Keeping your status as the WOAT poster on this board.

Look at this sensitive muthafucka right here 

LOL, not sensitive. Have no use for the guy, all he does is bitch.

[mormapope]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

On another note, I think people that believe that hell exists or should exist are the dumbest fucks on the planet. I'm fine with religion and think religion is neat, but the concept of hell is dumb.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12913000/

Everything about that post is a fucking lie. Dude ain't married, he's white and fat, and nobody blew his shit up at 2am.

Who the texts somebody at 2am to compliment their basketball skills?

Breh he's one of the GOAT troll posters. Dude is hilarious.

[king of the internet]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

On another note, I think people that believe that hell exists or should exist are the dumbest fucks on the planet. I'm fine with religion and think religion is neat, but the concept of hell is dumb.

I think that basically boils down to people putting about .5 seconds of actual thought into what they're typing before they hit post. These are carefully developed opinions, just knee jerk garbage.

[Kara]

Starting a pool on how long until AiA makes TA buy a convertible between the MX-5 and 16.4 Grand Sport price ranges.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Starting a pool on how long until AiA makes TA buy a convertible between the MX-5 and 16.4 Grand Sport price ranges.

[Rman]

FootieGAF was garbage anyway.

But not as bad as NBA GAF at its heyday.

[benjipwns]

But not as bad as NBA GAF at its heyday.

[Rman]

lol. love that GIF.

I just couldn't stomach the Kobe stans that ran those threads. 

It's like discussing the NFL and most of the posts being about Brady. Gets annoying.

[octopushover]

death penalty makes absolutely no sense in this context.

he went into it looking to be a martyr. why would we give him that opportunity?

[benjipwns]

NBA-GAF was just getting good as the Lakers were collapsing and LeBron's reign had started activating so many coping mechanisms in posters.

Plus the Knicks going back to shit after a year of false hope. 

[Rman]

True.

I stopped lurking years ago, though.

[jakefromstatefarm]

NBA-GAF was a shitposter's paradise

it's like if you filled a community with Kanye stans but each of them only likes one of his albums

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

[benjipwns]

NBA-GAF was a shitposter's paradise

it's like if you filled a community with Kanye stans but each of them only likes one of his albums

Yeah, it was awesome. 

[benjipwns]

Currently 175 pounds at 6'2", but my goal is being medically underweight which last I checked was around 145-150. (which I know is unhealthy, but that's not the topic at hand)

I feel like it probably should be.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Part of his goal to truly become 2d

[Rman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

I don't get this at all. Dude seems like he may have some sort of body dysmorphia.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

Body idol: Slenderman

[benjipwns]

I honestly never thought HUELEN10 could continue to become stranger after each new "peak" he hits. I should have read more into that Green Eyes meltdown than I did.

[mormapope]

Eh according to BMI it's just on the edge of having a healthy weight. I wouldn't call it 'holocaust looking shit'.

BMI is one of the least useful ways of gauging health and appearance outright.

His goal it to lose weight and he probably won't turn any fat into muscle by working out and shit. 145 pounds consisting of no muscle and tiny amounts of fat means that person will look fucked up. Christian Bale was 120 pounds at six feet even for that dumb movie he did. Add two inches and twenty pounds, it wouldn't look that much better.

[Tasty]

I honestly never thought HUELEN10 could continue to become stranger after each new "peak" he hits. I should have read more into that Green Eyes meltdown than I did.

Was gonna say the same thing. There should be an upper limit on how weird a person can be.

[zomgee]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

[I'm a Puppy!]

How could you say such a thing? ! I'm disgusted.  Right guys?

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

Currently 175 pounds at 6'2", but my goal is being medically underweight which last I checked was around 145-150. (which I know is unhealthy, but that's not the topic at hand)

This guy is amazing. He drops just enough breadcrumbs to bring the birds.

[benjipwns]

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

Wow, insensitive.

[benjipwns]

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

wtf at this shit

[benjipwns]

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

Good riddance.

[I'm a Puppy!]

You keep forgetting to log in as your alt benji

[king of the internet]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

I dunno when I die it would mean a lot to me if a stranger on the internet kept my friends and family in their thoughts and prayers for about five seconds until a funny picture of a cat replaced that thought in their brain.

[zomgee]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

THIS GUY WOW

[benjipwns]

(Image removed from quote.)

LOL OMG BISH HAHA

[Kara]

Gaf leans left pretty heavily but for some reason there are still a ton of posters that get boners over prison shit, or revenge. People saying he should rot in hell, all that shit, is really corny and overemotional. Dude deserves to be in prison forever, I don't agree with the death penalty but I don't really care in this instance.

It's a back-patting party. It isn't left or right, it's about being on the winning team.

Watch when somebody tangentially famous (but unknown to the vast majority) dies. Or maybe a drunk driving freak accident that killed a homeowner that was standing on his roof for some odd reason.

I didn't know this person, but RIP.
Wow, I heard of that movie, RIP.
So sad, RIP.
Never read the book, RIP.
RIP RIP RIP RIP.

I'm on the RIP team! HIGH FIVE!

It has nothing to do with condolences, it's about appearances. It is the very least possible thing you can do - act concerned - and then go to the next thread.

I dunno when I die it would mean a lot to me if a stranger on the internet kept my friends and family in their thoughts and prayers for about five seconds until a funny picture of a cat replaced that thought in their brain.

[Nibel]

Man, that Ryckert thread 

First, people - for some fucking reason - need to call Dan out and lowkey attacking and calling him names because of his personality instead of focusing on his book which might have some positive impact on a lot of people if Twitter and Amazon reviews are any indication.

Then they get even more smug on their high horses and continue with the fuckery.

And then the man himself shows up - because compared to a bunch of other industry people he is not yet burnt out on GAF - and everybody goes "Yeah, Dan! You the man!". 

This just proves what I said before here: Dan is a fantastic dude and probably a lot more mature and intelligent than people who criticize him.

[nachobro]

Nah but he made jokes about some shit I like. So he's probably a distinguished mentally-challenged piece of shit 

[nachobro]

The backtracking from Aeana on the Forrest Gump comment was funny though 

[Nibel]

Nah but he made jokes about some shit I like. So he's probably a distinguished mentally-challenged piece of shit 

Oh, word? Didn't know he offended you, will start a hashtag for you b

Fuck Ryckert

[Purple Filth]

Ryckert thread just seems like an extension of the uptight, obnoxious snobbery from the College Freshman Life Experts at GAF.

"He likes Taco Bell and drinking cheap beer? Well I never"
"Doesn't like faggoty indie movie du jour? Disgusting"
"Likes America? What a moron"

I've even seen people on Twitter losing their mind over how he doesn't check his privilege enough to be acceptable for them. Dude is a god-tier troll without even trying to be. I can't help but respect that.

The best one was some poster being angry that Dan got his film studies degree by exploiting certain things (apparently no cheating was involved) while they have to work real hard 

Also the reactions to the movie related trolls he does which kinda proves that his degree was kind of a sham.

[thisismyusername]

If you have a problem with Steve it's probably time for you to just go ahead and join neofeg already.

Banning for talking about video games in a sport community thread is pretty shitty and dumb. His shitty moderating ended the best thread on GAF. 

That said, we were doomed anyway having made fun of Evilore dancing with earbuds in and we're out of that shit hole now. Maybe he should be celebrated.

He'll never say it but I'm 90% sure he was told to do that. Because if Lore did it himself he's look even more petty then he already is.

I doubt it. Though I wouldn't put it past him that it's a moderation mandate to stomp out community threads for ad revenue. Face it, WoodenLung: You're shooting at the messenger, double-so when you admit your communities days were numbered already.

[Rman]

I was just reading through the Giant Bomb thread and it seems many hate Dan because he doesn't care about SJW stuff?

What in the world? lol.

[nachobro]

All of that thread is funny except for the people talking shit about Taco Bell. I refuse to let that shit slide 

I was just reading through the Giant Bomb thread and it seems many hate Dan because he doesn't care about SJW stuff?

What in the world? lol.

Seems to be thing with him ever since he got hired. Twitter and the normal outrage brigade were aghast that GB hired one of their friends and not a minority journalist who could write about SERIOUS ISSUES. Shit hasn't stopped since then. When Patrick left it seemed to get even worse because GB became a place to host videos of dudes playing video games and not a soapbox for the SJW Violation of the Moment.

[Rman]

For the price, Taco Bell is decent. Love the cheap bean and cheese soft tacos.

[El Babua]

And then the man himself shows up - because compared to a bunch of other industry people he is not yet burnt out on GAF - and everybody goes "Yeah, Dan! You the man!". 

Kinda like when Evilore decided to show up here those couple of times. 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

[benjipwns]

Seems to be thing with him ever since he got hired. Twitter and the normal outrage brigade were aghast that GB hired one of their friends and not a minority journalist who could write about SERIOUS ISSUES. Shit hasn't stopped since then. When Patrick left it seemed to get even worse because GB became a place to host videos of dudes playing video games and not a soapbox for the SJW Violation of the Moment.

Ha, I forgot about this. I remember people suggesting Anita Sarkeesian and N'Gai Croal (probably because they couldn't think of any other black game journalists) instead. Names that really scream "quick look off the cuff riffing" to me.

[FStop7]

The backtracking from Aeana on the Forrest Gump comment was funny though 

The backtrack didn't even make sense.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159355879&postcount=69

out-crazy huelen in a huelen thread brehs

[StealthFan]

wait till you see my dick

[nachobro]

The backtracking from Aeana on the Forrest Gump comment was funny though 

The backtrack didn't even make sense.

No you don't understand! She didn't call him Forrest Gump because she thinks he's distinguished mentally-challenged, it's because he's so lucky! I mean, isn't that everyone's first thought "lucky dude" when someone says "Forrest Gump"?

[Rufus]

Forrest Gump is a blessed man indeed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159355879&postcount=69

out-crazy huelen in a huelen thread brehs

Oh my lord.

First thing to understand is that artificial sweeteners are synthetic. They are not made from any natural sources. The human body will always react negatively towards chemical substances, throwing the body out of balance, which can cause cells to deform and cause cancer. You are probably consuming a ton of chemicals and you don't even know it, so cutting out artificial sweeteners in diet soda is a good start.

[benjipwns]

The backtracking from Aeana on the Forrest Gump comment was funny though 

The backtrack didn't even make sense.

No you don't understand! She didn't call him Forrest Gump because she thinks he's distinguished mentally-challenged, it's because he's so lucky! I mean, isn't that everyone's first thought "lucky dude" when someone says "Forrest Gump"?

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson!

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1025245
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159277561&postcount=52

Its another HUELEN10 thread, this time around his goal is to become medically underweight. 145 pounds while being over six feet tall? That's fucking gross.

Not hating on thin people, but 145 pounds + being over six feet tall is some holocaust looking shit.

Is my bb a rake cool young dude?

[Tasty]

wait till you see my dick