1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Joe Molotov]

The  rder

[Tasty]

The Odor 

[king of the internet]

The Boreder

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[nudemacusers]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

[I'm a Puppy!]

The shorter

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161165620&postcount=206

The interviewer, a man of color, is in a position of power in this interview. That makes some people uncomfortable.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161162026&postcount=131

I have to question whether or not everyone would have the same knee jerk reaction if the interviewer wasn't a man of color

 

[zomgee]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

Soon we will skip all the other stages and be at unappreciated gem stage. And there it will narratively stay forever, like TimeSplitters and Geist. You know, because """"""""""""reviewers"""""""""""" didn't """"""""""""get"""""""""""" it.

[Broseidon]

I think I'm discovering I like Cabernet more than Merlot.

Wine.

At least be a taco and do mixed cocktails.

idk breh the gayest person i know lives off wine and even is nicknamed with it

[thisismyusername]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

Soon we will skip all the other stages and be at unappreciated gem stage. And there it will narratively stay forever, like TimeSplitters and Geist. You know, because """"""""""""reviewers"""""""""""" didn't """"""""""""get"""""""""""" it.

Guess you can throw Godhand in there as well.

[Broseidon]

also beer is groce

I only shop at H&M

unironically

[Take My Breh Away]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

Soon we will skip all the other stages and be at unappreciated gem stage. And there it will narratively stay forever, like TimeSplitters and Geist. You know, because """"""""""""reviewers"""""""""""" didn't """"""""""""get"""""""""""" it.

Guess you can throw Godhand in there as well.

Please stop comparing God Hand to The Order

[king of the internet]

I dunno the Order bombed so hard that it's not even getting the Driveclub treatment...it was so bad I think the hive decided it was best to sweep it under the rug and pretend it never existed.

[FStop7]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1033468

What the fucking fuck? Lamb is literally the best/second-best meat.

Guy should seppuku over such an egregious assault on his honor and leave the lambchops for the rest of us.

I had lamb tikka masala for lunch and thought about that stupid thread as I enjoyed every bite.

I can understand not liking a food, but running directly to NeoGAF to make a thread about it as if his sister had tried to poison him... I imagine that guy eats like Ryckert:  Taco Bell and hot dogs are fine dining.

[nachobro]

taco bell is fantastic dining, taco

[thisismyusername]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

Soon we will skip all the other stages and be at unappreciated gem stage. And there it will narratively stay forever, like TimeSplitters and Geist. You know, because """"""""""""reviewers"""""""""""" didn't """"""""""""get"""""""""""" it.

Guess you can throw Godhand in there as well.

Please stop comparing God Hand to The Order

But the comparison is apt.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1033843

Won't someone think of the Order?

It's amazing how fanboys are so willing to praise trash that's exclusive to their console of choice, or defend shitty decisions. This dude is legit hurt.

If only Mumei took the time to explain why it's so

[zomgee]

I dunno the Order bombed so hard that it's not even getting the Driveclub treatment...it was so bad I think the hive decided it was best to sweep it under the rug and pretend it never existed.

MODS

[king of the internet]

I dunno the Order bombed so hard that it's not even getting the Driveclub treatment...it was so bad I think the hive decided it was best to sweep it under the rug and pretend it never existed.

MODS

I guess I would probably get "bish checked" for that one on GAf

[huckleberry]

You too can become   

[Kara]

Is that like cross checking? I only watch European ice hockey, sorry.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Check out the ego on that guy. "Bish checked" As if that means anything. He should've spent more time "bish checking" the graphics on Turok.

[Tasty]

Check out the ego on that guy. "Bish checked" As if that means anything. He should've spent more time "bish checking" the graphics on Turok.

[thisismyusername]

You too can become   (Image removed from quote.)

Damn, you can't use images in personal titles like you can in polls.  :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Mumei caught a bum deal: Evilore modded him primarily because he was the Ur special fellow of Social Justice and he wanted to pander to them.  I'm not sure what exactly he expected.  At the end of the day, it's still Evilore's board and he can mod and demod whoever the fuck he wants but if he couldn't stand the social justice set, modding one of it's most prominent members probably wasn't the best idea.

[huckleberry]

You too can become   (Image removed from quote.)

Damn, you can't use images in personal titles like you can in polls.  :'(

It looks nice and official when you center it at the bottom of your avatar.   

[Mr. Nobody]

taco bell is fantastic dining, taco

Yeah, if you're homeless 

[StealthFan]

I ate Jack In The Box when I was homeless. Neighborhood was so ghetto they had to funnel your meal through a plastic wall.

[toku]

For awhile there was a late mcdonalds where I lived in georgia that had metal bars on all the drive through windows.

[nachobro]

Yeah, if you're homeless 

go back to popeye's chicken (while watching dragonball z ofc) or whatever those bitches in bct like 

[suppadoopa]

I ate Jack In The Box when I was homeless. Neighborhood was so ghetto they had to funnel your meal through a plastic wall.

I wish there was jack in the box over here in the midwest. last time I visited Cali, I had their steak and egg burrito.

2gud

[thisismyusername]

I ate Jack In The Box when I was homeless. Neighborhood was so ghetto they had to funnel your meal through a plastic wall.

I wish there was jack in the box over here in the midwest. last time I visited Cali, I had their steak and egg burrito.

2gud

Huh? There isn't? I know there was locations in Houston about... 7 years ago or so though.

[suppadoopa]

Huh? There isn't? I know there was locations in Houston about... 7 years ago or so though.

houston is in the south brah.

midwest = Chicago/Detroit/Minneapolis/Milwaukee 

[Phoenix Dark]

I ate Jack In The Box when I was homeless. Neighborhood was so ghetto they had to funnel your meal through a plastic wall.

I wish there was jack in the box over here in the midwest. last time I visited Cali, I had their steak and egg burrito.

2gud

Huh? There isn't? I know there was locations in Houston about... 7 years ago or so though.

take this L for your geography breh

[BrokenVerses]

i see we've restarted the grief cycle. I thought we were solidly at the bargaining stage (sure it bombed critically but it sold well!), and the npd killed that one, so now we're right back to anger. tragic.

I can understand more the fanboys of struggling consoles latching onto these mediocre at best games (it's still dumb of course) but the PS4 is enjoying complete global sales domination. Why do these people circle the wagons over schlock like The Order, especially when a guaranteed winner like Bloodborne was hitting as well?

[thisismyusername]

I'd consider Texas part of the Tornado Alley/Midwest more than South, despite the Southern Culture.

[thisismyusername]

To be fair: Texas is a unique case for me. It's got Southern Culture, Mid-west weather, and is the "gateway to the West" for the south. So it's more South/Mid-west/West for me than anything.

[Phoenix Dark]

To be fair: Texas is a unique case for me. It's got Southern Culture, Mid-west weather, and is the "gateway to the West" for the south. So it's more South/Mid-west/West for me than anything.

[thisismyusername]

Just saying.

[Phoenix Dark]

One of my favorite geographic Ls was when I went to Texas to visit my extended family for a week. One day I tried driving to a Sam's Club down there and ended up in Louisiana.

[thisismyusername]

One of my favorite geographic Ls was when I went to Texas to visit my extended family for a week. One day I tried driving to a Sam's Club down there and ended up in Louisiana.

How the hell is that even possible? 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034185

O... okay?

[Phoenix Dark]

One of my favorite geographic Ls was when I went to Texas to visit my extended family for a week. One day I tried driving to a Sam's Club down there and ended up in Louisiana.

How the hell is that even possible? 

I was in Buna, Texas which is right near the Louisiana border. IIRC the Sam's Club was in another city, and on the way I got turned around lol.

[suppadoopa]

I posted a question about a MonolithSoft and people automatically think that I want their shit ported to a Sony console or something

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161219317&postcount=12

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034185

O... okay?

opening up your controllers to replace the sticks so that they color match is some serious dedication

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034185

O... okay?

opening up your controllers to replace the sticks so that they color match is some serious dedication

I didn't even notice that. I was more pointing out the GAF fellating on winning a giveaway. You don't see people winning Modbot Steam codes doing whole threads to thank someone on that.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161212504&postcount=407
The butt hurt is real. It sustains me.
 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034185

O... okay?

opening up your controllers to replace the sticks so that they color match is some serious dedication

I didn't even notice that. I was more pointing out the GAF fellating on winning a giveaway. You don't see people winning Modbot Steam codes doing whole threads to thank someone on that.

usually they get locked. i guess the praise gaf aspect of that op was pleasing enough to keep open

[toku]

wrong thread

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161227822&postcount=23

the number of people who watch an episode of john oliver and think they get the whole situation is staggering

no, gaf, opioids are not marketed the same way as other medicine for a pretty obvious reason

[thisismyusername]

no, gaf, opioids are not marketed the same way as other medicine for a pretty obvious reason

Because everyone wants them.

If I had the photshopping skills, I'd make a "YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY"  Virginia Slim ad for Oxy.

[Steve Youngblood]

I ate Jack In The Box when I was homeless. Neighborhood was so ghetto they had to funnel your meal through a plastic wall.

I wish there was jack in the box over here in the midwest. last time I visited Cali, I had their steak and egg burrito.

2gud

Jack in the Box is all over the place in the St. Louis area. I can think of 3 that are within a five minute drive from where I work.

[Kara]

So people who watch John Oliver are the same as NPR listeners?

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=161226295#post161226295

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034251

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Thank you based Cruncheon.

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161250532&postcount=8769

[Purple Filth]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034494

 

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161289436&postcount=3

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161279791&postcount=13

As legit as "Bish checked" then I guess lololol

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161282548&postcount=47