Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5893563 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #29880 on:** April 23, 2015, 02:34:55 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=161290108#post161290108

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29881 on:** April 23, 2015, 02:50:54 PM »

Black Widow is a classy lady. *tips fedora*

nachobro · « **Reply #29882 on:** April 23, 2015, 02:58:16 PM »

All this hulabaloo over some boring ass CGI shlock. Who can seriously bring themselves to care this much about these Marvel movies?

It's like getting all huffy over Transformers or Avatar or something like that

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #29883 on:** April 23, 2015, 03:01:08 PM »

The difference is the oldest nerd war of them all (Marvel vs DC) is the undercurrent to all this. Marvel movies have to be great because it then validates their choice in comic book 'platform'.

nachobro · « **Reply #29884 on:** April 23, 2015, 03:05:30 PM »

But as the Sonyfegs have proven, the movies don't even have to be good for people to shout from the rooftops how correct they are in their choice of ~~console~~ movie.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29885 on:** April 23, 2015, 03:29:04 PM »

Marvel movies are like Nintendo games.
Cheesy and childish, sure. But if you can't enjoy them, part of you is dead on the inside.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #29886 on:** April 23, 2015, 03:42:29 PM »

You're right. And after a couple hours, you're done with Nintendo games/Marvel movies forever.

Tasty · « **Reply #29887 on:** April 23, 2015, 03:51:28 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 23, 2015, 03:29:04 PM

Marvel movies are like Nintendo games.
Cheesy and childish, sure. But if you can't enjoy them, part of you is dead on the inside.

Well put.

nachobro · « **Reply #29888 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:37:41 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 23, 2015, 03:29:04 PM

Marvel movies are like Nintendo games.
Cheesy and childish, sure. But if you can't enjoy them, part of you is dead on the inside.

I like Nintendo games but I think all the Marvel movies are beyond boring, except for GOTG. Not sure what that says about me.

Broseidon · « **Reply #29889 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:46:14 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 23, 2015, 12:04:52 PM

So people who watch John Oliver are the same as NPR listeners?

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Jansen · « **Reply #29890 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:48:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161309212&postcount=590

Quote from: ronco2000

The long loading time made me a better player because I didn't want to go thru that every time I died. I was more cautious and played smart. It has it pros and cons. In my case it was pro.

are these people serious

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #29891 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:51:07 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161298328&postcount=261

Valve Stanleys defending the hell out of Valve allowing people to charge for mods on Steam Workshop by saying it's not Valve's fault and it's greedy Bethesda (When Valve's getting a 38% cut)

Reminder these people are serious

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29892 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:54:58 PM »

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator/comments

lmao ctrl-f neogaf lmao

Nibel · « **Reply #29893 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 23, 2015, 04:48:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161309212&postcount=590

Quote from: ronco2000
The long loading time made me a better player because I didn't want to go thru that every time I died. I was more cautious and played smart. It has it pros and cons. In my case it was pro.

are these people serious

tbh, as someone who played the game I tend to agree?

Nobody is saying that those loading times are acceptable, but trying to avoid them at all costs gave me a nice push me during dangerous situations

sarslip · « **Reply #29894 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:09:10 PM »

nah, by that logic, if you were offered instant mutherfucking respawns, you would turn it off?

instant respawns? nah im good

Jansen · « **Reply #29895 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:09:42 PM »

the reasoning is stupid as shit

diehard souls fans are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

Nibel · « **Reply #29896 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:13:55 PM »

Nah man, the thing is there is no option to avoid the loading times in Bloodborne, so that instant respawn comparisons falls off

I agree that the diehard souls fans are crazy, but also that I can see from where he's coming from - I don't think it was meant to legitimize the loading times either, just an observation

Atramental · « **Reply #29897 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:14:46 PM »

I haven't been dying a lot in Bloodborne (at least not yet...) but those loading screens get annoying when I'm popping back & forth from the Hunter's Dream.

Also, fuck that doll. Falling asleep on me and shit.

Bonfire >>> Doll

Nibel · « **Reply #29898 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:17:54 PM »

The most annoying thing is that the doll is standing right in front of you when you spawn in Hunter's Dream; every time I put the controller down I fear that I accidentally trigger the gun and kill her

(but I think she can respawn but still brehs give me some space)

Atramental · « **Reply #29899 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:20:15 PM »

Oh yeah, I've already given her an accidental whack with my ax when I set down my controller.

MFW:

Jansen · « **Reply #29900 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:27:09 PM »

lol i did that with blacksmith andre in dark souls. the cost of removing that sin was brutal

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29901 on:** April 23, 2015, 06:20:16 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 23, 2015, 04:54:58 PM

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator/comments

lmao ctrl-f neogaf lmao

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #29902 on:** April 23, 2015, 08:13:18 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 23, 2015, 04:54:58 PM

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator/comments

lmao ctrl-f neogaf lmao

benjipwns · « **Reply #29903 on:** April 23, 2015, 09:37:13 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 23, 2015, 09:18:44 PM

So in that Manhattan apartment thread, when docpan says he doesn't want to live near people so hang out by the fire hydrants blasting boom boxes, and everyone assumes he's talking about black people, aren't they the real racists?

Yes. Trust Fund Hipsters would be the more likely culprit as black people are too poor* to live in Manhattan.

*Unless they play for the Knicks.

toku · « **Reply #29904 on:** April 23, 2015, 09:59:18 PM »

Soo cool to live in a big city but without any of "those" people

Tasty · « **Reply #29905 on:** April 23, 2015, 10:06:48 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 23, 2015, 09:59:18 PM

Soo cool to live in a big city but without any of "those" people

Boston

Wait did you mean the trust fund hipsters??

benjipwns · « **Reply #29906 on:** April 23, 2015, 10:09:59 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 23, 2015, 10:08:47 PM

I don't get why you would hang out by a fire hydrant though.

Poor people are prone to crack em and play in the stream of water when it's hot.

Clearly you hang out by them to claim them (and the water inside them) from the other poor people.

Kara · « **Reply #29907 on:** April 23, 2015, 10:14:27 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 23, 2015, 09:59:18 PM

Soo cool to live in a big city but without any of "those" people

Yuppie lebensraum is v. important.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #29908 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:27:10 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358346&postcount=467

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29909 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:27:11 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 23, 2015, 10:06:48 PM

Wait did you mean the trust fund hipsters??

You mean you aren't one of those?

Tasty · « **Reply #29910 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:31:06 AM »

LOL no my family is poor as fuck. We have a fair bit of land but that's it.

Atramental · « **Reply #29911 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:33:48 AM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on April 24, 2015, 12:27:10 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358346&postcount=467

Well. It was about time I got a new laptop anyways.

*goes out back to grab a sledge hammer*

Atramental · « **Reply #29912 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:40:18 AM »

Also, GAF just seems to be absolutely infested with pedos these days. Or at least they're way more "vocal" than they used to be.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29913 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:42:51 AM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on April 24, 2015, 12:27:10 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358346&postcount=467

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161345479&postcount=449

how are these creepers not banned yet srs

Atramental · « **Reply #29914 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:43:30 AM »

Steve Youngblood, HELP!

Tasty · « **Reply #29915 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:44:10 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034887

My white DS Lite

Atramental · « **Reply #29916 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:45:13 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29917 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:45:34 AM »

white portable electronics

Jansen · « **Reply #29918 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:49:25 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 24, 2015, 12:43:30 AM

Steve Youngblood, HELP!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161361013&postcount=477

Quote

After thoroughly reviewing the imagery presented in this game, we’ve decided that it isn’t going to be appropriate for this forum. Atlus USA has come forward noting that 4 images from the game have been edited for content for the North American release, however our research has shown us that there are many more than just four objectionable images in the game. It’s very sad that we’ve had to take this action with a couple of games in the past, but there are certain types of things we just don’t want to be represented here, and sexual suggestion and representation of underage girls are among them. To that end, much like Criminal Girls and Monster Monpiece, discussion about Dungeon Travelers 2 will not be welcome on NeoGAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160122244&postcount=3345

Quote from: Parakeetman

Dungeon Travelers 2: The Royal Library & the Monster Seal (US Vita) Parakeetman (15th, April 2015)

US Release Date
Summer 2015

lol

benjipwns · « **Reply #29919 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:52:02 AM »

The oppression of dissident voices in favor of shattering outdated sexual norms by Steve Youngblood continues.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #29920 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:52:20 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 24, 2015, 12:42:51 AM

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on April 24, 2015, 12:27:10 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358346&postcount=467

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161345479&postcount=449

how are these creepers not banned yet srs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113916940&postcount=45

dude's been slipping through the cracks for such a long time

Atramental · « **Reply #29921 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:52:25 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 24, 2015, 12:49:25 AM

Quote from: Atramental on April 24, 2015, 12:43:30 AM
Steve Youngblood, HELP!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161361013&postcount=477

Quote
After thoroughly reviewing the imagery presented in this game, we’ve decided that it isn’t going to be appropriate for this forum. Atlus USA has come forward noting that 4 images from the game have been edited for content for the North American release, however our research has shown us that there are many more than just four objectionable images in the game. It’s very sad that we’ve had to take this action with a couple of games in the past, but there are certain types of things we just don’t want to be represented here, and sexual suggestion and representation of underage girls are among them. To that end, much like Criminal Girls and Monster Monpiece, discussion about Dungeon Travelers 2 will not be welcome on NeoGAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160122244&postcount=3345

Quote from: Parakeetman
Dungeon Travelers 2: The Royal Library & the Monster Seal (US Vita) Parakeetman (15th, April 2015)

US Release Date
Summer 2015

lol

But Mauricio_Magus is still free to shit up GAF with pedo-rrific posts. $:-\$

benjipwns · « **Reply #29922 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:54:38 AM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on April 24, 2015, 12:52:20 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113916940&postcount=45

dude's been slipping through the cracks for such a long time

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Nibel · « **Reply #29923 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:57:11 AM »

The funny thing is that this group of people prolly have some internet hideout where they are now complaining about that decision

And even though I'm not a fan of cliches.. they all have anime or at least anime-inspired avatars. Always the same shit

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29924 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:58:16 AM »

GAF went from a den of cunts to a den of cunts and pedos.

Jansen · « **Reply #29925 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:04:56 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=160140988&highlight=#post160140988
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=160139401&highlight=#post160139401

knowing what's in the game and still wanting anything to do with it

benjipwns · « **Reply #29926 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:05:50 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160138951&postcount=146

Yulwei · « **Reply #29927 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:10:52 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 23, 2015, 04:54:58 PM

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator/comments

lmao ctrl-f neogaf lmao

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29928 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:11:45 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 01:05:50 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160138951&postcount=146

OWNED

except you know tits on women aren't the same as tits on a five year old.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #29929 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:19:15 AM »

Does it matter what they look like if they're both 1,200 year old demons?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29930 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:22:47 AM »

Yulwei · « **Reply #29931 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:23:45 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 01:05:50 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160138951&postcount=146

God damn that entire thread is pathetic as fuck

Jansen · « **Reply #29932 on:** April 24, 2015, 01:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Atlus

I want to stress again that the changes to the images are just minor edits. A lot of people are quick to assume that it’s nudity-related, when even the Japanese version had no full-nudity images. As a company, we looked at all the game’s content and identified the images that we assumed would be the most difficult to get by ratings boards. Through consultations, we were made aware of what images would have pushed the game to an AO rating, a classification that would prevent the game from being releasable in the US, period.

So what did we do? We tried to do right by our fans: we took the feedback about the images and worked with the developer to keep the images in question as close to the original as possible, but reduce their objectionable nature. We do not plan on releasing the unedited images, but the changes are so minor, we are confident that it’s as close to the Japanese release as possibly allowed.

i guess choosing a different game to localize wasn't an option? lol