1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[benjipwns]

Would you smang a 1200 year old demon if it was a cute/tsundere demon

Yay, another chance to reference Reaper!

http://reaper-cw.wikia.com/wiki/Nina


So, yes.  Though, to be honest, I don't know her age.

[Joe Molotov]

No, just cuddle.

[toku]

uguu~

Would you smang a 1200 year old demon if it was a cute/tsundere demon

Yay, another chance to reference Reaper!

http://reaper-cw.wikia.com/wiki/Nina


So, yes.  Though, to be honest, I don't know her age.

god jenny wade 

[Kara]

Why the fuck did I click these links.

Don't worry, you know we're already on the lists.

It's kinda funny that I passed a federal background check, though political leanings weren't really relevant to passing it.

[Joe Molotov]

Where have you been? It's alright, they know where you've been.

[benjipwns]

It's kinda funny that I passed a federal background check, though political leanings weren't really relevant to passing it.

Anybody can get one of those, they hand them out like candy, it's just how they keep a closer eye on you while you think they've put you in the clear.

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358928&postcount=16

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161361955&postcount=40

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161362606&postcount=48

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161364166&postcount=64

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161364940&postcount=79

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161367763&postcount=101

[benjipwns]

[Dubai defense]

Who takes such pride over where they live to defend it like this?

Oh, wait...I'm from Michigan, and Flint, I have no concept of what that could be like.

[Kara]

It probably comes up in intelligence background checks. Blackmail and whatnot.

[Kara]

Want to LARP a Dickens novel? Go to Dubai.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Benij = Michael Moore

:0

[nudemacusers]

Do the feds really look into your porn habits when you apply for a public sector job?

they don't do it for a top secret clearance, at least 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160138951&postcount=146

OWNED

except you know tits on women aren't the same as tits on a five year old.

It's 2015. Nipples are nipples.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Wish someone would just ban those creeps

[suppadoopa]

Do the feds really look into your porn habits when you apply for a public sector job?

I hope not.

Last porn I watched, while she was getting nailed she was brining up the highlights and injustices of what our government does. Then proceeded to explain her thesis about governmental transparency.

That could probably get me jailed for treason

[Sausage]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161358928&postcount=16

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161361955&postcount=40

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161362606&postcount=48

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161364166&postcount=64

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161364940&postcount=79

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161367763&postcount=101

Surprised there's no phat michael in that thread. Personally, I'd at least like to visit the place before I can bash it.

[toku]

Do the feds really look into your porn habits when you apply for a public sector job?

I hope not.

Last porn I watched, while she was getting nailed she was brining up the highlights and injustices of what our government does. Then proceeded to explain her thesis about governmental transparency.

That could probably get me jailed for treason

Then he came on her face, and laughed.

[Mr Gilhaney]

"-forms a party of female warriors, mages, maids........"

#gamergate

Jesus Christ, go to that Atlus thread, page one, and just scroll down looking at nothing but the avatars. It's a nightmare.

The 3 first replies. 

[Tasty]

Do the feds really look into your porn habits when you apply for a public sector job?

I hope not.

Last porn I watched, while she was getting nailed she was brining up the highlights and injustices of what our government does. Then proceeded to explain her thesis about governmental transparency.

That could probably get me jailed for treason

Then he came on her face, and laughed.

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1035031

 

[zomgee]

Man.

Confederate Flags - Thoughts?

Way to take a stand.

[bork]

uguu~

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1035031

 

Needs a dramatic reading in the fashion of: http://tiredgamer.ytmnd.com/

[Cerveza mas fina]

being shown and discussed in threads, what difference does it make whether the subject looks underage or fully grown? It's all lewd and pandering

 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1035031

 

The breasts in 3D felt like real innovation

this is a real thing someone wrote

[Mr. Nobody]

white portable electronics

 

Black don't crack 

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But it will show every fingerprint under the sun 

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[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161400250&postcount=44

If the game in the OP is good, it's good. It's really hard to get me offended over fake things, and it bugs me when people don't want a game discussed because it has some questionable material. I want to discuss Dungeon Travelers 2 because I heard the game was quite good. Can't, even if it's strategies only.

I know there's a policy of "don't like our way, leave", which is totally their prerogative, so I think I'm gonna do that for gaming. Shame, as I really like this forum and the community, but I'm just fed up not being able to discuss all the games I enjoy.

[Tasty]

That thread is gold, holy shit.

Agreed. This is pretty much me right now. Didn't watch a single ecchi harem from last season of animes even though I used to watch everything. The story part of such animes has gone to the gutter recently.

"recently"

[Tasty]

No, I'm saying that supporting a game with underaged sexual content because you can "ignore it" is fucked up.

I guess? I guess I'm fucked up, then. If the game is fun to play, it can look however it wants. I actually find some of the over-sexualization amusing. I laugh about it because it's so ridiculous.

Laughs about it while stroking his 3" chode I bet 

[Tasty]

Ultra violence is extremely common in the AAA sphere and one of the top things people bemoan about it, I don't know why you're pretending its not. You're being very disingenuous.

The irony of people being scared by virtual pedoshit but are happy to herald virtual ultraviolence will always be hilarious.

Bu-bu-but what about those yucky games with blood?

what difference does it make whether the subject looks underage or fully grown? It's all lewd and pandering!

I don't have a problem with lolis at all, but I have a problem when it's just grown up men hanging around them.
If there were more characters of similar ages of both sexes, then I wouldn't be as repulsed by this, but as things are, I really don't like this.

[demi]

No, I'm saying that supporting a game with underaged sexual content because you can "ignore it" is fucked up.

I guess? I guess I'm fucked up, then. If the game is fun to play, it can look however it wants. I actually find some of the over-sexualization amusing. I laugh about it because it's so ridiculous.

Laughs about it while stroking his 3" chode I bet 

Size Queens arent a hot look 

[Tasty]

And my regular hookup has a smaller one. Fits better.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161415232&postcount=348

[Kara]

Man.

Confederate Flags - Thoughts?

Way to take a stand.

My Rhodesian flag sticker is only meant to celebrate my heritage.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161400250&postcount=44

If the game in the OP is good, it's good. It's really hard to get me offended over fake things, and it bugs me when people don't want a game discussed because it has some questionable material. I want to discuss Dungeon Travelers 2 because I heard the game was quite good. Can't, even if it's strategies only.

I know there's a policy of "don't like our way, leave", which is totally their prerogative, so I think I'm gonna do that for gaming. Shame, as I really like this forum and the community, but I'm just fed up not being able to discuss all the games I enjoy.

(Image removed from quote.)

I never thought I'd think more highly of people who announce they're quitting Facebook for privacy concerns but lo and behold someone who's quitting GAF because it doesn't let him talk about his fetish for little girls enough.

[Tasty]

Man.

Confederate Flags - Thoughts?

Way to take a stand.

Probably because they're not viewing it the way you are.

It's not a damn Nazi flag.

I know many people from the upper east states that wear the NY Yankees ball cap...and they're not even from NY or a Yankees fan really, they just like to wear it because they feel the NY Yankees represents the geographical region of where they're from. Same goes for Boston folk, they love their area, so they wear Boston Red Sox caps.

I think in 2015, we're reading way too much and literal into things. Just my opinion.

Lol, needed this. Someone actually comparing the Confederate flag to baseball fans.

Thanks man, really, thank you.

You're taking what I said out of context, like most do.

I said they wear those caps to rep their geographical region, they couldn't care less about the baseball team.

People wear University of Texas t-shirts down here and think it means the state of Texas.

This is the same idiot from this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=902633

Why don't we just nuke ISIS, ISIL, whatever they're called?

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1035031

 

The breasts in 3D felt like real innovation

this is a real thing someone wrote

that's a goat line. gonna need to drop that at my next social dinner.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161419828&postcount=527


I...I can't even parody post at this level

Is this rocket science?

Violence can have a context (war, self defense, professional fighting)

Underage porn and pictures has 0 fucking context ever

Who needs context when you're going to just get off on something?
Do you understand the point of porn?

maybe i'm not understanding this post.

[octopushover]

"what kinda context are we talking about here?? like maybe it's a little boy and his mom or something? or a girl in a bedroom with comically large furniture making her look even smaller??"

[nudemacusers]

it's a camera lens trick officer!

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161419828&postcount=527


I...I can't even parody post at this level

Is this rocket science?

Violence can have a context (war, self defense, professional fighting)

Underage porn and pictures has 0 fucking context ever

Who needs context when you're going to just get off on something?
Do you understand the point of porn?

maybe i'm not understanding this post.

Seriously, how fucking ignorant of the worlds' space programs do you have to be to use the expression rocket science and then launch into a discussion about war. :WernhervonBraun:

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

No idea what's going on over there but this line from the OP....

I remember being excited when Senran Kagura was announced by XSeed and downloading it as soon as it hit the eshop. The breasts in 3D felt like real innovation

 
 
These people are like fucking aliens to me.  I don't get it

[FStop7]

I'm a thousand year old dragon.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161421571&postcount=604

ayy

[Tasty]

It's pretty fucking clear who the pedos are at this point. They've outed themselves very well. Some mod needs to step up and just ban half the thread.

It's ridiculous that mods used to ban 50 people in a thread who replied with "LOL" to a joke about women drivers, but they refuse to take action against these fucking diddlers. I'm starting to think Pedo-GAF has representation on the mod committee.

[Trent Dole]

It's pretty fucking clear who the pedos are at this point. They've outed themselves very well. Some mod needs to step up and just ban half the thread.

It's ridiculous that mods used to ban 50 people in a thread who replied with "LOL" to a joke about women drivers, but they refuse to take action against these fucking diddlers. I'm starting to think Pedo-GAF has representation on the mod committee.

>Implying Pedo-Gaf isn't the mod committee.

[bork]

I just can't get over Mauricio_Magus' avatar-- Fucking make him change it already.  And this is coming from someone who always goes with lewd game avatars on GAF.  That is straight pedo-creepy.

He even says "Etrian Odyssey is a perfect example of fanservice(pretty light and tame imo) in a fantastic series. "



"Light and tame fanservice."

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's pretty fucking clear who the pedos are at this point. They've outed themselves very well. Some mod needs to step up and just ban half the thread.

It's ridiculous that mods used to ban 50 people in a thread who replied with "LOL" to a joke about women drivers, but they refuse to take action against these fucking diddlers. I'm starting to think Pedo-GAF has representation on the mod committee.

Come on Walrus, you're not this slow.

[Kara]

I think the explicit difference between Chris Hansen-addled fanservice and glorified ultra-violence as in Mortal Kombat, God of War, etc. is mostly due to the age / willingness of the participants. In Mortal Kombat, for example, you have characters duking it out with the definite intent of trying to kill one another in a typical match - obviously none of the characters want to be on the receiving end of a fatality, but they're all making the decision to fight in-universe and understand the possible repercussions

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Can you really consent to participating in an interplanar competition when not doing so assures the destruction of your home realm?

[close]

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161416180&postcount=375

:Creepy Stalker

:Creepy Stalker

I think the explicit difference between Chris Hansen-addled fanservice and glorified ultra-violence as in Mortal Kombat, God of War, etc. is mostly due to the age / willingness of the participants.

Oh, absolutely.  And I'm the type who would much rather have sex over violence and think it's ridiculous in this country how violence is more acceptable in media than the former.  But loli-pedo shit is another story. 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161416786&postcount=393

All the animu avatars with the "bu..bu..bu...violence!" defense because they know that this shit is indefensible and have to deflect to something else. Every time I see someone with a vita, I just assume that they will be on a future episode of Hansen vs. Predator.

 

[bork]

That thread is gold, man.   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161418778&postcount=483

People who pull the "anime avatar" card should be straight-up banned. It's some of the dumbest shit that I see on GAF, which is saying a ton.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Tasty]

I wish we had classic mac now, he'd be going total troll-ham on that thread.

[octopushover]

That thread is gold, man.   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161418778&postcount=483

People who pull the "anime avatar" card should be straight-up banned. It's some of the dumbest shit that I see on GAF, which is saying a ton.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

You could make a "match the avatar to the post" game.

[ToxicAdam]

That thread is gold, man.   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161418778&postcount=483

People who pull the "anime avatar" card should be straight-up banned. It's some of the dumbest shit that I see on GAF, which is saying a ton.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

I was once perma-banned for exactly that. (Thanks Vennt)

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161410813&postcount=224

"I play games like these for the combat systems" is the new "I read Playboy for the articles."

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161411260&postcount=237

On top of that, if it's truly something despicable like what Criminal Girls is, it should be enough to turn you off of it, regardless of this supposed wonderful RPG system. There are games that have great RPG systems and don't objectify babies. Why not just let it go? Why pretend it's soooo fun to play that it overcomes your desire to look porno children?

Glad you speak for me. I'm actually really offended that you think I play these games for the "child porn", seeing as how I work with special needs children every day.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish we had classic mac now, he'd be going total troll-ham on that thread.

My favorite mac moment was when he got that one pedo to say that he "probably" wouldn't want to fuck mac's son.

What?!

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161411260&postcount=237

On top of that, if it's truly something despicable like what Criminal Girls is, it should be enough to turn you off of it, regardless of this supposed wonderful RPG system. There are games that have great RPG systems and don't objectify babies. Why not just let it go? Why pretend it's soooo fun to play that it overcomes your desire to look porno children?

Glad you speak for me. I'm actually really offended that you think I play these games for the "child porn", seeing as how I work with special needs children every day.

ha ha holy shit this guy needs to stop talking

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161411260&postcount=237

On top of that, if it's truly something despicable like what Criminal Girls is, it should be enough to turn you off of it, regardless of this supposed wonderful RPG system. There are games that have great RPG systems and don't objectify babies. Why not just let it go? Why pretend it's soooo fun to play that it overcomes your desire to look porno children?

Glad you speak for me. I'm actually really offended that you think I play these games for the "child porn", seeing as how I work with special needs children every day.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161422525&postcount=2949
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=161423389&postcount=2953

You guys get me all to yourself now.

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Sorry.

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You didn't call me a pedophile.

You've had plenty of opportunities.

crazy butthurt

they go on to post in gaming threads anyway after saying they were done. i'm shocked at their inability to abstain