Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5900113 times)

studyguy · « **Reply #31020 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM

Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31021 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:22:20 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 11:20:46 AM

I just go in work clothes and say I'm buying a gift and project that dad aura, usually does the job at Gamestop.

Dad aura

Tasty · « **Reply #31022 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:38:51 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 04, 2015, 06:13:53 PM

Quote from: Vularai on May 04, 2015, 06:08:03 PM
It's a phrase used to stifle discussion, particularly in the cases of sexual assault or murders perpetrated by officers of the law.

It's also Liu Kang Baking a Pie. He who picks only of the lowest fruit.

This post is amazing because LKBAP is a shit-tier Apple worshipper.

studyguy · « **Reply #31023 on:** May 05, 2015, 11:39:13 AM »

Stress about what some clerk at a shitty retail chain thinks of you brehs.

Kara · « **Reply #31024 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:19:27 PM »

Please, I stress about everything.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #31025 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:54:33 PM »

Is it ok if I call you daddy from now on?

Kara · « **Reply #31026 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:57:57 PM »

You wouldn't be the first.

Tasty · « **Reply #31027 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:03:00 PM »

Papakand

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #31028 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:21:01 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 05, 2015, 04:53:34 AM

It seems like Nintendo stuff drives people crazy.
The only time I remember troubles at EB Games, Canada's Gamestop, was when I was standing around awkwardly while someone gave shit to a clerk about Amiibos on the phone.
It was obvious since he kept apologizing and pleading with the guy on the phone and afterwards apologizing to everyone around who was waiting and listening.

What is it with Nintendo stuff and sudden hostility to game store cashiers/clerks/etc. Getting all worked up over bloody Amiibos.
What are they even, they seem to be a cross between Nintendo dolls and physical DLC.

Grown men that collect Mario dolls are a little odd?

You don't say.

zomgee · « **Reply #31029 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:22:09 PM »

Somebody said something offensive again

helios · « **Reply #31030 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:27:41 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 05, 2015, 02:22:09 PM

Somebody said something offensive again

octopushover · « **Reply #31031 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:30:19 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041127

huelen might have outdone himself

he still browses digg

Tasty · « **Reply #31032 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:40:39 PM »

I use Digg every day

as an RSS reader

Dennis · « **Reply #31033 on:** May 05, 2015, 02:56:58 PM »

Huelen10 is a GAF treasure.

Tasty · « **Reply #31034 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on May 05, 2015, 02:56:58 PM

Huelen10 is a GAF treasure.

Need a GIF of Lore with the text "HUELEN10 was a mistake. Xe's nothing but trash."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31035 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:10:56 PM »

little_boy_making_out_with_dog.jpg

zomgee · « **Reply #31036 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on May 05, 2015, 02:56:58 PM

Huelen10 is a GAF treasure.

Huelen10 is amazing. Just amazing.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31037 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:18:33 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 05, 2015, 03:15:56 PM

Quote from: Dennis on May 05, 2015, 02:56:58 PM
Huelen10 is a GAF treasure.

Huelen10 is amazing. Just amazing.

I'm just amazed that a creature like it could manage to survive on this earth for at least 20 or 30 years.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31038 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on May 05, 2015, 02:56:58 PM

Huelen10 is a GAF treasure.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xFu2o8V7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/j7wsnfa84xt4cjrfvdjq.gif

Rufus · « **Reply #31039 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 02:40:39 PM

I use Digg every day

as an RSS reader

How does it stack up to Feedly?

mormapope · « **Reply #31040 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »

Huelen10 is what happens when a man cums in a woman's body, and then god curses the child immediately.

Tasty · « **Reply #31041 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:38:17 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 05, 2015, 03:25:33 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 02:40:39 PM
I use Digg every day

as an RSS reader
How does it stack up to Feedly?

It's been a while since I switched from Feedly, but when I made the switch Digg was a lot lighter and more "basic" which I liked. Feedly felt a little sluggish sometimes and tried to do too much visual stuff which I'm not into. Just gimme my news, mang.

Tasty · « **Reply #31042 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:39:04 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041001

Quote

What Shot Does The Order: 1886 Have At Becoming A Franchise?

Now, before I begin, I know the reception The Order: 1886 got in some parts of GAF - it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I really enjoyed it for what it was

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Tasty · « **Reply #31043 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:45:48 PM »

Been a long, long time since a thread title made me legit laugh out loud. God bless jett.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1029016

bork · « **Reply #31044 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:49:45 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 03:39:04 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041001

Quote
What Shot Does The Order: 1886 Have At Becoming A Franchise?

Now, before I begin, I know the reception The Order: 1886 got in some parts of GAF - it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I really enjoyed it for what it was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

I would have thought that The Order would be already forgotten about at this point.

Nibel · « **Reply #31045 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:50:54 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162807250&postcount=401

Quote

This is an honest question, not some kind of "trap" or anything

Sure breh

It's funny how the whole Black-Widow thing blew up when the movie released in the US after Europe + bunch of other countries

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #31046 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:52:40 PM »

I do hope the Order has a sequel. Simply reusing the assets and whatnot would be fine with me since it would still be one of the best looking games. The story was terrible, but the premise and setting were not. The overall gunplay was there, but it needed more to it. A sequel could be a real improvement.

Rufus · « **Reply #31047 on:** May 05, 2015, 03:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 03:38:17 PM

It's been a while since I switched from Feedly, but when I made the switch Digg was a lot lighter and more "basic" which I liked. Feedly felt a little sluggish sometimes and tried to do too much visual stuff which I'm not into. Just gimme my news, mang.

Gotta have try it out then. I have Feedly set up to be as close to Google Reader (pbuh) as possible.

Kara · « **Reply #31048 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 03:39:04 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041001

Quote
What Shot Does The Order: 1886 Have At Becoming A Franchise?

Now, before I begin, I know the reception The Order: 1886 got in some parts of GAF - it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I really enjoyed it for what it was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

Why stan 4 bad PlayStation exclusives when u can stan 4 Dust 514eva? :joel

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #31049 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:17:08 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on May 05, 2015, 03:50:54 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162807250&postcount=401

Quote
This is an honest question, not some kind of "trap" or anything

Sure breh

It's funny how the whole Black-Widow thing blew up when the movie released in the US after Europe + bunch of other countries

I didn't care for the original argument over the scorned ex-lover joke, but this thread is getting so fucking loopy now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162810526&postcount=443

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162810910&postcount=454

why we gotta treat sex between two consenting adults as a horribly derogatory thing if they've had multiple partners in the same social circle?

doesn't help that the shaki dude was spitting some PUA level advice in an earlier thread.

archie4208 · « **Reply #31050 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:40:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041271
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041268
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041277
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041262

ayy

Kara · « **Reply #31051 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:43:42 PM »

It's very important that you know what exactly I think constitutes promiscuity. -a man on the internet

king of the internet · « **Reply #31052 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:45:44 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2015, 04:40:09 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041271
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041268
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041277
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041262

ayy

Holding an internet grudge for over five years...

archie4208 · « **Reply #31053 on:** May 05, 2015, 04:46:58 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 04:45:44 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2015, 04:40:09 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041271
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041268
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041277
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041262

ayy

Holding an internet grudge for over five years...

Hasn't The Walrus held a beef with Duckroll for nearly a decade?

king of the internet · « **Reply #31054 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:05:15 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2015, 04:46:58 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 04:45:44 PM
Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2015, 04:40:09 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041271
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041268
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041277
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041274
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041262

ayy

Holding an internet grudge for over five years...

Hasn't The Walrus held a beef with Duckroll for nearly a decade?

You mean fighting to bring justice to one of the internet's greatest monsters?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31055 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:11:46 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM

Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM
Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

I already do.

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 03:39:04 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041001

Quote
What Shot Does The Order: 1886 Have At Becoming A Franchise?

Now, before I begin, I know the reception The Order: 1886 got in some parts of GAF - it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I really enjoyed it for what it was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

This is the same dude I was talking about earlier this morning that wanted consoles to be able to upgrade their GPU via an add-on and the like for "better specs to match PC."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31056 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:17:16 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:11:46 PM

Quote from: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM
Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

I already do.

you have a pot belly don't you

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31057 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 05:17:16 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM
Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

I already do.

you have a pot belly don't you

No, actually. I don't drink enough to fill that void into a beer belly.

Huff · « **Reply #31058 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:19:13 PM »

The dad bod is apparently in nowadays anyway

Atramental · « **Reply #31059 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:20:35 PM »

Voids.

Filling voids.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31060 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:24:42 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:17:41 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM
Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

I already do.

you have a pot belly don't you

No, actually. I don't drink enough to fill that void into a beer belly.

are you in shape?

are you vgl as the kids say?

king of the internet · « **Reply #31061 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:24:56 PM »

Feeling nothing

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31062 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 05:24:42 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:17:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 10:44:54 AM
Wasting money on more worthless plastic garbage won't fill the void inside of you

Stick to drugs and alcohol.

I already do.

you have a pot belly don't you

No, actually. I don't drink enough to fill that void into a beer belly.
are you in shape?

No.

Quote

are you vgl as the kids say?

I'd say "No.

" but some people think I'm alright looking.

Quote from: king of the internet on May 05, 2015, 05:24:56 PM

Feeling nothing

Nihilism welcomes you. It welcomes everyone.

Kara · « **Reply #31063 on:** May 05, 2015, 07:46:39 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=162813487

sega does what nintendon't tho

Tasty · « **Reply #31064 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:17:23 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 07:46:39 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=162813487

sega does what nintendon't tho

Suck?

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #31065 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM »

sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

Kara · « **Reply #31066 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:58:37 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=162848251

I want to be this dedicated.

Tasty · « **Reply #31067 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM

sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31068 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:22:27 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=958801

who has time for this

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #31069 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

(Image removed from quote.)

i began a reply to this post listing cover art for every mario party game but i realized theres like 10 of them rofl

Kara · « **Reply #31070 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

(Image removed from quote.)

Sonic isn't even human and he gets more princess action than Mario.

Tasty · « **Reply #31071 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 10:25:05 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

(Image removed from quote.)

Sonic isn't even human and he gets more princess action than Mario.

Breh, Mario has that "cake" on lockdown.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31072 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:36:50 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:27:20 PM

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

(Image removed from quote.)

Sonic isn't even human and he gets more princess action than Mario.

Breh, Mario has that "cake" on lockdown.

not according to canon

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31073 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:57:37 PM »

Even knowing either series' canon...

Kara · « **Reply #31074 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:01:27 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:27:20 PM

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 05, 2015, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
sega was, is and will always be twice the company that nintendo is. nintendo aint shit and u know it.

(Image removed from quote.)

Sonic isn't even human and he gets more princess action than Mario.

Breh, Mario has that "cake" on lockdown.

I didn't play Portal, sorry.

bluemax · « **Reply #31075 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:16:58 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 07:46:39 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=162813487

sega does what nintendon't tho

Some people have a weird definition of perfectly. Considering the PC specs it takes to 100% accurately emulate an NES game I don't think the Dreamcast came close to perfection.

Tasty · « **Reply #31076 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:17:14 AM »

suppadoopa · « **Reply #31077 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:21:00 AM »

I only knew two people with SEGA consoles growing up

One of them I'm pretty sure is in jail right now, the other one went off to join the Peace Corps

benjipwns · « **Reply #31078 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:37:21 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on May 06, 2015, 01:16:58 AM

Some people have a weird definition of perfectly. Considering the PC specs it takes to 100% accurately emulate an NES game I don't think the Dreamcast came close to perfection.

Pretty sure the Dreamcast emulators are all those that use tricks to make popular games seem "perfect" enough that nobody notices. That Genesis one was so good Sega took it to do their classic pack. And even it wasn't perfect.

Quote from: Nibel on May 05, 2015, 03:50:54 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162807250&postcount=401

Quote
This is an honest question, not some kind of "trap" or anything

Sure breh

It's funny how the whole Black-Widow thing blew up when the movie released in the US after Europe + bunch of other countries

Now I don't know what to think about this guy, I always thought he was playing dumb for rhetorical purposes.

These Black Widow controversies are amusing when combined with the SNL Black Widow trailer from last weekend:

(Move to America feggits or search for it elsewhere)

king of the internet · « **Reply #31079 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:48:55 AM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 06, 2015, 01:21:00 AM

I only knew two people with SEGA consoles growing up

One of them I'm pretty sure is in jail right now, the other one went off to join the Peace Corps

At least they're not grown and collecting plastic dolls of videogame mascots

News:

Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5900113 times)