1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Shaka Khan]

Maybe in 10 years, when your chest hair grows and balls drop.

[Tasty]

They already hanging low, B, and I'd shave it away anyways. 

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

[Tasty]

Seriously though Rahx is hot.

[Joe Molotov]

[Tasty]

(Image removed from quote.)

Imma lover not a fighter 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

idk, but this poster's tenuous grasp on idafa (as demonstrated by the handle al-ibn Kermit) has always pissed me off.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

Misogynists don't exist according to the bore

[thisismyusername]

Rahx send nudes

Ur twitter profile pic is hot

  Don't you have Boston men to screw right now?

Also her?

[Tasty]

Rahx send nudes

Ur twitter profile pic is hot

  Don't you have Boston men to screw right now?

Why, you in Boston, b?

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It's too late, I have work tomorrow

Not gonna stop drinking though

[close]

[Tasty]

Rahx looks like a bearded JGL and I've always wanted to bang JGL

[thisismyusername]

Rahx send nudes

Ur twitter profile pic is hot

  Don't you have Boston men to screw right now?

Why, you in Boston, b?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's too late, I have work tomorrow

Not gonna stop drinking though

[close]

No. Though I could be.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't think I've actually seen a picture of you outside of... No, wait, I think I have seen a picture of you on your Google Developer profile. 

[close]

Rahx looks like a bearded JGL and I've always wanted to bang JGL

I don't see the connection. Unless I'm looking at a different Twitter profile.

[Tasty]

I'm a 6/10 cool young dude Don't bother with me

[Tasty]

I don't see the connection. Unless I'm looking at a different Twitter profile.

Really? Pretty obvs to me

He's deffo attractive tho

[thisismyusername]

http://news.doddleme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/premium-rush-premiere-joseph-gordon-levitt-59f62cf4a5fb1ba6.jpg

I mean that one? Sure, I could see the resemblance.

Though when you say JGL, I'm thinking young JGL/3rd Rock given age: http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14100000/Joseph-Gordon-Levitt-joseph-gordon-levitt-14127941-1024-768.jpg

I'm a 6/10 cool young dude Don't bother with me

Drunk you is probably wayyy too harsh on yourself.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055078

Nikkei: Nintendo's NX platform will use an Android OS

[doctavius bonbon]

fucking called it 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165973019&postcount=219

 

[mormapope]

http://67.227.255.239/forum/showthread.php?t=1013752

So many people going to have to suck that crowish dick.

[ToxicAdam]

It doesn't seem like the move of a winner, but it's not like they have much a choice at this point.

[thisismyusername]

It doesn't seem like the move of a winner, but it's not like they have much a choice at this point.

I don't see Nintendo ever being a winner, but it's a good move for them. It means 1) Android developers like Andy (oh hey, your time to shine and suck two dicks at once!) can port their apps/games to Nintendo's platform pretty easy depending on how modified Nintendos version is and 2) because of #1, more developer support instead of abandoning Nintendo's hardware. When making a game for mobile, developers can then go "oh well sure, why not since porting to it should be easy."

[Tasty]

http://news.doddleme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/premium-rush-premiere-joseph-gordon-levitt-59f62cf4a5fb1ba6.jpg

I mean that one? Sure, I could see the resemblance.

Though when you say JGL, I'm thinking young JGL/3rd Rock given age: http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14100000/Joseph-Gordon-Levitt-joseph-gordon-levitt-14127941-1024-768.jpg

I'm a 6/10 cool young dude Don't bother with me

Drunk you is probably wayyy too harsh on yourself.

You should deff come to boston and get me drunk, you sweet talker you.

[mormapope]

If there was one thing botched by every console company this gen, its a UI/OS that isn't bloated or convoluted to navigate. Microsoft is hopefully going to redo the Xbone one completely, Sony is going to coast on minimal effort like last gen. Wii-U's OS is alright but offers no customization whatsoever.

People thought the idea of 16GB's of ram being in these consoles was a dicey idea, but the Xbone and PS4 use way to much ram for their shit OSes, which in turn means games have to use baby amounts of ram. Nintendo using Android is a smart decision depending on what they want to release on their next thing,

[Tasty]

Gonna make scrambled eggs

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165975044&postcount=317

geeez, do you have any references for these tweets your talking about?

How about no third party devs touching the Wii-U since its launch in 2012?

There were still a ton of games released on the 360/PS3 in 2013 and 2014, the idea of porting those games to the Wii-U is wasted money the first minute someone gets to doing that port work. The Wii-U as of 2013 is a Ouya that got excellent games every six months.

[Tasty]

Too much olive oil

[mormapope]

Did you use milk or cream? Milk/cream is essential.

[Tasty]

I used milk. However my fucking roommate has cheese that looks like fucking butter so I fucking tossed that in the pan and it burned like shit.

At least he's moving out tomorrow, asshol.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165968414&postcount=5

come on man you're not even trying even a little bit anymore!

[Tasty]

My OTP: Loli x Loli

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165968414&postcount=5

After seeing that thread ...

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055078

Nikkei: Nintendo's NX platform will use an Android OS

(Image removed from quote.)

What is with the reactions in that thread (aside the fact this is GAF lol)? Shouldn't this be actually a good thing? I don't know OSes too well outside of the fact I know some game making programs I've used supports it now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165968414&postcount=5

After seeing that thread ...

(Image removed from quote.)

Shippers are (some of) the worst.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165969920&postcount=21

[OnlyRegret]

I posted here to be outraged first then do something useful later. It was outrage over shock image that took priority.
It was removed a refresh or two later.
So then I didn't need to bother.

I've no qualms with it and figure I'm merely showing I've learned from the best

 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Despite being a smart move by Nintendo, the next few months of Nintards going back on their anti-mobile stance op massively trying to discredit Nikkei (which is already happening) is going to be fucking amazing. 

There were still a ton of games released on the 360/PS3 in 2013 and 2014, the idea of porting those games to the Wii-U is wasted money the first minute someone gets to doing that port work. The Wii-U as of 2013 is a Ouya that got excellent games every six months.

Hell, the PS3 will likely get games released all the way to 2015 and maybe 2016. While not as successful as the PS2, that console is going to have legs for a longer while.

[qq more]

Despite being a smart move by Nintendo, the next few months of Nintards going back on their anti-mobile stance op massively trying to discredit Nikkei (which is already happening) is going to be fucking amazing. 

There were still a ton of games released on the 360/PS3 in 2013 and 2014, the idea of porting those games to the Wii-U is wasted money the first minute someone gets to doing that port work. The Wii-U as of 2013 is a Ouya that got excellent games every six months.

Hell, the PS3 will likely get games released all the way to 2015 and maybe 2016. While not as successful as the PS2, that console is going to have legs for a longer while.

Hahahaha yesss.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1013752&page=7

My favorite part of this thread where the OP is (likely) right is that even after the crow has been served (with the wall of shame and all), you still see some going "IT'S JUST A RUMOR. MEH."

 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

This thread is still going strong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165947219&postcount=482

What is the one game that uunites us all? that is probably the reason most of you got in to gaming at all? It's ff7. Why do you all have to be so pessimistic? Just because it's a long shot doesn't mean it's not gonna happen. Jeez

United under FF7. 

[Kara]

Nintendo gain nothing from running Android or having the entire Google Play library running on its next dedicated system.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=156641842

delete dota

[Rahxephon91]

Well that was awkward.

[Take My Breh Away]

https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/605055976304082944

@davidscottjaffe
Wow-poster banned frm Neogaf4making snarky comment.God,that forum has really gotten a stick up its ass last few yrs.

https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/605058716468011008

@GamingAndPandas  19h19 hours ago
You can always tell the site owners how you feel when you see them at E3

OH

WAIT

@davidscottjaffe

That second goof may be a goober gator but I can appreciate a good burn when I see one

[benjipwns]

Why does Leigh Alexander's wikipage not mention two of her greatest achievements, borderline flashing everyone on a Giant Bomb E3 show twice, and helping to coin the phrase "an illegal amount of money" inbetween due to claiming Activision spent $775 million on their E3 party at Staples Center.

And then being forceably removed from the house due to intoxication and fondling of others.

Just a bunch of garbage about #gamersgate.com that nobody's going to remember in a thousand years unlike Bill Paxton.

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/605055976304082944

@davidscottjaffe
Wow-poster banned frm Neogaf4making snarky comment.God,that forum has really gotten a stick up its ass last few yrs.

https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/605058716468011008

@GamingAndPandas  19h19 hours ago
You can always tell the site owners how you feel when you see them at E3

OH

WAIT

@davidscottjaffe

That second goof may be a goober gator but I can appreciate a good burn when I see one

LewdGamer gets in, but GAF doesn't. Oh, 'Lore.

Meanwhile: NeoFIG continues to try to advertise their shitty subreddit.

[benjipwns]

A Sadistic Sniper ‏@el_mago_oskuro  20h20 hours ago
@davidscottjaffe @Grummz I'm not calling them gay. I'm calling them cowards and losers. A straight person CAN be a f[e]g, as far as I know.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166004922&postcount=9





How in the fuck did he accomplish this shit?

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166004922&postcount=9





How in the fuck did he accomplish this shit?

Pretty easy if you have zero other priorities and play on easy.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166004922&postcount=9





How in the fuck did he accomplish this shit?

just an hour here, an hour there, in between taking his kids to school / band practice, and his busy day job where he is the current CEO preparing for his company's blow-out Q2 results.     

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166004922&postcount=9





How in the fuck did he accomplish this shit?

just an hour here, an hour there, in between taking his kids to school / band practice, and his busy day job where he is the current CEO preparing for his company's blow-out Q2 results.     

I literally got to play maybe 3 hours all weekend. Have multiple kids and a wife who dual wields to do lists brehs 

[brawndolicious]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

idk, but this poster's tenuous grasp on idafa (as demonstrated by the handle al-ibn Kermit) has always pissed me off.

Actually I didn't think of the name, Van Cruncheon did.

[Take My Breh Away]

XCom 2 announced as a PC Exclusive. There is salt everywhere.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055274

Console stan salt

[benjipwns]

"And, later this week we’ll go in-depth with Solomon and DeAngelis on the reasons behind the bold move to take XCOM from a multiplatform series to a PC exclusive, and how XCOM 2 will be tailored to take advantage of that single platform’s strengths – followed by Firaxis’ exciting plans to support modders and their work."

Why is such hate speech allowed on NeoGAF? This is supposed to be a safe space!!!

[archie4208]

XCom 2 announced as a PC Exclusive. There is salt everywhere.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055274

Console stan salt

Wonder how stans would react if it were a PS4 exclusive. 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

idk, but this poster's tenuous grasp on idafa (as demonstrated by the handle al-ibn Kermit) has always pissed me off.

Actually I didn't think of the name, Van Cruncheon did.

All my dads are disappointments.

[nachobro]

Next step is they should announce a port in a year...just to X1 & iPad

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166004922&postcount=9





How in the fuck did he accomplish this shit?

I saw that I clocked an impressive 12 hours on Monster Hunter 4.
I've been playing it for 3 months. 

[studyguy]

My definition of "Playing games all day" right now is like clocking in at most 2 hours.

[FStop7]

I put 3 hours into The Witcher (the FIRST one... not even the new one) yesterday and I felt guilty about it.

I have a stack of unplayed games a mile high.  I don't even know why I buy them.

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055379

Why I think DA:I is actually better than Witcher 3

Get those salt shakers ready

[brawndolicious]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165923210&postcount=107

People are taking this as a joke, but isn't this dude a notorious misogynist?

idk, but this poster's tenuous grasp on idafa (as demonstrated by the handle al-ibn Kermit) has always pissed me off.

Actually I didn't think of the name, Van Cruncheon did.

All my dads are disappointments.

A for effort though.

[Vertigo]

Will anyone be silly enough to get banned in this thread?

Caitlyn Jenner poses on the cover of Vanity Fair

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166044698&postcount=123

This looks like Kris Jenner with longer hair... o_O

Being honest is going to net this poster a ban.