1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[FStop7]

KevinCow asking about how to hire a prostitute, on GAF while having a splatoon avatar

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166114200&postcount=232

I just, I just can't . I mean I just

You have to pre-order them, like Amiibos.

[Kara]

Unless he gets into SW, KevinCow will be looking at another suicide attempt when he learns the hard way that it's not a buyer's market.

[studyguy]

So at what point do GAF members crown the most pathetic individual? Like its a race to the bottom and some of these dudes are giving it their all. It's almost awe inspiring to see just how socially maladjusted doing nothing but playing video games and beating off to cartoons leaves some dudes.

[tiesto]

XCom 2 announced as a PC Exclusive. There is salt everywhere.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055274

Console stan salt

Haha, oh man.
Pages of basically portbeg and whine.

Sorry to derail the trans-Splatoon discussion but I just learned thanks to this that there's a Xcom 2 
Defo getting a PC then. Makes sense too, some of the shortcomings of the first game were maybe the results of streamlining the UI and such too far.

I dunno what Xcom is or why people are getting so up in arms about it... looks like a generic shooter with bland graphics. I'd honestly rather play Splatoon

[Rufus]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

[tiesto]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

Totally different. Also your rookies will miss point blank shots with 99% chance to critical. You get use to it.

[Rufus]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

It has Fire Emblem style permadeath if you want it to. Other than that it's very different.

Watch some of Beagle's videos, they're entertaining in and of themselves. In the series I linked he's playing on the hardest difficulty with permadeath on.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXctaw5JGF4LcidFVdkQMV1tc2DfC8x3D

He has another gigantic series where he plays with the Expansion (Enemy Within) and the Long War mod installed (longer, more options all around), but it's mostly unedited and barely watchable as a result. 70+ videos, few under 30min long. Why Beagle, why. I know why, but still.

[Himu]

XCom 2 announced as a PC Exclusive. There is salt everywhere.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055274

Console stan salt

Haha, oh man.
Pages of basically portbeg and whine.

Sorry to derail the trans-Splatoon discussion but I just learned thanks to this that there's a Xcom 2 
Defo getting a PC then. Makes sense too, some of the shortcomings of the first game were maybe the results of streamlining the UI and such too far.

I dunno what Xcom is or why people are getting so up in arms about it... looks like a generic shooter with bland graphics. I'd honestly rather play Splatoon

I'm sorry breh but this post deserves to be flogged. I amazed you missed out on xcom last gen. I figured you'd at least have heard of it. Wow at that post. Download the demo immediately. Shit is on console, mobile, and pc.

[thisismyusername]

XCom 2 announced as a PC Exclusive. There is salt everywhere.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055274

Console stan salt

Haha, oh man.
Pages of basically portbeg and whine.

Sorry to derail the trans-Splatoon discussion but I just learned thanks to this that there's a Xcom 2 
Defo getting a PC then. Makes sense too, some of the shortcomings of the first game were maybe the results of streamlining the UI and such too far.

I dunno what Xcom is or why people are getting so up in arms about it... looks like a generic shooter with bland graphics. I'd honestly rather play Splatoon

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

It's... similar, but a bit different. The RNG is VERY harsh toward your squad, but the idea and tactics are nearly the same. Bunch up (or spread out, preferably), shoot aliens from the side or back to panic (but this isn't a common occurrence compared to SRPGs from Japan) and try to survive.

If you have a PS--Wait, they already offered it as a rental. Well... uh, get it on PS360 or preferably get it on PC so you can mod the hell out of it.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1055809

Hey guys, how many times can we say "Splatoon" in a "F"irst Person Shooter thread? Also how much can OP control his 13 year old's viewing/gaming habits?

[benjipwns]

He's 13...there's barely any FPSes offensive enough these days. Lots of PG-13 titles.

I mean, other than gameplay that's offensive.

[thisismyusername]

It doesn't seem like the move of a winner, but it's not like they have much a choice at this point.

I don't see Nintendo ever being a winner, but it's a good move for them. It means 1) Android developers like Andy (oh hey, your time to shine and suck two dicks at once!) can port their apps/games to Nintendo's platform pretty easy depending on how modified Nintendos version is and 2) because of #1, more developer support instead of abandoning Nintendo's hardware. When making a game for mobile, developers can then go "oh well sure, why not since porting to it should be easy."

This seems silly. Unity3D already compiles for Wii U, why would having Android make a difference? No one in their right mind develops games natively for Android.

Because nobody with a lick of sense develops for Unity. Why do you think the most notable titles for Unity are "Surgeon Simulator 2013," and "Goat Simulator?" Both of which could qualify for Kusoge?

My point is: Mobile developers of Android (which, yes: You're right, nobody focuses on Android because LOL piracy so they focus on iPhones) can now natively port their shit to Nintendo's platform. That's a huge win for Nintendo in regards to getting developer support. Provided, they finally have learned to stop being pigheaded and LISTEN to developers. The problem for Nintendo has always been they go their own way, and unfortunately for them it isn't the early-mid 1990's anymore to where developers don't have to "my way or the highway" capitulate. Sony came in in the mid-1990's said "hey, let's talk" and developers talked. Nintendo still hasn't learned that method.

Edit: Oh and Hearthstone, Hearthstone is Unity.

[octopushover]

the best part of the hot girls wanted thread is being able to tell by the posts which posters take their tastes in porn way too seriously

[Tasty]

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06/02/will-nintendos-nx-adopt-android-company-says-no/

Sorry username, no dice.

[bork]

I even took the bus at 2 in the night to withdraw money. And I took a shower. Fuck them! And most of all, fuck me.

Yeah, that really stood out, funnily enough, out of everything else that was posted.   

[Tasty]

Also the choice of architecture is way more important than the OS. Most game dev/Android code is C/C++ or using something like Unity anyways. Ideally the NX would be ARM-based.

[octopushover]

Also the choice of architecture is way more important than the OS. Most game dev/Android code is C/C++ or using something like Unity anyways. Ideally the NX would be ARM-based.

if that's the ideal, nintendo will definitely go with java

[demi]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

Tiesto. Get this game if you want a XCOM like experience catered to your tastes.

[ToxicAdam]

I never finished that game. It got hard as hell towards the end.


Rebelstar and Mazes of Fate were my under-the-radar fav games on the GBA.

[thisismyusername]

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06/02/will-nintendos-nx-adopt-android-company-says-no/

Sorry username, no dice.

Nintendo's loss if they continue to be boneheaded and not get middleware/etc up.

Also the choice of architecture is way more important than the OS. Most game dev/Android code is C/C++ or using something like Unity anyways. Ideally the NX would be ARM-based.

True.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166090804&postcount=112

 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166090804&postcount=112

 

[Rufus]

If he didn't feel like leaving before...

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166090804&postcount=112

 

He folded before the flop.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166095980&postcount=120

Sorry see my late posted edit. I'm glad you're on the board and enjoy your posts, but it was just too easy man. I guess text makes it hard to convey just fuckin with somebody.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/as-a-black-man-what-should-i-expect-in-india.324122/

[StealthFan]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

[studyguy]

I haven't heard any discussion on Hatred worthwhile anyway tbh.
From what little I hear about the actual gameplay, apparently it's real fucking boring.

Actually here's the ending. So much fucking cheese Jesus.


Also literal hentai games like Hunnie Pop get double digit page threads so I don't see the big deal.

[Tasty]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

Quiet, pedo.

[Steve Contra]

I haven't heard any discussion on Hatred worthwhile anyway tbh.
From what little I hear about the actual gameplay, apparently it's real fucking boring.

Actually here's the ending. So much fucking cheese Jesus.


Also literal hentai games like Hunnie Pop get double digit page threads so I don't see the big deal.

Why did he need to get the login if he had explosives

[StealthFan]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

Quiet, pedo.

Nah, homo.

Hatred is apparently not good but GAF should still be able to discuss it.

[Mr. Nobody]

I hear its very mediocre.

I also heard that from Gamefaqs. Gamefaqs of all places can talk about it but not Gaf 

[Tasty]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

Quiet, pedo.

Nah, homo.

Hatred is apparently not good but GAF should still be able to discuss it.

Sounds like a gateway to allowing loli games, I can see why you'd be for it.

[Eel O'Brian]

Can we uncreep this board a little bit, plz

Last few days clicking on threads has been like dodging turds at a dog park

[VomKriege]

It's a turn based strategy/tactics game.

Gotcha... worth playing for someone into Japanese SRPGs? Or is it completely different? (I'm of course not much of a PC gamer so I have no idea)

A less dirigist Valkyria Chronicles done right with Guile haircuts. The 90's original is a PC classic and one of the great procedural titles even to this day. So many memories... Alien terror by night in Novossibirsk 

[demi]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

Hi,

It's their choice if they dont want to discuss that shitty game. Much like it is our choice whether we want to keep your kiddy diddling ass around.

Stop being edgy,

Thanks

[Van Cruncheon]

put a boot in this sad sack of shit. we don't need to be complicit in his self-aggrandizing "therapy".

[Van Cruncheon]

also LESS PEDO, MORE HOMO guys

[Tasty]

also LESS PEDO, MORE HOMO guys

IAWTP

[StealthFan]

People keep bringing it up. I kept it to my thread

[king of the internet]

Leave StealthFan alone

[StealthFan]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

Hi,

It's their choice if they dont want to discuss that shitty game. Much like it is our choice whether we want to keep your kiddy diddling ass around.

Stop being edgy,

Thanks

I got Radiant Dawn from Gamefly. Shit's gonna be virgin tight.

[qq more]

I haven't heard any discussion on Hatred worthwhile anyway tbh.
From what little I hear about the actual gameplay, apparently it's real fucking boring.

Actually here's the ending. So much fucking cheese Jesus.


Also literal hentai games like Hunnie Pop get double digit page threads so I don't see the big deal.

Why did he need to get the login if he had explosives

My favorite part is how the password is "666". 

[archie4208]

I haven't heard any discussion on Hatred worthwhile anyway tbh.
From what little I hear about the actual gameplay, apparently it's real fucking boring.

Actually here's the ending. So much fucking cheese Jesus.


Also literal hentai games like Hunnie Pop get double digit page threads so I don't see the big deal.

That's fucking hilarious.  Why did it get so much hatred again?

[Mr. Nobody]

I haven't heard any discussion on Hatred worthwhile anyway tbh.
From what little I hear about the actual gameplay, apparently it's real fucking boring.

Actually here's the ending. So much fucking cheese Jesus.


Also literal hentai games like Hunnie Pop get double digit page threads so I don't see the big deal.

That's fucking hilarious.  Why did it get so much hatred again?

 

[VomKriege]

Hatred looks like your typical decadent juvenile misanthropic sack of shit but banning discussion of it seems extreme. Even for most crypto pedo games, it is not so much the game than certain sorts of reactions that are out of bounds.

[Kara]

Hatred looks like your typical decadent juvenile misanthropic sack of shit but banning discussion of it seems extreme. Even for most crypto pedo games, it is not so much the game than certain sorts of reactions that are out of bounds.

It's probably because no one wants to moderate threads about it

[Take My Breh Away]

Hatred looks like your typical decadent juvenile misanthropic sack of shit but banning discussion of it seems extreme. Even for most crypto pedo games, it is not so much the game than certain sorts of reactions that are out of bounds.

It's probably because no one wants to moderate threads about it

Looking at the metacritic, no one wants to play it either

Make a mediocre twin stick shooter with less staying power than Robotron with an even more outdated "shock factor" aesthetic, brehs

[king of the internet]

Hatred? More like Apathy...who fuckin cares 

[studyguy]

Someone should just remake



I mean make that shit over the top and gross, it'd work with reality TV shit people get off on today.
I really liked Smash TV even if I fucking sucked at it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'd buy that for a dollar

[close]

[octopushover]

Someone should just remake

(Image removed from quote.)

I mean make that shit over the top and gross, it'd work with reality TV shit people get off on today.
I really liked Smash TV even if I fucking sucked at it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'd buy that for a dollar

[close]

GTA: Liberty City Stories kind of did it

[FStop7]

Not being able to discuss Hatred Isn't GAF THE place to discuss videogames? Yet they censor discussion about an AO title like a bunch of babies.

No problems there with a coded pedo support network, though.

[VomKriege]

typical decadent juvenile misanthropic sack of shit

(Image removed from quote.)

Seems apt, as something which caters to low morals.

[zomgee]

Hatred looks like your typical decadent juvenile misanthropic sack of shit

It's the type of game that ends with the main character finding the main baddie and see it's him.

THE HATRED WAS IN ME ALL ALONG

Cut to black.

[Joe Molotov]

Hatred? More like Apathy...who fuckin cares 

Sadness :'(

[VomKriege]

"But I must kill all the Hatred !" GAF said.
"No GAF, You are the hatred."
And then KevinCow hired an escort girl.

[studyguy]

I feel like the worst part of that dude fucking up with a prostitute is that he also plays FFXIV.
I know I sometimes play with the dregs of society, but fuck man...

Now the dude is posting about being afraid of the pimp.
Good lord, maybe he should ask if he offered a money back guarantee.

[studyguy]

I feel like the worst part of that dude fucking up with a prostitute is that he also plays FFXIV.
I know I sometimes play with the dregs of society, but fuck man...

Sometimes?

Surround yourself with #positivity brehs
At least I have the benefit of knowing most of my FCmates don't show up to shit due to leading productive lives.
I'd rather that than log into mumble and hear a story about a dude trying to fuck a hooker and not getting it up.

Takes a sad shell of a man to turn to Nintendo games after taking those kinds of Ls.

[Eel O'Brian]

I didn't mean I wanted anyone banned. I try not to complain about board stuff very much. Just, you know, please tone it down a little, it's starting to skeeve me out.

[studyguy]

I feel like the worst part of that dude fucking up with a prostitute is that he also plays FFXIV.
I know I sometimes play with the dregs of society, but fuck man...

Sometimes?

Surround yourself with #positivity brehs
At least I have the benefit of knowing most of my FCmates don't show up to shit due to leading productive lives.
I'd rather that than log into mumble and hear a story about a dude trying to fuck a hooker and not getting it up.

Takes a sad shell of a man to turn to Nintendo games after taking those kinds of Ls.

I wonder how many Ls I have to take before I go down the KevinCow road.

Not much more, I reckon.

(Image removed from quote.)

I have like 6 LS.
One of them I bounced out of since a dude started getting caught up in Creepy Stalker levels of obsession over a person's lalafell character.
Final Fantasy stans brehs. Obsess over underage looking female characters who are most likely controlled by hairy neckbeards.

[Kara]

As the resident decadent aesthete, I should stress that we do have morals but not ones that are easily conceptualized. Beauty at any price, the perfect ephemera, et cetera.