1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[archie4208]

How long will it take for Witcher 3 to drop to 20 dollars or less?

Christmas at the latest.

[studyguy]

I got my copy for $25 off ebay.
Might wanna check to see if GPU game code scalpers are still selling them.

W3 for $25 brehs. I feel like I should throw more money at them but I'm not one of those spergoids.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166456897&postcount=782

 

[studyguy]

Today we remember Stella Nox Fleuret, born and raised by her loving parents in Tenebrae. She was such a cheerful child.

At young age, she was friends with Noctis Lucis Caleum and their friendship should last for many years to come.

Stella also faced times of hardship. When she was but a child she was at the brink of death, granting her to see Etro face to face in the Kingdom of the Dead. It changed her life forever, shaped her to be that strong woman we knew and loved.
Stella loved fashion. Her friends charmingly called her "Fashion Queen" or FaQu. Yes, she was very beloved by her friends.
In a ever changing world it is necessary to know how to defend oneself. Stella learned how to wield to sword early. Watching her practice was a sight to behold.

It's so sad... her relationship with Noctis came to such an abrupt end. Our thoughts should be with them.

The relationship between Noctis an Stella... it was more... not just friendship. I think... (sorry... I can't hold my tears back)... I think it was the most sincere love you could ever imagine... what a cruel world where two pure kindred spirits have to part so early...

She leaves behind her friends, her family and her fans in a world of XV days of rain and sorrow.

I'm sorry... (cries bitterly).

Stella, we will never forget you. I think I'm not exaggerating when I say that I knew Stella quite well and we always were close to each other. Ours was a friendship of tremendous happiness and trust. Your legacy lives on in the memory of the people who have always held you close to their hearts and minds.

.... Thank you.. Stella....

Like I said before. I forget that I end up inadvertently interacting with these people while playing XIV.
I wonder where their parents/schools/childhood failed them so utterly and completely to get to this point. 

[king of the internet]

Today we remember Stella Nox Fleuret, born and raised by her loving parents in Tenebrae. She was such a cheerful child.

At young age, she was friends with Noctis Lucis Caleum and their friendship should last for many years to come.

Stella also faced times of hardship. When she was but a child she was at the brink of death, granting her to see Etro face to face in the Kingdom of the Dead. It changed her life forever, shaped her to be that strong woman we knew and loved.
Stella loved fashion. Her friends charmingly called her "Fashion Queen" or FaQu. Yes, she was very beloved by her friends.
In a ever changing world it is necessary to know how to defend oneself. Stella learned how to wield to sword early. Watching her practice was a sight to behold.

It's so sad... her relationship with Noctis came to such an abrupt end. Our thoughts should be with them.

The relationship between Noctis an Stella... it was more... not just friendship. I think... (sorry... I can't hold my tears back)... I think it was the most sincere love you could ever imagine... what a cruel world where two pure kindred spirits have to part so early...

She leaves behind her friends, her family and her fans in a world of XV days of rain and sorrow.

I'm sorry... (cries bitterly).

Stella, we will never forget you. I think I'm not exaggerating when I say that I knew Stella quite well and we always were close to each other. Ours was a friendship of tremendous happiness and trust. Your legacy lives on in the memory of the people who have always held you close to their hearts and minds.

.... Thank you.. Stella....

Like I said before. I forget that I end up inadvertently interacting with these people while playing XIV.
I wonder where their parents/schools/childhood failed them so utterly and completely to get to this point.

This is the result of an adolescent brain corrupted by anime and japanese RPG's

[studyguy]

Today we remember Stella Nox Fleuret, born and raised by her loving parents in Tenebrae. She was such a cheerful child.

At young age, she was friends with Noctis Lucis Caleum and their friendship should last for many years to come.

Stella also faced times of hardship. When she was but a child she was at the brink of death, granting her to see Etro face to face in the Kingdom of the Dead. It changed her life forever, shaped her to be that strong woman we knew and loved.
Stella loved fashion. Her friends charmingly called her "Fashion Queen" or FaQu. Yes, she was very beloved by her friends.
In a ever changing world it is necessary to know how to defend oneself. Stella learned how to wield to sword early. Watching her practice was a sight to behold.

It's so sad... her relationship with Noctis came to such an abrupt end. Our thoughts should be with them.

The relationship between Noctis an Stella... it was more... not just friendship. I think... (sorry... I can't hold my tears back)... I think it was the most sincere love you could ever imagine... what a cruel world where two pure kindred spirits have to part so early...

She leaves behind her friends, her family and her fans in a world of XV days of rain and sorrow.

I'm sorry... (cries bitterly).

Stella, we will never forget you. I think I'm not exaggerating when I say that I knew Stella quite well and we always were close to each other. Ours was a friendship of tremendous happiness and trust. Your legacy lives on in the memory of the people who have always held you close to their hearts and minds.

.... Thank you.. Stella....

Like I said before. I forget that I end up inadvertently interacting with these people while playing XIV.
I wonder where their parents/schools/childhood failed them so utterly and completely to get to this point.

This is the result of an adolescent brain corrupted by anime and japanese RPG's

There has to be more than that. I carry all kinds of stupid baggage from an adolescent life full of that shit and I'm not a complete waste of a human.
Just most of one. 

[brob]

Like I said before. I forget that I end up inadvertently interacting with these people while playing XIV.
I wonder where their parents/schools/childhood failed them so utterly and completely to get to this point.

bet you regularly interact with dudes whose sexual history is entirely contained in cum encrusted socks

[studyguy]

Like I said before. I forget that I end up inadvertently interacting with these people while playing XIV.
I wonder where their parents/schools/childhood failed them so utterly and completely to get to this point.

bet you regularly interact with dudes whose sexual history is entirely contained in cum encrusted socks

One of those fools mentioned he was getting married out of the blue though.
Like fuck the whole group's reaction was that of shock and awe.

Not a one of us even knew he had a woman in his life, let alone interacted with one long enough to put a ring on it.
So yeah probably. I hope they treat those socks right.

[Rahxephon91]

Weeboos get really attached to female characters.


Who the fuck cares about a character we did'nt know shit about in a game we've never played?

[thisismyusername]

Lol someone thought splatoon would sell

*looks at Andy*

The rest of us:

[Joe Molotov]

In trying times like this, I wish we had Creepy Stalker's sage wisdom to guide us. :'(

[zomgee]

In trying times like this, I wish we had Creepy Stalker's sage wisdom to guide us. :'(

FUCK, I was just about to bust in this thread and drop some Creepy Stalker knowledge.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I miss Creepy Stalker.

[close]

[studyguy]

In trying times like this, I wish we had Creepy Stalker's sage wisdom to guide us. :'(

An example of what happens when a mortal man attempts to grasp at the unfathomable corruption that is FF Fandom. Even a tenuous knowledge of its inner workings leaves deep scars, but to look into the abyss as Creepy Stalker did is to willingly invite madness. Bless that man, I hope he finds peace one day in solitary confinement after breaking some chick's restraining order.

That thread is legit hard to read

[Tasty]

Lol someone thought splatoon would sell

*looks at Andy*

The rest of us: (Image removed from quote.)

I didn't say it wouldn't bomb.

Those review tears tho

[VomKriege]

This is your brain on Final Fantasy.

[benjipwns]

I was literally banned for saying there was an outrage culture.  That's what the stated reason was.  So yeah.  And I think I tend to be pretty open minded, particularly over the last year or so.

This was in that ridiculous Clorox emoji thread a while back.

Sorry about that. I got juniored for that thread if it helps.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166456897&postcount=782

 

Nibel pls

I was literally banned for saying there was an outrage culture.  That's what the stated reason was.  So yeah.  And I think I tend to be pretty open minded, particularly over the last year or so.

This was in that ridiculous Clorox emoji thread a while back.

Sorry about that. I got juniored for that thread if it helps.

Not your fault.  If one can't call out the absurdity of that whole situation then there's no point trying to have any sort of meaningful discussion of any number of serious topics, because people who criticize the "conventional wisdom" are going to be afraid to speak up for fear of being banned.

[Purple Filth]

That Stella stuff is kinda unfortunate given the snippets we got but man the overreactions on both sides of this are fucking hilarious


Leave it to Neogaf  where spergs gonna special fellow

[doctavius bonbon]

people are mad because they thought stella/luna would have a more active role as a rival to the main character.

now there's a possibility she could relegated to damsel status which is 

it's been in development hell for eons now so it'll probably be garbage anyway.

[studyguy]

people are mad because they thought stella/luna would have a more active role as a rival to the main character.

now there's a possibility she could relegated to damsel status which is 

it's been in development hell for eons now so it'll probably be garbage anyway.

Feggits didn't have an ounce of fucking hard storyline with this character. Coming back with this bullshit of Romeo and Juliet is a load. Fuckers had nothing but a handful of trailers and concept art to wank over and they made all the fanfics they wanted in their heads. Come to find out a waifu is gone and it's all gone to shit. It's pathetic. There's nothing to cry over but a drawing that barely had more than a few spoken lines.

[Shaka Khan]

Re: FFXV

What's really tragic is the change of writers. The head writer of Dissidia took over the task. So expect 13 y/o Nomura level of writing.

[thisismyusername]

Re: FFXV

What's really tragic is the change of writers. The head writer of Dissidia took over the task. So expect 13 y/o Nomura level of writing.

At... at least it isn't Toriyama?

[studyguy]

Re: FFXV

What's really tragic is the change of writers. The head writer of Dissidia took over the task. So expect 13 y/o Nomura level of writing.

So basically every FF?

[El Babua]

The crop of writers Square has had since Matsuno left are all garbage. Not that all their games had exemplary writing before, just not offensively terrible.

[studyguy]

The thing is that all the dudes in that thread shitting on SE will most likely be the first ones falling over themselves to buy a copy.
I hope it comes out on PC, that's probably the only way I'd play it as I don't even own one of the newer consoles, but otherwise whatever.

[Phoenix Dark]

still no thread on Snoop's Jenner comments.

[Courage]

still no thread on Snoop's Jenner comments.

was thinking about making it but nah

[zomgee]

still no thread on Snoop's Jenner comments.

What a thread it could be.

[Himu]

Leave it to gaffers to fall over themselves that a character in a game they've never played doesn't exist anymore rather than the fact the guy who wrote Dissidia's script is now the main writer for the game, which is far, far more worrying.

[bluemax]

Leave it to everyone to ignore the fact that this game has been in development so long that they've changed the entire staff and made a brand new game from scratch without shipping the first game.

[Himu]

I don't think that's really being ignored at all, and shuffling around staff doesn't really excuse putting the guy who wrote an awful script for your Smash Brothers esque game for your next entry in your major franchise isn't exactly a smart thing to do.

The fact they have to rely on such bottom of the barrel writer to finish their project shows just how many people S-E has disenfranchised from their talent pool over the course of 15 years. It's so sad it's hilarious.

[bluemax]

Maybe in 5 years they can bring Sakaguchi back to finish the story. FFXV COMING FALL 2020 TO THE IPAD 6!

[Joe Molotov]

Miyamoto will come out of retirement to make it for the Wii3/5DS after Nintendo buys SE.

[studyguy]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.

[Himu]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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I tried to parse the tail end of this sentence and...I can't.

But yeah, I'm gonna buy it. I'm operating on three strikes. FF13 was a strike. Will FF15 be a strike? Time will tell!

[Rahxephon91]

Well of course I'm buying it. It looks great and the demo was pretty promising. FF is like the only Japanese series that hasn't pissed me off.

[archie4208]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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During a Steam sale. 

[nachobro]

14 is the best game Square has made in years. But they still managed to fuck it up royally on their first try.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Normally I'd buy a final fantasy day one.
But after last gen? I'm definitely waiting

[Himu]

Waiting seems like a good idea. Good thing it seems that the PC version will come later than the console version, so I won't have to be a beta tester.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1057377

Someone with what looks like acres of space has decided to park in front of my driveway, leaving only a small exit possible. I mean, it's somewhat possible to get out but the problem is getting back in.

I live in London, this is illegal right? Should be a criminal offence, but it probably isn't. It's been there for the last 6 hours and I have no idea who it is. It's a car I've never seen before and it doesn't belong to any of the neighbours.

Well, I'm going to call 101 but I'm not sure if I should perhaps do something beforehand.

Would something like a pebble or stone crack the paint of the car? Maybe I should throw one from my window to see if the alarm comes on and see who comes out. But I don't want to cause any damage.

Throw a wet sponge or something instead. It is heavier, more likely to trigger an alarm and less likely to scratch the car. Not too wet though, since it will dent the car instead. You should probably work your way up by increasingly more wet sponges.

Used two wet sponges.

First didn't even hit the car. My throwing is abysmal.

The second hit but... it didn't do anything. Except it smeared and slid down the window. Fuck.

Do I have to go outside?

l m a o

[nachobro]

I'll buy 15 day one cause I'm a shameful mess. If they end up putting out a special console I'll probably get that too 

[Kara]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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haven't bought a ff since xii

[Himu]

It's okay to admit our vices and downfalls. I considered a few times to buy a ps4 for FF15.

Until last week when FF Type 0 HD was announced for Steam. No PS4 for me!

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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haven't bought a ff since xii

haven't bought an ff since xiii I'm more proud of that than giving up cigs.

[Mr. Nobody]

It's okay to admit our vices and downfalls. I considered a few times to buy a ps4 for FF15.

Until last week when FF Type 0 HD was announced for Steam. No PS4 for me!

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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haven't bought a ff since xii

haven't bought an ff since xiii I'm more proud of that than giving up cigs.

thats sad brehette

[Himu]

[mormapope]

FFXV looks interesting, not earth shattering nor shitty, just interesting.

[bluemax]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
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Well sure, I bought Lightning Returns for $10 or whatever. I've spent more money on worse games, I mean I paid full price for The Last of Us and Heavy Rain.

[Nibel]

This thread gets worse each time I click it

[Purrp Skirrp]

Only ever bought and played FFX, but I was 12 and too distinguished mentally-challenged to bother with the sphere grid

Game was really hard because of that and I couldn't get past Seymour.

FMVs were hot fire after being use to the N64.

Also, PS2 was mad overrated if you weren't stanning JRPGs.

[Jansen]

FF14 is great. taking a break right now but i'll be back for heavensward

i barely even played the FF15 demo. i think the story and open world design will sink it for me after playing the witcher 3

[Rahxephon91]

Also, PS2 was mad overrated if you weren't stanning JRPGs.

Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Zone of the Enders 2, Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Soccom 2, Resident Evil Dead Aim, Code Veronica X, Outbreak, Devil May Cry 1, Devil May Cry 3, God Hand, Onimusha 1,2,3,4!, Haunting Ground, SNK FIGHTER PORTS, CAPCOM FIGHTING GAME PORTS, Clock Tower 3, Odin Sphere, Yakuza!, Shinobi, God of War, Gungrave, ACE FUCKING COMBAt 4 and 5, and hell Zero, Tekken TAG! TEKKEN 5!, Soul Calibur 2 and 3!, RAD!. Sky Gunner, Urban Reign, Guitoroo Man, FATAL FRAME 1,2, and 3, Silent Hills, Contra, Rygar, and fuck who knows what else.

People always try to say this shit, but the PS2 is full of amazing games. JRPGS don't even make up half of what the PS2 has to offer.  Hell I guess if you don't like Japanese titles, but hell I can't imagine a console gamer that did'nt pre 360. Don't get me wrong I liked my Xbox, but nothing touches the PS2.

[Kara]

Ace Combat 5

Sorties against FALLING ASTEROIDS in air-superiority fighters.

[Himu]

Also, PS2 was mad overrated if you weren't stanning JRPGs.

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1057544

God, to be a young kid again who thinks the height of unfairness is his mommy not buying his groceries for him. And by young kid, I mean a 19 year old "man."

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1057544

God, to be a young kid again who thinks the height of unfairness is his mommy not buying his groceries for him. And by young kid, I mean a 19 year old "man."

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1057544

God, to be a young kid again who thinks the height of unfairness is his mommy not buying his groceries for him. And by young kid, I mean a 19 year old "man."

To be fair, it's not easy to adapt to such ŕ situation and suddenly have to take those responsabilities. But it can't be helped and you must do what is needed. The nagging itself is ok but as usual OP expected an hugbox rather than actual advice. Also learn to cook some pasta.

[thisismyusername]

Yall gonna buy the game anyway regardless of how much piss you try and drown it in, but do you.
(Image removed from quote.)

I tried to parse the tail end of this sentence and...I can't.

But yeah, I'm gonna buy it. I'm operating on three strikes. FF13 was a strike. Will FF15 be a strike? Time will tell!

What the hell was FF12? Grounding into a triple play?

A home run.

[sarslip]

his mom smokes weed and eats fast food....i dont see a problem here

[nachobro]

his mom smokes weed and eats fast food....i dont see a problem here

The problem is he's a whiny bitch.