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mormapope

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zepblackstar

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058659

What a bitch.

I don't get it? He/she is not hurt, not at fault, insurance will get it plus allowance for a rental car or you can take the subway to work if its in NYC.


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058659

What a bitch.

I don't get it? He/she is not hurt, not at fault, insurance will get it plus allowance for a rental car or you can take the subway to work if its in NYC.

Beemer owners, dude.

Also the car from the shots in that article doesn't seem wrecked compared to the cars around him. If anything, he probably has a minor fender bender or some light body work that insurance will cover but has to throw a tantrum over his BMW.

zomgee

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058676

Mike Rowe goes macro, GAF goes micro.
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mormapope

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166790357&postcount=63

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Hahaha. I couldn't get beyond #1 for a quick minute. "I live in America" is equated to "winning the lottery". Dumb motherfucker.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166790729&postcount=71

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The issue I have with the statement is that it acts as if other places in this world are inferior or worse to live in, which is so fucking false it hurts. Lol.

:neogaf

:rofl




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zomgee

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058643

Shithead cop goes micro, GAF goes macro.

I'm not pointing out anything with any real meaning, it's just an observation.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058676

Mike Rowe goes macro, GAF goes micro.

hahaha, look at all them lazy motherfuckers whine
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StealthFan

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The MCC really fucking pissed some people off, man. It's totally justifiable too. The game is in a much better state now but on release? Shit was shambolic.
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Phoenix Dark

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The MCC really fucking pissed some people off, man. It's totally justifiable too. The game is in a much better state now but on release? Shit was shambolic.

I don't play console games, but isn't this an indictment on gaming "media?" The game was completely unplayable yet didn't the game get rave reviews and was hailed as a must buy, before launch?
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StealthFan

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The MCC really fucking pissed some people off, man. It's totally justifiable too. The game is in a much better state now but on release? Shit was shambolic.

I don't play console games, but isn't this an indictment on gaming "media?" The game was completely unplayable yet didn't the game get rave reviews and was hailed as a must buy, before launch?
Yeah it got 8's and 9's, while the multi was nearly unplayable.

EDIT: The campaigns had bugs too I didn't really care. That multi tho :kobeyuck
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Eel O'Brian

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i'm still laughing thinking about all those baby-soft fingers clattering away at the keyboard expressing outrage and pure terror at the thought of sweating a little bit, god forbid you might get a callus or forestall your eventual arteriosclerosis

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StealthFan

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i'm still laughing thinking about all those baby-soft fingers clattering away at the keyboard expressing outrage and pure terror at the thought of sweating a little bit, god forbid you might get a callus or forestall your eventual arteriosclerosis


I am sweating right now on my keyboard. It's hot as balls right now.

I'm ass naked tho :shaq Hope the roomates don't peak in my window. Get a sight for blind eyes
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Phoenix Dark

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why would you DATY on some random CL chick
:mindblown
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I'm now convinced Esch has a folder for documenting PD's Ls over the years.

thisismyusername

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you develop a special bond with him (pause). PD knows my Ls, I know his.

(pause)

So, will you have him finally come out of the closet for us? :hitler
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In other news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058645

Why do we need these sorts of threads?  ???


Kara

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"I deplore debt" :heh knickerbocker how you think CapEx get paid for.

Phoenix Dark

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why would you DATY on some random CL chick
:mindblown


Yeah, what kind of dude does some shit like that?


:heh :hitler



doesn't that at least prove my views on eating out random chicks hasn't changed tho :tocry
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Kara

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DATY :mynicca

FStop7

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166801292&postcount=456

Shit might be getting real in the pool party thread.

Joe Molotov

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:whew

Personally I trace the "games are art" meme to the erosion of art as a cultural concept and its replacement by art the legal construct, especially given the legal regulations (passed and proposed) and history of self-censorship in the industry.

expound on this a bit, sir.

After / during World War I the last vestiges of (Western) art's traditional patronage structures were mostly swept away (the decline of the church to the point where the Pope was a prisoner in the Vatican and the emergence of the industrial bourgeoisie precipitated the Great War) and in this milieu emerged anti-art. Anti-art is both broad (the label can be applied to such disparate movements as Dada and Epic Theatre) and enduring (viz. laughable dorks like the Stuckists). Modern theatre still hasn't emerged from Epic Theatre's shadow, for example.

As art reshaped itself along these lines, persons living in ostensibly free societies began to use the courts to protect actual art (cf. United States vs. One Book Called Ulysses) and not-even-anti-art (your favorite Miller test case) because if you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese. A byproduct of these court battles is the over-sanctification of entertainment; to protect the unpopular it must be made into something that's also unpopular, but not profane. It's not Ellsworth Toohey who tells us what art is but Samuel Alito. Truly we live in a Hobbesian nightmare.

A man laid down his life to protect Jeff Koons' Puppy (anti-art literally writ large) from a violent nationalist group that sought to destroy it. Gamers can't even stop buying EA games. Calling games art is not only factually inaccurate but fucking insulting.

I might die for Half-Life 2 and maaaybe Smash Bros Melee. I dunno, it'd depend on what kind of day I was having.
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Kara

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When Oberfuhrer Anita S gets her genderless dystopia you just might.  :o

zomgee

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166801292&postcount=456

Shit might be getting real in the pool party thread.


Diet racism.gif because it is very funny and informative
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Brehvolution

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why would you DATY on some random CL chick
:mindblown


Yeah, what kind of dude does some shit like that?


:heh :hitler

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doesn't that at least prove my views on eating out random chicks hasn't changed tho :tocry

This series of posts cured my hangover. Even got some coffee in my nose. :whew
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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=166865869

Get run out of the state by teenagers  :-\

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mormapope

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It amazes me that most weeaboos demand anything but still aren't grateful they get ANY thing released in English still but still don't bother to learn Japanese. Demanding Japanese voices when you should be grateful it's coming in the first place is just the pure stupidity at this point. They don't owe you shit. Does that person realize how fucking hard the JP in Kiseki games is? You wanna bitch, learn the language. Fuck.
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Joe Molotov

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It amazes me that most weeaboos demand anything but still aren't grateful they get ANY thing released in English still but still don't bother to learn Japanese. Demanding Japanese voices when you should be grateful it's coming in the first place is just the pure stupidity at this point. They don't owe you shit. Does that person realize how fucking hard the JP in Kiseki games is? You wanna bitch, learn the language. Fuck.

>Spend seven years learning a foreign language
>Now you can play games where you take pictures of high school girls' pantsu
>Xseed localizes it anyway
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Himu

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To be fair, more and more JP games, notably rpgs, AREN'T being translated anymore. The gravy train days are over.
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Kara

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=166865869

Get run out of the state by teenagers  :-\

C.R. MacNamara: You've defected?

Peripetchikoff: Is old Russian proverb: "go west young man."

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The best comedy ever. :bow2
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Rufus

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=166865869

Get run out of the state by teenagers  :-\
He probably moved for different reasons and this was just a funny way to end the post. Shoulda got out the garden hose for the teenager problem though.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2015, 01:32:01 PM by Rufus »

I'm a Puppy!

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Behold a group that has lost any semblance of humor tell Jerry Seinfeld that he doesn't know comedy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059037

:dead
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mormapope

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If a comedian or comedians en masse are nervous about doing comedy and avoid outlets, that's shitty for anybody that doesn't have a barb wired log up their ass.
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Tasty

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To be fair, more and more JP games, notably rpgs, AREN'T being translated anymore. The gravy train days are over.

DQ7r/8r  :-\

Steve Contra

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I read that and thought "when was the last time Jerry Seinfeld would have played a college?"
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mormapope

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Ain't about Jerry though, its about Jerry's comedian friends.
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Steve Contra

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Oh no a bunch of old white dudes aren't playing colleges anymore what will happen to comedy nothing will be funny anymore
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Phoenix Dark

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Oh no a bunch of old white dudes aren't playing colleges anymore what will happen to comedy nothing will be funny anymore
anti-Semite
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Tasty

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Ageist too :wag

mormapope

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You're taking a small comment too seriously breh
 :umad

Also last time I checked plenty of old white dudes are funny.

 :yeshrug

Also, Jerry only has old white friends? He at the very least has old black friends.
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Steve Contra

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I'm actually responding to that thread.  It's basically "I'm old and white and male please hold me"
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zomgee

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To be fair, more and more JP games, notably rpgs, AREN'T being translated anymore. The gravy train days are over.

If we send this to the West, it might sell an additional 5000 copies. If we translate it, it might sell an additional 5500 copies!
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Kara

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Oh no a bunch of old white dudes aren't playing colleges anymore what will happen to comedy nothing will be funny anymore

I mean what is up, with that.

Kara

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Ageist too :wag

Don't forget gender essentialist. :bolo

nachobro

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I always like those threads cause it's funny to see who people list as alternatives to these mean ol' bad man comedians with wrongthink jokes.

In this one I've seen both Jim Norton and Louis CK. ??? Do these people actually listen to those dudes or are they just names they saw once on the internet? 

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I can't relate to a lot of these boring ass white comedians tho  :-\
My girlfriend's dad is real into Jeff Dunaham or whatever.


Puppet comedian
:heh


I remember watching Que Locos back in the day on Galavision. Shit was GOAT
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mormapope

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I always like those threads cause it's funny to see who people list as alternatives to these mean ol' bad man comedians with wrongthink jokes.

In this one I've seen both Jim Norton and Louis CK. ??? Do these people actually listen to those dudes or are they just names they saw once on the internet?

Definitely the latter.

When it comes to actual hacks that got famous doing really shitty commentary on multiple topics:

Larry The Cable Guy
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Dunham
Katt Williams (dude is so annoying that he might not even fit that criteria)

These comedians are legit trash and the commentary they provide sucks. 
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mormapope

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I can't relate to a lot of these boring ass white comedians tho  :-\

Chances are you won't be able to relate to the majority of comedians out there, whether they're albino or pitch black. Comedy for most people amounts to liking a dozen or so comedians a lot and ignoring everybody else.

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Not sweating it.
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StealthFan

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One of my exes likes Jeff Dunham. She's cornball as fuck so I assumed only cornballs like him. Guess I was right.

And no I don't sound bitter :umad
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mormapope

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You should've stuck your hand in her pussy and ask her to be someone else.
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Phoenix Dark

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You should've stuck your hand in her pussy and ask her to be someone else.

The self control I displayed in not busting out laughing at this fuckery :lawd

saved my job, no doubt :whew
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