1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr. Nobody]

I always like those threads cause it's funny to see who people list as alternatives to these mean ol' bad man comedians with wrongthink jokes.

In this one I've seen both Jim Norton and Louis CK. Do these people actually listen to those dudes or are they just names they saw once on the internet?

Definitely the latter.

When it comes to actual hacks that got famous doing really shitty commentary on multiple topics:

Larry The Cable Guy
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Dunham
Katt Williams (dude is so annoying that he might not even fit that criteria)

These comedians are legit trash and the commentary they provide sucks.

 

[mormapope]

What he does in real life is way funnier than his material.

 

[Purple Filth]

I always like those threads cause it's funny to see who people list as alternatives to these mean ol' bad man comedians with wrongthink jokes.

In this one I've seen both Jim Norton and Louis CK. Do these people actually listen to those dudes or are they just names they saw once on the internet?

Definitely the latter.

When it comes to actual hacks that got famous doing really shitty commentary on multiple topics:

Katt Williams (dude is so annoying that he might not even fit that criteria)

eh he was alright


though to be fair i haven't seen much of his latest material

[Mr. Nobody]

What he does in real life is way funnier than his material.

 

Fuck you

[Rahxephon91]

Weebs are so fucking annoying. It's like they are so goddamn offended that a US release of something only has an English voice option. That they would rather turn off voices(OMG I don't even want to hear battle voices in English the horror!) and feel relaived like they just fought cancer and won at the fact. We're getting an obscure Japanese game and probably with excellent packaging and care from Xseed and you still feel the need to bitch? Go fuck yourself honestly.

I mean I get the desire to watch something in it's native tongue. Actually, eh anime and video games have never botherd me. If only because the character's aren't real. A life action movie? Nope, that's gotta be subtitled, but something with cartoon characters speaking? I honestly don't care if it's dubbed and honestly most dubs are fine these days.

[studyguy]

Weebs are so fucking annoying. It's like they are so goddamn offended that a US release of something only has an English voice option. That they would rather turn off voices(OMG I don't even want to hear battle voices in English the horror!) and feel relaived like they just fought cancer and won at the fact. We're getting an obscure Japanese game and probably with excellent packaging and care from Xseed and you still feel the need to bitch? Go fuck yourself honestly.

I mean I get the desire to watch something in it's native tongue. Actually, eh anime and video games have never botherd me. If only because the character's aren't real. A life action movie? Nope, that's gotta be subtitled, but something with cartoon characters speaking? I honestly don't care if it's dubbed and honestly most dubs are fine these days.

Should have just ended it there tbh.
And yeah, weebs suck.

E3 next week.
Shit happens during the week? I always thought they ran that shit on the weekend.

[StealthFan]

Conferences during Monday, while announcements happen all week. Plus Nintendo does their thing I think on Friday.

[Himu]

To be fair, more and more JP games, notably rpgs, AREN'T being translated anymore. The gravy train days are over.

If we send this to the West, it might sell an additional 5000 copies. If we translate it, it might sell an additional 5500 copies!

A lot of the stuff not being brought over usually aren't that high budget or anything, it's just the sheer amount of text required to translate. DQ7 is monstrous and it's not worth the investment to bring something over with such small returns. If it could guarantee that jrpg average seller amount of like 200k, maybe, but previous DQ remakes bombed, so I really hope people who want DQ7 bought the games on mobile and ds or else they're not helping.

[Supermanisdead]

If animal crossing for wii u doesn't get announced, I'm going to to kill myself

[Tasty]

If animal crossing for wii u doesn't get announced, I'm going to to kill myself

I'm still not done with New Leaf tho

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166908297&postcount=49
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166908417&postcount=50

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166683889&postcount=334

"Japanese voices are not something we negotiate on in 2015"

Wow, what an ungrateful piece of shit. It's bad enough JRPG games barely get localized these days.

If animal crossing for wii u doesn't get announced, I'm going to to kill myself

I'm still not done with New Leaf tho

I've been thinking of coming back to that game, but I think I'm also ready for a Wii U AC at this point.

[Sausage]

Oh no a bunch of old white dudes aren't playing colleges anymore what will happen to comedy nothing will be funny anymore

noted white person Chris Rock.

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh no a bunch of old white dudes aren't playing colleges anymore what will happen to comedy nothing will be funny anymore

noted white person Chris Rock.

He said My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was better than Thriller. You can't get any whiter than that.

[StealthFan]

He was right

[Huff]

I just love it when the Technomancer posts about comedy

[Eel O'Brian]

college students made dane cook a thing

so basically fuck college students

[Steve Contra]

Dane Cook

[FStop7]

Behold a group that has lost any semblance of humor tell Jerry Seinfeld that he doesn't know comedy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059037

It's the standard M.O.  1. Be hyper literal.  2. Attack he messenger, ignore the context. 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059261

 

did none of these fuckers play turok 08

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059261

 

did none of these fuckers play turok 08

GAF mods are good at fleecing their subjects, news at 11.

Edit- Well except Kagari obviously

[BrokenVerses]

Saw this in one of the Order threads today.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

 

[Jansen]

looks like they merged that thread with the savage empire kickstarter

it was a link to this video https://vimeo.com/130049705

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1059261

 

did none of these fuckers play turok 08

[Jansen]

poor dinos are trying to protect everyone  :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I guess this means Amir0x will be working harder than ever to try to get remodded. 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166928936&postcount=216
 

Someone doesn't know what he's talking about

http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/NPD_February_2008

8. 360 TUROK: 197.7K

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like how he doesn't dispute that the game is shit

The obvious tell that it isn't a sales hit is that there weren't sequels from it.

[mormapope]

Turok is a fun game to borrow or pay $3 for, play once, and then never play again.

Compared to what came out the fall of 2007 or later in 2008 though, it was prettay mediocre. Why would someone shell out $60 for Turok when they could be playing Halo 3, CoD4, and then GTA IV a couple of months later?

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166928936&postcount=216
 

Someone doesn't know what he's talking about

http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/NPD_February_2008

8. 360 TUROK: 197.7K

 

Better than I thought.

[milchs evil twin]

Holy crap, I only now truly realized that Bish must be in his early-to-mid forties.

Draw your self-esteem from being a vindictive overlord to stupid teens at an age where you could be their dad, brehs.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1058961

This is when you make an anon call to ICE agency and you get peace real quick.

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166761393&postcount=12

 :creep

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166919899&postcount=50

So much to show

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166927165&postcount=201

We wait for E3 all year and yet people complain about how long the conferences are, jeez. I'd happily sit through a longer one.

E3 at the very least has been shitty since 2008/2009. Anything that's popular or didn't bomb, expect sequels of varying quality. New game unveiled with very little gameplay footage? Chances are it'll be underwhelming, be cancelled, or end up good.

Who can forget classic moments last year like EA showing devs talking about working on games with snippets of game design thrown in. Or Ubisoft showcasing CG trailers and story trailers (Rainbow Six Siege was pretty awesome though). Kojima makes a great trailer for MGS (not happening this time around though.)

Bethesda will have a good conference, hard to fuck up their own shit. 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166934763&postcount=118

 

I have never seen so many people pretend to care so much about such a sub par game.

[mormapope]

Thing is, I don't think they're pretending
 

[zepblackstar]

That whole Bishop kickstarter deal getting kinda squirrely

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166927165&postcount=201

We wait for E3 all year and yet people complain about how long the conferences are, jeez. I'd happily sit through a longer one.

E3 at the very least has been shitty since 2008/2009. Anything that's popular or didn't bomb, expect sequels of varying quality. New game unveiled with very little gameplay footage? Chances are it'll be underwhelming, be cancelled, or end up good.

Who can forget classic moments last year like EA showing devs talking about working on games with snippets of game design thrown in. Or Ubisoft showcasing CG trailers and story trailers (Rainbow Six Siege was pretty awesome though). Kojima makes a great trailer for MGS (not happening this time around though.)

Bethesda will have a good conference, hard to fuck up their own shit.

Sony's major problem is explaining shit no one cares about/hardware that isn't focused on games and sale/data. That's good for some journalists, but a lot of people at E3 are there to report on games, stupid. The faster you get to those, the better for them and the internet at large. Want to discuss your sales and hardware of tangentially game-related things? Do it at CES or during your investment calls.

I can't wait for the next Wonderbook 10minute demo they're going to focus on instead of making a 20 minute Uncharted trailer or some other thing to fill that time.

[BrokenVerses]

That Stella Final Fantasy XV thread is hilarious.

As if DMC isn't the most Linear Button mashy Generic story telling type of game there is. Don't compare that trash to KH Thanks.

 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166936991&postcount=1

 

Also, not all dudes can pull off the bald look. If you're pale or pasty enough, people will think you're a skinhead or have cancer.

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166936991&postcount=1

 

Also, not all dudes can pull off the bald look. If you're pale or pasty enough, people will think you're a skinhead or have cancer.

I'm guessing he's at the midway point, which is the worst of all*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*So I've heard, I have thick lustrous hair and no one in my family has ever been different

[close]

[zomgee]

Off Topic is Tumblr.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166934763&postcount=118

 

I have never seen so many people pretend to care so much about such a sub par game.

you know it's bad when the best you can muster is 'well it had potential, they just need to build on the foundation and do something completely different next time'.

[king of the internet]

Off Topic is Tumblr.

I don't see it. Tumblr actually has some content worth browsing.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah, at least Tumblr has porn on it; GAF OT is just a narcissistic dick measuring contest to see who can be outraged more at any given topic. 

[Joe Molotov]

Turok 2008 was such a huge hit, the sequel got cancelled and the company got shut down.

[recursivelyenumerable]

My hair is a bit fabulous too. and I love tumblr.

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I could'nt pull of the bald look and I will probably lose my hair anyway. As much as I hate my hair I don't want to lose it, but I'm screwed anyway.

But yeah I don't even know why people want an order sequel. The gameplay was so generic no doubt it's place will be filled by plenty of better third person shooters this gen. It's story was terrible so it dosen't even have that to stand on. It really just has graphics and art. At that point, just have them make something else.

[Himu]

why do you hate your hair

why would anyone hate their hair? Hair is hair.

[Joe Molotov]

Hair is hair.

I'll need to consult with PD and Van Cruncheon on this.

[thisismyusername]

why do you hate your hair

Pain in the ass to style. Looks shit long? I mean it's the same as hating your nose, or your lips, or your penis, or your... purely cosmetics/looks.

[VomKriege]

Hair is hair.

It's 2015.

[toku]

The e3 fuckery is gonna be great this year. I can feel it in the air.

[king of the internet]

The e3 fuckery is gonna be great this year. I can feel it in the air.

Nothing is going to be great this year.

[mormapope]

This is the first gen where I feel complete apathy for most non indie games being released. And its not like I've stopped enjoying games. I've found more enjoyment in downloading free indie games and trying random shit than playing newer games on a friend's Xbone.

Its actually fantastic that the previous gen lasted so long, so many games are dirt cheap.

[Kara]

Nothing is going to be great

[OnlyRegret]

Holy crap, I only now truly realized that Bish must be in his early-to-mid forties.

Draw your self-esteem from being a vindictive overlord to stupid teens at an age where you could be their dad, brehs.

Don't mean to pull a Creepy Stalker here, but since the LinkedIn is well, linked on the Kickstarter page. Just going to pull shit from there.
Bish's first listed job is with EA in 1995.
Right after graduating from Fraser University, attended 1991-1995. Hehe, I wasn't even born when he started there.

Starting Uni at age 18 would put a current age of maybe 42.

[toku]

The e3 fuckery is gonna be great this year. I can feel it in the air.

Nothing is going to be great this year.

[Mr Gilhaney]

TLG will save e3