Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5980177 times)

Dennis · « **Reply #34800 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:13:52 PM »

The Last Guardian is killing GAF.

Rman · « **Reply #34801 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:17:24 PM »

Cmon, Evilore. Every damn year.

Dennis · « **Reply #34802 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:49:38 PM »

Final Fantasy VII Remake motherfuckers.

Tasty · « **Reply #34803 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:51:16 PM »

If TLG didn't kill GAF, FF7 sealed the deal.

Dennis · « **Reply #34804 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:52:28 PM »

SHENMUE III

fizzel · « **Reply #34805 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:54:00 PM »

Vertigo · « **Reply #34806 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:54:43 PM »

A Kickstarter? Sony damm trolling.

Dennis · « **Reply #34807 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:55:11 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #34808 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:56:23 PM »

Now Shenmue 3 is fucking GAF's corpse.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #34809 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:58:27 PM »

I get to air out books in PS4 graphics

Sony VR better be at least consumer price point friendly.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #34810 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:10:15 PM »

NeoGAF is currently experiencing high traffic from your ip. Your connetion has been limit please try again in a few minutes.

Dennis · « **Reply #34811 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:12:25 PM »

"Our apologies for the temporary inconvenience. NeoGAF is currently down for scheduled maintenance. Please be patient while the site is down."

O RLY

Sausage · « **Reply #34812 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:13:04 PM »

why would gaf schedule maintenance in the middle of the sony e3 press conference :

Rman · « **Reply #34813 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on June 15, 2015, 10:13:04 PM

why would gaf schedule maintenance in the middle of the sony e3 press conference :

Its maintenance like emergency surgery is maintenance.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #34814 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:27:11 PM »

Shenmue gonna make that goal by 11

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34815 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:31:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1063785

The tears.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34816 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on June 15, 2015, 07:03:54 PM

Love the fact people are excited over Xboxone have BC with xbox 360 games.... It has given their new expensive console new life with old games.

idiots

You do know people cheer over rebuying games they already own just because they might be uprezzed and have DLC included this time around. Despite remaining inferior to the PC version released however long prior.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #34817 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:23:12 PM »

TLG

king of the internet · « **Reply #34818 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:32:54 PM »

The inevitability of Shenmue and Ratbird Adventures both being tremendous disappointments when they finally do come out

nachobro · « **Reply #34819 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:48:22 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168201388&postcount=1177

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #34820 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:51:56 PM »

Shenmue has always been one big disappointment.

But TLG I just want, even if it's bad. It's something I need.

Tasty · « **Reply #34821 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:53:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=168199387#post168199387

Sony stans already souring things with their stanning... :/

nachobro · « **Reply #34822 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:15:56 AM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34823 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:19:09 AM »

mormapope · « **Reply #34824 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:25:14 AM »

That's funny if the person that made it isn't shitting on Doom 4 and Dishonored

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #34825 on:** June 16, 2015, 01:13:30 AM »

Is Fallout supposed to be the good game there?

Oblivion · « **Reply #34826 on:** June 16, 2015, 02:52:43 AM »

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/neogaf.com

Seems GAF's traffic reached a new high.

Evilore's gonna be as rich as the Nazis.

Oblivion · « **Reply #34827 on:** June 16, 2015, 03:25:21 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168249912&postcount=1542

People actually giving this sumbitch daps for this wish list.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34828 on:** June 16, 2015, 03:27:13 AM »

Wonder how quickly GAF is going to flip since FF VII remake is multiplat and has a timed duration like Rise Of The Tomb raider (Or we will see those majestic double standards in play). We'll probably get more details during square enix conference.

Just watched it there. Not a bad conference (Except Last Guardian which feels like they are doing the same thing as Duke Nukem Forever. It looks bad). Just won't sell me on a PS4 because about 90% of the content was on the PC

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #34829 on:** June 16, 2015, 03:50:06 AM »

TLG looks bad? I thought the painted quality of the textures looked really nice. The animation itself was also fantastic.

It was a really strong conference, except for that stupid Batman part. That was terribly pointless.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #34830 on:** June 16, 2015, 04:22:00 AM »

There is no need to stan Playstation anymore, Xbox life support has been pulled at this E3 and now it's time to be a gracious winner and offer support to xbox stans.

Being the best brings responsibilities.

Oblivion · « **Reply #34831 on:** June 16, 2015, 04:34:07 AM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on June 16, 2015, 03:27:13 AM

Wonder how quickly GAF is going to flip since FF VII remake is multiplat and has a timed duration like Rise Of The Tomb raider (Or we will see those majestic double standards in play). We'll probably get more details during square enix conference.

Just watched it there. Not a bad conference (Except Last Guardian which feels like they are doing the same thing as Duke Nukem Forever. It looks bad). Just won't sell me on a PS4 because about 90% of the content was on the PC

Wait, the remake is multiplat?

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #34832 on:** June 16, 2015, 04:37:52 AM »

Shenmue III and the FFVII Remake are multiplat.

pc wins e3

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34833 on:** June 16, 2015, 05:29:36 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 16, 2015, 04:34:07 AM

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on June 16, 2015, 03:27:13 AM
Wonder how quickly GAF is going to flip since FF VII remake is multiplat and has a timed duration like Rise Of The Tomb raider (Or we will see those majestic double standards in play). We'll probably get more details during square enix conference.

Just watched it there. Not a bad conference (Except Last Guardian which feels like they are doing the same thing as Duke Nukem Forever. It looks bad). Just won't sell me on a PS4 because about 90% of the content was on the PC

Wait, the remake is multiplat?

"First on PS4". Basically same bullshit they were pulling with Tomb Raider on the Bone minus the outrage. It's more than likely coming to PC and Bone

Though lets face it, The PC Conference has been dragging on since Yesterday morning and will come to a climax tonight.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34834 on:** June 16, 2015, 06:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2015, 03:50:06 AM

TLG looks bad? I thought the painted quality of the textures looked really nice.

Shitty platforming with textures that were before-PS3 quality. It looked dated and Sony knows it. The only reason they haven't outright cancelled it is because of delusional fans. We'll see if it does better than Duke Forever and actually brings some gameplay to the table that is quality. But I don't expect it given it's an ICO production.

zomgee · « **Reply #34835 on:** June 16, 2015, 06:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2015, 03:50:06 AM

TLG looks bad? I thought the painted quality of the textures looked really nice. The animation itself was also fantastic.

Maybe PS4 has backwards compatibility after all.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #34836 on:** June 16, 2015, 06:59:32 AM »

All you fart fluids, first you said it wouldn't exist. Now it is, and you are pretending it looks shit.

TLG will show us all that games are art

and we will all cry when the birddog dies

even if it ate the boy 30 min earlier

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34837 on:** June 16, 2015, 07:40:47 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168209329&postcount=74

This nicca... NeoGAF.gif

VomKriege · « **Reply #34838 on:** June 16, 2015, 08:01:02 AM »

It's a bit childish since so many years have passed but the old Sega-stan in me (although never too hot for Shenmue, I'm more into the "Suffer like G did" or "Sweet soul brotha" type of games

) can't help but be a little amused at Sony parading the corpse of Ryo Hazuki. Manchild pulsions excluded, I guess this will be a good experiment to see into how many real sales does hardcore hype translates. I suspect not enough by their own standards...

Would also be funny to see TLG going back into limbo for several years. I have a feeling that it is not so out of the realm of possibility.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #34839 on:** June 16, 2015, 08:03:53 AM »

http://www.twitch.tv/gametrailers/v/6205951?t=9h47m38s

and

jesus christ

VomKriege · « **Reply #34840 on:** June 16, 2015, 08:26:33 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on June 16, 2015, 08:03:53 AM

http://www.twitch.tv/gametrailers/v/6205951?t=9h47m38s

and

(Image removed from quote.)

jesus christ

Yeah well, not every generation can land a man on the moon.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #34841 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:02:06 AM »

I fucking love that gif.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34842 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:18:57 AM »

That gif is the new

Just photoshop whatever you want onto the monitors and away we go.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #34843 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:27:28 AM »

Get excited over a video game like you're 16 brehs....

Then I saw the Battlefront footage.....

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34844 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:55:33 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 16, 2015, 10:27:28 AM

Get excited over a video game like you're 16 brehs....

Then I saw the Battlefront footage.....

Truly no better than the rest of us.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34845 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:58:43 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 16, 2015, 06:39:51 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2015, 03:50:06 AM
TLG looks bad? I thought the painted quality of the textures looked really nice.

Shitty platforming with textures that were before-PS3 quality. It looked dated and Sony knows it. The only reason they haven't outright cancelled it is because of delusional fans. We'll see if it does better than Duke Forever and actually brings some gameplay to the table that is quality. But I don't expect it given it's an ICO production.

Yea that was pure fanboy shit. Only amusing thing was the kid's vocals/adlibs. Imagine the tears when PS4tards hear the English version of that shit.

The gameplay pretty much looks like watching a kid do stupid stuff. Oh shit, little Leroy is trying to stand on the table - better get him off of there before he falls!

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #34846 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:13:21 AM »

im a sony fanboy now. suk my dick haters. sony won

studyguy · « **Reply #34847 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:20:01 AM »

I don't own any of these consoles.
The fact that so many titles are coming to PC just have me sitting here like

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34848 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:24:06 AM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 16, 2015, 11:20:01 AM

The fact that so many titles are coming to PC just have me sitting here like

Same. PC stay winning. The only "console" that can play all the Shenmue titles.

Vertigo · « **Reply #34849 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 16, 2015, 04:22:00 AM

There is no need to stan Playstation anymore, Xbox life support has been pulled at this E3 and now it's time to be a gracious winner and offer support to xbox stans.

Being the best brings responsibilities.

You may still be needed to stan the PS4, I'm afraid. As if anythings on life support this E3, it's Sony exclusive lineup for the rest of the year.

I've got to give it to them though, two years running they gotten away with having no showcase title for fall.

Himu · « **Reply #34850 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:33:11 AM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on June 16, 2015, 11:13:21 AM

im a sony fanboy now. suk my dick haters. sony won

all of these titles except TLG is coming to pc. pc won.

The reality though, is that this E3 owns. So everyone won.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34851 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:38:11 AM »

Xbone on life support

Besides Uncharted all the games I want to play I can play on the Bone.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #34852 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:43:08 AM »

At the beginning of e3 I was like "eh, gaming is dead. There's nothing that really interests me."

After e3, "Hrmm....looks like I need to upgrade my PC."

Good luck consoles

The only one I'll miss is TLG but really it didn't look all that great. Yeah, the guardian looks very expressive but everything else was like, "eh...."

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34853 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on June 16, 2015, 11:26:17 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 16, 2015, 04:22:00 AM
There is no need to stan Playstation anymore, Xbox life support has been pulled at this E3 and now it's time to be a gracious winner and offer support to xbox stans.

Being the best brings responsibilities.

You may still be needed to stan the PS4, I'm afraid. As if anythings on life support this E3, it's Sony exclusive lineup for the rest of the year.

I've got to give it to them though, two years running they gotten away with having no showcase title for fall.

Well, they have Beyond Two Souls and Heavy Rain remastered

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #34854 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:57:38 AM »

Oh wow at that spoiler. Is that for real? How the hell did Ellen Page allow that!?

mormapope · « **Reply #34855 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:59:25 AM »

That's not in the game, but David Cage did make a nude model of her and the model remained in the game's code.

helios · « **Reply #34856 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:59:48 AM »

It's not real. The game is still shit, though

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34857 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:06:23 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2015, 11:59:25 AM

That's not in the game, but David Cage did make a nude model of her and the model remained in the game's code.

A nude old lady model from what I've read.

VomKriege · « **Reply #34858 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:12:22 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 16, 2015, 11:57:38 AM

Oh wow at that spoiler. Is that for real? How the hell did Ellen Page allow that!?

The game is actually maybe worse than that.
"Grandmother... you can talk ?"

I watched it on youtube (yeah, not very glorious) and it is mostly a creepy Ellen Page dating sim with some terrible supernatural plotting. David Cage is probably one of the most tone deaf story writer out there and unlike Kojima it's not outrageous enough to be funny at points and he is not a sometimes brilliant game designer.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #34859 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:19:48 PM »

Does combo mean 1 and 2? Or all three at the same time?

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