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[Take My Breh Away]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168355342&postcount=6909



Andrex post if you're OK

[I'm a Puppy!]

so what's going on that all the Nintendo fans are melting down?

[Jansen]

was nintendo's event thing really that bad?

[Steve Youngblood]

was their event thing really that bad?

Probably depends on what you were expecting going in. If you thought they were going to drop bombs to compete with the Sony conference, then yeah. This was a disaster. Me? I wasn't expecting much from it, and I think I like Nintendo stuff more than most people on this forum. However, I can't think of any other way to describe this conference than insanely boring. When Star Fox is your most exciting title, something is very wrong.

[I'm a Puppy!]

They're just holding out for their own event later. It's still good! It's still good!

[Take My Breh Away]

Platinum is making a PS4 exclusive Nier sequel. Everyone watch Kagari suddenly decide Platinum isn't overrated any more

[dmj]

Platinum is making a PS4 exclusive Nier sequel. Everyone watch Kagari suddenly decide Platinum isn't overrated any more

Kagari just got done lying about FFVIIR last night saying she knew about the remake for a year when it's only apparently been in development for a few months

She needs to go back to her "Ain't Knowing Shit" tag, it's still apt.

[mormapope]

Platinum is making a PS4 exclusive Nier sequel. Everyone watch Kagari suddenly decide Platinum isn't overrated any more

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THIS IS A SHENMUE 3 MOMENT FOR ME

 

[Yulwei]

Nier 2 could be good if Platinum has nothing to do with any of the story, cinematic or structure of the game. Nier was one of my favorite RPGs from last gen so i'm looking forward to that

[king of the internet]

I almost died irl when the footage of that Star Fox game started playing

[Kara]

Platinum is making a PS4 exclusive Nier sequel. Everyone watch Kagari suddenly decide Platinum isn't overrated any more

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THIS IS A SHENMUE 3 MOMENT FOR ME

 

We did it morma. We won E3.

[mormapope]

There was no hope or urge for a Nier sequel either, every person that digs that game knew what was up.

Now people won't be able to say a Nier game has bad gameplay
 

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I had a lot of fun with Nier gameplay wise though.

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[Take My Breh Away]

Platinum are also co-developing that new Starfox on the Wii U

The Year of Platinum

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1064273

What have they done to you Metroid.

This isn't what I wanted... ;_;

Disappointed as well...

IM GOING TO KILL MYSLELFLFLFLFLFFFFFFFFFF

seriously? Did anyone want this? I mean I'm sure like 2 people wanted this, but WHY? They don't even want it. They shoved it away right after the trailer was up.

Fuck this shit. Knew blast ball looked like hunters...

Yeah. This blows. Goddamnit Nintendo. Why the fuck can't you actually do something good with the Metroid franchise?

Fuck.

This is the anti-megaton. Oh god I'm so sad.

I hope this shit fucking bombs.

Now all I need is for Retro to be working on another DKC game and I'll literally be drowning in Ninthing tears.

[king of the internet]

I hate this thing so much. It's like the biggest slap in the face.

[Rahxephon91]

Hey maybe this Nier won't be garbage. Hell, have Platnium do the story since Yoko Taro is clearly a hack. It would be better then Drakengard 3 at least.

SE's conference was pretty good.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168398688&postcount=301

This nicca right here is everything that's wrong with gaf.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168398688&postcount=301

This nicca right here is everything that's wrong with gaf.

It is a question of principle.
The principle to punch someone in the stomach to steal his lunch.
 

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=168372513#post168372513

I could SWEAR this is mac trolling until I looked at the name

[Rahxephon91]

TLG looks bad? I thought the painted quality of the textures looked really nice.

Shitty platforming with textures that were before-PS3 quality. It looked dated and Sony knows it. The only reason they haven't outright cancelled it is because of delusional fans. We'll see if it does better than Duke Forever and actually brings some gameplay to the table that is quality. But I don't expect it given it's an ICO production.

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168416627&postcount=8955

Cause making the Wii and DS underpowered was a bad business move

I feel like I'm attaining as much contempt for ninthings today as Himu had for Shenmue fans before yesterday.

[headwalk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372088&postcount=4218

pretty sure i saw a bloke sitting outside the tube with this written on a bit of cardboard.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm being 100% honest when I say I caught less feels breaking up with my first girlfriend.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286

Also "mom kicked on my door"

"I'm 31"

[Tasty]

E3 never fails to deliver that one "special" post.

[Kara]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=168372513#post168372513

I could SWEAR this is mac trolling until I looked at the name

This dude has a mom and I don't lol.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168398688&postcount=301

This nicca right here is everything that's wrong with gaf.

I never got that console stan thing where they have to downplay their brand of choice paying a fuck ton of money for DLC rights like it's some mark of shame. It's a multi-billion business, telling people Activision are doing it because it "Looks better on PS4" like Acti they are some sort of benelvolent god bestowing upon the console that runs it best on medium settings is one of the most patently ridiculous leaps of logic I've seen yet.

Sony paid at least an eight figure sum because that puts their brand name on the front of one of the biggest marketing campaigns of the year. Is it really that hard to swallow (with the cool ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel Electric Blue that comes with it?)

[Joe Molotov]

I'm being 100% honest when I say I caught less feels breaking up with my first girlfriend.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286

Also "mom kicked on my door"

"I'm 31"

At least he didn't hit her then snort up all her leukemia pills.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168398688&postcount=301

This nicca right here is everything that's wrong with gaf.

I never got that console stan thing where they have to downplay their brand of choice paying a fuck ton of money for DLC rights like it's some mark of shame. It's a multi-billion business, telling people Activision are doing it because it "Looks better on PS4" like Acti they are some sort of benelvolent god bestowing upon the console that runs it best on medium settings is one of the most patently ridiculous leaps of logic I've seen yet.

Sony paid at least an eight figure sum because that puts their brand name on the front of one of the biggest marketing campaigns of the year. Is it really that hard to swallow (with the cool ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel Electric Blue that comes with it?)

You're reading what I said wrong. Who the fuck over 18 gives 2 shits who gets what DLC first? If you need to spend 3 paragraphs talking about it you already lose.

[VomKriege]

TLG : Cryptozoology and fantasy animal behavior university
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168331238&postcount=657

(Several more on the page)

[Joe Molotov]

TLG : Cryptozoology and fantasy animal behavior university
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168331238&postcount=657

(Several more on the page)

In Fallout 4 you find a random dog and then immediately tell it go pick up and wrench and bring it back and it does.

[zomgee]

I'm being 100% honest when I say I caught less feels breaking up with my first girlfriend.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286

Also "mom kicked on my door"

"I'm 31"

At least he didn't hit her then snort up all her leukemia pills.

Pretty sure I will never get tired of this.

[OnlyRegret]

That's not in the game, but David Cage did make a nude model of her and the model remained in the game's code.

She was pissed about that.
RIP Beyond 2

[Jansen]

I'm being 100% honest when I say I caught less feels breaking up with my first girlfriend.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286

Also "mom kicked on my door"

"I'm 31"

At least he didn't hit her then snort up all her leukemia pills.

i don't get the reference

help plz

[Jansen]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1063827

vr pls

[FStop7]

Giant Bomb stans were getting _real_ teary-eyed last night because more than a few people commented on how jaded they came off.

[Tasty]

All those games are for other companies (Star Fox = Nintendo, Scalebound = Microsoft, Nier = Square, Transformers = Activision.) The companies they're making them for either paid up front or are paying them on a contract, which means they can afford to hire specifically for those games during the length of development.

[VomKriege]

Isn't Platinum kinda small. How the hell are they working on Star Fox, Scalebound, Neir and Transformers at the same time? It's nice that they found a way to stick around, but Jesus Christ none of these games are going to sell enough for them to stay afloat I don't think. It's kinda crazy.

I'm not a specialist but isn't it likely that Platinum is merely working as a contractor and being paid a fixed amount for the most part (maybe with some bonuses depending on critical reception and sales) ?
If so the main worry if they are a small team would be either to be able to keep deadlines or not fudge the quality.

[studyguy]

Giant Bomb stans were getting _real_ teary-eyed last night because more than a few people commented on how jaded they came off.

Jeff is jaded as fuck.
The dude was talking about getting out of videogames before that dude Ryan died and doing comedy.
Good luck with that shit, the stans would eat it up but they're not all that beyond videogames. No one would prob give a fuck about that dude if he wasn't talking up games. That's their entire shit.

[tiesto]

im a sony fanboy now. suk my dick haters. sony won

all of these titles except TLG is coming to pc. pc won.

The reality though, is that this E3 owns. So everyone won.

Will Nier, SO5 and FF7 remake come to PC?

[Steve Youngblood]

im a sony fanboy now. suk my dick haters. sony won

all of these titles except TLG is coming to pc. pc won.

The reality though, is that this E3 owns. So everyone won.

Will Nier, SO5 and FF7 remake come to PC?

Don't know about the first two, but FF7 was clearly labeled as a PS4 premiere, so PC is a given.

[king of the internet]

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yes. Yes.
All of this.
It is delicious!
 

[Jansen]

people are legit upset that star ocean 5 is only coming to ps4 in the west

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

[tiesto]

people are legit upset that star ocean 5 is only coming to ps4 in the west

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

Then you have the people upset that Tales of Zestria is coming for both PS3 and PS3 (as well as PC). You really can't win with some people. I'm just happy that a new SO is coming (SO2 is one of my all-time top games), on a console.

[Himu]

im a sony fanboy now. suk my dick haters. sony won

all of these titles except TLG is coming to pc. pc won.

The reality though, is that this E3 owns. So everyone won.

Will Nier, SO5 and FF7 remake come to PC?

Pretty much every ps4 "exclusive" is also coming to pc, including Shenmue III. They clearly remarked that FF7 remake is coming to PS4 FIRST, so a PC release is a given. FF Type 0 is coming to Steam, and that likely includes the FFXV demo, which also makes FFXV a given. SO5 who cares. Nier, who knows? But given Square's love fest for Steam lately, it's likely but I could be wrong.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

people are legit upset that star ocean 5 is only coming to ps4 in the west

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

List warz my friend

[Jansen]

man type 0 has to be one of the most overhyped games ever

[Himu]

man type 0 has to be one of the most overhyped games ever

I just want it for the demo.

[Rahxephon91]

man type 0 has to be one of the most overhyped games ever

Really? I did'nt know Type 0 was ever this big game. Most of the people who were hyped for it were jrpg faithful, who don't even make up a big portion of the gamer community.

It was a FF spin off no matter how big it was and I never got the sense that it was more then that.

I don't think Type 0 is bad and there's certainly far more Overhyped games then it.

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Bioshock Infinite

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[doctavius bonbon]

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

or that star ocean is like 1 for 5 in terms of not being garbage

checkerboard big titty witch kind of confirmed the game being garbage for me simply because someone said "hmm yes this looks like a good fit for our game."

[tiesto]

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

or that star ocean is like 1 for 5 in terms of not being garbage

SO games are a joy to play because of how fluid and awesome the combat are... not that I expect hardcore Bethesda fans to know anything about good combat in an RPG

[D3RANG3D]

like do none of them remember how atrocious so4 looks?

or that star ocean is like 1 for 5 in terms of not being garbage

SO games are a joy to play because of how fluid and awesome the combat are... not that I expect hardcore Bethesda fans to know anything about good combat in an RPG

I'll get it when it's $2.50 during a Steam sale.

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The checker witch design 

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[Jansen]

star ocean 4 was revolutionary for a jrpg cuz it let you skip cutscenes and get a text summary instead

[FStop7]

Miles Quaritch the worst shitposter on GAF's gaming side?  Quite possible.

[dmj]

I'm being 100% honest when I say I caught less feels breaking up with my first girlfriend.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286

Also "mom kicked on my door"

"I'm 31"

This post is mostly hilarious because Nintendo and it's fans are the ones that have created this situation. The Ninthings were just fine with Nintendo's obtuse hardware decisions and didn't care that they were alienating third party devs with their choices. So now that the system hasn't sold any units, and is weaker than the systems that have sold 30M units in 18 months, and has the albatross that is the Gamepad attached to it, third party devs have no reason to even glance the WiiU's way. Couple that conundrum with first party "support" like you've seen today, it's no wonder they're shaking with anger. So now that the third party support has dried up, they have to sit back and watch PS4/X1 owners play MGSV and Persona 5 and Battlefront/CoD and all the tons of other PS4/X1 games announced while they huddle around a gamepad playing Animal Crossing Party: Amiibo edition.

Ninthings need to just pray that the next console has similar architecture to the other ones, and has a traditional controller. 

[helios]

Someone always takes the bait

Foot? Hmm, ok, never understood that expression, but lets look at the rest of your ridiculous post.

Hmm, you're a Kickstarter expert? You're the owner then? You know how Kickstarter should operate? Maybe gives us some of your credentials then or maybe you'll stay silent because you're talking out of your... well, you know what Oh, now we're gonna turn Bloodborne being made into a bad thing. Evil SONY LET?S ALL SHOUT GUYS. Hmm, I was gonna check your post history but its probably  all xbox related no offense. LOL, shame? Repentance? Now you're just trolling...

OK, I will laugh, because your post is getting insane now. Nobody will buy Shenmue? Heh, I guess 2 million+ dollars in pledges just appeared out of thin air? LOL, you were right with your "laugh all you want" comment. But it is US who are laughing at YOU.

Sony will lose its business? IDK if you saw or overslept the last 2 days, but Sony won the E3 it was the best E3 ever, by a consensus. Sony wont lose it's business. But you should stop buying their games nevertheless. Becauise Sony doesnt ned a customre lik you.
tl;dr translation of your post: hurdruoaorudrup ;);()

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168494799&postcount=1904

[nachobro]

https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-petition-for-cancelation-of-metroid-prime-federation-force

[Tasty]

https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-petition-for-cancelation-of-metroid-prime-federation-force

Metroid stans

[Your Stalker]

Do those petitions ever work?

[nachobro]

Well there were a bunch of petitions to make Shenmue 3, so judge for yourself.