Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5978406 times)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34980 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:56:11 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 17, 2015, 01:53:01 AM

The mention of a "powerful" system and "all the third party developers" didn't really pan out either...

Yeah, but I (hope) think that was part of the joke.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #34981 on:** June 17, 2015, 06:07:59 AM »

Such testosterone levels

Yet so insecure about identity

Dualities

sarslip · « **Reply #34982 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:21:29 AM »

he got tagged.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #34983 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:27:49 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on June 16, 2015, 11:56:24 PM

Ah here we go.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1065003

"What console did you buy?"

Microsoft just had a bunch of silly sequels and remakes. Sony though, FF7? Shenmue III? Uncharted 4? That's what I call original content.

Sony getting 90% of the votes

zomgee · « **Reply #34984 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:40:16 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 17, 2015, 07:27:49 AM

Quote from: zomgee on June 16, 2015, 11:56:24 PM
Ah here we go.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1065003

"What console did you buy?"

Microsoft just had a bunch of silly sequels and remakes. Sony though, FF7? Shenmue III? Uncharted 4? That's what I call original content.

Sony getting 90% of the votes

They are sure to win next years, too, then.

Dennis · « **Reply #34985 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:05:48 AM »

Quote from: toku on June 17, 2015, 05:31:48 AM

Honestly, I'm 100% okay with judging gaffers based on their avatar.

Agreed.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34986 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:10:51 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 17, 2015, 03:33:22 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168536683&postcount=2375

are you really a high testosterone male if you need to play a videogame to feel empowered?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #34987 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:11:34 AM »

I think thats the joke

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34988 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:15:31 AM »

well a developer feeling emasculated is why kratos exists so maybe..

Kara · « **Reply #34989 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:38:31 AM »

:females:

archie4208 · « **Reply #34990 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:57:49 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 17, 2015, 09:54:00 AM

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 17, 2015, 03:33:22 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168536683&postcount=2375

'in todays society all natty high test beasts like me are already alienated in the workplace. now the home too?' (Image removed from quote.)

Damn Es Jay Double Yous ruining my manly video games.

studyguy · « **Reply #34991 on:** June 17, 2015, 11:20:59 AM »

Fuck I'm 28 now. $:-\$

Vertigo · « **Reply #34992 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:08:02 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on June 16, 2015, 07:09:26 PM

Miles Quaritch the worst shitposter on GAF's gaming side? Quite possible.

He used to be a pretty normal poster, but then he became this kind of ultra snarky reverse troll.

I just read his gaming side posts now and go

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34993 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:09:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830521&page=6

Bet it was Bish who changed that thread title, too

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #34994 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on June 17, 2015, 12:09:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830521&page=6

(Image removed from quote.)

Bet it was Bish who changed that thread title, too

I wish Bish would join here so Demi could change his title and ban him. This nicca make all of us look bad.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #34995 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:28:46 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 17, 2015, 11:20:59 AM

Fuck I'm 28 now. $:-\$

Dry begging for happy birthday wishes? You sound like my youngest kid who starts 3 weeks before her birthday

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HB

[close]

Jansen · « **Reply #34996 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:52:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168652252&postcount=309

gotta hand it to duckroll it is a nice necro bump

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34997 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:00:45 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-it-me-or-does-lebron-react-to-stuff-like-a-stereotypical-gay-man.327479/

Vertigo · « **Reply #34998 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on June 17, 2015, 12:09:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830521&page=6

(Image removed from quote.)

Bet it was Bish who changed that thread title, too

Smells like one of his oh so 'hilarious' thread title changes. Whichever mod it was got owned as well. And we can't have that.

Lol and Modbot has now locked the thread.

studyguy · « **Reply #34999 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:20:14 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 17, 2015, 12:28:46 PM

Quote from: studyguy on June 17, 2015, 11:20:59 AM
Fuck I'm 28 now. $:-\$

Dry begging for happy birthday wishes? You sound like my youngest kid who starts 3 weeks before her birthday

spoiler (click to show/hide)
HB
[close]

Nah, I'm good. I already get enough half hearted sentiments salted with complaints at work.
I'm bouncing to Mexico in 2 days. Best gift I can offer everyone and myself is fucking off to a beach

Vertigo · « **Reply #35000 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2015, 01:00:45 PM

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-it-me-or-does-lebron-react-to-stuff-like-a-stereotypical-gay-man.327479/

some of the gifs.

Very compelling evidence. Also

Quote

If you were staying over Lebron's one night in the guest room and in the middle of the night, he waited til savannah was sleep and came in there and asked you to jack him off for 2 million dollars, would you do it?

:crazy2

Jansen · « **Reply #35001 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:42:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065419

VomKriege · « **Reply #35002 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 17, 2015, 01:42:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065419

Considering some of Square's habits, the blackout may effect itself, no ?

Vertigo · « **Reply #35003 on:** June 17, 2015, 01:56:48 PM »

The usual suspects try spinning PSNow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065394

Tasty · « **Reply #35004 on:** June 17, 2015, 02:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 17, 2015, 01:42:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065419

It's a fucking REMAKE. It already came out 18 years ago (with worse graphics), what the fuck.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #35005 on:** June 17, 2015, 02:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on June 17, 2015, 01:56:48 PM

The usual suspects try spinning PSNow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065394

both sides are spinning it which is fucking hilarious.

Oblivion · « **Reply #35006 on:** June 17, 2015, 02:34:13 PM »

Sausage · « **Reply #35007 on:** June 17, 2015, 03:19:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1064742

It's funny to look back on that one FatalT thread all those years ago and see how different the reactions were.

studyguy · « **Reply #35008 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:25:30 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35009 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 17, 2015, 03:33:22 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168536683&postcount=2375

"As with most high testosterone males we want to come home from a long day at work and put on a video game and feel empowered for a short while."

Because we all know how oppressive and emasculating this feminist run world is.

StealthFan · « **Reply #35010 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:30:01 PM »

Yeezy da gawd

studyguy · « **Reply #35011 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:30:01 PM »

Same dudes who drool over playing as anthro green dinosaurs who shit out eggs or as a 9 year old little girl in Pokemon but can't deal with playing as a fucking minority or a woman in anything else. FOH

thisismyusername · « **Reply #35012 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:40:05 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 17, 2015, 11:20:59 AM

Fuck I'm 28 now. $:-\$

This reminds me, Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register. of a mystery. Layton.gif

But seriously,

on you reminding me of this. Strike out on prospects, brehs.

---

In non-moping news: That Shenmue thread on GAF is just

so many people butthurt that someone used a good platform to launch a kickstarter. I can't even...

zomgee · « **Reply #35013 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:47:00 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 17, 2015, 04:26:51 PM

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 17, 2015, 03:33:22 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168536683&postcount=2375

"As with most high testosterone males we want to come home from a long day at work and put on a video game and feel empowered for a short while."

Because we all know how oppressive and emasculating this feminist run world is.

"high testosterone males"

"video game"

"empowered"

nah

king of the internet · « **Reply #35014 on:** June 17, 2015, 04:51:53 PM »

Kratos avatar posters are basically Walter White avatar posters except with bonus Sony fantardery. Truly a wretched being.

studyguy · « **Reply #35015 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:05:13 PM »

It's about ethics in shit no one cares about.

bork · « **Reply #35016 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:15:05 PM »

Every terrisus post in this thread
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1065547

studyguy · « **Reply #35017 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:16:03 PM »

Does he still use AOL? I feel like he would be one of those guys.

Kara · « **Reply #35018 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:42:57 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 17, 2015, 04:40:05 PM

In non-moping news: That Shenmue thread on GAF is just so many people butthurt that someone used a good platform to launch a kickstarter. I can't even...

May Yu Suzuki lead them to the Four Wude.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35019 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:55:35 PM »

Seriously brehs. I thought I've seen it all. That my skin has grown thicker than steel. But that testerone post cut me deep. Like I physically wanna reach through the screen and smack the motherfucker.

studyguy · « **Reply #35020 on:** June 17, 2015, 06:15:41 PM »

Fuck those dudes, that game looks like a Monster Hunter title from a dev who actually decided to release on a console that outputs better visuals than your average nintendo toaster.

Just makes me sad to know Capcom won't ever release MH outside of some struggle graphics system like the 3DS. Chase that money brehs. Lose that soul. Horizon looks like what could have been, I'll play it for that alone.

dmj · « **Reply #35021 on:** June 17, 2015, 06:52:22 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 17, 2015, 06:15:41 PM

Fuck those dudes, that game looks like a Monster Hunter title from a dev who actually decided to release on a console that outputs better visuals than your average nintendo toaster.

Just makes me sad to know Capcom won't ever release MH outside of some struggle graphics system like the 3DS. Chase that money brehs. Lose that soul. Horizon looks like what could have been, I'll play it for that alone.

An MH game with good online on a HD platform without sectioned off world would be amazing, but the 3DS owners are just too happy to purchase a game with so much untapped potential, and Capcom are all too happy to steal their money releasing the same game.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #35022 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:24:26 PM »

Playing Monster Hunter in general...

FStop7 · « **Reply #35023 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:56:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168692053&postcount=10

A complete and utter lack of self-awareness.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #35024 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:00:21 PM »

someone had their adblock on...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065327

FStop7 · « **Reply #35025 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on June 17, 2015, 08:00:21 PM

someone had their adblock on...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065327

Considering the malware alerts in desktop browsers and browser hijacking in mobile, fuck ads on NeoGAF. If they fix their shit I'll turn adblock off again.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #35026 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:20:31 PM »

Thing is, isn't a big part of MH's popularity due to being on handhelds/portables?
Making console versions a more expensive event for less return.

http://kotaku.com/5980436/why-monster-hunter-is-so-popular-in-japan-and-struggles-everywhere-else

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 17, 2015, 02:40:09 AM

Favourite new game...

Answer that, turbonerds.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #35027 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on June 17, 2015, 08:00:21 PM

someone had their adblock on...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065327

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168662249&postcount=22

Tasty · « **Reply #35028 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:22:47 PM »

dmj, dumbass master joker.

Fuck you.

Kara · « **Reply #35029 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:25:05 PM »

The fact that friends are playing the game acts as an incentive for people to join in as well as keep playing. In Japan, a country with imperial origins, there is often enormous pressure to fit in in communities.

archie4208 · « **Reply #35030 on:** June 17, 2015, 08:49:40 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 17, 2015, 07:24:26 PM

Playing Monster Hunter in general...

Sounds like you couldn't git gud.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #35031 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:07:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168749049&postcount=153

StealthFan · « **Reply #35032 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:08:48 PM »

Being excited for that Horizons game

Guerrilla Games has never made a good game.

Kara · « **Reply #35033 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:12:42 PM »

Can't we replace an actual disgusting human being that's on our money instead of A-Ham. #fatherlessness shamers smgdh.

nachobro · « **Reply #35034 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:13:43 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on June 17, 2015, 09:08:48 PM

Being excited for that Horizons game

Guerrilla Games has never made a good game.

They make good trailers though

king of the internet · « **Reply #35035 on:** June 17, 2015, 09:41:24 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 17, 2015, 08:22:08 PM

Quote from: Ripclawe on June 17, 2015, 08:00:21 PM
someone had their adblock on...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065327

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168662249&postcount=22

Banned.

Tasty · « **Reply #35036 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:10:08 PM »

D is for Dumbass, M is for Makes terrible posts, J is for JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Huff · « **Reply #35037 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:15:59 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 17, 2015, 08:43:48 PM

Royalan is an angry, angry man. His posts in the Rachel Dolezal thread are so full of vitriol it's like he's me and she's LeBron.

He just likes his black women cisblack

king of the internet · « **Reply #35038 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 17, 2015, 10:10:08 PM

D is for Dumbass, M is for Makes terrible posts, J is for JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

rude

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #35039 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Huff on June 17, 2015, 10:15:59 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on June 17, 2015, 08:43:48 PM
Royalan is an angry, angry man. His posts in the Rachel Dolezal thread are so full of vitriol it's like he's me and she's LeBron.

He just likes his black women cisblack

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