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Jansen

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Lol that was actually his tag on gaf for awhile

thisismyusername

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dmj, dumbass master joker.

Fuck you.

The fuck are you even going on about?  ??? :lol :lol :lol

Shaka Khan

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065859

More Ninthing fanfiction. At least this one didn't feature Steve Jobs.
Unzip

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065859

More Ninthing fanfiction. At least this one didn't feature Steve Jobs.

I kept a straight face until Itoi came on stage.

OnlyRegret

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Wait a second, DmeisterJ right?
Now I remember where I first heard of him from.

Back when my hot new console was a Wii, I'd lurk and occasional be active on vgcharts. He was a bit of a forum celebrity there.
Never interacted with him much, but he seemed like a cool guy.

D is for Dumbass, M is for Makes terrible posts, J is for JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Did he hurt your feelings or something?

Purrp Skirrp

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Woman murdered and daughter abducted - the killer posts about it on their Facebook
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1065162

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168607312&postcount=62
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The dog/rat is alright though right?

Got flustered and thought this person was making an insensitive Last Guardian joke. Sleep deprivation brehs.



VomKriege

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The haunted flat thread took a new turn after several pages of Fedora-GAF arguing for Great Science and is now amateur Ghost-Hunter
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168124567&postcount=801
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dmj

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dmj, dumbass master joker.

Fuck you.

D is for Dumbass, M is for Makes terrible posts, J is for JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Sis have I done something to you? I don't recall if I did, but if I did, I apologize. Let's be friends :supergay

Wait a second, DmeisterJ right?
Now I remember where I first heard of him from.

Back when my hot new console was a Wii, I'd lurk and occasional be active on vgcharts. He was a bit of a forum celebrity there.
Never interacted with him much, but he seemed like a cool guy.

Yes, that's me, I wasted years of my precious life on that website  :goty2

benjipwns

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Every terrisus post in this thread
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1065547
:idont
My favorite part is he says "whatyearisit.jpg" in a post that skips over the fact that he still uses AOL to mock their sending out of CDs.

Mr Gilhaney

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I don't know who you are dmj. I welcome to you and judge you fairly. But I'm also willing to give Creepy Stalker a second chance. Ramadan Mubarak.


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Purrp Skirrp

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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 08:05:20 AM by Am_I_Anonymous »
YMMV


Vertigo

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

Mr Gilhaney

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

I agree with her. They really should have put chie-chan on it.

Tasty

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dmj, dumbass master joker.

Fuck you.
D is for Dumbass, M is for Makes terrible posts, J is for JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

 :lol Why are you after this dude?

dmj, dumbass master joker.

Fuck you.

The fuck are you even going on about?  ??? :lol :lol :lol

Lol sorry, I was drunk last night.

Tasty

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Sis have I done something to you? I don't recall if I did, but if I did, I apologize. Let's be friends :supergay

Works for me. :)

fistfulofmetal

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

A thread that might have resulted in some form of discussion (but honestly it wouldn't have) gets turned into a circle jerk of everyone quoting a single post to jump in to show everyone else how offended they are. It's stupid.
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Kara

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Metaphoreus makes a pretty funny and downright Karakandian post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168788119&postcount=7729

Didn't know he had it in him.

 :preach the days are coming when stand-up consists of routines that go on too long and rest their punchlines on dry delivery of historical and cultural minutiae :preach

fistfulofmetal

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And it's going to happen again here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066079

Let's have a discussion about the realities of demographics + putting money on the line + sexism!

NOPE ONE PERSON MADE A DUMB COMMENT LETS ALL DERAIL THE ENTIRE THREAD TO JUMP ON HIS CASE.
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Dennis

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Chie is best girl.

Mr Gilhaney

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Remember booth babes? No matter how professional you try to make e3, it's still a fucking conference about video games, with adult men crying over some japanese kickstarter/glorified pre order, and not even because they got pink eye from the oculus demo they tried earlier. Having some anime shit on their pass isn't that bad when looking at the overall picture.

Now excuse me while I go watch the last guardian gameplay clip and cry a little of joy again.


Game of the forever

Ueda marry me

Kara

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And it's going to happen again here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066079

Let's have a discussion about the realities of demographics + putting money on the line + sexism!

NOPE ONE PERSON MADE A DUMB COMMENT LETS ALL DERAIL THE ENTIRE THREAD TO JUMP ON HIS CASE.

Only NeoSDF would try and front that Heavenly Sword was some memorable property.

studyguy

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I thought Tomb Raider was fucking dope.
I'm excited for Rise of the Tomb Raider, does that chick not count?

« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 11:11:08 AM by studyguy »
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thisismyusername

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

Say what you will about her but you can't really blame her for this one. Putting what appears to be the wank material of a 35 year old Japanese wizard on a name tag for what's supposed to be a 'professional' conference is pretty embarrassing.


http://i.imgur.com/C2d1gDR.png

Oh noes, good heavens! We can't have a "fun and happy" teen-party-rhythm game at your professional con!  ::) :wank

For the record, this is the same woman that tweeted: https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/610277027367661568

"A bit sad that #Dishonored2 didn’t make the leap to an exclusively female lead but really pleased they're using Emily in marketing! #BE3"

Because the best way of making sure feminism wins it's cause is to make "female exclusive" games instead of being inclusive and including both genders. The fuck outta here, bitch.

Mr. Nobody

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

why would he post that on Gaf  :dead

Mr. Nobody

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Anita Sarkeesian + Rise from Persona + Jewish caricature = A festival of fuckery.

Feminist Frequency condemns E3 Badge (Persona)

Say what you will about her but you can't really blame her for this one. Putting what appears to be the wank material of a 35 year old Japanese wizard on a name tag for what's supposed to be a 'professional' conference is pretty embarrassing.


http://i.imgur.com/C2d1gDR.png

Oh noes, good heavens! We can't have a "fun and happy" teen-party-rhythm game at your professional con!  ::) :wank

For the record, this is the same woman that tweeted: https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/610277027367661568

"A bit sad that #Dishonored2 didn’t make the leap to an exclusively female lead but really pleased they're using Emily in marketing! #BE3"

Because the best way of making sure feminism wins it's cause is to make "female exclusive" games instead of being inclusive and including both genders. The fuck outta here, bitch.

Sorry bae, Persona 4: Milking All Night =  :trash

Joe Molotov

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Vita game making headlines at E3 :rejoice
©@©™

brob

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Vita means life, in the language of wizards.

thisismyusername

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Oh noes, good heavens! We can't have a "fun and happy" teen-party-rhythm game at your professional con!  ::) :wank


You say fun and happy, I say depressing and embarrassing, potato potahto

Depressing and Embarassing would be Akiba's Trip front and center. P4D isn't creepy pedo-bait, nor flashing tits everywhere (okay, Rise's outfit is questionable, admittedly). Also it's a game that doesn't involve killing other people (Okay, granted, killing demons... but not in this outing). If anything, she should be happy that E3 at least chose something like P4D over something like Doom. But no, she's never fucking happy.

I support her cause, I support some of the things she wants the industry to do: But, the way she goes about it is so very wrong that it does nothing but piss me off and rub me the wrong way. It's like Devo's method of trying to educate people on female causes/issues but done even worse (no knock to Devo).

Sorry bae, Persona 4: Milking All Night =  :trash

Do not disagree, but what title would you put on the badge? Maybe Mirror's Edge?

Phoenix Dark

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=168851288

Force me to side with Amir0x brehs...

Jesus Christ the victim mentality on display. And I say that as a black man.
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Mr. Nobody

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Sorry bae, Persona 4: Milking All Night =  :trash

Do not disagree, but what title would you put on the badge? Maybe Mirror's Edge?

Persona 5  :smug


Nah but probably that Horizon game. I thought that looked really good

huckleberry

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All that work Amir0x put in and it's being unraveled before his eyes.

 :dolezal
wub

nachobro

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Slayven's really emotional right now what with the Rachel Dolezal thread and all.
Here's hoping there's no bombs dropped in the world of Marvel Comics or that might be enough to push him over the edge.

I'm a Puppy!

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All that work Amir0x put in and it's being unraveled before his eyes.

 :dolezal
The facade burns :lawd
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fume over rise, u fukin chie stanning freaks


El Babua

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My boy Super Bunnyhop bringing down the afterglow

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066208



Rahxephon91

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My boy Super Bunnyhop bringing down the afterglow

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066208
That video was shit.

"Oh look how superior I am by being cynical"

Really E3 is an advertisement? Well gee, no shit Sherlock. A trade show is an advertisement. A show to get people interested in products. Well what a terrible thing.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 03:05:14 PM by Rahxephon91 »

studyguy

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My boy Super Bunnyhop bringing down the afterglow

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066208

Sounds like someone can't have some fucking fun tbh  :patel
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king of the internet

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Misery is the new fun

Vertigo

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One Anita thread gets closed another gets posted  :lol

Oh FFS, anti-Anita posters plastered around E3.
 




Kara

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It's about ethics in street graffiti. :quark

thisismyusername

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Sorry bae, Persona 4: Milking All Night =  :trash

Do not disagree, but what title would you put on the badge? Maybe Mirror's Edge?

Persona 5  :smug


Nah but probably that Horizon game. I thought that looked really good

Well, my argument would be:

1) Persona 5 didn't have an release date until this E3.
2) Horizon wasn't even announced UNTIL this E3.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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One Anita thread gets closed another gets posted  :lol

Oh FFS, anti-Anita posters plastered around E3.
She's such a disingenuous shitheel, but I could channel riling neckbeards up into money as well as this lady can. The heat she gets is WWF level insane.
うぐう


VomKriege

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Song is shit, but I just love reading the haters  :pimp
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1066027

Never die Madonna, and continue to do your thing well into your 120 if you can.

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toku

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One Anita thread gets closed another gets posted  :lol

Oh FFS, anti-Anita posters plastered around E3.
She's such a disingenuous shitheel, but I could channel riling neckbeards up into money as well as this lady can. The heat she gets is WWF level insane.

I'm pretty sure that's the point. She has a career and platform now. If ppl make you out to be a heel, run with it, and profit. People were looking for the exact kinda bad guy & hero. She filled it.

Kara

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Whenever someone asks me for a photo to use for me on their phone I always use the vogue pose. No fucks given.

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168908924&postcount=473

Quote from: Monster Zero
Before someone on GAF sent her this thread, 8 Months, but hey, turns out she actually was cheating, so I guess I was wrong there.

 :aweshum


Kara

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168908924&postcount=473

Quote from: Monster Zero
Before someone on GAF sent her this thread, 8 Months, but hey, turns out she actually was cheating, so I guess I was wrong there.

 :aweshum

Pretty much every time I was accused of this it was projection. :heh

I should probably stop telling people the story about how I thought to cheat at pin the tail on the donkey at one of my first birthday parties, I think it sends the wrong message about me.

zepblackstar

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23 pages of neogaf defending waifu Anita...

zepblackstar

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23 pages of neogaf defending waifu Anita...