Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5970352 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35940 on:** June 30, 2015, 12:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 12:55:10 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2015, 12:54:10 PM
What about the one chick claiming she was a 9, tho?

Do what black dudes do. We treat them like they are a 5. Works every fucking time. CACS and game go together about as good as mayo and lasagna.

Nah, too many black dudes are the biggest simps ever for this to be a universal rule.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35941 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:01:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2015, 12:57:54 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 12:55:10 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2015, 12:54:10 PM
What about the one chick claiming she was a 9, tho?

Do what black dudes do. We treat them like they are a 5. Works every fucking time. CACS and game go together about as good as mayo and lasagna.
Nah, too many black dudes are the biggest simps ever for this to be a universal rule.

Detroit that pussy now, damn. Or you talking about college educated brothers. Cause yeah, I see that too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35942 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:01:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2015, 12:57:54 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 12:55:10 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2015, 12:54:10 PM
What about the one chick claiming she was a 9, tho?

Do what black dudes do. We treat them like they are a 5. Works every fucking time. CACS and game go together about as good as mayo and lasagna.
Nah, too many black dudes are the biggest simps ever for this to be a universal rule.

Detroit that pussy now, damn. Or you talking about college educated brothers. Cause yeah, I see that too.

Hell yes, especially. I'm not saying pursuing someone is simping, but I'm especially talking about well off black dudes who try to impress chicks by buying them shit, offering to drive them around, take their kids places, etc. Drake types. A friend of mine is paying a chick's (community college) tuition right now, bringing her to hang with the fellas, etc...I don't get it. She's not gf material - she's a glorified fuck buddy who he's treating like a long term gf.

Did I mention this dude makes near six figures. But he's one of those dudes who never had a gf before and is desperate for anything. Gonna fuck around and be paying for 18 years...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35943 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:09:19 PM »

Damn, first your generation started skateboarding, then y'all adopted skinny jeans, and now y'all simping on females? Damn I've never been so embarrassed to be black.

Get your shit together, brehs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35944 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:15:07 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:09:19 PM

Damn, first your generation started skateboarding, then y'all adopted skinny jeans, and now y'all simping on females? Damn I've never been so embarrassed to be black.

Get your shit together, brehs.

He's 30, so older than me. SMH.

I've been around enough old (40s-50s) dudes to know many act the same, regardless of whether they're married or super successful. You've been to a barbershop breh, I'm sure you've heard those old dudes talking about who they're impressing because they have a car/apartment/etc.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35945 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2015, 01:15:07 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:09:19 PM
Damn, first your generation started skateboarding, then y'all adopted skinny jeans, and now y'all simping on females? Damn I've never been so embarrassed to be black.

Get your shit together, brehs.

He's 30, so older than me. SMH.

I've been around enough old (40s-50s) dudes to know many act the same, regardless of whether they're married or super successful. You've been to a barbershop breh, I'm sure you've heard those old dudes talking about who they're impressing because they have a car/apartment/etc.

Impressing a female with available funds is one thing. Straight up paying for her college so you can tap her ass is dumb. Unless you like 45 and she's like 23. Then, fuck it breh, get yours son.

StealthFan · « **Reply #35946 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:18:42 PM »

Men of all colors simp, except Mexicans. They treat their women like shit. It's quite impressive, actually.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35947 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:19:33 PM »

I'm all for the exploitation of simps to advance women education tbh, so I don't see the problem.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35948 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2015, 01:19:33 PM

I'm all for the exploitation of simps to advance women education tbh, so I don't see the problem.

You want equality, go earn it.

Himu · « **Reply #35949 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:27:58 PM »

Simps bring comedy!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35950 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:29:29 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2015, 01:19:33 PM

I'm all for the exploitation of simps to advance women education tbh, so I don't see the problem.

If it's your hustle I'm not gonna look down on you. However the dude paying the money is going to get

faces from me.

The tuition he's paying apparently isn't super expensive compared to a university ($300 a class) but still...smh.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35951 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:09:19 PM

Damn, first your generation started skateboarding, then y'all adopted skinny jeans, and now y'all simping on females? Damn I've never been so embarrassed to be black.

Get your shit together, brehs.

I'd call that progress. Group-thinking and cultural peer pressure can lead people down intellectual dead ends.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35952 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:33:08 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 30, 2015, 01:31:36 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:09:19 PM
Damn, first your generation started skateboarding, then y'all adopted skinny jeans, and now y'all simping on females? Damn I've never been so embarrassed to be black.

Get your shit together, brehs.

I'd call that progress. Group-thinking and cultural peer pressure can lead people down intellectual dead ends.

And skateboarding and skinny jeans gonna lead you to the ladder of monetary success? Get the fuck out of here.

Himu · « **Reply #35953 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:35:13 PM »

my cousin has a long board and he just got an internship at a big tech giant

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35954 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:36:51 PM »

The world is full of people that didn't follow the herd and went on to huge success. I'm not going to waste my time educating you. Keep following those rails. The world is a lot less scary when everyone fits into the boxes you create in your head.

Keep pretending like you're the definitive voice on the black experience, too. It's a good laff. The only people you speak for AiA are tier-one narcissists.

king of the internet · « **Reply #35955 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:39:09 PM »

This motherfucker is really in here complaining about skateboards and skinny jeans

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35956 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:39:32 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 30, 2015, 01:36:51 PM

The world is full of people that didn't follow the herd and went on to huge success. I'm not going to waste my time educating you. Keep following those rails. The world is a lot less scary when everyone fits into the boxes you create in your head.

Keep pretending like you're the definitive voice on the black experience, too. It's a good laff. The only people you speak for AiA are tier-one narcissists.

LOL, what a pussy reply.

First off, you should really learn I'm never serious. How the fuck long is that going to take you?

Secondly, yeah, pierce your face or put those tire rims in your ears and let's see how well you do in life. Don't come at me like I'm not your age, gramps. And I'm pretty sure I'm doing pretty well. But thanks for the advice.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35957 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:39:43 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 30, 2015, 01:39:09 PM

This motherfucker is really in here complaining about skateboards and skinny jeans

Kara · « **Reply #35958 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:40:41 PM »

Dad and dad are fighting.

Are we going to be a broken home?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35959 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 30, 2015, 01:40:41 PM

Dad and dad are fighting.

Are we going to be a broken home?

I'm already good at that one

Himu · « **Reply #35960 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:44:50 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 30, 2015, 01:43:29 PM

Quote from: Vularai on June 30, 2015, 01:40:41 PM
Dad and dad are fighting.

Are we going to be a broken home?

I'm already good at that one

Uhh something happen irl?

Nibel · « **Reply #35961 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:47:48 PM »

White is the new black brehs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35962 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:52:36 PM »

What does skateboarding have to do with success. If there are plenty of dudes who do well but spend their free time playing videogames/watching anime/posting polls on The Bore/etc...I'm sure there are dudes who skateboard and reach success too.

What you do in your free time doesn't really doom your job prospects, as long as you work hard/qualified/not a drug addict.

Himu · « **Reply #35963 on:** June 30, 2015, 01:56:14 PM »

even drug addicts reach success!

Kara · « **Reply #35964 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:10:49 PM »

I meet a lot of people in banking with visible tattoos and even the odd tasteful nose ring, though as Mac the Knife said, "Was ist ein Einbruch in eine Bank gegen die Gründung einer Bank?"

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35965 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:16:45 PM »

Are we all gonna ignore the time when Toxicadam went...

Damn.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #35966 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:19:41 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on June 30, 2015, 01:47:48 PM

White is the new black brehs

I'll be damned

Himu · « **Reply #35967 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:27:22 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2015, 02:16:45 PM

Are we all gonna ignore the time when Toxicadam went...

(Image removed from quote.)

Damn.

When?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35968 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:31:07 PM »

Shenmue is trash.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35969 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:33:22 PM »

Me griping about anime-watching dudes? Okay, guilty as charged.

Himu · « **Reply #35970 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:34:09 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2015, 02:31:07 PM

Shenmue is trash.

Was it a mistake?

octopushover · « **Reply #35971 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:56:40 PM »

has backslashbunny posted in that self-rating thread yet?

"i think i'm ugly, probably about a 2/10 *posts ten pictures of herself*"

Himu · « **Reply #35972 on:** June 30, 2015, 02:59:28 PM »

To be fair, even pretty girls will often think they're ugly.

You guys may think they're doing it for attention - and many are - but this isn't really that uncommon among women.

Body dysmorphia is a bitch.

Kara · « **Reply #35973 on:** June 30, 2015, 03:08:44 PM »

I know that no matter how ugly I might be on the outside, the ugliness inside me is what really counts.

studyguy · « **Reply #35974 on:** June 30, 2015, 03:10:54 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on June 30, 2015, 01:47:48 PM

White is the new black brehs

zomgee · « **Reply #35975 on:** June 30, 2015, 03:32:19 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on June 30, 2015, 02:56:40 PM

has backslashbunny posted in that self-rating thread yet?

"i think i'm ugly, probably about a 2/10 *posts ten pictures of herself*"

She went 5/10

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35976 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:15:49 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 30, 2015, 02:59:28 PM

To be fair, even pretty girls will often think they're ugly.

You guys may think they're doing it for attention - and many are - but this isn't really that uncommon among women.

Body dysmorphia is a bitch.

Also just the idea that everything has to be perfect, anything that isn't becomes the focus rather than looking at the big picture.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35977 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:17:45 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35978 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:20:20 PM »

PD unrated version includes a verse about penises.

FStop7 · « **Reply #35979 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:39:20 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on June 30, 2015, 03:27:21 AM

Lol at this idiots. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072448

100% of the time I will recline my seat. 100% of the time.

Also, lolz at the people saying "Ask before you recline." What if the guy I ask says no? I'm still going to do it. Now we have a direct confrontation where there didn't need to be one, just because I felt like being polite.

That is a really passive-aggressive thread. But I guess no more passive-aggressive than logging onto a different forum to say so.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #35980 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 28, 2015, 09:39:42 AM

Admiral أكبر.

dunno why, but your post reminded me of this image
http://i.imgur.com/dWxjFqr.jpg

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #35981 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:57:04 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073120

ok dude

suppadoopa · « **Reply #35982 on:** June 30, 2015, 04:58:03 PM »

does evilore even play videogames?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35983 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 30, 2015, 04:57:04 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073120

ok dude

Can't decide if he's actually protesting, jerking his Devo hate boner with this reactionary thread, or simply perving on some sweet cosplay he came across.

Kara · « **Reply #35984 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:06:47 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on June 30, 2015, 04:50:25 PM

Quote from: Vularai on June 28, 2015, 09:39:42 AM
Admiral أكبر.
dunno why, but your post reminded me of this image
http://i.imgur.com/dWxjFqr.jpg

Pepe

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35985 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:11:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170475974&postcount=120

Quote from: ponpo

Quote from: Ishida
Evilore must be having one hell of a party right now.

Himu · « **Reply #35986 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:14:10 PM »

Was going to ask if that pic was real but then I saw the blue on the neogaf site tilted to the side and wasn't level

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35987 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 30, 2015, 05:14:10 PM

Was going to ask if that pic was real but then I saw the blue on the neogaf site tilted to the side and wasn't level

You ruin everything.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #35988 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »

The original was ruined by not having the decency to use the skew tool properly

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #35989 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:26:58 PM »

From EvilLore's Link is a girl thread.

Quote from: Durante;170477753

I am ok with this.

Truth be told, I've been ok with this ever since I first saw this image. (Might be NSFW depending on how puritan your workplace is )

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35990 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:30:51 PM »

Yes, only a puritan workplace would object to an employee viewing that image on company property/hours.

nachobro · « **Reply #35991 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:34:38 PM »

lack of bra and panties make this pic a lot better
oh and the sweating (look between legs :D)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #35992 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:39:09 PM »

Well we know who hasn't had a job ever.

nachobro · « **Reply #35993 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:40:37 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170474288&postcount=30

Rufus · « **Reply #35994 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Viconia DeVir on June 30, 2015, 05:26:58 PM

From EvilLore's Link is a girl thread.

Quote from: Durante;170477753
I am ok with this.

Truth be told, I've been ok with this ever since I first saw this image. (Might be NSFW depending on how puritan your workplace is )

Ah, shit. Tainted.

It's no surprise degenerates like me know the *booru sites (don't ever click the Doujin link on Gelbooru, just don't), but I'm surprised he does as well. You don't have to be a puritan to be skeeved out by that one...

studyguy · « **Reply #35995 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:45:59 PM »

Well that's gonna be something to explain to IT I guess.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35996 on:** June 30, 2015, 05:56:07 PM »

Durante's post was deleted lol.

studyguy · « **Reply #35997 on:** June 30, 2015, 06:08:19 PM »

Doesn't mean much.
I bet the site and evilore would be willing to bend backwards for the dude anyway.

Rufus · « **Reply #35998 on:** June 30, 2015, 06:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2015, 05:56:07 PM

Durante's post was deleted lol.

Didn't catch the one that quoted it though.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #35999 on:** June 30, 2015, 06:20:40 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 30, 2015, 05:45:59 PM

Well that's gonna be something to explain to IT I guess.

Explaining that canonically Link is male shouldn't be too hard. If you clicked a link about the timeline of all the mainline games, not to mention the handheld entries by Capcom, you might be some serious hot water.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5970352 times)