1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170533856&postcount=844

[OnlyRegret]

fun thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=170403707#post170403707

[Dennis]

The Hasidim bought the cheapest goyim they could find.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073498

 

[Kara]

Man, so even Durant falls under the umbrella of the anime avatars posting.

Well look at that hair

http://www.wired.com/2013/11/deadly-premonition-pc-durante/

imo the mimosa really seals the deal.

[king of the internet]

Man, so even Durant falls under the umbrella of the anime avatars posting.

Well look at that hair

http://www.wired.com/2013/11/deadly-premonition-pc-durante/

He looks pretty normal for a three point combination of being an austrian CS PhD who long term wanks it to post-op Link, honestly.

We all have our vices 

[studyguy]

Durante has always been about the anime.
Yall are just blind af. He posts in Neptunia and obscure niche threads all fucking day.
Same shit I do, just post in WRPG threads, shit on everyone, anime waifus and shit on the side when no one's looking.
 

[king of the internet]

Durante has always been about the anime.
Yall are just blind af. He posts in Neptunia and obscure niche threads all fucking day.

And how do you know this information? 

[studyguy]

Durante has always been about the anime.
Yall are just blind af. He posts in Neptunia and obscure niche threads all fucking day.

And how do you know this information? 

I am but a flawed man, the scars of growing up watching animu and JRPGs run deep breh.
I'm just fortunate some chick decided to suck my dick along the way and snap me out of it.

[king of the internet]

Durante has always been about the anime.
Yall are just blind af. He posts in Neptunia and obscure niche threads all fucking day.

And how do you know this information? 

I am but a flawed man, the scars of growing up watching animu and JRPGs run deep breh.
I'm just fortunate some chick decided to suck my dick along the way and snap me out of it.

Your name has been forwarded to the authorities btw

[studyguy]

Yall low key weebs don't fool me for a second.
I got your numbers.
 

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073491

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073509

All these butthurt Metroid fans

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170558791&postcount=96

And the anti-Retro DK crowd too!

I ain't in the desert but all this salt is making me die of thirst

[nachobro]

Metroid Prime is boring as hell and the DK games are good so

[Shadow Mod]

One of these days I'm going to get drunk off Frangelico.

I dunno why I posted that in here but it seems appropriate.

[Tasty]

Metroid Prime is boring as hell and the DK games are good so

'xactly.

Plus they went back to that cow three times already. DK's only got two games.

#FinishTheTrilogy

[studyguy]

I'll wait for Nintendo to kickstart their dead franchises at E3 next year.

[archie4208]

The Retro DK games are good stuff.  I'd rather them make another DK over Metroid.

Also I think they're better than the DKC series.  I tried to play some DKC2 and 3 after I beat Tropical Freeze and they haven't held up that well. 

[Joe Molotov]

Man, so even Durant falls under the umbrella of the anime avatars posting.

Well look at that hair

http://www.wired.com/2013/11/deadly-premonition-pc-durante/

imo the mimosa really seals the deal.

“Face palm through my skull,” said one poster on the NeoGAF message board. “Damnit,” said another.

[Oblivion]

Man, so even Durant falls under the umbrella of the anime avatars posting.

Well look at that hair

http://www.wired.com/2013/11/deadly-premonition-pc-durante/

Holy shit. Knew Durante for years, but never had any idea the guy had this kind of talent.

[Tasty]

The Retro DK games are good stuff.  I'd rather them make another DK over Metroid.

Also I think they're better than the DKC series.  I tried to play some DKC2 and 3 after I beat Tropical Freeze and they haven't held up that well.

They haven't, but the atmosphere of those games is still top-notch.

Stickerbrush Symphony

Mining Melancholy

Those roller coaster levels

Edit- BTW DKC3 is fucking trash and shouldn't be  mentioned in the same breath as 2 or Retro's games.

[recursivelyenumerable]

his hair is fabulous.

[BrokenVerses]

So Durantey posts NSFW links and doesn't even get juniored, that's power brehs

That would just draw a lot of attention and it is best for everyone involved if this regrettable lapse of judgment was swept under the carpet.

At least the mods snuffed it before someone could start another GAF pedophilia vs. ephebophilia debate over the picture 

[parallax]

The Retro DK games are good stuff.  I'd rather them make another DK over Metroid.

Also I think they're better than the DKC series.  I tried to play some DKC2 and 3 after I beat Tropical Freeze and they haven't held up that well.

They haven't, but the atmosphere of those games is still top-notch.

Stickerbrush Symphony

Mining Melancholy

Those roller coaster levels

Edit- BTW DKC3 is fucking trash and shouldn't be  mentioned in the same breath as 2 or Retro's games.

to this day, ive never played dkc3. not hating against it,  but i never sought it out. like dreamland 3

[Tasty]

The Retro DK games are good stuff.  I'd rather them make another DK over Metroid.

Also I think they're better than the DKC series.  I tried to play some DKC2 and 3 after I beat Tropical Freeze and they haven't held up that well.

They haven't, but the atmosphere of those games is still top-notch.

Stickerbrush Symphony

Mining Melancholy

Those roller coaster levels

Edit- BTW DKC3 is fucking trash and shouldn't be  mentioned in the same breath as 2 or Retro's games.

to this day, ive never played dkc3. not hating against it,  but i never sought it out. like dreamland 3

Didn't play DL3 either. DL2 was fucking tops though.

Don't bother with DKC3. It's absolute shit.

[doctavius bonbon]

Fire Emblem to become Sengoku Rance by the next installment.

Fanbase in crisis.

[studyguy]

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Fire Emblem to become Sengoku Rance by the next installment.

Fanbase in crisis.

Rance ended with X I think
 

[Himu]

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Fire Emblem to become Sengoku Rance by the next installment.

Fanbase in crisis.

I uh, I'm disgusted. This is a Nintendo product??

[archie4208]

If ya'll had bought family friendly Nintendo products in the past they wouldn't have to pander to creepy weeaboos. 

[king of the internet]

They know their audience...

[Steve Contra]

Wait that's Fire Emblem?

The one playable thing they had left is now an embarrassment

[studyguy]

Pretty sure it's your
"Sister, but not by blood"

 

Japan out here pushing the idea of fucking your sister harder those rednecks out there actually doing it.

[archie4208]

Pretty sure it's your
"Sister, but not by blood"

 

Japan out here pushing the idea of fucking your sister harder those rednecks out there actually doing it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

CAMILLA: Are you finally ready to bathe with me, Kamui?
 
KAMUI: C-Camilla. Er, sorry, but uh... could you give me a bit more time...?
 
CAMILLA: Are you having trouble preparing yourself because we're siblings, and you're worried what others will think?
 
KAMUI: Y-yeah.
 
CAMILLA: I see. In that case, you don't need to worry. I came up with a good idea.
 
KAMUI: What idea?
 
CAMILLA: Let's get married.
 
KAMUI: W... whaaaa!?
 
CAMILLA: If we become husband and wife, nobody will think it's strange for us to bathe together.
 
KAMUI: No, no, no, no! That IS strange! I mean, it's strange for siblings to even marry in the first place, right!?
 
CAMILLA: But we don't have any blood relation. Not the slightest drop.
 
KAMUI: T-true, but...
 
CAMILLA: You wound me... You call me your sister, you're always by my side, but in the end, I'm not even family to you... But I'm thankful for that. Because of that, we can become husband and wife.
 
KAMUI: S-sis, listen to me. Even if you're telling me to marry you all of a sudden... uh...
 
CAMILLA: You can't?
 
KAMUI: It's not that I can't...
 
CAMILLA: I see... Ufufuf... so this is what a breakup feels like...  I thought I was prepared for the worst, but it still hurts... w... waah...
 
KAMUI: Don't cry, sis.
 
CAMILLA: But I... I love you so much. Not as a brother, but as a man. I always have, from the moment I laid eyes on you.
 
KAMUI: Huh...?
 
CAMILLA: I love you. More than anyone else. There is nobody else who looks at you, who thinks of you, the same way I do. I can't bear the thought of you choosing your own woman... and leaving me... Please, promise me... that you will be my family forever...
 
KAMUI: Camilla...
 
CAMILLA: ... Sorry... I... I take everything back... if I go this far... we won't even be able to return to normal siblings anymore... But... even so... I...
 
KAMUI: I will.
 
CAMILLA: Huh?
 
KAMUI: I will, Camilla. Let's... get married.
 
CAMILLA: ...?
 
KAMUI: Sis, you've always loved me, from the very beginning, regardless of what anyone else thought. Isn't that right? No matter what anyone else thought, no matter if I rejected you myself... You are so strong. There is nobody else like you. And from here on out, it's my turn to return the love you've given me.
 
CAMILLA: Will you really? Will you make me... your bride...?
 
KAMUI: I'm ready for that. A true adult sticks with their own feelings, no matter what anyone else thinks. Just like you do, Camilla. That's what I love about you. I love you as a woman.
 
CAMILLA: ! ... Oh no, I'm so happy... I can't stop crying... Yes, I love you too. Thank you... From now on, we're together forever, right...?
 
KAMUI: Yeah. We've got a lot to do together once the war's over. We can even go to that secret spring... and bathe together. I may still be a bit lacking as a man, but... Let's be together.
 
CAMILLA: Of course... From now on, and forever... I shall be the only one who looks upon you...

[close]

:^)

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073656

"Line up for your Beanie Babies, slaves."

[Kara]

One of these days I'm going to get drunk off Frangelico.

I dunno why I posted that in here but it seems appropriate.

Tough to get hammered on 20 something percent ABV liqueurs. Too much to chug like wine / beer, not enough to have a cakewalk like 80+ proof.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073656

"Line up for your Beanie Babies, slaves."

Its like watching a different species of human suffer in those threads.

[Purrp Skirrp]

DK games always bringing that tier music.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[brawndolicious]

Honestly, once you get a few upgrades (double-jump, missiles), Metroid Prime is fun as hell, and around the point where you get the X-Ray visor it becomes an all-time great.

It was my favorite cube game but it definitely felt like a chore for the first few hours just to get used to the weird controls.

[Kara]

One of these days I'm going to get drunk off Frangelico.

I dunno why I posted that in here but it seems appropriate.

Tough to get hammered on 20 something percent ABV liqueurs. Too much to chug like wine / beer, not enough to have a cakewalk like 80+ proof.

Not a liqueur, but I used to get tanked on soju quite regularly. Along with the entire male population of South Korea.

Soju has a big ABV range, like 20 to 40%.

[Shadow Mod]

I throw some franny into those Starbucks fraps kept cold in the fridge.

 

[studyguy]

I really like cheap ass soju for some reason.
My friend came out of South Korea, that dude's stories make me surprised that country doesn't have more people dying from alcohol intoxication every day.

[helios]

GAF finally has the ability to hide images in spoiler tags. Truly the leader in forum technology.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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DK games always bringing that tier music.

David Wise

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073656

Lose your mind over a 10 cents worth of plastic brehs.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073656

Lose your mind over a 10 cents worth of plastic brehs.

Can't believe this babby has a Treasure game name and avatar. Disgrace.

[studyguy]

Surprised no one has found a way to simply spoof the NFC signal yet.

[thisismyusername]

Tay Tay Swift Boat

[qq more]

Didn't play DL3 either. DL2 was fucking tops though.

Dream Land 3 was alright. It had an amazing art direction and the music like the art was cute but also great. But the game itself? It felt pretty slow and the level design was kind of flat and boring. Worth a play still but don't expect it to be great.

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Fire Emblem to become Sengoku Rance by the next installment.

Fanbase in crisis.

This is fucking shameless. I cannot get over that this is from Nintendo

EDIT: The part when the player(?) ran into her boobs. Just... why...

[parallax]

Surprised no one has found a way to simply spoof the NFC signal yet.

someone was working on a method and managed to get the duck hunt and game and watch, but hes gone silent

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm amazed at how popular amiibo has been. Makes me wonder where Nintendo would be without it. WiiU sales are bad, DS sales are declining...they'd be kinda fucked.

[E-DuB]

I'm amazed at how popular amiibo has been. Makes me wonder where Nintendo would be without it. WiiU sales are bad, DS sales are declining...they'd be kinda fucked.

I'm not. Nintendo is into making niche shit and this amiibo shit is pretty niche. To the point where getting the Ness amiibo was maddening.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170631191&postcount=701

 

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170631191&postcount=701

 

That's a fan translation, right? Or is the original writing just that bad?

[doctavius bonbon]

Yeah, it's a fan translation.

[Tasty]

http://imgur.com/gallery/m0RHl

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps

[Kara]

http://imgur.com/gallery/m0RHl

 

 

[Nibel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps

Remember how NaughtyDog announced 60 FPS at the reveal

Then didn't manage to do it and said 'they will still try' at PSX

And now they just flat out say 'Yeah 30 FPS for SP brehs'

And Naughty Dog fanboys: "Good." "Smart." "Very good move for us."

Watch them same dudes jump on any other AAA sub-60FPS console game

 

[Tasty]

Just you wait until Uncharted 4: Remastered on PS5 with 2K and 60fps.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Why are the schmucks that go on about 60 fps fucking with consoles anyway? Because they're insincere and 60 fps isn't as big of a deal as they try to make it.

Gotta hype up that minimal difference in graphical fidelity vs. the bone because what else is there to talk about?

Usually you let the games speak for themselves when console warring, but these consoles are mostly just underpowered multiplat machines

[Mr Gilhaney]

60fps is a pretty big deal, but buying a console and expecting 60fps at 1080p is hilarious.