Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 5964697 times)

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zomgee

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http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6964.0

edit: What is this now? The 3rd or 4th pedo mod that's been outed on SA?

When keeping it wrong gets real. 

This internet persona stuff really perplexes me.
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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

helios

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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

One could only hope

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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o
Receipts
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StealthFan

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I'll take the L and go ahead and say I checked. There is no such tweet.
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He would never just close it. At the very least he would sell it to someone.

Mr. Nobody

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He would never just close it. At the very least he would sell it to someone.

He won't do that either because who the fuck is he without Neogaf?  :heh

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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

One could only hope

Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Any tru internet addict has back up sites for when their mains go down.  8)

mormapope

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Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Have a mass exodus of Gaf users come here.

That userbase with no hugbox involvement?

 :preach

Shit would be poppin off every ten minutes.
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Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Have a mass exodus of Gaf users come here.

That would basically be the worst thing ever.
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mormapope

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Hot off the press, from Tyler himself on Twitter

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Large scale DDoS attack has been inbound on NeoGAF throughout the day

 :neogaf
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Shaka Khan

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The reddit admin was a girl? So this is a m'lady hat tipping situation of cosmic proportions?
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Rufus

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PSN is down, too.

The reddit admin was a girl? So this is a m'lady hat tipping situation of cosmic proportions?

actually it's about ethics in dank memes

Jansen

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Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Have a mass exodus of Gaf users come here.

That userbase with no hugbox involvement?

 :preach

Shit would be poppin off every ten minutes.


yeah right disliked users will just end up lepered and forced off the board these days

much like gaf the bitchification of the bore is real

Creepy Stalker i will never forget u bb


Shaka Khan

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PSN is down, too.

Grubhub is down, too.
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Nibel

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Which butthurt banned weaboo is DDos'ing GAF
SWISH

Jansen

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there is going to be a lot of butthurt weebs if zero escape 3 isn't announced today

Nibel

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there is going to be a lot of butthurt weebs if zero escape 3 isn't announced today

Imma go beserk

Worst teaser ever
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helios

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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

One could only hope

Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Make fun of Squiddy's board, obviously

Jansen

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it lives again

oh shit it died quick. bring out the necromancer!

Shaka Khan

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Holy shit, squiddy has a board?
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Holy shit, squiddy has a board?

Yeah. I don't remember the exact url, but it has evildemi somewhere in it.

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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

One could only hope

Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Full time posting on the Coli  :lawd

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Holy shit, squiddy has a board?

Yes. And it's sad as it sounds.

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Holy shit, squiddy has a board?

Yeah. I don't remember the exact url, but it has evildemi somewhere in it.
Yep, it was this one http://evildemi.boards.net/
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lol @ plebs thinking you have ethical employment alternatives. Even charities are bent af.

Reminds me of the time I told some dude at a bar that I worked for a company that makes interactive marketing tools for companies that manufacture weapons of mass destruction. He told me I should quit my job because where I work is evil. Bruh I got bills to pay.

I think he was a "film maker" or some shit.
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The worst part of any job for me when I've had them is all the stuff that isn't the job. Paperwork, bureaucracy and begging for money ugh.

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Nothing quite like some GAF downtime to make you realize how empty your life is.

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If it makes you feel any better, all of our lives are empty  :)

zomgee

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Which butthurt banned weaboo is DDos'ing GAF

Probably a buncha redpills.
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I'm sorry but Squiddy is one of the saddest things I've ever seen
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Kara

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lol @ plebs thinking you have ethical employment alternatives. Even charities are bent af.

Reminds me of the time I told some dude at a bar that I worked for a company that makes interactive marketing tools for companies that manufacture weapons of mass destruction. He told me I should quit my job because where I work is evil. Bruh I got bills to pay.

I think he was a "film maker" or some shit.

Just remember some lines from Brecht's poem "To Posterity." Rhetorical checkmate in 3 (parts). :smug


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Holy shit. Evilore just announced on Twitter that NeoGAF is shutting down permanently!!  :o

One could only hope

Please. You dudes wouldn't know what to do with yourselves if that happens.

Full time posting on the Coli  :lawd

the fuckery during the NBA season :lawd

It spans all the forums there, not just the sports ones. It's like summer in the city, you know some shit is gonna go down. Be prepared, lion king.
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Nothing quite like some GAF downtime to make you realize how empty your life is.

(Image removed from quote.)

If it makes you feel any better, all of our lives are empty  :)
Neogaf has pretty much become a predominantly joyless suck-hole. So there's always that.
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zepblackstar

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 :kobeyuck

One of those threads where you go... this is the neogaf user base now....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074458


thisismyusername

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1096532653/savage-empire

:beli I was really hoping this would fail to blow up on Jawmuncher.

zomgee

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:kobeyuck

One of those threads where you go... this is the neogaf user base now....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074458

Of all the threads where I thought... this thread... this thread will be the one that everyone agrees on.

I was kinda right.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1096532653/savage-empire

:beli I was really hoping this would fail to blow up on Jawmuncher.

why would you wish evil on others?

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1096532653/savage-empire

:beli I was really hoping this would fail to blow up on Jawmuncher.

iunno, neogaf has 100K+ users and he stretched every mod sinew and shred of standing to get all of 213 of them to push some cash his way. well, 213 minus all the friends and family he got to put in. if he can't get a captive audience of sycophants interested, i can't imagine the free market will be much kinder.

i don't think many people are ecstatic when they put these things up and just about meet their goal.

helios

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Why didn't he just go directly to Image or Darkhorse?

Kara

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Why didn't he just go directly to Image or Darkhorse?

Because even they have standards.

thisismyusername

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1096532653/savage-empire

:beli I was really hoping this would fail to blow up on Jawmuncher.

why would you wish evil on others?

Because I'm a vengeful bastard.

bluemax

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lol @ plebs thinking you have ethical employment alternatives. Even charities are bent af.

Reminds me of the time I told some dude at a bar that I worked for a company that makes interactive marketing tools for companies that manufacture weapons of mass destruction. He told me I should quit my job because where I work is evil. Bruh I got bills to pay.

I think he was a "film maker" or some shit.

Just remember some lines from Brecht's poem "To Posterity." Rhetorical checkmate in 3 (parts). :smug

Duly noted.

But I got a new job, so now I'm just part of the venture capitalist attempts at leveraging whales out of their money.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1096532653/savage-empire

:beli I was really hoping this would fail to blow up on Jawmuncher.

Some dude put in $500 at the last minute.
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I'm glad it worked out for Bish. Because I wouldn't wish someone's life resume to consist solely of turok and supreme video game moderator on anyone
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I assumed it was going to reach its goal.  The thing that's going to suck now is that we're going to hear about this shitty project for the next several months.  In an ideal world it'd be contained to one thread and we'd never hear about it anywhere else but that ain't gonna happen.
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Why didn't he just go directly to Image or Darkhorse?

Because even they have standards.

Should have pitched to to Zenescope as Alice in Dinoland and gave all the characters huge titties, including the dinosaurs. :mouf
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VomKriege

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Huh, never realized those 90210 meets Anne Rice shows inspired this much devotion.

You have no idea how far this rabbit hole goes...
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I think he does but he's just being an ass.

Kara

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does anyone have a cliffs notes version of this reddit shit that's going on? All I've been hearing is that this new Reddit CEO is a grade A corporate cunt
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Looks like he's trying to shoot the teen/granny but the raptor just dove in front of the shot to save them

thisismyusername

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does anyone have a cliffs notes version of this reddit shit that's going on? All I've been hearing is that this new Reddit CEO is a grade A corporate cunt

Short gist:

Thrusday (yesterday): Admin of r/IAMA gets fired, no (public) reason given. Since this admin/employee of reddit.com proper is essential to a bunch of default subreddits and cordinates the high-profile AMA's, reddit.com/admins take /r/IAMA offline to "restructure."

Mods of /r/IAMA and reddit proper don't like this (and the non-public firing of the employee), goes into "blackout."/drama mode'

Friday (today/yesterday): Admin takes control of the defaults and reopens them (or moderators that "went dark" finally bring them online): Drama is nearly over.

Today/Saturday: Dacvak of NeoGAF/reddit.com's community manager stirs the pot of shit with "Pao fired me for cancer." Which is pretty much the epitome of "he said, she said" in no-fault firings, but... reddit takes it and runs with it. Drama wave.

Basically: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_over_mod_firing/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3c0p3x/we_thought_it_couldnt_get_worse_it_did_reddit/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3c0k1j/riama_returns_shuts_down_admin_involvement_with/

Or, oh hell: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/ <---In general.

Looks like he's trying to shoot the teen/granny but the raptor just dove in front of the shot to save them

It's bad framing. And the artist he picked doesn't really inspire confidence in me.

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Looks like he's trying to shoot the teen/granny but the raptor just dove in front of the shot to save them

It's bad framing. And the artist he picked doesn't really inspire confidence in me.

Are image 2 and 3 happening at the same angle ? Because the desk or whatever with the guy behind is like... not the same. At all.
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does anyone have a cliffs notes version of this reddit shit that's going on? All I've been hearing is that this new Reddit CEO is a grade A corporate cunt

Short gist:

Thrusday (yesterday): Admin of r/IAMA gets fired, no (public) reason given. Since this admin/employee of reddit.com proper is essential to a bunch of default subreddits and cordinates the high-profile AMA's, reddit.com/admins take /r/IAMA offline to "restructure."

Mods of /r/IAMA and reddit proper don't like this (and the non-public firing of the employee), goes into "blackout."/drama mode'

Friday (today/yesterday): Admin takes control of the defaults and reopens them (or moderators that "went dark" finally bring them online): Drama is nearly over.

Today/Saturday: Dacvak of NeoGAF/reddit.com's community manager stirs the pot of shit with "Pao fired me for cancer." Which is pretty much the epitome of "he said, she said" in no-fault firings, but... reddit takes it and runs with it. Drama wave.

Basically: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_over_mod_firing/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3c0p3x/we_thought_it_couldnt_get_worse_it_did_reddit/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3c0k1j/riama_returns_shuts_down_admin_involvement_with/

Or, oh hell: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/ <---In general.

Looks like he's trying to shoot the teen/granny but the raptor just dove in front of the shot to save them

It's bad framing. And the artist he picked doesn't really inspire confidence in me.

Thanks. Sounds like a lot of outrage over nothing. Life goes on
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I guess they really wanted those tags... :larry

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There, now it's about raw, slightly filtered, and uncut penis attacks.
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benjipwns

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Money comes and goes, GAF tags are forever.
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His Kickstarter was close to failure, but some guy in the Savage Empire Gaf thread put in $500 to take it over the top. It does go to show you there wasn't that much interest in this, especially when you consider the amount of shilling that went on for it.