Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5950286 times)

studyguy · « **Reply #37860 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

VomKriege · « **Reply #37861 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 20, 2015, 12:27:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082023

Cuck in training

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172472908&postcount=18

Well why should I deny all those hot sexy opportunities that no doubt await me in a very near future just because I'm in a relationship ?

Dude is in for some rude awakening.

EDIT : So in fact he is speaking about open relationship. But if it well understood in advance, why discuss it at all the way OP does ?

Kara · « **Reply #37862 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:53:32 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 20, 2015, 11:38:20 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172457644&postcount=71

cheating on your spouse is legal ?

Only until the caliphate is reestablished. #haraamlife

Kara · « **Reply #37863 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:18:26 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

When she finally texted me at 7:30 a.m., relief coursed through me like morphine. She wrote, “fuckfuckfuckfuck Im soooooo sorry. Fell asleep.” I replied, “Just glad you’re ok, but next time, no radio silence. Remember: you’re not alone.”

studyguy · « **Reply #37864 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:18:26 PM

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

When she finally texted me at 7:30 a.m., relief coursed through me like morphine. She wrote, “fuckfuckfuckfuck Im soooooo sorry. Fell asleep.” I replied, “Just glad you’re ok, but next time, no radio silence. Remember: you’re not alone.”

Honestly reading through that story doesn't sound uplifting or anything like empowerment. Most of it sounds like that dude is struggling to hold his shitty family together. Actually sorta depressing in all.

Whatever helps him sleep at night, cause god knows his wife's already got Pablo's dick to help her sleep.

king of the internet · « **Reply #37865 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:27:12 PM »

Being emotionally attached to another person

El Babua · « **Reply #37866 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:32:49 PM »

Stealthfan would've gotten off to that thread.

Haven't seen him post in a while. Might've finally got FBI'd.

Kara · « **Reply #37867 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:37:19 PM »

Yeah, that article read like rationalization with ideology instead of any kind of convincing argument.

And who said she went out with Paulo again? Typical patriarch trying to force monogamy on a woman even when she's in a poly relationship. smgdh.

Tasty · « **Reply #37868 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:37:28 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 02:27:12 PM

Being emotionally attached to another person

Having emotions

Being dead inside

king of the internet · « **Reply #37869 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 20, 2015, 02:37:28 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 02:27:12 PM
Being emotionally attached to another person

Having emotions

Being dead inside

What is dead may never die

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37870 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:38:22 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

this is sort of a bizarro mirror universe version of "in this moment i am euphoric, enlightened by my intelligence", etc.

StealthFan · « **Reply #37871 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:53:40 PM »

sexual marketplace

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37872 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:55:44 PM »

If people wouldn't be so quick to shame those who share, especially with their fellow dudes, maybe the world would be a better less stressed out place.

FStop7 · « **Reply #37873 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:58:14 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

Cool that marrec had an article written about him I guess

Sausage · « **Reply #37874 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:01:37 PM »

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I’m grateful to my wife for pushing us to take this leap, and whatever happens to us in the future I would do it all again. And when she comes home tonight and crawls into bed beside me with a hot story about her date with Paulo, she’ll do it all again, too.

octopushover · « **Reply #37875 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:18:26 PM

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 01:34:56 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082050

That cucklife is fucking real

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

When she finally texted me at 7:30 a.m., relief coursed through me like morphine. She wrote, “fuckfuckfuckfuck Im soooooo sorry. Fell asleep.” I replied, “Just glad you’re ok, but next time, no radio silence. Remember: you’re not alone.”

yo. that actually hurts me to read. those poor kids. $:-\$

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37876 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:05:53 PM »

It's hard to cosign that stuff when it sounds more like a desperation move though. And doing that with kids $:-\$

zomgee · « **Reply #37877 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:12:34 PM »

"This is how I am supposed to feel, not how I actually feel. I'm sure this is right."

studyguy · « **Reply #37878 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:14:06 PM »

I feel bad for the dude and his kids on the one hand.

On the other hand it's like, you're inviting this kind of fuckery in and it's real hard to tell if this dude is down with the fetishism or not so whatever. Part of the article is like patting himself on the back while having panic attacks when she seemingly dips out one night. Like nah, you can play both sides of that coin and still call it empowering imo.

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What's his girl look like tho. She's clearly down for some Spanish love.

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Kara · « **Reply #37879 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:19:27 PM »

I thought it was telling that at no point did he really get into how their sex life together improved, just how he enjoyed the voyeurism of it.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #37880 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:23:23 PM »

Even in the best relatioships you slowly build up walls of resentment. You can lie to yourself in the short term that you won't hold grudges, but that shit will repurpose itself in different (ugly) ways down the road. You can't rationalize it all away.

studyguy · « **Reply #37881 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:25:03 PM »

I bet you he has mad hatefuck sessions tho.

StealthFan · « **Reply #37882 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:33:22 PM »

Nah, he's probably impotent. No hatefuck sessions for him. Probably cries while he masturbates too.

zomgee · « **Reply #37883 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:35:58 PM »

i save buttsex for paulo sorry hon we've talked about this

how are the kids

Steve Contra · « **Reply #37884 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:49:50 PM »

God that article. $:-\$ I mean even avoiding the basic questions of open relationships you have to wonder if those two have thought about the myriad ways that resentment, jealousy and violence spring up in even short term relationships and how that would effect their kids.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37885 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:53:13 PM »

That article though. Time to rename the cuckold section of porn to "Feminist Friendly Porn."

Steve Contra · « **Reply #37886 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »

I can't tell if he's into cuckold shit or just trying to rationalize a shitty situation, but nothing about article screams he's comfortable with the situation as a whole.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37887 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:00:50 PM »

He might get off on the fact that she still winds up with him. It's going to be a real shit show when it comes to the point she doesn't.

demi · « **Reply #37888 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:25:31 PM »

C U C K B O Y Z

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37889 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:33:15 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #37890 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:35:03 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 02:38:21 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 20, 2015, 02:37:28 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 02:27:12 PM
Being emotionally attached to another person

Having emotions

Being dead inside

What is dead may never die

You talking about your dick, or?

mormapope · « **Reply #37891 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:36:07 PM »

Has cucking always been this prominent/big when it comes to sexuality or this a new 21st century trend?

Porn site categories didn't have cuckold until the past few years I reckon.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37892 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:46:16 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 02:27:12 PM

Being emotionally attached to another person

2D waifus

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37893 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:47:16 PM »

Cuck porn has been popular for awhile, and has gained more popularity due to the IR connection. There have been communities revolving around black men fucking white wives for decades.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37894 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:47:45 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 20, 2015, 04:36:07 PM

Has cucking always been this prominent/big when it comes to sexuality or this a new 21st century trend?

Porn site categories didn't have cuckold until the past few years I reckon.

Human sexuality encompasses a lot and always has. It's just more out in the open than ever. Cucking was a thing in a couple societies, especially ones with slave/master dynamics. Then you got societies that practice(d) Polyandry, cucking is not necessarily a thing but they're sharing a wife that's for sure.

studyguy · « **Reply #37895 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:48:31 PM »

Gawker gave its two top editors the boot.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37896 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:49:44 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on July 20, 2015, 04:48:31 PM

Gawker gave its two top editors the boot.

So is that what happened? They were pushing this whole story earlier about how they resigned because they could no longer trust ownership to give them their promised editorial independence.

studyguy · « **Reply #37897 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:53:28 PM »

Soon

VomKriege · « **Reply #37898 on:** July 20, 2015, 04:55:23 PM »

Doesn't Straw Dogs have shades of cuck fetishes ?
I don't think it's new. Internet just putting at the forefront previously niche stuff.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #37899 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 20, 2015, 12:27:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082023

Cuck in training

this is a required companion piece to those threads:

thisismyusername · « **Reply #37900 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:06:50 PM »

I always laugh at that Jimmy Wale's ad image being paired with Ejaculation. It's like Wikipedia didn't expect that version of the ad to show up on that.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #37901 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 04:47:16 PM

Cuck porn has been popular for awhile, and has gained more popularity due to the IR connection. There have been communities revolving around black men fucking white wives for decades.

Cuck porn is probably the only industry that benefited from Gamergate with how "cuck" has replaced "taco" in the lexicon of the average 2015 internet teenager

Kara · « **Reply #37902 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:24:45 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 20, 2015, 04:36:07 PM

Has cucking always been this prominent/big when it comes to sexuality or this a new 21st century trend?

Porn site categories didn't have cuckold until the past few years I reckon.

The Miller's Tale breh.

headwalk · « **Reply #37903 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:24:52 PM »

you just know paulo is some sexual liberation guru who progressively inspires his way into the beds of bored wives.

StealthFan · « **Reply #37904 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:31:45 PM »

le cuckface

zomgee · « **Reply #37905 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:49:34 PM »

#jesuispaulo

headwalk · « **Reply #37906 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:28:05 PM »

"If a woman likes sex, she’s a whore and a slut; if she only likes sex with her husband or boyfriend, she’s boring and lame; if she doesn’t like sex at all, she’s frigid and unfeeling."

classic paulo. slipped that one in the middle between two truisms, just like he slipped it between your wife's butt cheeks.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37907 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:29:09 PM »

Open relationships that I know of are sort of like multiple long-term partners all having sex with each other. Importantly, they are also in love with each other.

This sounds like maintaining your one meaningful relationship with porking random people you probably met on an app. I'm not trying to sound like an asshole here but I don't think how much his wife loves him correlates with how many ding dongs she grabs. Well not positively.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #37908 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:31:14 PM »

Of the three people I've known in open relationships, all three ended the exact same way

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With the wife/girlfriend leaving the guy for another guy. One of the breakups was ugly and had lasting consequences for a bunch of people.

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Rufus · « **Reply #37909 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:43:18 PM »

"Open" is just another shade of "taking a break". There may be healthy ones, but I don't know any.

Kara · « **Reply #37910 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:47:33 PM »

ngl it's pretty fun (in a playground justice way) to deny someone who thought they could shift gears over to you from a relationship with cheating where you were abetting the cheating.

Is that my paraphilia?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37911 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:50:10 PM »

Contra you sure have some interesting friends, assuming these three people are separate from the chick you mentioned a few weeks ago (who is getting married while preggers).

white fuckery

Steve Contra · « **Reply #37912 on:** July 20, 2015, 06:56:17 PM »

Live in the bay area breh. You'll meet all types.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #37913 on:** July 20, 2015, 08:30:43 PM »

"It's complicated", brehs.

StealthFan · « **Reply #37914 on:** July 20, 2015, 08:43:28 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-porn-video-gave-you-the-worse-post-nut-clarity.327996/

zomgee · « **Reply #37915 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:12:59 PM »

She comes home and crawls into bed. I smell a cologne that is faint yet familiar. She kisses me full on the lips - Paulo has changed his diet to pineapples.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #37916 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:16:15 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on July 20, 2015, 09:12:59 PM

She kisses me full on the lips - Paulo has changed his diet to pineapples.

You know this from experience?

zomgee · « **Reply #37917 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:18:43 PM »

It was a one act play.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37918 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:29:41 PM »

The cuck bullshit is just basically just buying time until the girl finds the guy's eventual replacement.

As a proud kinkshamer, the cuck movement is pretty gross. It's basically the man admitting he has no self respect or dignity whatsoever. If you can't respect yourself, nobody else is going to respect you either. That isn't just applicable to relationships either.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #37919 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:30:05 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on July 20, 2015, 09:18:43 PM

It was a one act play.

I beg to differ. Rewrite so Act 1 is Act 2. Then I'll review it better.

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