Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5943969 times)

fizzel · « **Reply #38460 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:08:52 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172941499&postcount=38

zepblackstar · « **Reply #38461 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:48:58 AM »

There is Indiana Jones and Fate of Atlantis in there. he gets a pass

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #38462 on:** July 25, 2015, 09:57:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172942988&postcount=87

Remastered Sony title + "GAMEZ R ART U GUIZE" Poster child + Downgrades in the port to PS4 + Digital Foundry =

thread

archie4208 · « **Reply #38463 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:25:17 AM »

Quote from: fizzel on July 25, 2015, 08:08:52 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172941499&postcount=38

Is that a Super Meat Boy box set?

benjipwns · « **Reply #38464 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:30:26 AM »

SWAT. SWAT 2. SWAT 3.

No SWAT 4. smh

Two copies of Titan Quest tho.

Kara · « **Reply #38465 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:33:29 AM »

I instantly failed my first license test because the DMV assessment employee had to intervene and take control of the wheel.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38466 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:45:28 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 25, 2015, 10:33:29 AM

I instantly failed my first license test because the DMV assessment employee had to intervene and take control of the wheel.

Typical state shutting down revolutionary action.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38467 on:** July 25, 2015, 10:48:12 AM »

Let the brakes decide.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38468 on:** July 25, 2015, 11:40:41 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 25, 2015, 06:12:30 AM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 24, 2015, 05:56:09 PM
Well like I mentioned earlier not enough mods in general, which is definitely a problem on a huge site. I mean a bunch of sites have this problem, they grew and grew but never really cultivated the atmosphere they wanted from the jump. They want numbers/money before quality of posting or inclusiveness and then get overwhelmed.

They don't need more mods, they just need a more lax rulebook and enforcement procedures.

Which, strangely enough, is exactly what they had some years ago.

Just go back to 2006 moderation, and the problems on the forum would solve themselves. But ban the pedos and My Little Pony fans.

Back to Oughts moderation, as if people weren't saying the most awful shit then too, come on dude, stop being so nostalgic. What's needed in some transparency.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38469 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:08:01 PM »

Yea, lol @ that guy...for sounding like a new father.

Yulwei · « **Reply #38470 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:38:19 PM »

First driving lesson ever I took started off with me immediately driving into the oncoming lane. My teacher lost his shit and I told him I was just testing his reactions

I was simply spaced out cause I was so excited to be driving. I'm much better nowadays..

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38471 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:51:36 PM »

wow there are some nuggets of gold buried in these benoit threads on gaf.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38472 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:52:32 PM »

see folks this is why living in a podunk town is good for you. all i had to do to pass was drive around for a few minutes, stop at a railroad crossing, and merge on and off of a highway. easy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38473 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:55:55 PM »

I drove around an empty residential neighborhood, parallel parked at some cones, and then drove back to the DMV. Passed first time.

octopushover · « **Reply #38474 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:57:14 PM »

whaling thread is a shitshow

OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK because ...

?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38475 on:** July 25, 2015, 12:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 11:59:24 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172951031&postcount=177

"Unbelievable"

"So surreal"

Even gaffers themselves find it incredible they managed to procreate.

i thought this was going to be someone talking about no man's sky, not an actual human being being born

benjipwns · « **Reply #38476 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:00:19 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 24, 2015, 09:17:35 PM

I'm unbanned tomorrow, give me time.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172944575&postcount=172

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38477 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:01:36 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2015, 01:00:19 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 24, 2015, 09:17:35 PM
I'm unbanned tomorrow, give me time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172944575&postcount=172

lol what

benjipwns · « **Reply #38478 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:15:59 PM »

steve youngblood made me

Himu · « **Reply #38479 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:21:55 PM »

I passed my driving test the first time. I'm really shocked I did too, because I was a really bad driver when learning. But I went to take my test and somehow I leveled up or something, because it was way better than my past driving attempts. Ended up not driving for a year as I went to college and I still surprisingly managed to be solid at at it.

octopushover · « **Reply #38480 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:28:40 PM »

passed the first time when i was 16.

let it expire.

failed the first time when i was 29. $:-\$

Tasty · « **Reply #38481 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:29:49 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2015, 05:52:40 AM

I'm sure some people appreciate the regurgitation of the now meme-like hate for Other M, but considering that the actual game was really innovative and quite good, it just shows an embarrassing degree of close-mindedness at this point.

I saw that post and

again

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38482 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:33:05 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 01:21:43 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 25, 2015, 12:59:34 PM
Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 11:59:24 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172951031&postcount=177

"Unbelievable"

"So surreal"

Even gaffers themselves find it incredible they managed to procreate.
i thought this was going to be someone talking about no man's sky, not an actual human being being born

(Image removed from quote.) babies get born everyday, b

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38483 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:47:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172950176&postcount=59

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I don't play fighting games, but I am happy that one of the very few genres which was somewhat lacking on PC is now also fully viable on the platform.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172950269&postcount=64

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That's the one I'd actually buy.

Panty-less Zelda lives on, the Soul still burns.

Himu · « **Reply #38484 on:** July 25, 2015, 01:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

I was gonna argue how having a baby isn't that amazing.

Then I realized I was having thoughts similar to what Joseph Stalin probably had.

Please leave this thread, you're on time out.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38485 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:21:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1084583

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #38486 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:22:13 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2015, 02:21:21 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1084583

Himu · « **Reply #38487 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:23:10 PM »

a hot dick has:

a thick vein on top (no spider veins)
is uncut (preferable)

Everything else is extra.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38488 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:25:13 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083968

secret HUELEN10 thread

he wears those shoes with the toes

octopushover · « **Reply #38489 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:29:15 PM »

on the plus side my puppy did the cutest thing today

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38490 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:35:00 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 25, 2015, 02:26:58 PM

People who have just had babies need to STFU about it. No one gives a shit. It's not special.

It will be for you and the rest of us. A spectacle of sorts. A grand surprise.

archie4208 · « **Reply #38491 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

I was gonna argue how having a baby isn't that amazing.

Then I realized I was having thoughts similar to what Joseph Stalin probably had.

Pfft. It's just a bunch of chemicals reactions. Nothing special.

Himu · « **Reply #38492 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:38:12 PM »

No surprise this thread has fucking sociopaths in it.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38493 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:42:40 PM »

Just wait till that forum is filled to the brim with "why doesn't my kid like FF7 what did I do wrong GAF."

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38494 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 02:42:40 PM

Just wait till that forum is filled to the brim with "why doesn't my kid like FF7 what did I do wrong GAF."

The kids'd be on the right side of that debate.

king of the internet · « **Reply #38495 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2015, 02:38:12 PM

No surprise this thread has fucking sociopaths in it.

I died inside years ago but even I can empathize with someone experiencing the birth of their first child

benjipwns · « **Reply #38496 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 02:42:40 PM

Just wait till that forum is filled to the brim with "why doesn't my kid like FF7 what did I do wrong GAF."

SOON
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928717
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=924787
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=991571
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=977969
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=949408
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1008526

Himu · « **Reply #38497 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:57:36 PM »

How do I make my child JUST LIKE ME, gaf?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38498 on:** July 25, 2015, 02:59:52 PM »

Here comes my I'm not a parent but I'm going to be an asshole and complain anyway: let your kids fucking choose what they want to play at the very least you fucking nerds.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38499 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:01:52 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2015, 02:57:36 PM

How do I make my child JUST LIKE ME, gaf?

Andrex's "LIKE IT! LIKE IT! BE LIKE ME!" comic here.

mormapope · « **Reply #38500 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:05:44 PM »

Birth itself is neat, kids themselves though?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38501 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:06:24 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 25, 2015, 03:05:44 PM

Birth itself is neat, kids themselves though?

octopushover · « **Reply #38502 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 02:59:52 PM

Here comes my I'm not a parent but I'm going to be an asshole and complain anyway: let your kids fucking choose what they want to play at the very least you fucking nerds.

i thought you were having timedog's baby

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38503 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:08:19 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on July 25, 2015, 03:07:17 PM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 02:59:52 PM
Here comes my I'm not a parent but I'm going to be an asshole and complain anyway: let your kids fucking choose what they want to play at the very least you fucking nerds.

i thought you were having timedog's baby

That baby's been gestating for years now. Who knows when it will show.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38504 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:08:44 PM »

I swear there was a thread where a guy was upset his 4 year old son/nephew didn't like Mario Kart or Smash Bros or something I have no idea, I swear it existed though. And the thread was full of helpful suggestions on how to "get him into it" like "talk to him about how it's like driving but you race with go karts and weapons!"

I swear I may have dreamed it, but it existed somewhere. I swear.

By the moon and the stars in the sky.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38505 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:10:58 PM »

"GAF, my six month old just cried while seeing the opening of The Last of Us, I'm such a proud poppa."

king of the internet · « **Reply #38506 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:12:51 PM »

The new generation shrugging off traditional videogame consoles in favor of tablets and smartphones brings me so much joy. The suffering of gamers.

mormapope · « **Reply #38507 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 03:06:24 PM

The process of a man sticking a meat tube into a woman's flesh hole until the man squirts a mixture of goo, and that leading to a human being somehow being manifested from the white goo and egg goo, is really fucking weird and interesting.

The birthing itself makes me wonder why women have multiple children, along with having to be a biological home and transporting device before birth.

Himu · « **Reply #38508 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:13:28 PM »

How do I become a nihilistic sociopath, Bore?!

mormapope · « **Reply #38509 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2015, 03:13:28 PM

How do I become a nihilistic sociopath, Bore?!

By being a Shenmue fan.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38510 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:14:56 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 25, 2015, 03:13:19 PM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 03:06:24 PM

The process of a man sticking a meat tube into a woman's flesh hole until the man squirts a mixture of goo, and that leading to a human being somehow being manifested from the white goo and egg goo, is really fucking weird and interesting.

The birthing itself makes me wonder why women have multiple children, along with having to be a biological home and transporting device before birth.

Himu · « **Reply #38511 on:** July 25, 2015, 03:35:39 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 25, 2015, 03:14:51 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2015, 03:13:28 PM
How do I become a nihilistic sociopath, Bore?!

By being a Shenmue fan.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38512 on:** July 25, 2015, 04:00:38 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 25, 2015, 03:13:19 PM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 25, 2015, 03:06:24 PM

The birthing itself makes me wonder why women have multiple children, along with having to be a biological home and transporting device before birth.

“To the woman He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children; Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.” (Genesis 3:16)

benjipwns · « **Reply #38513 on:** July 25, 2015, 04:06:30 PM »

I don't have that one in my copy of The Rules of Acquisition.

Kara · « **Reply #38514 on:** July 25, 2015, 04:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 25, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

I was gonna argue how having a baby isn't that amazing.

Then I realized I was having thoughts similar to what Joseph Stalin probably had.

Comrade Stalin fathered children AND:

1. Electrified the Caucuses (personally)
2. Purged the CPSU of wreckers as well as left and right oppositionists (again personally)
3. Defeated fascism with his bare hands while the Penguin and the Cripple faffed about in bourgeois decadence
4. Made substantial contributions to the dialectical method of reasoning
5. Gave hacks like Solzhenitsyn the opportunity they wouldn't have got under the capitalist mode of production

imo you could do a lot worse.

nachobro · « **Reply #38515 on:** July 25, 2015, 04:54:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1084589

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172954982&postcount=31

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172960490&postcount=132

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38516 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:23:34 PM »

Probably posted in here way back but this is even better.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017595

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Hey, GAF. I have an otherwise awesome girlfriend who does one thing that bugs me. Virtually every meal i eat she wants some of what i eat. And when she does manage to restrain herself she just looks longingly at my food. We went to dog sit a few weeks ago at a friend of hers and it shocked me to realize that her behavior is identical to that of a dog. Ive asked her several times to not do this as it really bugs me but it doesnt work.

It was at a point where i wouldnt want to eat meals in front of her because she would always ask me for my food. Anybody have similar dealings with this? Its at a point know where im ready to hangout less or even eat less meals together to curb this shit.

And im not selfish. But i think asking me for some of each and every meal is greedy and annoying. Anybody have similar dealings with this?

mormapope · « **Reply #38517 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:26:44 PM »

Say your girlfriend is awesome

Then compare her to a dog and then try to figure out how to eat less meals around her

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #38518 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:28:37 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 25, 2015, 05:26:44 PM

Say your girlfriend is awesome

Then compare her to a dog and then trying to figure out how to eat less meals around her

He just needs to upgrade to 2D.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38519 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:31:14 PM »

Or a real doll. Then he won't have to worry about the whole her needing to eat part.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5943969 times)