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favorite blacktivities

fried chicken
16 (11.8%)
watermelon
9 (6.6%)
winning at sports
8 (5.9%)
lusting after white women
16 (11.8%)
lusting after white men
3 (2.2%)
dancing well
2 (1.5%)
laying the blueprint for european civilization
1 (0.7%)
getting in real fights
3 (2.2%)
discussing improving the community
1 (0.7%)
being suspicious of asian store owners
2 (1.5%)
clowning PD after school
7 (5.1%)
anime
7 (5.1%)
africa
0 (0%)
refusing to eat meat that isn't well done
0 (0%)
#blackexcellence
1 (0.7%)
menthols
2 (1.5%)
pretending to love white people to make talk radio money
1 (0.7%)
conspiracy theory
2 (1.5%)
high carb diets
4 (2.9%)
spending an inordinate amount of income on clothing
0 (0%)
rapping
1 (0.7%)
#teamlightskin
1 (0.7%)
#teamdarkskin
3 (2.2%)
complaining about the white man
14 (10.3%)
inventing superior music and dances
1 (0.7%)
eating pork
6 (4.4%)
not eating pork
0 (0%)
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage
3 (2.2%)
overstanding
2 (1.5%)
poor money management
6 (4.4%)
twitter
7 (5.1%)
5 % Islam
3 (2.2%)
killing black men
1 (0.7%)
not voting
3 (2.2%)

Total Members Voted: 28

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Eschaton

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What are your favorite blacktivities?
« on: July 20, 2014, 10:41:37 PM »
Well, what are they

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 10:48:01 PM »
I'm the first to vote

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 10:49:00 PM »
I'll go down to like medium well now but only when I forget the face of my father.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 10:55:59 PM »
Where is the smoke crack option?

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 11:03:17 PM »
That's racist Mups.

Where is the meeting your dad at 17 and crying to your uncle when he ditches you option?

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 11:06:12 PM »
lusting after white women :noah

being suspicious of asian store owners :drudge

spending an inordinate amount of income on clothing :fabulous

#teamlightskin  :obama

#teamdarkskin :mynicca
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 11:09:08 PM »
being followed around stores
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 11:10:14 PM »
can we select more than 5
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 11:10:46 PM »
White Women is wining this by a mile  :hitler

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 11:10:56 PM »
Pretty sure PD sighed when he saw the cac thread, just because he knew this one would eventually happen.

First cac thread PD was unhappy to see.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 11:11:17 PM »
does anyone really lust after white men? :holeup

White Women is wining this by a mile  :hitler
tied with anime :hitler

should be easy to suss out the guilty parties.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2014, 11:13:01 PM »
does anyone really lust after white men? :holeup


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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2014, 11:18:40 PM »
my name is white as fuck
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2014, 11:20:09 PM »
my name is white as fuck

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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2014, 11:22:53 PM »
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2014, 11:24:32 PM »
There should really be a separate poll for favorite black conspiracy theorists.

Black Israelites
Faux-intellectual Afrocentrists
To Pork or not to Pork
Sega Fans
Homosexual/person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation/Illuminati Agenda
Feminization of the Black Man

What am I mising?

Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2014, 11:26:07 PM »
rap music being tied to the prison industrial complex
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nudemacusers

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2014, 11:36:40 PM »
well if someone gets around to making 'a favorite punjabtivities' thread we can put resetting polls at the top of the list  >:(
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2014, 11:41:50 PM »
second on the favorite punjabtivities list will be 'thinking white people care about the microscopic ethnic or cultural differences in brown people :heh'
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2014, 11:42:33 PM »
Posing for emotes :rejoice
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2014, 11:43:28 PM »
Pretending you've reading black literature classics. I know three people (including my mom) who pretend like they've read Malcolm X, and then give the ruse away by bringing up shit that was only in the Spike Lee movie.
:dead
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2014, 11:45:58 PM »
killing black men
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2014, 11:47:40 PM »

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2014, 11:52:00 PM »
Pretending you've reading black literature classics. I know three people (including my mom) who pretend like they've read Malcolm X, and then give the ruse away by bringing up shit that was only in the Spike Lee movie.
:dead
I have a copy of Souls of Black Folk that's been sitting on my living room table for 7 months. Mentioned it to my mom that it was for an African-American Sociology class I was taking.

"Oh that's so cool. How'd you like it? It's like, from the man himself you know?"

(beat)

"Yeah, yeah pretty cool I guess."

Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2014, 11:52:35 PM »
add 'not voting' to the poll
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2014, 11:57:42 PM »
Going to places where I'm not a minority and I can just chill with my folk without any pretenses.

Eating fried chicken on a humid Sunday.

Eating watermelon on hot summer days.

Wearing lotion every goddamn day.

Liking anime.

Dancing well.

Listening to a thorough catalog of American musical classics from Miles Davis to Chuck Berry, from Funkadelic to Janelle Monae.
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2014, 12:00:03 AM »
Janelle Monae.
Esch add listening to pretentious black artists talk about how their music "shapes the world"

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2014, 12:01:42 AM »
add 'not voting' to the poll

it's not like it would get used tho
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2014, 12:04:18 AM »
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Himu

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2014, 12:05:24 AM »
Janelle Monae.
Esch add listening to pretentious black artists talk about how their music "shapes the world"

More Janelle haters.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2014, 12:07:19 AM »
Complaining about the white man is a blacktivity we all can enjoy.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2014, 12:09:08 AM »
using stupid faux linguistic devices to connect disparate, unrelated ideas


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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2014, 12:38:55 AM »
You forgot "Hypertension"

Himu

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2014, 12:45:18 AM »
blood pressure meds are a black people staple!!
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2014, 12:46:57 AM »
Having a deep misunderstanding of basic technology.

One of my uncles asked me to help him learn how to photoshop once. I was like :leon because I didn't know he was into computers, and figured if he was already trying to photoshop shit he must be relatively advanced. So I told him "sure, whenever you're ready" assuming that the answer would essentially be not-anytime-soon since I rarely go to his house.

Fast forward to Christmas. I walk into my parents house, greet family members, am about to take a seat and chill when I see him run downstairs, then yell up "I'm ready to photoshop now!" So I'm like damn, since when do my parents have photoshop on their computer? :mindblown

I walk downstairs and he's sitting at their computer with his Facebook on the screen. I ask if photoshop is on the computer and he says "I guess so. Ok here's what I want you to do." He then pulls up a profile pic of him wearing a bunch of jewelry and asks me to photoshop all of it off of him, because the Christian woman he's been pursuing online thinks he looks too worldly.
:beli

For a second I try to determine whether I'm being trolled, then quickly realize this is a black man in his mid 50s and he is 100% serious. So I tell him photoshop is a software you buy and install on a computer, and since we don't have it I can't photoshop his picture. Then I ask the obvious question: why don't you just take another picture. He thinks for a second, then says "you know, that's actually a good idea."
:snoop

So I tell him to get ready, pull out my phone, find a nicely lit area in the basement...and then mentally SMH. He's wearing a gold cross chain and a regular gold chain - the exact same shit he was wearing in his portrait pic. I told him he should probably take that shit off, and he caught feelings and said "why? Sheeeit."

 :comeon
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2014, 01:09:23 AM »
Another thing: pretending like black people created everything. And then when you argue otherwise you get hit with the "well we were the original man so technically it all come from us anyway" :smug troll shit.



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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2014, 01:26:49 AM »
Denying parentage of black children
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2014, 01:38:27 AM »
Your uncle has his pc setup in the basement?

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2014, 02:01:06 AM »
Adventure biking - Driving your bicycle into the next town and back without your mom finding out and ruining your posterior

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2014, 02:10:44 AM »
Your uncle has his pc setup in the basement?
My parents do; they also have one upstairs in my dad's study. Seems pretty normal to me.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2014, 03:19:34 AM »
That story :heh
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2014, 07:40:37 AM »
fried chicken - anyone who doesn't love fried chicken can die in a car fire
winning at sports - i have a  like 40% 3 point shot and a decent j, which converts to unrespectable but winning scores when I play pickup games with my nerd/gameless peers. I'll take the 'tallest midget' award  :yeshrug
complaining about the white man - We are indeed the worst
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage - too hilariously obscure to not vote for this
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2014, 07:55:39 AM »
Which of you freaks don't have fried chicken as their #1 answer?

Fucking weirdoes.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2014, 09:22:04 AM »
Losing a leg to diabetes.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2014, 10:48:47 AM »
Discussing DBZ power levels.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2014, 11:10:57 AM »
Being mortally afraid of your momma.

Defending child-beating on NeoGAF.


Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2014, 11:15:27 AM »
Where's the grape soda option?

It's a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2014, 11:30:42 AM »
cachild rejecting blacktivity   :whew



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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2014, 11:33:35 AM »
Bet he sassed Bill by saying 'eat my pants'.  Damn Simpsons; no respect.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2014, 11:40:19 AM »
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2014, 12:50:41 PM »
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.

Yeah, it's an american twattery.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2014, 12:53:13 PM »
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.

Yeah, it's an american twattery.

Well it would be kind of odd for a non-American to brag about their Native American heritage I think.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2014, 01:09:25 PM »
Plenty of snow-white cacs down here with indian houses and always be going to the indian clinic and shit. My family never signed up for CDIB cards, tho.  >:(
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2014, 01:11:34 PM »
It's not twattery, especially in Oklahoma. My kids are going to be card carrying members of the Cherokee Nation with that healthcare and tuition assistance.

I know a girl from OKC that is like this. Like it's a very big part of "who she is" despite being white as fuck.

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2014, 01:16:05 PM »
Where is the blunt smoking and grape soda options?
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2014, 01:25:19 PM »
Never learning how to swim. 

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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2014, 02:14:13 PM »
Rarely dressing your age. Go to the closest inner city and you'll see a collection of 40-60 year old black men wearing oversized shirts and baggy shorts.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2014, 02:58:18 PM »
Having a side bitch.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2014, 02:59:52 PM »
Rarely dressing your age. Go to the closest inner city and you'll see a collection of 40-60 year old black men wearing oversized shirts and baggy shorts.
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Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2014, 03:02:38 PM »
Letting white people think I like them
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