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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 11:46:55 AM »




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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 11:47:29 AM »
Pretty much everything in the Trader Joe frozen section is really good. I think their tamales and potstickers are my favorites.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2014, 11:49:10 AM »
Some people spend their mid 40s learning to ride motorcycles or chasing young women. ToxicAdam has spent his listening to pop and eating TV dinners.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 11:50:22 AM »
Only 6 Trader Joe's located in all of Ohio. :(


Some people spend their mid 40s learning to ride motorcycles or chasing young women. ToxicAdam has spent his listening to pop and eating TV dinners.



Hey, I just turned 40. There is still hope for me to turn it around.

Going to a Sara Bareilles concert this month, though. Maybe I am doomed.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2014, 11:51:31 AM »
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 11:54:19 AM »
What the hell is "marsala"?

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 11:57:48 AM »




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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 11:58:16 AM »
What the hell is "marsala"?

A wine. Usually you add butter and/or flour to it to make it a sauce.




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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 12:20:35 PM »
Honestly I don't eat this shit anymore but in my early twenties I basically survived off it. Went like four years without eating a home cooked meal made from scratch. I'm a miracle I didn't end up morbidly obese.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 12:27:46 PM »
http://www.whatsgoodattraderjoes.com/2010/08/trader-mings-bbq-chicken-teriyaki.html

http://www.whatsgoodattraderjoes.com/2013/03/trader-joes-japanese-style-fried-rice.html

Trader Joe's Chicken and Pork Gyoza Potstickers

TJ's Aloo Chaat Kati Pouches

Maria Callender's Swedish Meatballs

Any of the Maria Callender's Comfort Bakes, Cheddar and Bacon Potato is my favorite

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 12:28:35 PM »


$1 Banquet Frozen Dinners got me through that year of college when I didn't have a meal plan.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 12:32:24 PM »
I def fucked with the Banquet Chicken Fingers meal.



The brownie at the end was always a treat.  :drool

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 12:48:51 PM »
I def fucked with the Banquet Chicken Fingers meal.

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The brownie at the end was always a treat.  :drool

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 01:01:22 PM »
Yea, I won't mess with that Banquet stuff. Gives me elementary school flashbacks.

Frozen food has improved in the past 5 years.




Amy's Bowls are great stuff, too.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2014, 01:06:14 PM »
Only posting in this thread because its title has a good vocab word. :clap

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 01:12:16 PM »
Good marsala wine is  :lawd

But there's only one good producer left  :stahp
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 01:12:26 PM »
Trader Joe's (and Amy's) frozen Palak Paneer or Chicken Tikka Masala is so fucking good. 

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 01:13:57 PM »
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 01:19:33 PM »
While I don't care much for frozen meals, I eat frozen food all the time.

Frozen springrolls, frozen mozarella sticks, frozen pizzas, frozen vegetables (healther than fresh vegetables!), frozen veggie stuff, etc, etc.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 01:30:22 PM »
frozen vegetables (healther than fresh vegetables!)

lol believe nonsense big food sells you, brehs

It's because the freezing process encapsulates all those vitamins and micronutrients when teh vegetable is in prime condition, so that you consume it at its freshest state as opposed to "fresh" vegetables that have usually been exposed to dirty oxygen for several days before it gets eaten.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2014, 01:30:44 PM »


I can still enjoy some morning star these days though. The links are overlooked imo.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2014, 01:31:19 PM »


Also plain frozen vegetables are mostly just as healthy as non frozen.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2014, 01:35:32 PM »
Frozen vegetables taste like shit though so who gives a fuck
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2014, 01:40:06 PM »
Frozen meals are trash, of course, but amongst the trash if I have to pick I'd go with any one of them that uses the steamer design, where the steam from the sauce cooks the pasta or what have you.

Also, premade burger patties is disgusting and not even much more convenient. Throw some spice in a bowl with meat and roll balls, really that hard bros?

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2014, 01:40:53 PM »
Eh, taste is not the problem but texture is bad with most frozen vegetables. Okay for gratin or quiches.  :yeshrug
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2014, 01:42:34 PM »
Frozen vegetables taste like shit though so who gives a fuck


yea, if you shove it bareback into a bowl in the microwave. But if you boil the bag or use a microwave steamer it brings them back to life.*

* - except for broccoli. Nothing tops fresh.


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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2014, 02:08:39 PM »
I'll eat frozen veggies when I'm feeling lazy, but I never just boil them. I'll saute them or something, to give them more flavor. But usually if I want veggies I whip out my fresh mushrooms, carrots, brocolli, etc and chef something up.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2014, 02:10:42 PM »
The meat in those cheap frozen dinners is some of the most heinous "food" I've ever encountered, just absolutely nauseating.
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2014, 02:12:10 PM »
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2014, 02:13:16 PM »
The only frozen stuff I consistently buy:

-pot pies
-chicken breasts
-some frozen fish (tilapia and sometimes salmon)

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2014, 02:49:38 PM »
I love those frozen meals that can crisp up breading with space-age foil.



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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2014, 03:02:32 PM »
Yea, those are pretty good. Flatbreads seem to do better than regular breads. Lean Cusine and Stouffers makes a panini that uses that foil, but the results aren't so great.





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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2014, 03:07:21 PM »
Yea, those are pretty good. Flatbreads seem to do better than regular breads. Lean Cusine and Stouffers makes a panini that uses that foil, but the results aren't so great.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2014, 03:13:43 PM »
I don't know if they're still around but like over a decade ago I liked those french bread pizzas.  hot cheese top, cold soggy in the middle, hard dry wooden crusts.  the eight different textures took you on a journey.  also marie callender's fettuccine alfredo.  a bit like rubberbands in undiluted condensed mushroom soup, but it came in a premium paper tray.  none of that plastic shit.

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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2014, 03:27:19 PM »
i'll only touch frozen peas and broccoli and that is only after they've been pan fried in ghee/butter or roasted in the oven -- who the fuck microwaves or steams their vegetables? i've also found that whole foods frozen vegetables and fruits are on another level when compared to the standard shit you find at other grocery stores. frozen spinach is mostly disgusting but their whole leaf organic spinach is more than fine when used to make palak/saag paneer.

all the other frozen vegetables taste like shit. 
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2014, 03:51:43 PM »
Adding frozen edamame beans to eraything :rejoice
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2014, 04:19:33 PM »
i forgot about frozen edamame

korean burritos and fried rice
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Re: Frozen Food that is good (gourmet parvenus don't get salty)
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2014, 09:45:33 PM »
These are really all I eat when it comes to frozen foods:




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