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Happy national hot dog day
« on: July 23, 2014, 11:39:03 AM »
Hot dogs are good


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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 11:41:09 AM »
Ketchup on a hotdog in the OP? Mods help

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 11:43:08 AM »
Ketchup on a hotdog in the OP? Mods help

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 11:43:09 AM »
Why would you ruin the sweet purity of ketchup by putting mustard with it?



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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 11:44:42 AM »
I've got a wiener for you

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2014, 11:44:56 AM »
I mad. How dare you bland out the taste of delicious tube meats.

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2014, 11:53:18 AM »
Can we all agree that hot dogs are good, and careless Europeans who put mayo on theirs should be moved into labor camps?

That's no mayo...

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2014, 11:53:34 AM »
Hot dogs with a cheese filling.  :drool

Also, shouts out to pigs in a blanket.


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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 11:55:27 AM »
are polish dogs acceptable? cuz a polish with mustard, relish, and onion is sounding good to me RIGHT NOW
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 11:56:11 AM »
FREE THE HOT DOG BAR
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2014, 11:57:01 AM »
Wait... is that green-beans on a hotdog?  :-\

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 11:58:11 AM »
looks like edame beans.
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2014, 12:00:38 PM »
Wait... is that green-beans on a hotdog?  :-\
they're peppers. chicago dog is so good!

i'm down with just a Hebrew+mustard+kraut though. Might go pick up some dogs and boil them up  :drool

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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 12:02:27 PM »
what makes a dog hebrew?


not really a joke q but i feel a good punchline could go there. too tired atm  :-\
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 12:03:52 PM »
are polish dogs acceptable? cuz a polish with mustard, relish, and onion is sounding good to me RIGHT NOW

Polish dog from Costco :mouf

Don't forget to ask for the sauerkraut, they keep it behind the counter :mouf

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2014, 12:08:13 PM »
what makes a dog hebrew?


not really a joke q but i feel a good punchline could go there. too tired atm  :-\
I just meant Hebrew National brand. Those and Nathans are my favorite dogs, but Nathans are usually way overpriced in stores here.


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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2014, 12:08:28 PM »
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Superior sausage based fast food. :smug

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2014, 12:08:59 PM »
Wait... is that green-beans on a hotdog?  :-\
they're peppers. chicago dog is so good!

The hot dog is topped with yellow mustard; chopped white onions; bright green sweet pickle relish; a dill pickle spear; tomato slices or wedges; pickled sport peppers; and a dash of celery salt.[1][5][6][7] The complete assembly of a Chicago hot dog is said to be "dragged through the garden" due to the many toppings.

Ah, you're right. Never seen those before.

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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2014, 12:11:43 PM »
what makes a dog hebrew?


not really a joke q but i feel a good punchline could go there. too tired atm  :-\
I just meant Hebrew National brand. Those and Nathans are my favorite dogs, but Nathans are usually way overpriced in stores here.
i don't think i've ever had hebrew national. i usually get some hippie brand for cacreasons
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2014, 12:14:44 PM »
cac dog :trash

jew dog  :rejoice

Hebrew national is great. Nathans and Vienna Beef are good as well.

Best way to cook is clearly grilling or boiling, but an amazing cheatway is to cook it in the microwave for 35 seconds inside the bun. You get a nice steamed texture :rejoice
if i'm extra lazy i just wrap the dog in a wet paper towel and nuke it for 30ish seconds. close to boiling and still delish.

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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2014, 12:16:13 PM »
can you cook jew dogs in an oven? :larry

















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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2014, 12:16:58 PM »
 :beli please don't spoil this special day

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2014, 12:22:11 PM »
http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01/Michelle+Bachmann+Hotdog1333489002.jpg

She's into the big brown dogs, huh? Esch may just have a chance.

if i'm extra lazy i just wrap the dog in a wet paper towel and nuke it for 30ish seconds. close to boiling and still delish.

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2014, 12:29:44 PM »
I buy Hebrew nationals, kosher dogs = no weird fillers :rejoice

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2014, 12:30:36 PM »
pan-fried until just starting to blacken, or grilled - fuck boiled hot dogs

sauerkraut and brown mustard

dill relish and brown mustard

chili, slaw, brown mustard, and minced onions

hot dogs fuck yeah
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2014, 12:32:01 PM »
Microwaved until it's cracked and chewy.  :drool


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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 12:35:24 PM »
there's this hot dog joint nearby called Paul's Place, been around since the 20s

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g49488-d618806-r124210473-Paul_s_Place_Famous_Hotdogs-Rocky_Point_North_Carolina.html

they make the best hot dog relish you'll ever have, tastes sort of like chili
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2014, 12:41:54 PM »
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2014, 12:45:45 PM »
I don't eat hot dogs. Maybe I need to go to a city that has good ones, but usually I just can't fuck with them.

I prefer sausages, but I don't really eat those on buns. Cut them up with some onions and peppers pls.
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2014, 01:03:19 PM »
Beef hot dogs only. None of that pork and chicken bullshit.
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2014, 01:26:37 PM »


my fav hotdogs

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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2014, 01:28:15 PM »
finally some cacdog representation
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2014, 01:30:15 PM »
Hot Dogs. The great savior for parents who don't want to cook for thier kids.


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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »
Hot Dogs. The great savior of parents who don't want to cook for thier kids. :praise

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Hot dogs. Easy mac. Spaghetti O's. Saltines with peanut butter. "Garlic bread" aka white bread with microwaved butter and some seasoning. The list goes on.

Someday soon I'll have to make a Poverty Eating Megathread.
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2014, 01:41:23 PM »
do it. I could drop some knowledge.
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2014, 01:53:24 PM »
I ate one of these today for lunch:



So good. :lawd
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2014, 01:56:09 PM »
Just had a couple veggie dogs with lots of ketchup on them.

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2014, 02:09:14 PM »
Hot dogs :drool

Both the actual kind and the figurative kind :drool
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 02:16:03 PM »
I used to put ketchup on dogs but I'd rather use sriracha instead.
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 02:27:32 PM »
Ketchup is fine on a dog but not good with kraut.  :yuck

BBQ sauce is good with a dog too. Add some onions onto that too, yum!

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 02:32:27 PM »
I don't even like extra shit. Just a dog on a bun.

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 02:36:14 PM »
i just slice it up and pan fry it

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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2014, 02:37:08 PM »
i just slice it up and pan fry it
Serve with baked beans

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2014, 02:39:48 PM »
95% of all hot dogs are pretty bland, one-note meat socks. You have to put some char on it and douse it in condiments.

I've actually grown to detest them, much like sloppy joes and Bud Light. But, if they are available as the only thing at a party I won't turn them down.


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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2014, 05:14:10 PM »
I buy Hebrew nationals, kosher dogs = no weird fillers :rejoice

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2014, 05:24:10 PM »
maybe these don't count but I pretty much gorge on these during summer weekends



charred up in a pan with a little german mustard and relish :lawd
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2014, 06:06:34 PM »
I went to Weinerschnitzel.

There was not a long line or even a promotional sign.

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« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2014, 06:31:09 PM »
Had hot dogs with sriracha, mustard, relish, onions, chili, and jalepenos for lunch.

Sriracha. :obama You do go on everything.
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« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2014, 06:45:34 PM »
half smoke + siracaha/jap mayo mix + bonito flakes served over a wrapped flour tortilla
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this is one of my favorite combinations. i love that it is parts washington dc, japan, whatever the hell siracha is and mexican :bow2 i hope this mix offends a few people

also banh-mi dogs :bow2
kimchi + seaweed dogs :bow2
bulgogi dogs :bow2
crumbled chips :bow2

and my go to a 7-elleven dog is chilli with a shit ton of chopped onions; it's that nasty kinda good :bow2

hotdogs :bow2

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2014, 06:47:08 PM »
I can make an amazing dressing with olive oil, basalmic vinegar, mustard, and sriracha.
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« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2014, 07:14:41 PM »
Andouille :rejoice :noah
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« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2014, 09:00:37 PM »
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:beli please don't spoil this special day



This is from steves in Saint Louis.  It's got habanero-chipotle spread and sriracha and additional options of pickle relish, chipotle onions and jalapeńos. It's called a molotov dog
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Had to visit the toilet JUST LOOKING at that picture.  :-\

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« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2014, 10:15:41 PM »
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my fav hotdogs

Had these dogs for dinner, not bad

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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2014, 01:16:55 AM »
Hebrew National love  :whew

Only real good brand you can find in pretty much every store. So juicy.  :drool

Though the fat free ones should be illegal.  :mindblown

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Ironically, Hebrew National beef products cannot be eaten by many observant Jews, despite the fact that Hebrew National is probably one of the most well-known kosher brands among non-Jews. For many years, Hebrew National relied on a body within the company to certify its products kosher. Many Orthodox Jews did not feel that Hebrew National's kosher standards were up to those set in place by groups such as the Orthodox Union, Kof-K, and the like, and as such, would not consume Hebrew National beef-based products. (Standards, and opinions, differed for Hebrew National's poultry.)

The Conservative movement also did not regard Hebrew National acceptable and therefore not Kosher. Rabbi Paul Plotkin, the chair of the Committee on Jewish Law and Standards' Kashrut Committee, wrote that "Until recently, Hebrew National, which is widely distributed, wasn't 'kosher enough.' Its supervision was unacceptable to many Jews who keep kosher including the Conservative movement."[2]

In the early 2000s, Hebrew National switched to an external certification group, the Triangle K, under the auspices of Rabbi Aryeh Ralbag, which was widely seen as somewhat of an upgrade in its standards of kashrut. In 2004, the Conservative Movement found the upgrade sufficient to be acceptable by Conservative standards.[2] The Rabbis Ralbag and Plotkin conferred jointly and developed a strategy for consistent monitoring of the products labeled kosher by Hebrew National. By reducing production facilities to just one location, expenses were dramatically reduced for upkeep, utilities, employees, and maintenance. The production process was streamlined so that a viewing station kept an eye on each individual sausage that passed through the facility. Rabbis Plotkin and Ralbag share monitoring duties amongst a cabal of other Rabbis, allowing for a pure and reliable dedication to the purveyance of Kosher hot dogs. Hebrew National hot dogs are, in this way, able to claim their product as Kosher.

Nonetheless, the Jewish Daily Forward reported that most Orthodox authorities did not follow this endorsement, and most Orthodox Jews continue not to rely on its kashrut.[3]

In June 2012, ConAgra Foods Inc. was sued by 11 people in Minnesota for falsely advertising their product as kosher. Their complaint rests on the issue of ConAgra unlawfully tricking people into thinking they are buying kosher meat and being able to charge a premium fee for this alleged fallacy.[4]
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Re: Happy national hot dog day
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2014, 01:53:32 AM »
Though the fat free ones should be illegal.  :mindblown

#thedualities of HN dogs.

Original :lawd, fat free :brazilcry

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« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2014, 03:00:25 AM »
I can make an amazing dressing with olive oil, basalmic vinegar, mustard, and sriracha.
Do tell.

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« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2014, 05:51:35 AM »
Do any of the LA street vendors still sell the bacon-wrapped hot dogs. GOD DAMN those were good.

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« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2014, 09:55:33 AM »
Tatonka :drool
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