Straightest Bore Member?

[AWESOM-O]

Who is the straightest borean?

Disqualified for obvious reasons: Zephyr, Jinfash, demi, stealthfan
Questionable: PD, nudemac, Drinky, Cowbell, Mupepe (but he's on the poll anyway), Joe, Karakand, BlackMage, T234, Spencer, Jumbo, Exodust, am nintenho, P-Touch, chrono, thisismyusername, Dennis, BlueTsunami, benjipwns. Stoney, Esch
Asexual/monosexual: recursive, Andrex, Father Mike, Mandark, Squiddy
Sistersexual: BrandNew
Cartoon-sexual: Great Rumbler
Patriarchal: etiolate
Other: Broseidon, fistful, headwalk, Momo

Other people are too new for an adequate sample size.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Madrun Badrun]

The Business was in the military;  don't ask don't tell.

[Madrun Badrun]

Mupepe is so straight he only does hand stuff.

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with other dudes

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Triumph is so straight he only does hand stuff.

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with himself

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[Tasty]

WTF is monosexual you ciscum

[Madrun Badrun]

AWESOM-O what boyhood mishap prevented you from adding yourself to the poll?

[Himu]

The fresh scent of a mans pheromone enhanced sweat

The smell of his junk

The stubble on his face

That thing guys do when they make their hard cock jump up and down - someday I will know the name of what that is called

A man in a tight fitting shirt

A man with a big butt

[nudemacusers]

married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

[Madrun Badrun]

reset the poll, I'm voting Himu.

[Madrun Badrun]

married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

Sounds like every news story about a republican or minister caught in the back of a car with an otter. 

[nudemacusers]

married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

Sounds like every news story about a republican or minister caught in the back of a car with an otter.

that's my 20 year anniversary, I still have some time.

[Kara]

I'm hella het, I just don't broadcast it much to help facilitate the birth of a genderless dystopia in the shell of the old world.

[Himu]

I'm not completely straight. I am bi~

[headwalk]

the business is basically the man john cena pretends to be.

[Kara]

the business is basically the man john cena pretends to be.

The Biz has a personality, that's not a very nice thing to say.

[Himu]

I voted for biz

[Mupepe]

Nothing gay about me

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore

yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.

[nudemacusers]

Nothing gay about me

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore

yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.

that's just the deep closet in action

[headwalk]

Nothing gay about me

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore

yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.

that's just the deep closet in action

yeah, no way doesn't he have some lonely cowboy moments in his past.

[nudemacusers]

married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

I couldn't vote for the business or you. Y'all like fashion / male appearance too much to take home this award.

male beauty shaming itt

[nudemacusers]

i dunno a quick browse of gaygaf makes me question that metric


and derek rose is great underwear pls understand

[Kara]

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they also dont attempt poetry

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FUCK

Mayakovsky-kun got more action than any of us could ever dream of doe.

[nudemacusers]

i dunno a quick browse of gaygaf makes me question that metric


and derek rose is great underwear pls understand

what other gay things might you be 'quick browsing' (Image removed from quote.)

besides TheBore.com

vintage men's fitness magazines, locker room selfies, tasteful herb ritts male nudes, you know, just stuff to compare my progress against.

[nudemacusers]

after much consideration, I had to go with mupepe

daddy

[Kara]

my name means poet in hindi

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Trade ya.

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[Eel O'Brian]

apparently you guys think I live in the old west

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I wish

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[Joe Molotov]

my name means poet in hindi

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Trade ya.

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Karakand means "Battlefield map" in "not really paying attention"-ese

[PlayDat]

That thing guys do when they make their hard cock jump up and down - someday I will know the name of what that is called

Male Kegels?

[Madrun Badrun]

Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit and he would like more spicy pms from you.

[Eel O'Brian]

thanks?

[Eel O'Brian]

Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit

fixt for honesty

i think i buy maybe 3-4 shirts a year

[Kara]

Karakand means "Battlefield map" in "not really paying attention"-ese

It means lobster.

[nudemacusers]

Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit

fixt for honesty

i think i buy maybe 3-4 shirts a year

i assume they are dsquared2, versace, and valentino

[Eel O'Brian]

Tee

[nudemacusers]

so one of these?

[Van Cruncheon]

is this another mandark diss attempt? come on, bro. not a good look

[Van Cruncheon]

also i have a great ass   

[thisismyusername]

thanks?

You won the big one! You should receive a care package from the GOP consisting of a .45 , a box of ribbed Magnums, a jock strap, and 30 rack of Stag in 3-5 business days.

My kind of care-package.

[Momo]

I'm like super un-gay except for my twice a week habbit of rolling around the floor with sweaty men

[toku]

So you're white?

[Shadow Mod]

I win because straight = taking cock for me and we all know how much the bore loves cock.

[Momo]

is this another mandark diss attempt? come on, bro. not a good look

that's nothing.  Dennis just got here last week and he's on there, I've been here six years on no mention at all.

these microaggressions, man

I'm somehow new, I feel you :'(

While the slight against you is much bigger in this instance though

[Kara]

I'm like super un-gay except for my twice a week habbit of rolling around the floor with sweaty men

So many crypto-hets here.

[Squiddy]

I take great offense at being called a monosexual even if it's true though.

[CatsCatsCats]

Proud to be DQ'd

[StealthFan]

I'd be offended by Puddles' dumb shit but he got molested by his father. That's the ultimate L

[Your Stalker]

that's messed up

[Squiddy]

Let me know if you need someone to talk to Puddles, I'm always here for you, mate.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Eel is the straightest active Bore member.

Of all time, I'd say it would be a three way tie between Smooth Grove, Eel, and Fragamemnon.  SG likes talking about BBCs but you never got the impression he wanted to put any in his mouth or ass.  Frag seems like he just wouldn't want to devote the time or energy to such pursuits.

[headwalk]

Eel is the straightest active Bore member.

Of all time, I'd say it would be a three way tie between Smooth Grove, Eel, and Fragamemnon.  SG likes talking about BBCs but you never got the impression he wanted to put any in his mouth or ass.  Frag seems like he just wouldn't want to devote the time or energy to such pursuits.

i have it on good authority that frag has a powdered wig, frock coat and breeches which he wears exclusively for marathon europa universalis sessions.

[lennedsay]

Lennedsay is straight as hell, too.

I don't know. I used to hang out at a lesbian bar where I spent most of my time convincing people I was straight. And I have a lot of gay friends. And I post on the bore.

I would've probably been a lesbian if they didn't always have so much damn drama.

[Madrun Badrun]

I would've probably been a lesbian if they didn't always have so much damn drama.

ya me too.

[demi]

Tiesto the one true BBW slayer.

I choose him

[MCD]

do virgins count as straight?

[recursivelyenumerable]

most of my non-Bore Seattle friends are either gay or female.

i like having gay friends because it finally lets me be the one doing the "friendzone"'ing

[Beezy]

i like having gay friends because it finally lets me be the one doing the "friendzone"'ing

[etiolate]

this is the only place I hang where I feel like the straightest guy in the room

[Madrun Badrun]

this is the only place I hang where I feel like the straightest guy in the room

You mean it doesn't curve at all?

[chronovore]

apparently you guys think I live in the old west

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I wish

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Isn't this you?

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[brawndolicious]

PL seems too modern, The biz is way too metro, Bebpo isn't western enough to fit my idea of straightness, and G has worn lady underwear.

So you have have dcharlie, triumph, and mupepe and I know the first two have pouted about lack of sex life so the winner of that list kind of defaults to mupepe. But I feel like he may have had adventurous shenanigans that skirt the line between steers and queers so writing in Stony Mason or Eel might be a better choice. I could never imagine them giving a passion-filled blowjob.

My question is why was I disqualified?